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AgricultureRe: 22 Weeks Old Layers Not Laying Yet by Twoclans(f): 1:30pm On Dec 12, 2018
Hmmmmm

1, maybe their feeding was not right
2, maybe the feed /drugs you used was wrong
3,I also hope it's not cockerels you bought lipsrsealed

Regardless look for a good Vet within your locality to take a look at them.
RomanceRe: Types Of Butt/ass - Which One Do You Have (photos) by Twoclans(f): 12:19pm On Dec 12, 2018
lefulefu:
Lalas247,twoclans both get heart and pear shape backside
ehm sexybbstar i no see ur own here oo
there"s dis other babe wey carry back...though her type no dey here but i don 4get her moniker cheesy
wait lemme think
My king My king kiss

RomanceRe: Curvy NYSC Lady Rocks Her Khaki With Swags (see Photos) by Twoclans(f): 8:44pm On Dec 10, 2018
lefulefu:
i love those thighs wink wink wink
Keep your doors open ,I will join you soon kiss

CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Obi Uchendu And Mofe Damijo RMD Pose In Style In New Photo by Twoclans(f): 8:18pm On Dec 10, 2018
When will I stop crushing on RMD undecided
RomanceRe: Curvy NYSC Lady Rocks Her Khaki With Swags (see Photos) by Twoclans(f): 3:01pm On Dec 10, 2018
Uglymugg:
What the _fuck!!! Twoclans looks like thathuh? shocked
I die well today shocked shocked

@ Uglymugg that is exactly why I belong to nairaland king of ukwu boys.

cc king lefulefu wink
RomanceRe: Guys Post Your Pictures Here. I Am Searching. by Twoclans(f): 1:43pm On Dec 10, 2018
samysmoothfresh:
welcome back from your laffing spree. grin


Now can i send the pm and get "that" nightie?,
I bought the last one from the store tongue

Your friend will have to wait for next season .
RomanceRe: Guys Post Your Pictures Here. I Am Searching. by Twoclans(f): 1:01pm On Dec 10, 2018
samysmoothfresh:
i love the purple nightie........and i'd love to know where you got it so i can get one for a friend.



Pm?
I have laughed so much my uterus have shifted

RomanceRe: Guys Post Your Pictures Here. I Am Searching. by Twoclans(f): 12:41pm On Dec 10, 2018
Randy91:
@dp...is that chicken thighsgrin grin
More like turkey thighs grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys Post Your Pictures Here. I Am Searching. by Twoclans(f): 12:39pm On Dec 10, 2018
samysmoothfresh:
what's that on your dp please?
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: I'm Dating An Edo Girl What's Your Advice For Me by Twoclans(f): 6:49pm On Dec 09, 2018
lefulefu:
there's one edo chick martins dey always track here naucheesy..happy sunday my dearwink
Marty tracks everything in skirt. He is nairaland lover boy.

I am cool dearie.

Abeg take Sunday kiss kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: I'm Dating An Edo Girl What's Your Advice For Me by Twoclans(f): 4:50pm On Dec 09, 2018
lefulefu:
Make u no fearcheesy.. Irregardless of the negative sterotypes u dey hear about edo babes like dat the man wey dey marry dem no dey survive and dem too dey do italo runz plus decimal 10:10 tinzs ... Edo girls are very good. One tin about them is dat dem dey very traditional and dem sabi cook wella.iyam telling u as an edo guy. [b]See my [b]igbo [/b]friend Martin0..ever since he tasted an edo [/b]chick [b]he [/b]never went backcheesy.
Martin0 @ bolded hmmmmmmmm
RomanceRe: Guys Post Your Pictures Here. I Am Searching. by Twoclans(f): 4:39pm On Dec 09, 2018
CaptainMitch:
Twoclans post your picture.
My captain the OP asked for guys, I am a lady.

You can apply wink I think she is genuine.
RomanceRe: 2 Feminists Mock Men On Twitter. Also Advising Women To Cheat On Their Husband. by Twoclans(f): 10:28am On Dec 08, 2018
Who has an idea how a broken record can be repaired undecided
RomanceRe: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by Twoclans(f): 10:40am On Dec 07, 2018
Snow87:
Deep heart shallow brain, is God not wonderful??
God is indeed wonderful.

Have a lovely day Snow87.
RomanceRe: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by Twoclans(f): 10:30am On Dec 07, 2018
The truth is that she might also be looking for a way out of the relationship.

The heart of a woman is very deep.
RomanceRe: Most Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done by Twoclans(f): 4:33pm On Dec 06, 2018
Pusyiter:
Accepting Felicitation from you is like believing YY Sani will win the Presidential election come 2019 grin
Awwwwwww he breaks my fragile heart cry
RomanceRe: Most Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done by Twoclans(f): 3:37pm On Dec 06, 2018
Pusyiter:
Hmm.....visited an uncle years back, I saw Hennessey bottle close to his TV
I felt it was my best time to have a taste of it as I just heard of it then.
I hurriedly opened it immediately he left to the kitchen and took a shot before he arrives
Unknowingly, it was kerosene meant for his lantern in his house.
The moment I took a shot, he stepped in, I didn't know what to do whether to swallow it or spit it out.
Was really hell.
In addition to been a smooth talker you are also longer throat grin

How are you dear pusyiter wink
RomanceRe: Most Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done by Twoclans(f): 3:02pm On Dec 06, 2018
Pusyiter:
...HM......most craziest? cool
Singing in Femi's voice...wonder wonder wonder...... grin
Pusyiter Don't just sing ,tell us the craziest thing wink

Oya I am waiting
PoliticsRe: 'El-Rufai: "Being A Governor Is Not Easy, Sometimes I Feel Like Running Away'" by Twoclans(f): 11:25am On Dec 06, 2018
Please run away undecided
CelebritiesRe: Alexx Ekubo Dressed As General Chukwuemeka Ojukwu To 'Power Of 1' Movie Premiere by Twoclans(f): 9:11am On Dec 06, 2018
Who else saw ifu enadas comment ?
RomanceRe: Bride, Groom, Bridesmaids, Groomsmen Do The 'Faint Dance' At Their Wedding! by Twoclans(f): 2:58pm On Dec 05, 2018
Exactly the kind of thing I can do. tongue

Abeg make I go before nairaland will ask me who will marry an evening newspaper like me angry
RomanceRe: Lady Throws Out Her Cheating Nude Boyfriend Through The Window & This Happened by Twoclans(f): 4:41am On Dec 04, 2018
Is that a black woman I see throwing his things out,. lipsrsealed


Sometimes I wonder why people cheat where they can be caught. tongue so embarrassing.
SportsRe: CAF Announce Host For 2019 AFCON After Stripping Off Cameroon by Twoclans(f): 8:18am On Dec 03, 2018
Even before reading the post I knew it will be south Africa .
RomanceRe: Lady Gives It To An Aunty Pressuring Her To Get Married. See What Happened Next by Twoclans(f): 7:38am On Dec 03, 2018
Biko its far better to be single than to end up in a loveless marriage # fact

Ladies learn to be financially independent. That is the new trend .# fact
RomanceRe: I Can’t Marry A Man Who Can’t Satisfy Me Sexually For 12-15 Hours- Lady by Twoclans(f): 8:16pm On Dec 02, 2018
lefulefu:
can she ride a guy for five minutes?
Kikikikikikikikikiki

RomanceRe: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Twoclans(f): 11:41am On Dec 02, 2018
noruwasman:
Train up a child in the way she should grow and when she is getting old, she would never depart from it. may hears our prayer in our search for companion material like thou. how was service today
LOL

No service yet,I am making my hair.

Will attend evening mass.

Have a lovely Sunday ahead .
RomanceRe: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Twoclans(f): 11:36am On Dec 02, 2018
lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Dazzles In Yellow Jumpsuit by Twoclans(f): 10:41am On Dec 02, 2018
Mercy this your bag is fine sha cheesy

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