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CelebritiesRe: Miracle Igbokwe Flies Tobi Bakre Around Florida, US (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 8:51am On Mar 04, 2019
I am always super happy I supported Miracle all the way.

Fine boy cool

My ovaries are hurting me, nobody should mention this post angry
RomanceRe: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by Twoclans(f): 8:32am On Mar 04, 2019
Pusyiter:
grin
So you can't think of any and you dey blast me?
Over to you, you must answer
My dear I don't have any weird attractions, me that I like fine boys like say tomorrow no dey.

Weird I can't deal abeg cheesy
RomanceRe: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by Twoclans(f): 8:27am On Mar 04, 2019
Pusyiter:
grin
If the opposite na the weird, I no fit stay dey look pit toilet o
You don't have any weird attractions. tongue

You still dey lag?
RomanceRe: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by Twoclans(f): 8:19am On Mar 04, 2019
Pusyiter:
1. Succulent lips
2. Good dentition.
3. Sabi yarn/ eloquence
4. Good hips and legs
5. Cool and pretty face
The rest, I fit manage. shocked
My guy the OP said weird things. Since when did any of those things on your list become weird.

Oya go back to the drawing board and come up with things like pimples on the face etc. undecided

I dey wait undecided
RomanceRe: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by Twoclans(f): 7:14am On Mar 04, 2019
lefulefu:
hmm weird thingcheesy.. Hm ok i love a lady that loves to twerk and also a lady with a good sense of humour..though d good sense of humour is not a must sha but d twerkingcheesy... I just love ladies who twerkcheesy.
My king My king grin cheesy cheesy

RomanceRe: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by Twoclans(f): 8:41pm On Mar 03, 2019
Weird weird weird hmmmmmmm

Twoclans you are so boring undecided

Can't even think of one weird thing I like in the opposite sex. angry

King lefulefu come and tell us two weird things you like in the opposite sex assides big ukwu undecided
CrimeRe: Lady Flogged By Her Brothers For Cheating On Her Husband by Twoclans(f): 9:07am On Mar 03, 2019
lefulefu:
hm i really feel sorry for such ladies who allow themselves to be pushed by their families to be involved in an arranged marriage. The abuse, the loss of self dignity thats what they experience.
Yeah ,that is why its always good for a woman to be financially independent .You cant just be parasiting on a man .Not even with this harsh economic realities .


Guy how far .Something is supposed to have happened by now .Why the delay .Anyway let's discuss this offline.
EventsRe: Bride Pushed A Friend After Seeing Her Dancing With Her Husband On Wedding Day. by Twoclans(f): 11:32pm On Mar 02, 2019
Martin0:
babe why you dey yan like that nagrin abeg oogrin oya abeg give me ur number my call you, which time you go free
So now you are pretending as if you don't have my number .

No wahala God is seeing you tongue
EventsRe: Bride Pushed A Friend After Seeing Her Dancing With Her Husband On Wedding Day. by Twoclans(f): 11:20pm On Mar 02, 2019
Martin0:
hahahahahahahahgringringrin my dear time na money oo, i dey busy anyhow abeg, na today i manage get time! two days ago while i was travelling i rememberd you and my two other babies and i smiled! I missed you sha!
LOL

Marty Marty always busy .

Na we be the jobless ones tongue

Yeye dey smell
EventsRe: Bride Pushed A Friend After Seeing Her Dancing With Her Husband On Wedding Day. by Twoclans(f): 10:23pm On Mar 02, 2019
Martin0:
my paddy babegrin how far you
Sweetim I have missed you angry

How can you just disappear like that ,oya tell me the babe that kidnapped you and put you in between her honey pot undecided
EventsRe: Bride Pushed A Friend After Seeing Her Dancing With Her Husband On Wedding Day. by Twoclans(f): 8:39pm On Mar 02, 2019
Pusyiter:
Give you chop? grin
Let's meet in za oza room and talk
embarassed
If I get to da oza room with you I want to just moan ,what is my own with talking lipsrsealed

EventsRe: Bride Pushed A Friend After Seeing Her Dancing With Her Husband On Wedding Day. by Twoclans(f): 8:06pm On Mar 02, 2019
Pusyiter:
I agree after all the wisest man, strongest man and first man were brought down by a woman
I remembered where a close babe swore to sleep with a lecturer she crushed on and within a year, she don chop cassava clean mouth.
Women shall!
If you know the concoctions some women mix and give the men in their lives to drink you will shout .Its never cool to be with partners who are easily vulnerable .

Why am I talking too much this evening .(rolls eyes)

Pusyiter wetin you give me chop . undecided
EventsRe: Bride Pushed A Friend After Seeing Her Dancing With Her Husband On Wedding Day. by Twoclans(f): 7:52pm On Mar 02, 2019
Pusyiter:
No woman can tame a man
Only a man would Decide to tame himself
My love you are a learner ,who is talking of ordinary taming .

I wish you know the extent women go to for things to be done .Great men never underestimates a woman especially when she means you.
CrimeRe: Lady Flogged By Her Brothers For Cheating On Her Husband by Twoclans(f): 7:23pm On Mar 02, 2019
lefulefu:
When na the man dey probably dey feed im inlaws why wont they flog the wife for cheating. Dare the man to be broke and he complains of his cheating wife..na sharply the wife's brothers go tell am to shut up.
The bolded crossed my mind because I have a cousin that experienced same thing .She came back and complained to the family she was not happy in the marriage and laid down all her lamentations .The way the family bundled her back ehhhh even the devil was surprised.

The husband practically feeds all her family members ,bought a car for her father etc and she wants to complain that she is not happy .

My dear they repackaged her and sent her back. Sadness. kill you dia undecided
EventsRe: Bride Pushed A Friend After Seeing Her Dancing With Her Husband On Wedding Day. by Twoclans(f): 6:51pm On Mar 02, 2019
That her husband na badoooooski . shocked shocked shocked

I wonder how many women she will be pushing away all her life . undecided undecided

When you marry a bad boy ,you find a way to tame him .
CrimeRe: Lady Accuses Man Of Touching Her Bum At Lagos Airport by Twoclans(f): 3:03pm On Mar 02, 2019
lexy2014:
How do u no there was actually a touching?
To be honest with you,I don't think there was a touching .Then again its just my mind telling me things. Who am I to judge .

The cameras at the airport is in a better position to clear this doubt.
CrimeRe: Lady Accuses Man Of Touching Her Bum At Lagos Airport by Twoclans(f): 2:12pm On Mar 02, 2019
She was the only Lady in the small crowd ,there is no way she could win that touching accusation. undecided

She was decently dressed, why the touching ?
CrimeRe: Man Comes To The Aid Of A Hooker Cheated In Benin by Twoclans(f): 8:01am On Mar 02, 2019
zicoraads:
undecided undecided
Zicky wetin happen undecided undecided

Chil I am just exercising my fingers, the way you exercised your muscle yesterday night tongue
CrimeRe: Man Comes To The Aid Of A Hooker Cheated In Benin by Twoclans(f): 6:49am On Mar 02, 2019
cialis50:
Hmmm. This babe... so u dey yarn like this? Think I'm falling in love in with u oo
Dont tell me you want to jump from si.mplex to twoclans shocked shocked

African man wink
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Decides : Share A Picture Of You And Your Polling Unit by Twoclans(f): 7:17pm On Mar 01, 2019
N0favors:
when I said ‘private’ I wasn’t on about nairaland. But it’s fine... I guess you’re too bothered about the many dramas you don’t want no face to ‘twoclan’ cheesy
The nature of my job will not allow me put a face to twoclans,please bear with me .
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Decides : Share A Picture Of You And Your Polling Unit by Twoclans(f): 7:07pm On Mar 01, 2019
N0favors:
Would you consider showing me privately? shocked wink
LOL

Nairaland is not a private place no matter how you look at it wink
CrimeRe: Man Comes To The Aid Of A Hooker Cheated In Benin by Twoclans(f): 7:05pm On Mar 01, 2019
How can someone carry that size for a hooker .Biko if you want to chop something chop the one that has eggs undecided

She must be gentle as a dove if not all she needs do is to sit on the man and the rest is history . angry
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Decides : Share A Picture Of You And Your Polling Unit by Twoclans(f): 7:00pm On Mar 01, 2019
N0favors:
why did you ignore my quote? lol
NOfavors you equally don't have your picture littering nairaland .I just did not want to tell you that it is very inconsiderate of you asking me to post mine.

Do you know how monikers follow you?All your posts can be seen quickly by people who follow you .
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Decides : Share A Picture Of You And Your Polling Unit by Twoclans(f): 10:39am On Feb 27, 2019
N0favors:
Hey double clans

Just curious, was that you in the picture?
To be honest with you ,I did not see the picture he posted .If you have it you can put it on your dp.

When people started screaming twoclans is pretty up and down ,I knew he posted a wrong picture .I am as ugly as a bad fuc.k.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Has Only Himself To Blame! by Twoclans(f): 10:16am On Feb 27, 2019
@ Amarabae kiss you could not have said it any better.

How he could not reduce the rigging in the north is what i still don't understand .

How kwankwaso could not get 30% of the kano votes is just laughable.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Decides : Share A Picture Of You And Your Polling Unit by Twoclans(f): 7:40am On Feb 25, 2019
airsaylongcon:
grin
You made my Monday morning hilarious ,I have just been laughing laughing like a craze person .

Have a lovey week ahead wink
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Banker Lady In Abuja. by Twoclans(f): 8:33pm On Feb 23, 2019
Martinez39:
Instead of giving me a like, go and have sense. Bye bye.

RomanceRe: My Experience With A Banker Lady In Abuja. by Twoclans(f): 8:20pm On Feb 23, 2019
Martinez39:
How do you know that he got the wrong target? It seems that cheapening his successful hunt makes you feel better because you can't face the fact that h0es like you are cheap like the girl in the op's story. Sorry, EdoBozz had a successful hunt and you can't make him feel bad by degrading his target. It's his story and the sex was consensual so there is no need to get so worked up over it and degrade his target except his story struck a nerve. Mtewwwww
Chimoooooooooooo I give up.

YOU WIN, Please go and count the vote in your polling unit. tongue
NB
I gave you the like on your post.
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Banker Lady In Abuja. by Twoclans(f): 8:04pm On Feb 23, 2019
Martinez39:
Lol. Cleaner or banker, EdoBozz kpanshed her and dumped her just like that without her gaining a damn. What's the difference? grin
Ohhhhhhhh how stupid can I be, let's raise our champagne glasses to the OPs achievement. grin

Twoclans how dare you say the OP yanshed the wrong target angry

Martinez39 I hope you are happy now.
PoliticsRe: 2 Killed On The Spot As Gunmen Open Fire On Voters In Delta. Graphic Photos by Twoclans(f): 7:59pm On Feb 23, 2019
Too much blood just because some people want to remain in power by all means
PoliticsRe: PDP Wins Peter Obi's Polling Unit With Wide Margin by Twoclans(f): 5:11pm On Feb 23, 2019
Who is the Judas in Agulu angry shocked
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Banker Lady In Abuja. by Twoclans(f): 4:34pm On Feb 23, 2019
lefulefu:
For a female banker doing runz d babe dull wella and she's an abuja babe for dat mattershocked. Female bankers wey dey do runz by the side are not easily decieved as such. If na a real smart abuja banker who does runz by the side she suppose demand u drop something for her akant or hand b4 she put back for groundcheesy. D babe really fall the hand of abuja runz babescheesy.
I hope you know some cleaners in the bank wear suits. When I was in the banking industry we had some cleaners and office assistant that dress better than some bank officers.

I don't know why I have this funny feeling the OP might have been scammed. Please I am not saying cleaners are less human I am just looking at the story from another perspective.

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