Celebrities › Re: Miracle Igbokwe Flies Tobi Bakre Around Florida, US (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 8:51am On Mar 04, 2019 |
I am always super happy I supported Miracle all the way. Fine boy  My ovaries are hurting me, nobody should mention this post  |
Romance › Re: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by Twoclans(f): 8:32am On Mar 04, 2019 |
Pusyiter:
 So you can't think of any and you dey blast me? Over to you, you must answer My dear I don't have any weird attractions, me that I like fine boys like say tomorrow no dey. Weird I can't deal abeg  |
Romance › Re: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by Twoclans(f): 8:27am On Mar 04, 2019 |
Pusyiter:
 If the opposite na the weird, I no fit stay dey look pit toilet o You don't have any weird attractions.  You still dey lag? |
Romance › Re: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by Twoclans(f): 8:19am On Mar 04, 2019 |
Pusyiter: 1. Succulent lips 2. Good dentition. 3. Sabi yarn/ eloquence 4. Good hips and legs 5. Cool and pretty face The rest, I fit manage.  My guy the OP said weird things. Since when did any of those things on your list become weird. Oya go back to the drawing board and come up with things like pimples on the face etc.  I dey wait  |
Romance › Re: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by Twoclans(f): 7:14am On Mar 04, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by Twoclans(f): 8:41pm On Mar 03, 2019 |
Weird weird weird hmmmmmmm Twoclans you are so boring  Can't even think of one weird thing I like in the opposite sex.  King lefulefu come and tell us two weird things you like in the opposite sex assides big ukwu  |
Crime › Re: Lady Flogged By Her Brothers For Cheating On Her Husband by Twoclans(f): 9:07am On Mar 03, 2019 |
lefulefu: hm i really feel sorry for such ladies who allow themselves to be pushed by their families to be involved in an arranged marriage. The abuse, the loss of self dignity thats what they experience. Yeah ,that is why its always good for a woman to be financially independent .You cant just be parasiting on a man .Not even with this harsh economic realities . Guy how far .Something is supposed to have happened by now .Why the delay .Anyway let's discuss this offline. |
Events › Re: Bride Pushed A Friend After Seeing Her Dancing With Her Husband On Wedding Day. by Twoclans(f): 11:32pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
Martin0: babe why you dey yan like that na abeg oo oya abeg give me ur number my call you, which time you go free So now you are pretending as if you don't have my number . No wahala God is seeing you  |
Events › Re: Bride Pushed A Friend After Seeing Her Dancing With Her Husband On Wedding Day. by Twoclans(f): 11:20pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
Martin0: hahahahahahahah  my dear time na money oo, i dey busy anyhow abeg, na today i manage get time! two days ago while i was travelling i rememberd you and my two other babies and i smiled! I missed you sha! LOL Marty Marty always busy . Na we be the jobless ones  Yeye dey smell |
Events › Re: Bride Pushed A Friend After Seeing Her Dancing With Her Husband On Wedding Day. by Twoclans(f): 10:23pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
Martin0: my paddy babe how far you Sweetim I have missed you  How can you just disappear like that ,oya tell me the babe that kidnapped you and put you in between her honey pot  |
Events › Re: Bride Pushed A Friend After Seeing Her Dancing With Her Husband On Wedding Day. by Twoclans(f): 8:39pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
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Events › Re: Bride Pushed A Friend After Seeing Her Dancing With Her Husband On Wedding Day. by Twoclans(f): 8:06pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
Pusyiter: I agree after all the wisest man, strongest man and first man were brought down by a woman I remembered where a close babe swore to sleep with a lecturer she crushed on and within a year, she don chop cassava clean mouth. Women shall! If you know the concoctions some women mix and give the men in their lives to drink you will shout .Its never cool to be with partners who are easily vulnerable . Why am I talking too much this evening .(rolls eyes) Pusyiter wetin you give me chop .  |
Events › Re: Bride Pushed A Friend After Seeing Her Dancing With Her Husband On Wedding Day. by Twoclans(f): 7:52pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
Pusyiter: No woman can tame a man Only a man would Decide to tame himself My love you are a learner ,who is talking of ordinary taming . I wish you know the extent women go to for things to be done .Great men never underestimates a woman especially when she means you. |
Crime › Re: Lady Flogged By Her Brothers For Cheating On Her Husband by Twoclans(f): 7:23pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
lefulefu: When na the man dey probably dey feed im inlaws why wont they flog the wife for cheating. Dare the man to be broke and he complains of his cheating wife..na sharply the wife's brothers go tell am to shut up. The bolded crossed my mind because I have a cousin that experienced same thing .She came back and complained to the family she was not happy in the marriage and laid down all her lamentations .The way the family bundled her back ehhhh even the devil was surprised. The husband practically feeds all her family members ,bought a car for her father etc and she wants to complain that she is not happy . My dear they repackaged her and sent her back. Sadness. kill you dia  |
Events › Re: Bride Pushed A Friend After Seeing Her Dancing With Her Husband On Wedding Day. by Twoclans(f): 6:51pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
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Crime › Re: Lady Accuses Man Of Touching Her Bum At Lagos Airport by Twoclans(f): 3:03pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
lexy2014: How do u no there was actually a touching? To be honest with you,I don't think there was a touching .Then again its just my mind telling me things. Who am I to judge . The cameras at the airport is in a better position to clear this doubt. |
Crime › Re: Lady Accuses Man Of Touching Her Bum At Lagos Airport by Twoclans(f): 2:12pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
She was the only Lady in the small crowd ,there is no way she could win that touching accusation.  She was decently dressed, why the touching ? |
Crime › Re: Man Comes To The Aid Of A Hooker Cheated In Benin by Twoclans(f): 8:01am On Mar 02, 2019 |
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Crime › Re: Man Comes To The Aid Of A Hooker Cheated In Benin by Twoclans(f): 6:49am On Mar 02, 2019 |
cialis50: Hmmm. This babe... so u dey yarn like this? Think I'm falling in love in with u oo Dont tell me you want to jump from si.mplex to twoclans  African man  |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Decides : Share A Picture Of You And Your Polling Unit by Twoclans(f): 7:17pm On Mar 01, 2019 |
N0favors: when I said ‘private’ I wasn’t on about nairaland. But it’s fine... I guess you’re too bothered about the many dramas you don’t want no face to ‘twoclan’  The nature of my job will not allow me put a face to twoclans,please bear with me . |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Decides : Share A Picture Of You And Your Polling Unit by Twoclans(f): 7:07pm On Mar 01, 2019 |
N0favors: Would you consider showing me privately?  LOL Nairaland is not a private place no matter how you look at it  |
Crime › Re: Man Comes To The Aid Of A Hooker Cheated In Benin by Twoclans(f): 7:05pm On Mar 01, 2019 |
How can someone carry that size for a hooker .Biko if you want to chop something chop the one that has eggs  She must be gentle as a dove if not all she needs do is to sit on the man and the rest is history .  |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Decides : Share A Picture Of You And Your Polling Unit by Twoclans(f): 7:00pm On Mar 01, 2019 |
N0favors: why did you ignore my quote? lol NOfavors you equally don't have your picture littering nairaland .I just did not want to tell you that it is very inconsiderate of you asking me to post mine. Do you know how monikers follow you?All your posts can be seen quickly by people who follow you . |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Decides : Share A Picture Of You And Your Polling Unit by Twoclans(f): 10:39am On Feb 27, 2019 |
N0favors: Hey double clans
Just curious, was that you in the picture? To be honest with you ,I did not see the picture he posted .If you have it you can put it on your dp. When people started screaming twoclans is pretty up and down ,I knew he posted a wrong picture .I am as ugly as a bad fuc.k. |
Politics › Re: Atiku Has Only Himself To Blame! by Twoclans(f): 10:16am On Feb 27, 2019 |
@ Amarabae  you could not have said it any better. How he could not reduce the rigging in the north is what i still don't understand . How kwankwaso could not get 30% of the kano votes is just laughable. |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Decides : Share A Picture Of You And Your Polling Unit by Twoclans(f): 7:40am On Feb 25, 2019 |
airsaylongcon:
 You made my Monday morning hilarious ,I have just been laughing laughing like a craze person . Have a lovey week ahead  |
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Banker Lady In Abuja. by Twoclans(f): 8:33pm On Feb 23, 2019 |
Martinez39: Instead of giving me a like, go and have sense. Bye bye.
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Romance › Re: My Experience With A Banker Lady In Abuja. by Twoclans(f): 8:20pm On Feb 23, 2019 |
Martinez39: How do you know that he got the wrong target? It seems that cheapening his successful hunt makes you feel better because you can't face the fact that h0es like you are cheap like the girl in the op's story. Sorry, EdoBozz had a successful hunt and you can't make him feel bad by degrading his target. It's his story and the sex was consensual so there is no need to get so worked up over it and degrade his target except his story struck a nerve. Mtewwwww Chimoooooooooooo I give up. YOU WIN, Please go and count the vote in your polling unit.  NB I gave you the like on your post. |
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Banker Lady In Abuja. by Twoclans(f): 8:04pm On Feb 23, 2019 |
Martinez39: Lol. Cleaner or banker, EdoBozz kpanshed her and dumped her just like that without her gaining a damn. What's the difference?  Ohhhhhhhh how stupid can I be, let's raise our champagne glasses to the OPs achievement.  Twoclans how dare you say the OP yanshed the wrong target  Martinez39 I hope you are happy now. |
Politics › Re: 2 Killed On The Spot As Gunmen Open Fire On Voters In Delta. Graphic Photos by Twoclans(f): 7:59pm On Feb 23, 2019 |
Too much blood just because some people want to remain in power by all means |
Politics › Re: PDP Wins Peter Obi's Polling Unit With Wide Margin by Twoclans(f): 5:11pm On Feb 23, 2019 |
Who is the Judas in Agulu  |
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Banker Lady In Abuja. by Twoclans(f): 4:34pm On Feb 23, 2019 |
lefulefu: For a female banker doing runz d babe dull wella and she's an abuja babe for dat matter . Female bankers wey dey do runz by the side are not easily decieved as such. If na a real smart abuja banker who does runz by the side she suppose demand u drop something for her akant or hand b4 she put back for ground . D babe really fall the hand of abuja runz babes . I hope you know some cleaners in the bank wear suits. When I was in the banking industry we had some cleaners and office assistant that dress better than some bank officers. I don't know why I have this funny feeling the OP might have been scammed. Please I am not saying cleaners are less human I am just looking at the story from another perspective. |