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CrimeRe: Man Fights His Wife In Lugbe, Abuja, For Running Away With Their 4 Kids by Twoclans(f): 8:43am On Feb 04, 2019
That lady is used to been beaten . shocked

How can a man beat you like that and you will still have energy to carry your semovita bag lipsrsealed

I can never provoke any man to hit me. I LOVE MY BODY

There are better ways to treat a mans fuc.k up.
Christianity EtcRe: "Before Having That Sex" by Twoclans(f): 7:45am On Feb 03, 2019
The most important thing is to play safe .

Lack of a good sexual life is even a bigger killer . undecided let's tell ourselves the truth and stop this holier than thou attitude .
RomanceRe: 35 Things Women Will Never Tell You. By SHOLA AKPANDI by Twoclans(f): 2:21pm On Feb 02, 2019
No 9 kiss kiss kiss

Unexpected and stolen kisses ,hmmmmmmmm .always turns up very romantic for guys that know what's up cool
RomanceRe: Married Woman Busted With Lover At A Hotel In Awka, Anambra. Photo by Twoclans(f): 9:54am On Feb 02, 2019
femi4:
You are not patriotic .....Is green not our national colour
LOL

Abeg no kill me with laugh this morning cheesy
RomanceRe: Married Woman Busted With Lover At A Hotel In Awka, Anambra. Photo by Twoclans(f): 6:30pm On Feb 01, 2019
What is with the pink and green lipsrsealed undecided

Abeg let me come and be going
PoliticsRe: "Atiku Does Not Need Nigeria’s Money" - Titi Atiku Abubakar by Twoclans(f): 10:02am On Feb 01, 2019
Pusyiter:
I am a progressive grin
And Fela Durotoye is my candidate
However, a Buhari is preferred to a 1 million Atikus
But the last time I checked, you are still Y Y Sani's person grin
At bolded lipsrsealed

PoliticsRe: "Atiku Does Not Need Nigeria’s Money" - Titi Atiku Abubakar by Twoclans(f): 6:18pm On Jan 31, 2019
Pusyiter:
True, he doesn't need our money after he got enriched by Nigeria money
Now, we need his money to send him home after Feb2019
My Guy if you are not for Atiku are you for Y.Y Sani tongue
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson And Husband Share Bedroom Photos, Rock Matching Pyjamas by Twoclans(f): 5:48pm On Jan 31, 2019
sevo:
Nah my eyes dey deceive me so abi that phone screen wey dey on top dere bed don crack??
Ohhhhh God

RomanceRe: Is It Right For A Wife To Referr To Her Husband As "My Lord" by Twoclans(f): 4:54pm On Jan 31, 2019
She can call him my Tiger or my lion,wetin concern me ?whatever name she calls him if it is not coming from a good place in her heart to what benefit is it. undecided

Regardless of what you call a loved one if that pet name is not with deep love it practically means nothing .

I have seen men/women call their partners all manner of pet names yet naaaaa lie .It means absolutely nothing to them .
CelebritiesRe: Princess Chidinma Hot In Her Newly Released Photos by Twoclans(f): 3:45am On Jan 31, 2019
lefulefu:
chai! shocked shocked shocked shocked Twoclans na dis type of azz and thighs u carry ? wink
chai grin
Yeah king lefu, you know I am moulded just the way you like it wink

Take kiss kiss

RomanceRe: Between A Recharge Card Seller And A Slay Queen Who Tried To Shame His Hustle by Twoclans(f): 8:05pm On Jan 30, 2019
Scripted nonsense undecided
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Nina Looks Radiant In Floral Outfit by Twoclans(f): 12:57pm On Jan 30, 2019
Nina this outfit is a NO.
PoliticsRe: Reactions As Oshiomhole Exposes & Disgraces Okorocha, Casting & Binding Governor by Twoclans(f): 12:55pm On Jan 30, 2019
This Adams na craze guy ,I can't even believe what I just listened to shocked shocked


What a prayer
PoliticsRe: Flavour And Bishop Imeh Performed At PDP Presidential Rally In Uyo, Akwa Ibom by Twoclans(f): 9:06pm On Jan 28, 2019
Flavour with toooooooooo much swag.
Music/RadioRe: DMW, Davido & Zlatan - 'Bum Bum' (Video) by Twoclans(f):
This video has some similarities with the assurance video , Please don't tell me the director has run out of ideas.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Drunk Driver Kills Four Worshippers In Abeokuta, Ogun State. Photo by Twoclans(f): 6:04pm On Jan 26, 2019
PLAYBOX22:
1001 ways to die ..Thank God for life ma G.
All thanks to God for life. I hope u are cool.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Drunk Driver Kills Four Worshippers In Abeokuta, Ogun State. Photo by Twoclans(f): 5:39pm On Jan 26, 2019
carbonado:
Hi Twoclans,so am guessing it is your b'day, based on the cake on your moniker,if it is HBD madam...from a fan.. cool
Thank you so much carbonado, I appreciate. wink kiss

Yeah today is my birthday.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Drunk Driver Kills Four Worshippers In Abeokuta, Ogun State. Photo by Twoclans(f): 4:44pm On Jan 26, 2019
It's high time road safety starts arresting drivers who are driving under the influence of alcohol.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija 2019: Uti Nwachukwu Reveals How To Participate (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 3:22pm On Jan 26, 2019
Uti you can lie for Africa angry
PoliticsRe: ''I Am Solidly Behind Buhari Over Onnoghen’s Suspension''- Governor El-rufai by Twoclans(f): 8:44am On Jan 26, 2019
Where else will you be?

Clowns

It's high time God destroys this country.
TravelRe: Makurdi Hotel In October by Twoclans(f):
Customer service is at an all time low in Nigeria .People take alot of things for granted in this country.

Your experience is not out of the ordinary, Most hotels are struggling to stay afloat due to the harsh economic realities in Nigeria.That is why you see some of the hotels practicing unimaginable things just to survive.

Power is a huge problem for the average business man in Nigeria,if you don't do your calculations well honestly you will just be working for PHCN.
CelebritiesRe: Tope Delano Raped Twice At 7 Abd 11 Years, Battled Depression by Twoclans(f): 8:46pm On Jan 25, 2019
My God ,who gave birth to all this nairaland male monikers abeg ? angry

A case of rape and I see such sickening comments. undecidedeven from some monikers that I use to think they have small sense. shocked
RomanceRe: Nairaland Has Lost Its Glory by Twoclans(f): 8:13pm On Jan 25, 2019
lefulefu:
e don tey wey i dey c d ad but the problem i get wit d ad is dat the backside of d model aint ukwucious.why dem no use a black model to give it an african taste.
I can only imagine how disappointed you were after you clicked cheesy

RomanceRe: If You Have Done A Distance Relationship Pls Encourage Me by Twoclans(f): 6:02pm On Jan 25, 2019
Ishilove:
You're fortunate to be communicating with him almost daily. I know someone whose 'boyfriend' speaks to her once in a month, mostly via WhatsApp and email. I think they've only done voice call twice, once when I was present. He has never done a FaceTime with her. Always coming up with excuses.

I've always thought the whole arrangement was insane, but now, speaking out about it makes it seem even more ludicrous. What do you call that? cheesy

Count your stars and work at self control. I suspect you're ovulating that's why you're super _horny. When it passes you will have more control over your emotions
LOL at bolded .

What ovulation does to the female body can only be imagined cheesy if one is not careful you will make love to the wrong person.

When I read the OP's comment I knew it could be ovulation driving her crazy.
BusinessRe: Okonjo-iweala “ready” To Be World Bank President by Twoclans(f): 2:41pm On Jan 25, 2019
Much respect madam
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Man In Pant Twerks To Davido's N1M BumBum On The Road In US by Twoclans(f): 10:10am On Jan 23, 2019
Chaiiiiiiiiii shocked
RomanceRe: First Rain In 2019. How Are You Making The Most Of It? by Twoclans(f): 11:11pm On Jan 22, 2019
Eberechi24:
Lefulefu, something is happening here and it breaking my heart.

Twoclans, ayaf report you. tongue
I need to report eberechi24 to my village people. angry angry

RomanceRe: Husbands Lack Of Sex And Intimacy In Our Marriage by Twoclans(f): 8:31pm On Jan 22, 2019
Nene05:
32
9 years is a huge gap between you guys ,I will suggest you sit down and have a heart to heart discussion with him.

Sex is the most important ingredient in marriage even before money .I wish you luck and maybe you can have a weekend getaway ,it must not be expensive.

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