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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Put To Bed, Congrats To Me. by Twoclans(f): 10:15pm On Nov 18, 2018
mrMeen:
you Don forget explorers baby the exploring princess, the snake princess, and of course the album princess.
Hmmmmm lovely princesses cheesy

I like the way you categorized the princesses
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Put To Bed, Congrats To Me. by Twoclans(f): 8:16pm On Nov 18, 2018
Nairaland boys dropping babies this season.

Lalas baby then airforce. Congratulations airforce1 .Send our love to your new addition.

Please who will help take in for my friend Donstan that guy needs some distractions . tongue
CrimeRe: Man brutalizes his wife for slamming the door. by Twoclans(f): 11:41am On Nov 18, 2018
In this present age any woman who does not know that financial independence is key and number one requirement before a man is sitting on a long thing.


Learn the act of financial independence ,you must make money as a woman. This generation of men will not tolerate you depending on them and also spoiling their doors.

A word is enough for the wise, as a young lady,middle age lady,old lady get your ass up and make money. That way when he hits you at least you will have money to bribe police to keep him behind bars for one week. undecided
RomanceRe: Pregnant Lady And Her Man Rocks Sleeveless Without Shoes In Pre-wedding Pictures by Twoclans(f): 9:31am On Nov 17, 2018
How is this a pre wedding picture biko undecided
CareerRe: Nurse Under Fire After Taking Selfie With Unclad Pregnant Lady In The Background by Twoclans(f): 8:08am On Nov 13, 2018
Very unprofessional conduct by the nurse. She has no business having her mobile with her during work hours . undecided
PoliticsRe: General Buratai's Convoy Involved In An Accident by Twoclans(f): 8:18am On Nov 12, 2018
The accidents on that road yesterday no be small thing.

Julius Berger is dualizing the road yet drivers will not reduce speed despite the merging traffic. Thank God no life was lost.
RomanceRe: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Twoclans(f): 6:33pm On Nov 10, 2018
Martin0:
forget that tin ee nothing go happen,
Marty Biko give me your debit card PAN, just make sure it's a card where you have money undecided


I will blow up ur account lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Twoclans(f): 2:52pm On Nov 10, 2018
The girl is dull, very dull.

How can you give your debit card to someone you barely know within a month? your PAN is showing on the card she doesn't need your physical card to ruin you. All she needs is your PAN details on the card and an internet shopping spree is sure for her .

Anyway you are one lucky guy, try this stunt with correct craze babes and you will relocate.
RomanceRe: Ladies Are You Fit??? OK Make We See Pics Nauuu by Twoclans(f): 10:18pm On Nov 07, 2018
lefulefu:
i jus tire for martin0 cheesy cheesy
posting pictures of shemales and applauding them grin
my day went well and urs? wink
My day went well, thanks for asking kiss

Let me do one small amebo, I am suspecting martin0 of something, I can't understand how he finds those ladies attractive.
RomanceRe: Ladies Are You Fit??? OK Make We See Pics Nauuu by Twoclans(f): 9:36pm On Nov 07, 2018
lefulefu:
haba i wont like my woman to look this biko shocked
when i hug her i would want her body to be soft and warm cheesy
I have been waiting for you to come and school martin0 on how a lady should look. grin

Sweetim I hope your day went well.
RomanceRe: Nigerians Are Becoming Bold Now Pics by Twoclans(f): 9:53pm On Nov 06, 2018
Marty baby she needs to show her face let's be sure it's not the type of face nairaland boys will have to cover with a pillow before they can ejaculate tongue

Meanwhile naaaaa yahoo things ohhhh undecided
RomanceRe: Nigerians Are Becoming Bold Now Pics by Twoclans(f): 9:51pm On Nov 06, 2018
lefulefu:
Martin0 believe u me na yahooguys dey behind those accounts cheesy
no naija runzsgirl is as bold as this cheesy
Baddest Boy cheesy
RomanceRe: Scam❌❌ Alert �� by Twoclans(f): 9:59am On Nov 05, 2018
Uglymugg:
I've never heard a girl admit these two things before. That's really nice, what you said about your dad.
Yeah thanks.

He is late, next month he would have been gone for six years cry and I was right by his side when he passed.
RomanceRe: Scam❌❌ Alert �� by Twoclans(f): 9:36am On Nov 05, 2018
Uglymugg:
well, It's possible you could hate men but still love the pleasure(s) our tongue can provide.
Who said I hate men undecided

No man has ever hurt me, I had the best dad growing up. It's even me that my way is not pure. lipsrsealed

Let's just leave it at that, don't mind my friend donstan, the guy just dislikes me. Always tarnishing my image.
RomanceRe: Scam❌❌ Alert �� by Twoclans(f): 9:18am On Nov 05, 2018
Uglymugg:
Man-Hater.

RomanceRe: Scam❌❌ Alert �� by Twoclans(f): 8:11am On Nov 05, 2018
IamD18:
So much for a lady who I disgust. Lol.

Now you don't take Nland serious, yet you had to accuse me of something I was innocent of in a certain thread while I was away some months back.

I'm watching you. Just waiting for a perfect time.
LOL

Donstan Biko have a nice week ahead, just leave me alone. kiss
RomanceRe: Scam❌❌ Alert �� by Twoclans(f): 3:16am On Nov 05, 2018
IamD18:
I can never disgust you. Deep inside you, you know that.

But that's not my point.

My point is; It's better to come out plain as a misandrist which you are, than to pretend to be a man-lover.

You pretend a lot. We know that.

A non-misandrist lady will never derive joy or have fun from a thread created by fake monikers to troll men, let alone attacking those who took the thread serious.

Be real.
Be bold and brave to tell us that you are a misandrist.
Donstan LEAVE ME ALONE. I don't have your time. I am not the cause of your depression. angry

Misandrist kill you there undecided

You think everyone is like you that carries nairaland matter like gala on your head.
RomanceRe: Scam❌❌ Alert �� by Twoclans(f): 10:49pm On Nov 04, 2018
IamD18:
I've never doubted my instinct about your pretentious persona.

If you are a misandrist. Come out plain and stop pretending to be a man-lover.

Smh!
Taaaaaaaaaaaaaa go away.

I have told you before, you disgust me and it has not changed.

Stay on your lane.
RomanceRe: Scam❌❌ Alert �� by Twoclans(f): 9:05pm On Nov 04, 2018
lefulefu:
of course the op is d same person cheesy
we all know that
though the queenbelle moniker acted like a real female ...unlike some of the fake female monikers we see around here that tend to be aggresive cheesy.
Naaahhhhh queenbelle was no female it was too glaring.

Here2fuk gave me mentions but of course I don't have time for such people ,even behind keyboards I can smell a small boy. I can only indulge a small boy if I have time to waste .

I had fun with the OP's drama, it was just internet fun. The joke is on those that took them serious.
RomanceRe: Scam❌❌ Alert �� by Twoclans(f): 8:14pm On Nov 04, 2018
lefulefu:
iyam telling u grin
he was so righ6 all along grin
i dey bring dem popcorn oo grin
He was not right about anything, even the OP is the same person. This is just a clean up so that people don't see the real person in the picture in real life and take it personal.

It's all about faces behind keyboards,take the internet serious at your own peril.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Is Mr Cork? by Twoclans(f): 9:51am On Nov 04, 2018
Martin0:
babe how far nagrin

this one wey you see me carry face, weitin happengrin
How I take carry face, you na my personal person. grin cheesy

Only you have not answered my jamb question undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Is Mr Cork? by Twoclans(f): 3:41am On Nov 04, 2018
Martin0:
eh babe babe abeg chilax jorgrin u wan use style take enter me abi, ar go hmmmm my nor talk sha maybe we go throw blow today oo omo babe see as eberechi con dey gallant ooo, her stew don buza buza oogrin
My own stew is with red oil and Azu mangala grin

You need to try it tongue
CrimeRe: Wife Kills Her Husband And 3 Kids In Benue, Then Commits Suicide(Graphic Photos) by Twoclans(f): 1:03pm On Nov 03, 2018
The biggest thing that annoys me in this country is our level of investigation.


No forensic, No database, absolutely nothing.

This could be a murder case.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Is Mr Cork? by Twoclans(f): 1:00pm On Nov 03, 2018
lefulefu:
hahaha grin grin
how u doin dis mornin wink
I am doing great wink

Take good care of yourself and better ukwu fall on you this weekend kiss
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Prostitute Throws Man Down From Third Floor Over Money by Twoclans(f): 2:46am On Nov 03, 2018
Someone should bring this story to the attention of nairalanders on the ashweoo beer parlour thread. So that they can be more careful. I don't want to hear stories that touch the heart. undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Is Mr Cork? by Twoclans(f): 2:20am On Nov 03, 2018
Martin0:
chai a whole me nai una dey do like this abigrin
Marty Biko your royalty is in doubt wink

That your odogwu too like better thing undecided

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