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TravelRe: Mention The Countries You Will Never Consider Going To Even With Free Visas by Twoclans(f): 10:01am On Oct 19, 2018
Syria and South Africa
CrimeRe: Lawyer Accuses Taxify Driver Of Masturbating In Front Of Female Passenger by Twoclans(f): 6:11pm On Oct 17, 2018
lefulefu:
Na wao how can a dude be driving a car at top speed and be wanking at d same timecheesy. Ehn twitter and dhier liescheesy.mikejj dat one even possible?cheesy.
Same thing as driving at top speed and receiving a BJ wink
RomanceRe: Which Of The Top 3 Trendy Missionary Sex Positions Do You Prefer? by Twoclans(f): 2:13pm On Oct 16, 2018
SmellySperm:
na only anus the scrotum go touch abi ur own anus dey sensitive? tongue
Smellysperm you can only dispute my submission if you are a woman . tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Which Of The Top 3 Trendy Missionary Sex Positions Do You Prefer? by Twoclans(f): 12:58pm On Oct 16, 2018
Pusyiter:
But you know you cant handle it , you will get bruised grin angry
I only engage in love making I don't have sex tongue tongue

A lover can never get you bruised my dear pusyiter kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Which Of The Top 3 Trendy Missionary Sex Positions Do You Prefer? by Twoclans(f): 4:43am On Oct 16, 2018
Spread eagle is so perfect ,even his scrotum will be touching your sensitive areas lipsrsealed lipsrsealed tongue
RomanceRe: 'It Is Compulsory For A Lady To Know How To Cook' - Lady Says by Twoclans(f): 8:28pm On Oct 15, 2018
lefulefu:
ehn u get wife like LivingFree wey get d ability to make moneycheesy..dat na gudiluck nacheesy. U wont even complain if u dey wash her pant asper since she sabi make moneycheesy. Wait where is ma darling Twoclanscheesy.
Your girl is here my king kiss kiss
Abeg come and take kiss

PoliticsRe: Uche Nwosu: Buhari Will Sweep South-east Despite Obi’s Nomination by Twoclans(f): 11:16am On Oct 15, 2018
CLOWN undecided
RomanceRe: Man Who Cannot Make A Woman Cum During Sxx Is Completely Useless "Lady Says" by Twoclans(f): 10:53am On Oct 14, 2018
Do women still wait for men to make them cum undecided
Keep waiting tongue
SportsRe: "Lionel Messi Goes To Bathroom 20 Times Before A Match" - Diego Maradona by Twoclans(f): 8:31pm On Oct 13, 2018
Diego should change the person supplying him cocaine. He needs harder substances .Dude talks too much. undecided
RomanceRe: How Guys Want Females Nowadays (photos) by Twoclans(f): 5:40pm On Oct 13, 2018
Martin0:
hahahahaha hahahahaha abeg i nor fit laugh, babe how far na?

babe i send you something oo, u nor check abi, how ur side na where you con dey since
You did not send me anything,you only said I should stop asking questions tongue and open my legs huh

And unfortunately for you I don't have that kind of energy for now tongue
RomanceRe: How Guys Want Females Nowadays (photos) by Twoclans(f): 10:37am On Oct 13, 2018
Martin0:
hahahah chaigringrin
For your mind undecided
RomanceRe: "Don't Check My Phone" My Boyfriend Thinks Am Cheating.why IS THAT? by Twoclans(f): 3:19pm On Oct 12, 2018
He is absolutely correct ,you are cheating . undecided

The passwords on my phone is enough signal that my way is not pure lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Unpardonable Sin In Relationship/marriage by Twoclans(f): 4:54pm On Oct 11, 2018
Amba555:
Hmm...you can forgive a cheating partner?
Why not? What is the big deal?please tell me.

All this wives of politicians ,shey they don't know their husband's are serial cheats? Or are you saying rich men can be forgiven but the poor man should not be forgiven of cheating .

My line of reasoning is usually different, please forgive my madness .
RomanceRe: Unpardonable Sin In Relationship/marriage by Twoclans(f): 7:47pm On Oct 07, 2018
If I really love you I can forgive anything ,but if I was just managing the relationship/marriage just know you have given me the opportunity to run lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Re-marriage When Ones Spouse Is Still Alive.. by Twoclans(f): 9:06am On Oct 07, 2018
sacramento1212:
From my own understanding of the bible, you can't divorce your partner on the grounds of an abusive marriage but you can separate if you feel that it's a threat to your existence. Re-marrying if such happens is adultery.

That's why we must be very careful before committing to marriage. So many of the people that divorce today and marry tomorrow are just wasting their time and the pastors consenting to this are just being foolish.
The catholic church is one church that finds it very difficult to annul marriages ,I am a catholic and I know that the church is beginning to soft pedal based on current realities. My parish alone has had three annulments this year alone.I was just looking at the priest today when he was preaching against separation and I was asking myself shebi this guy has forgotten so soon.
Christianity EtcRe: Re-marriage When Ones Spouse Is Still Alive.. by Twoclans(f): 8:47am On Oct 07, 2018
Regardless of how we want to interpret the bible,I can never stand with people staying in marriages that are a threat to their very existence. To what benefit is it for a man or woman to keep staying in a marriage that is already technically dead on all levels. undecided


People should be allowed to give a try at happiness again.Today is Sunday I don't want to get angry at all this over religious people. Judgement day will be very interesting .That is when we will know that some things does not really matter .
RomanceRe: Man Weeps As He Proposes To His Girlfriend Whom He Met On Facebook A Year Ago by Twoclans(f): 7:05pm On Oct 05, 2018
Pusyiter:
Twoclan, fellow NL babes and co......come and see and learn grin
When you are caught in the web, your man will cry for you grin
Am touched...Love is a wonderful thing not the concept pioneered by some lofolofos huh
The connection was there wink
I felt something wink
I had a smile every time the mail dropped wink
I was excited wink
Then boom it just faded away wink

Only pusyiter understands my poor attempt at poetry .
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Think They Can Hold A Man Down Using Pregnancy by Twoclans(f): 3:26pm On Oct 03, 2018
Martin0:
hia na wa for you oogrin which kin woman be this oooo, Lefulefu abeg come carry gogrin
Ohhhhh Martins cheesy

RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Think They Can Hold A Man Down Using Pregnancy by Twoclans(f): 2:43pm On Oct 03, 2018
lefulefu:
hey sexy wink
My King kiss kiss

The things you do to me wink

RomanceRe: The Disadvantage Of Marrying A Fat Woman (see Picture) by Twoclans(f):
Taich:
Do u know that fat ladies most kind hearted? If you don't know, just start observing one close by you.
As for hygiene, show me your friend and I will tell a lot about your person. If your fat girl friend is dirty, definitely you are dirty too, because birds of a feather flock together.
Being lazy has nothing to do with fatness. I know fat Aunties that work in a highly competitive environment like oil and gas, banking, business owners etc that are very successful. I know success is far away from lazy bones. Laziness is a mental disease, is not physical.
Please when next you meet a fat lady, open your mind, because you may be seeing the angel sent your way by God.
When I read your post I knew it was not coming from the usual nairaland teenagers behind internet devices.

Body weight is not a determiner of laziness,I look around my organization and I see some plus size people who are doing great at their jobs .While some are just a bag of complain ,today they are sick , tommorrow its something else.

I have come to that level of maturity were I don't write off people based on physical appearance, tribe,religion or even first impressions .
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Dancing With Kathryn Mayorga, His Rape Accuser by Twoclans(f):
This is exactly one of the reasons I hate clubs and hotels ,all this amebo cameras everywhere,regardless C. Ronaldo I just hope this is not true.


All this people shouting that every woman will want to sleep with Ronaldo, let me not even argue that .I just hope you guys have not forgotten that rape is a sexual fantasy for some people just like watching other people have live sex is to some.

Abeg let me go back to sleep lipsrsealed i talk too much.
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Think They Can Hold A Man Down Using Pregnancy by Twoclans(f):
Martin0:
small girlgrin
cry cry so because I gave you boobs to press and I said don't put your hand in my pee pee you are calling me a small girl abi tongue tongue

I will tell my mummy for you tongue
I will tell king lefulefu for you tongue

Morning sweetie kiss kiss
CelebritiesRe: Cornelius Michael: Photos Of Sexy Nigerian Model by Twoclans(f): 1:17pm On Oct 02, 2018
This guy has that body that screams touch me undecided

Abeg let me leave this one for those beard gang babes tongue
PoliticsRe: Happy Independence Indeed! by Twoclans(f): 11:41am On Oct 02, 2018
bana91:
Am so sorry for being so ignorant, i was so ignorant enough not to even confirm the source of the write up, and a very big apology to Nwaamaikpe you just got a new fan though.
Your friend is just a petty thief,because of his stealing nwaAmaikpe might not be updating his diary anymore .

@ nwaAmaikpe please do not stop updating the unfettered rambles of nwaAmaikpe because of this.Let's assume the thief was just ignorant of what plagiarism means angry
RomanceRe: Nigerian Couple Who Met On Twitter 3 Years Ago Shares Pre-wedding Photo by Twoclans(f): 10:16am On Oct 02, 2018
Pusyiter:
Dey there
He is just by your side knocking at your door but you no know grin because he is not Morris Chestnuts or Ramsey Noah

TravelRe: Two Airliners Land Side By Side On Parallel Runways In California by Twoclans(f): 9:34am On Oct 02, 2018
This is sooooooooooo cool.I just hope Nigeria airspace can be improved on .

Common jet practice we are having fatal crash undecided
BusinessRe: Is This Unionbank Advert The Best Advert This Year? by Twoclans(f): 5:47am On Oct 02, 2018
Gosj01:
Who can summarizes the ad for us?
Summary: Don't be an uncle Thomas,Open an account with Union bank to help you achieve your dreams .

Abeg who send me work this morning angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Think They Can Hold A Man Down Using Pregnancy by Twoclans(f): 3:55am On Oct 02, 2018
Martin0:
oshelenge, how far nagrin
I am doing fine kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Think They Can Hold A Man Down Using Pregnancy by Twoclans(f): 8:36pm On Oct 01, 2018
lefulefu:
haha dingbang its like u never see determined babescheesy. If a babe really mean to get belle for u she go do am even if u wear condom.all she need do is dat wen u don wear d raincoat and she dey romance u she can codedly use her fingernail to poke the condom or while u freshning up in d shower she can get hold of d condom on the table and use needle to put holes on itcheesy. Then u wear it and do it with her and next tin we know is dat dingbang junior is on his waycheesy.
dingbang is a learner,I was just looking at him when he said it can never happen to him. cheesy

dingbang even during pre-intimacy when u are dropping those small small initial sperm ,babe that wants to take in for you will take in.

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