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Politics › Re: Twitter Poll: Which Is More Useless, Buhari Or 5 Naira? by Twoclans(f): 11:05am On Oct 01, 2018

This poll is an insult on N5 note angry

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Romance › Re: If Nigeria Was Your Spouse What Would Be Your Birthday Message To Him/her? by Twoclans(f): 7:02am On Oct 01, 2018

My message would be:

I know you bleed everyday from the wickedness of everyone around you. My love it's never too late for you to stand up and take your rightful place in this world.I look forward to the day you will be liberated and take your rightful space. You have added another year today,I ASK YOU MY LOVE IS THIS THE YEAR YOU WILL COME OF AGE? kiss

I await you to become the giant of Africa again.

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Food › Re: What Are Low Carb Nigerian Foods? by Twoclans(f): 9:31pm On Sep 30, 2018

lefulefu:
see as i dey view ur laps

Drags my king by his balls and takes him back to the palace wink

You too like ukwu ,oya let's go kiss

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Crime › Re: Policeman Attempts Stabbing Driver Who Slapped Him by Twoclans(f): 5:53pm On Sep 30, 2018*

All this buhaha just because of N50 ,those police guys in Abuja are just something else.

Every time I drive past the ones at Zuba that are on joint road block with road safety I just shake my head at their unruly and hungry behaviour .

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Politics › Re: Ambode: Jide Sanwo-olu Is A Criminal And Mentally Unstable To Govern Lagos by Twoclans(f): 4:19pm On Sep 30, 2018

The next eight months will be very interesting in this country cheesy

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Politics › Re: Your Opinion About Tomorrow’s Celebration by Twoclans(f): 12:29pm On Sep 30, 2018

I am so indifferent about the celebration that I am so sure I will sleep all day.

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Celebrities › Re: Uti Nwachukwu Staring At Tboss' Cleavage (Photo) by Twoclans(f): 11:04am On Sep 30, 2018

Frankicent:
someone just said he's gay. You want are you saying now

People that are intellectually sound understood my post.

Have a lovely Sunday ahead .

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Business › Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Twoclans(f): 10:36am On Sep 30, 2018

Martin0:
sent you something oo

Ur problem is that you have too many girlfriends, biko its not me you sent anything to maybe its kia or all those que.en monikers . tongue

Happy Sunday darlyn kiss

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Business › Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Twoclans(f): 7:25am On Sep 30, 2018

Dry copy cats @ FCMB ,they should go and learn from sterling and Union bank handlers undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Uti Nwachukwu Staring At Tboss' Cleavage (Photo) by Twoclans(f): 10:10pm On Sep 29, 2018

GrammarNazi1:

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Celebrities › Re: Uti Nwachukwu Staring At Tboss' Cleavage (Photo) by Twoclans(f): 10:04pm On Sep 29, 2018

GrammarNazi1:
...it's...

Taaaaaaaaaaaaa go away tongue

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Celebrities › Re: Uti Nwachukwu Staring At Tboss' Cleavage (Photo) by Twoclans(f): 8:47pm On Sep 29, 2018

The look on Uti's face is not the expression of a man who loves female boobs. undecided

I know what it looks like for a man to look into a well packaged cleavage angry

and its not that look on Uti's face.

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Health › Re: Pregnant Woman Gives Birth Stranger's Car Before Getting To The Hospital (Pics) by Twoclans(f): 8:43am On Sep 29, 2018

NwaAmaikpe:

Well to me it's a bad omen.

It's a sign his wife will bring in a stranger's baby into his marital home.

He is backkkkkkkkkkk cheesy

Guy respect yourself ,you cant just be disappearing anyhow angry

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Crime › Re: Man Beats His Pregnant Wife To Death After 19 Days Of Marriage by Twoclans(f): 9:45pm On Sep 28, 2018

Spousal killing again angry

I hate to read about a spouse killing the other ,it just does not add up.Then this one is happening after 19 day s when they are still supposed to be on honey moon .

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Romance › Re: Cohabiting In Relationship: Right Or Wrong? by Twoclans(f): 6:06pm On Sep 27, 2018

Pusyiter:
take this

I hope your weekend rolls fine wink

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Romance › Re: 13 Signs A Woman Wants To Have Sex With You by Twoclans(f): 3:14pm On Sep 27, 2018

PreciousJuice:
how u been S?

I am doing great.

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Travel › Re: What Will You Miss If You Leave Nigeria? by Twoclans(f): 10:40pm On Sep 26, 2018

Absolutely nothing undecided

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Romance › Re: Cohabiting In Relationship: Right Or Wrong? by Twoclans(f): 6:49pm On Sep 26, 2018

Brightgem:
so u are not morally upright? And if u love your space how will u now still marry later and share the space?

My dear my way is not pure , I am a sinner I don't hide it.And about the space honestly if people can marry and agree to stay in different houses I will opt for it.

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Romance › Re: Cohabiting In Relationship: Right Or Wrong? by Twoclans(f): 5:53pm On Sep 26, 2018

Its a capital NO for me,not because I am morally upright but because I love my space undecided

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Romance › Re: Tasted Snail Before??? by Twoclans(f): 11:59am On Sep 26, 2018

Martin0:
come oo na just snail i put for dia oo

Yes we know ,its just snail . wink

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Romance › Re: Tasted Snail Before??? by Twoclans(f): 10:01am On Sep 26, 2018

Martin0:
when them cook snail well eh, with Pepe chai "that kin thing eh "

Lefulefu how u like ur snail

Martin0 indirectly telling us how he likes his snail.unfortunately we all know you don't have mouth skills grin

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Romance › Re: Ladies Name One Thing Men Do That Turns You Off But They Think It's A Turn On by Twoclans(f): 8:21am On Sep 26, 2018

zainmaxwell:
see what am talking about cunniligus madam.. Good morning, hope you are good?

Am good .
Have a lovely day ahead.

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Romance › Re: Ladies Name One Thing Men Do That Turns You Off But They Think It's A Turn On by Twoclans(f): 4:57am On Sep 26, 2018

zainmaxwell:
twoclans come see your people them

@ zainmaxwell I hail you kiss

@ OP my biggest turn off is a guy who opens his mouth to tell me he is good in bed or that he is good with MouthAction undecided

I get instantly turned off because I know that all na mouth. Good players don't shout. Its always empty barrels that make the most noise. angry

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Food › Re: How To Make Unripe Plantain And Sweet Potato Pottage(pic) by Twoclans(f): 10:03pm On Sep 25, 2018

lefulefu:
Unripe plantain pottage can sweet for africa ehn...especially when u put all dose big big crayfish dem.twoclans dear can u prepare unripe plantain pottage?

Sure my darlyn wink

I compliment mine with all those lovely Igbo spices,mangala dry fish and utazi leaf .

That will be your Friday lunch delicacy from me kiss

wait for it honey wink

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Romance › Re: 13 Signs A Woman Wants To Have Sex With You by Twoclans(f): 2:45am On Sep 25, 2018

Pusyiter:
Story story....

I know you want to burst my bubble wink

How are you pusyiter?

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Romance › Re: 13 Signs A Woman Wants To Have Sex With You by Twoclans(f): 2:41am On Sep 25, 2018

Martin0:
run away friend, how far, u just dey run anyhow these day's oo

The fear of martin0 is the beginning of wisdom lipsrsealed

marty darlyn allow me to continue running kiss

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Romance › Re: 13 Signs A Woman Wants To Have Sex With You by Twoclans(f): 5:45pm On Sep 24, 2018

BabbanBura:
'Yar banza ina kika shiga ne? - kwana biyu!

BabbanBura kwana biyuuuuuuu ,yaya bura angry

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Romance › Re: 13 Signs A Woman Wants To Have Sex With You by Twoclans(f): 11:40am On Sep 24, 2018

BrainnewsNg:
Really? Have you read all the 13 points? Dear

Yes ohhhh,I read the 13 points ,I was laughing and laughing .

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Romance › Re: 13 Signs A Woman Wants To Have Sex With You by Twoclans(f): 10:33am On Sep 24, 2018

Truth be told it looks like the researcher used me as specimen . cheesy

Those are exactly the things I will do.

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Romance › Re: Victoria by Twoclans(f): 12:44pm On Sep 21, 2018

Happy birthday girly,wishing you the very best of the day as you add another year . kiss

Plenty money fall on you kiss

IamPlato I salute you .

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Crime › Re: Delta Thief Tries To Have Sex With Victim While She Was Sleeping. This Happened by Twoclans(f): 2:28pm On Sep 20, 2018

Martin0:
SMALLY HOW FAR NA

I am fine darling. wink

How are you? angry

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Crime › Re: Delta Thief Tries To Have Sex With Victim While She Was Sleeping. This Happened by Twoclans(f): 12:53pm On Sep 20, 2018

To imagine that the rapists name is lucky angry

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