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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Where Is Mr Cork? by Twoclans(f): 2:18am On Nov 03, 2018

lefulefu:

Hmmmmmmmmn

You are beginning to run wild abi undecided

I said you should come back home, even if you are crawling you would have gotten back. Tell the OP to release you kiss

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Where Is Mr Cork? by Twoclans(f): 8:10am On Nov 02, 2018

Eberechi24:
There is love in sharing

Babe we can share martin0 but not my king lefulefu. cool

Please package my lefulefu and send back to me. cheesy

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Events › Re: White Man Falls As He Carries His Yoruba Bride During Traditional Wedding by Twoclans(f): 8:06am On Nov 02, 2018

kushercain:
He needs to eat enough fufu and pounded yam like we Naija guys first before he can attempt to do what we do. Imagine the way I used to carry and hang twoclans in the bedroom after eating enough starch

Abeg bring my leg down ,I am tired of hanging it. cheesy

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Where Is Mr Cork? by Twoclans(f): 11:29pm On Nov 01, 2018

Eberechi24:
I dey look for Mr Cork, you dey look lips
Oya come have a taste
Twoc.lan excuse us pls

So I take a nap and you decide to steal my king cheesy

Give him back to me tongue

, lefulefu let's go you have roamed enough kiss

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Romance › Re: Tamaratokoni Okpewho Reacts To Sex Video With Pastor Chris Omatsola by Twoclans(f): 5:48pm On Nov 01, 2018

baddosky1:
Nna where is da link?

*Modified **

Just watched the video @oses4u

Very dry! She wasn't as good as you said. Just kept her face like a donkey and groaning. See the dirty room where they were doing it sef! Mtcheww!!

You really watched the video, he was even screaming princess, princess, princess, princess, princesses ohhhhhhhhhh undecided

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Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Twoclans(f): 9:57pm On Oct 31, 2018

Ishilove:
That I had an affair with Seun_

I actually heard the affair was with nwaamikpe tongue

My rumour source jobbed me after collecting my money for that amebo lipsrsealed

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Celebrities › Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's Outfit To The Gtbank Fashion Weekend Cocktail by Twoclans(f): 6:43pm On Oct 31, 2018

Ebuka always slaying.

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Politics › Re: Babajide Sanwoolu Hosts Veteran Singers, Tony Tetullia & Azzadus by Twoclans(f): 9:31am On Oct 29, 2018

Tic Tac from Ghana,
Tony Tetuila from Naija
Afefelefe is the beauty of a woman cheesy

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Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me (sexy Pics Inside) by Twoclans(f): 7:59pm On Oct 28, 2018

Age gracefully farano, Happy birthday.

Where are your ashewo beer parlour thread friends.?
They should be celebrating with you.

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Business › Re: Taxify Issues Statement About Reported Robbery Incident Involving Its Employee by Twoclans(f): 7:34pm On Oct 28, 2018

latsy:
At no time did that lady accuse taxify of anything.
A man took her picture and posted it online. She did nothing wrong.
Does having a tattoo means she deserved being robbed?

Don't get me wrong I have nothing against her tattoo, you guys take things literally on nairaland too much.

I only typed everytime I look at her tattoo, I am actually thinking of getting one. It's just fear that is still holding me back.
Never take twoclans seriously ,I am a Nut case. lipsrsealed

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Politics › Re: Shiites Attack Soldiers With Stones In Abuja, Attempt To Steal Weapons - Army by Twoclans(f): 1:35pm On Oct 28, 2018

Blocking of federal roads in the name of religious obligations should not be encouraged but what shocks me the most is that the army works without intligence.

They should have known the shites will be going on their yearly walk that same day .It would have been best to avoid them and take alternative route

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Business › Re: Taxify Issues Statement About Reported Robbery Incident Involving Its Employee by Twoclans(f): 11:53am On Oct 28, 2018

I knew that story was false, it's best she says the truth what happened to her so that other people can learn.

Every time I look at that her tattoo, hmmmm.

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Business › Re: Arthur Eze Dancing Video By Dele Momodu. Nigerians React by Twoclans(f): 6:28pm On Oct 27, 2018

Martin0:
hia i don dey hear the man name but i nor know am....

yes my data finish, mpama

Kikikikikikikikikiki cheesy

Marty baby Biko leave me alone my tooth is paining me.

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Business › Re: Arthur Eze Dancing Video By Dele Momodu. Nigerians React by Twoclans(f): 6:10pm On Oct 27, 2018

Martin0:
who's he

You don't know who Arthu Eze is and you say you be igbo boy.

Or are you just been sarcastic undecided

By the way where have you been. Did your data finish? tongue

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Business › Re: Arthur Eze Dancing Video By Dele Momodu. Nigerians React by Twoclans(f): 5:42pm On Oct 27, 2018

Arthur one thousand.

Money Boy.

Igbo Amaka

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Crime › Re: Lady Beaten And Robbed By Taxify Driver In Lagos by Twoclans(f): 12:09pm On Oct 27, 2018

That tattoo on her right arm sha lipsrsealed

Nigerians can make up stories, do we even have enough police officers to investigate such allegations.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Shares Cute Photo At The Beach by Twoclans(f): 4:42pm On Oct 26, 2018

Lovely footware

I love good shoes, daammm. tongue

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Politics › Re: Gov. El-rufai Visits Survivors Of Kaduna Violence In Hospitals(photos) by Twoclans(f): 12:14pm On Oct 26, 2018

sCun:
Are you satisfied now that the man has been confirmed dead?

It's not a question of my satisfaction, when you made the post I quoted the agom Adara was still alive.

I am sure you are aware that Kaduna town is tensed up again with the confirmation of his death today.I hope you now understand why I made the comment you are bringing up again.

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Romance › Re: Cute Pre Wedding Photo Of A Nairalander's Niece. by Twoclans(f): 11:51am On Oct 26, 2018

NwaAmaikpe:

Whoever took these photographs has no conscience.
I doubt the person even has the fear of God.

If not why didn't he do the right thing by chasing these people away from his photo studio?

CHAI

BIKO NA WHO BORN THIS NWAAMAIKPE shocked

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Politics › Re: Agom Adara Dead! Maiwada Galadima Killed By Kidnappers: 24-Hour Curfew In Kaduna by Twoclans(f): 11:30am On Oct 26, 2018

Quality20:
CAN shd speak to d southern kad ppl that this isn't anything but pure kidnapping and criminality , its got nothing to do with religion or tribe. I hope n pray elrufai is able to tackle this situation. Its not easy at all been a leader in kad esp

The Agom Adara was kidnapped while returning from a security meeting with government officials over the crises in his area. Fingers are pointing at government because of the chiefs ever out spoken nature .

It's not just the usual kidnap ,it looks more like an assassination made to look like a kidnap. That is why his people are angry .

This is not CAN's call. I hope southern Kaduna can heal from this.

My condolence is with people who lost loved ones in the last one week as a result of this reckless killings. May the souls of the dead rest in peace.

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Politics › Re: Agom Adara Dead! Maiwada Galadima Killed By Kidnappers: 24-Hour Curfew In Kaduna by Twoclans(f): 11:21am On Oct 26, 2018

Truth be told this violence is highly fueled by hunger and anger among the youth. Shortly before the 24 hour curfew was reimposed I was driving past the television garage area of Kaduna town and despite the presence of four army hilux vehicles with heavy army personels the youth were holding sticks ,smoking all sort of cigarettes and chanting like people getting ready for war.

It's just the children of the poor on the street ready to die for a country that does not care. While the children of the rich have all been moved out of the ever volatile Kaduna town.

May the soul of the Agom of Adara rest in peace, it's a huge shame that he was killed this way. I just hope southern Kaduna people can bear this loss.

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage To Wizkid: "That Is Why I F@ck With You Lion" by Twoclans(f): 7:05pm On Oct 25, 2018

lefulefu:
so u really like dat cunninlingnus
dats good
a number babes be screwing up their face in disgust when they hear about eating a lady"s snail

They are missing on the real deal wink

If only they understand the things you do to me wink

Don't talk lipsrsealed

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage To Wizkid: "That Is Why I F@ck With You Lion" by Twoclans(f): 6:58pm On Oct 25, 2018

lefulefu:
my dear

love you my king.

Gus's what? I.amplato is exposing my wayward ways on one thread. He has called ur attention lipsrsealed

Let me report myself lipsrsealed

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage To Wizkid: "That Is Why I F@ck With You Lion" by Twoclans(f): 6:50pm On Oct 25, 2018

lefulefu:
yes
starboy na u biko

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Poems For Review › Re: A Slave To The Arse by Twoclans(f): 6:05pm On Oct 25, 2018

Lefulefu come and read this poem wink

@OP nice work ,I was just giggling like a goat cheesy

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Politics › Re: Elizabeth Ochanya Ogbaje Rape & Death: Protesters Storm Abuja by Twoclans(f): 11:40am On Oct 25, 2018

Can the wife and mother of this men claim ignorance of what was happening in that house. angry

Even if the government refuses to bring them to justice, I trust karma to bring out her bitchy attitude.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Priest Caught Half Nude Swimming With His Female Church Member (photos) by Twoclans(f): 10:49am On Oct 25, 2018

Where is martin0 ?

Marty come and see what your role models are up to undecided

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Romance › Re: My Marriage Of 7 Months Is About To Break, Please Read And Advice Me by Twoclans(f): 8:58am On Oct 25, 2018

IamD18:
For the fact your mum is the breadwinner of your family shouldn't give you the guts to spill trash without backing it up with stat.

Breadwinner indeed. Can you feed yourself without sex? Let alone, feed a family.

Nairaland children always bringing up the parents.
You have no atom of respect in you.

I am highly ashamed of myself for even responding to your mention. I am so ashamed of myself.

Your are ignored going forward.

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Romance › Re: My Marriage Of 7 Months Is About To Break, Please Read And Advice Me by Twoclans(f): 8:43am On Oct 25, 2018

IamD18:
Just shut up!

Please go and faint you are beginning to irritate me undecided

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