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Looking at the inscription on the guy wearing white sleevless shirt "WELLDONE"...
Naija na wa!

Sokoto? Naija na wa! The plague is creeping into the North.

SSBBW

Oxb90:
You and i will have to do it practical. If not i no gree. The proper name for this one na 'elephantiasis'.

Money dey Naija!

Naija na wa.

First, you brought your case to the wrong place. Away from that, she might not be physically attracted to you or let me put it this way, she's not sexually attracted to you. A dose of you should make a woman who truly loves you addicted. Guy, 5 years is a long time. Like someone said earlier, you might not be her dream man. I think you should observe what interests her first, then suspend sex-related discussion for now and work on your friendship with her. She might come around willingly someday.

addmole:
I and My wife have been married for 5 years. We are based here in Lagos. She's 35 years old. We are doing very okay and living comfortably. Since we got married, my wife hated sex so much. I am not even trying to sugarcoat this. She doesn't want to hear you talk about it or she does it. There's no one in the family that haven't tried to settle our differences since we got married. She was never like this when we were dating. It's been 1 issue to the other. She doesn't initiate sex, and when she does accept you to have sex, it's missionary style and it's just 1 round. Ah, me wey dey like knack wella. This woman begin change am for me. Lol. She doesn't want to hear you discuss sex.

Anyway sha, lets move on...

5 YEARS ago, her mum came to my house to kneel down and tell me I am stressing her daughter that I should not kill her with sex. Her then-unmarried sister then asked if I ama dog? Ah, insult. Anyway, I don forgive her. I spoke to my wife and told her what is the meaning of this? What kind of lies are you feeding your family with? This is the same person who happens to make just 1 round of sex. Just 1 round. She lies flat on her back. Once you are done, she quickly pushes you away if you stay on top of her for more than 10 to 15 minutes. There were times she would hit me if I try to initiate sex. I reported to her elder brother. He elder brother warned her. She stopped. She moved to kicking me anytime we initiate sex on bed, i reported to my pastor, he spoke to her and then, she stopped. My pastor told me i have to be patient with her. I said OK.

Omo...
The only time we make love is just 1 round, missionary style and that's it. She says she has pain on her stomach. I have been patient for 5 years with her. I told her anytime she's strong enough, we can make out. That there's no problem.

I have been pressured to cheat on her many times. i HAVE BEEN REALLY PRESSURED. Its just not easy. Her family have insulted me for demanding sex from her. Lol. The thing tire me. I see no where i am demanding. We don't do any other position apart from the missionary style. We do not even kiss. This is a woman that doesn't want you to kiss in in anyway. Even sometimes, she shouts at you when you try to be romantic to kiss her unexpectedly just to spies up our love life. She doesn't even want you to cuddle her on bed. She wants to be alone. Make money, attend to her business, vibes, laugh with friends and family and that's it. When it comes to sex, don't go there discussing that with her about making out.

I even had to retort to preparing her mind for sex by sending her a position we would try on WhatsApp, she would leave the message on read and not respond. When you talk to her about what you sent to her, she would just tell you, she's not strong to make love.

ANOTHER PART OF HER:
My wife is a very bitter person full of anger. If you try to tickle her when she's cooking in the kitchen to play with her, she gets angry and warns you not to try such. My wife doesn't want you to play with her. I am not writing all these to make it look I am a victim here. But all these are my experiences. I have to pour it out. I NEED SOME ADVICE.

There were many times, we agreed on separating. But we have already children and we used to think about these because the quarrels and the disrespect, sex and everything is causing a whole lot on us.

We do not have any form of healthy discussion very well. Before you know it, we are quarrelling over the place, she's shouting. There was a time we quarrelled that after throwing a Gotv remote at her, she fainted. She woke up before we got to the hospital. She almost died. I told her, she needs to stop her anger and control herself and enjoy her marriage. She just won't listen. She's an Edo woman.

I have tried many times to leave the marriage because it's affecting my mental health. Sometimes I regret about getting married to her. Sometimes, I just feel, maybe I CAN TRY MORE and give her a chance. When you call her to discuss our sex life, about her anger and bitterness, she doesn't apologise. She hardly apologise. Even when I get to explain her part on why she was wrong, she claims she's right until maybe someone hears us arguing before she would reluctantly apologise.

I have been battling a really starved sex life, full of a woman with bitterness, anger and pride who never apologise. She's quick to advice other women on Facebook, She would video call friends, give them advice and her family how they need to maintain peace with their relationship. But she never seem to give me respect in anyway in her own own. Hmmmm.

Recently, my wife brought out another timetable that she cannot cope making out with me the way she does. Which is 3 times a week. That she can only be available to make love 2 times a week. This 2 times is just 1 round each. This is how she wants it. I immediately responded to her that I feel her pain. I understand. She cannot be pressured just to make it look like she wants to please me that I would rather get a side chic. Yes, i know this was wrong to tell her, but i am frustrated. She disrespects me and starve me of sex and she's even bending the rules again. She responded that 'ok that I am free to do what i LIKE'.

i decided to bring this here to know the comments from people. I would like to get advice from persons who are going through similar things like this and advice me on what to do.

Some of you might say, call her and talk to her. I have done that several times since in the last 5years. I did it last night and twice today. I have spoken to her. She promised she would change, she would not only repeat the same thing but make things worst the next time.

She disrespects me a lot. I have sometimes left the house but come back after families get to call me. She would change for a week and return to her old self.

What do I DO? Please make your responses constructive enough.

Let's stop drumming tribalism. The same man we're talking about was a councillor in a ward in the state. He's lived over twenty years in Ondo state... for the record, I'm not an igbo man.

Some OGs here in the States use ink (tattoo) to cover healed bullet wounds or to signify they belong to a particular gang. I've seen this in Compton and a few parts of LA. Some women also use it to cover stretch marks and others for body beautification. It's actually an urban culture here that I don't really like as a man.

FreeStuffsNG =125296728:
Nigerian artistes making Ghanaian counterparts look like feeding bottle musicians – Shatta Wale


https://dailypost.ng/2023/08/21/nigerian-artistes-making-ghanaian-counterparts-look-like-feeding-bottle-musicians-shatta-wale/

Finally, he agreed!

The arrested staff members were on the verge of turning the prestigious university into a degree mill.

FreeStuffsNG:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/08/21/over-30-students-nigerias-ambrose-alli-university-took-exams-graduated-while-living

So pe o ti lo... She's fallen out of love with you or she's been distracted by someone else. Talking from experience though I might be wrong. Away from that, have you ever asked her why she doesn't check up on you before this new development?

Matix222:
Me and this girl has been for a year before now she wasn’t like this tho but now she doesn’t check up on me unless I do so


I decided to be for a week without texting or calling her to see her reaction I was surprised she didn’t call or text either this is really getting on my nerves


What should I do guys?

Taylor90:
Nigeria is gone

See how terrorists dey do gun play for Nigeria

Tinubu no see them oo

Na Niger be him problem

Only a few of their ideologies are similar while they're lot of differences in other parts of their ideologies and objectives.

ahnie:
Lol





Hilarious comedy.
He sold the one he bought for you,retaining his,that's because you're a Liability who cannot provide for herself until you drop cunt.

Since he nor be scum o,but the moment he retrieved his property from you he became a scummy
Thanks for the laughs


This is what you get when you're a liability in the relationship....awon 2 indomie one egg.


Wey them dey advice una to carry una table enter relationship una say no....now the table wey your boyfriend construct for you he don break the table even scatter the table legs join.


There's this feeling that comes to you as a woman when you're making your money and do not depend on any man before you eat.....that's the alpha female feelings

Real talk!

Let's hear his/her confession.
You should visit the hospital.

That's not good enough. Why allow the boy to be a b*tch-made? He should have quit and move on.

FalseProphet1:
Let's hear your contributions.

Connie: "She cheated on me, I never left immediately, I made sure I've impregnated her, named my son, gave her good life for 1 year, then when I found someone better, I left her reminding her that I can't marry a cheater. She's now a single mother"

Racoon:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styl-Plus

We call him "Tunde Akins". He is my dad's friend and we used to record demos at his studio in Alagbaka GRA in Akure way back in High School.

This design is similar to the 4RUNNER family.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo [/color]

You've always been a beautiful woman right from time. Big, bold and beautiful.

Love peddling at its peak!

“My husband in Ibadan, who is now deceased, believed he was responsible for the pregnancy. Sharafa, who I spent more than two months with, believed the pregnancy was his, and Benson, who had initially denied the pregnancy, later accepted it because I insisted that he was the one that slept with me.

Number 4

labake1:
Pick one
default you can accept in a partner


1. Snoring
2. Sex addiction
3. laziness
4. Bad cook
5. Nonchalant attitude
6. Mouth odour
7. Body odour
8. Drug and alcohol addict


As for me, I can only accept no. 4

Paino

Holluwatarhyor:
I love playing the piano,but when I see some guys running minor pentatonic scales on
the piano,I use to be wowed,they make me love the piano the more.

I also love playing the drumset,many do think this is the easiest to learn because anyone can just get on it and start hitting with sticks,but when you see professionals on drumset,you will love it.

I love bass guitar the most,but I can't play it

Many do say the trumpet is more difficult to learn than the saxophone,but saxophone is rated over the trumpet.

So which of the musical instrument do you love playing or like seeing instrumentalists play..

And which is the easiest to learn,I know many will choose the drumset as the easiest to learn.

This reminds me of Marvin Gaye and his father.

envoymedia:
https://punchng.com/aibom-man-kills-only-son-during-argument/

Good question! Your body language says more. You shouldn't exhibit inappropriate gestures with the opposite sex as it may give you issues in marriage. If you want your wife's respect, don't flirt at all.

Adachizzy:
But why are you flirting?

Do you think cheating is only when you insert your prick into an outsiders’ hole?

But flirting and all is cool because you're a man?
You are married and there's two of you there. Respect each other and that particular institution!
From the way you sound sef, you're on your way to voracious cheating!


[quote author=Adachizzy post=124175852]But why are you flirting?

Do you think cheating is only when you insert your prick into an outsiders’ hole?

But flirting and all is cool because you're a man?
You are married and there's two of you there. Respect each other and that particular institution!
From the way you sound sef, you're on your way to voracious cheating!

Women will always be women. Most women weaponize love and passion to their advantage.

Real talk. As big as Jumia is, with all their credibility and consistency in business, I only PAY ON DELIVERY!

silvoclaira:
You were very foolish.
No one pays money online to someone or store you don't know personally in real
life; like face to face.
Unless it is money you are ready to lose. Don't pay money online, to people
you don't know in real life.
You didn't behave like Nigerian at all. Nigerians are known to be smart.
Shame no deh catch you say woman use you?




*spits

Sweden has officially declared sex as a sport and finalised arrangements to launch its maiden sex tournament on Thursday, June 8.
The contestants in the sex tournament will have daily sexual encounters that can last up to six hours.

According to Swedish local media, a panel of judges will select the winners of the sex competition, and the audience will also share opinions and analyses on the choices.
The European Sex Championship slated for June 8 is scheduled to last for six weeks, as participants will engage in sexual activity daily for 45 to one hour depending on the length of their bouts

The report disclosed that the competition has three levels, and in order to advance to the next level, the contestant must obtain a certain minimum number of points at each one.
The sex contenders have the opportunity to earn between 5 and 10 points in each discipline, which are decided by a mix of public votes and a panel of five judges.

According to the report, the audience will watch the sex competitions and will take note of various features of the sexual activity.
The couple’s chemistry, their understanding of sex, their level of endurance, and other vital sexual features will all be considered when deciding who emerges winner.
The head of the Swedish Federation of Sex, Dragan Bratych, said he hoped that one day sex would be regarded as a sport globally.

He underlined the value of education and the possibility that engaging in sexual activity can improve one’s physical and mental health.
“Like any sport, getting the results you want in sex requires training,” he stated. As a result, competition will inevitably start to develop in this area as well.

He emphasised the unique aspects of this sport, where the object is to make the opponent extremely happy.
He added the ability of the competitor to satisfy their partner determines their success in this game, in contrast to traditional sports where losing frequently leads to disappointment.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/06/sweden-declares-s3x-as-sport-to-hold-first-competition-thursday/

The World of Statistics, in its latest release, ranked Turkey high in the number of sexual partners index, indicating persons in the country maintain an average of 14.5.

However, Australia follows in the chart of the highest number of sexual partners with 13.3, followed by New Zealand at 13.2, Iceland at 13, South Africa at 12.5 and Finland at 12.4, making up the top six.

Here’s the full list according to the ranking:

Average number of sexual partners:

Turkey: 14.5
Australia: 13.3
New Zealand: 13.2
Iceland: 13
South Africa: 12.5
Finland: 12.4
Norway: 12.1
Italy: 11.8
Sweden: 11.8
Switzerland: 11.1
Ireland: 11.1
USA: 10.7
Canada: 10.7
Greece: 10.6
Japan: 10.2
UK: 9.8
Austria: 9.7
Denmark: 9.3
Bulgaria: 9.1
Czechia: 9
Brazil: 9
Russia: 9
Mexico: 9
France: 8.1
Croatia: 7.5
Netherlands: 7
Portugal: 7
Hungary: 6.6
Spain: 6.1
Poland: 6
Malaysia: 5.8
Germany: 5.8
Slovakia: 5.4
China: 3.1
India: 3

https://dailypost.ng/2023/06/03/countries-with-highest-number-of-sexual-partners-revealed-see-list/

Forensic experts work with several bags of human remains extracted from the bottom of a ravine by a helicopter, which were abandoned at the Mirador Escondido community in Zapopan, Jalisco state, Mexico on May 31, 2023. The Jalisco Prosecutor’s Office is investigating to find out if the remains belong to the 7 call center workers who disappeared on their way to work in recent days.

Mexican authorities have found 45 bags containing human body parts which they said could be the ones of the missing call centre staff.
The bags were discovered in a ravine in a suburb of Guadalajara on Wednesday night, according to the state prosecutor’s office in Jalisco.

CNN said the Jalisco State Prosecutor’s Office investigating the deaths said it has initial information that the body parts “match the physical characteristics of some of the young people missing employees of the call centre.”
Seven call centre employees were reported missing between May 20 and 22 in the metropolitan area of ​​Guadalajara, in western Mexico.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/06/mexican-police-discover-45-bags-of-body-parts-in-bush/

Education - Doctorate programme.

Real talk!
Only a few would understand what you're saying Op. If you had experienced a situation where a woman would suggest you do something to enhance your body to achieve a particular appearance.
Take for instance, a woman suggesting you pierce your ears, hit the gym for athletic physique when there's no health risk attached to your appearance or to get a tattoo...in fact the list is endless. These things might be an indication that she's not really attracted to you. Now the question is, why is she with you when she can't accept the way you are at the moment?
It happens both ways... some men can be like that too- suggesting a few beauty tips which might not really be necessary.

Solofresh2:
Yes,never date such women.Women are very emotional people who will cheat on you eventually if they are not sexually attracted to you.A woman can stay with you because of your money and don't find you attractive, only to get a young boy to sleep and spend your money on that same boy.
A woman who don't find you sexually attractive will friend zone you and use you for her selfish interest.Either a virgin or not,there is this guy a lady is always longing to sleep with.

Be wise guys

Funny mugshots