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Holluwatarhyor:
I love playing the piano,but when I see some guys running minor pentatonic scales on
the piano,I use to be wowed,they make me love the piano the more.

I also love playing the drumset,many do think this is the easiest to learn because anyone can just get on it and start hitting with sticks,but when you see professionals on drumset,you will love it.

I love bass guitar the most,but I can't play it

Many do say the trumpet is more difficult to learn than the saxophone,but saxophone is rated over the trumpet.

So which of the musical instrument do you love playing or like seeing instrumentalists play..

And which is the easiest to learn,I know many will choose the drumset as the easiest to learn.

This reminds me of Marvin Gaye and his father.

envoymedia:
https://punchng.com/aibom-man-kills-only-son-during-argument/

Good question! Your body language says more. You shouldn't exhibit inappropriate gestures with the opposite sex as it may give you issues in marriage. If you want your wife's respect, don't flirt at all.

Adachizzy:
But why are you flirting?

Do you think cheating is only when you insert your prick into an outsiders’ hole?

But flirting and all is cool because you're a man?
You are married and there's two of you there. Respect each other and that particular institution!
From the way you sound sef, you're on your way to voracious cheating!


[quote author=Adachizzy post=124175852]But why are you flirting?

Do you think cheating is only when you insert your prick into an outsiders’ hole?

But flirting and all is cool because you're a man?
You are married and there's two of you there. Respect each other and that particular institution!
From the way you sound sef, you're on your way to voracious cheating!

Women will always be women. Most women weaponize love and passion to their advantage.

Real talk. As big as Jumia is, with all their credibility and consistency in business, I only PAY ON DELIVERY!

silvoclaira:
You were very foolish.
No one pays money online to someone or store you don't know personally in real
life; like face to face.
Unless it is money you are ready to lose. Don't pay money online, to people
you don't know in real life.
You didn't behave like Nigerian at all. Nigerians are known to be smart.
Shame no deh catch you say woman use you?




*spits

Sweden has officially declared sex as a sport and finalised arrangements to launch its maiden sex tournament on Thursday, June 8.
The contestants in the sex tournament will have daily sexual encounters that can last up to six hours.

According to Swedish local media, a panel of judges will select the winners of the sex competition, and the audience will also share opinions and analyses on the choices.
The European Sex Championship slated for June 8 is scheduled to last for six weeks, as participants will engage in sexual activity daily for 45 to one hour depending on the length of their bouts

The report disclosed that the competition has three levels, and in order to advance to the next level, the contestant must obtain a certain minimum number of points at each one.
The sex contenders have the opportunity to earn between 5 and 10 points in each discipline, which are decided by a mix of public votes and a panel of five judges.

According to the report, the audience will watch the sex competitions and will take note of various features of the sexual activity.
The couple’s chemistry, their understanding of sex, their level of endurance, and other vital sexual features will all be considered when deciding who emerges winner.
The head of the Swedish Federation of Sex, Dragan Bratych, said he hoped that one day sex would be regarded as a sport globally.

He underlined the value of education and the possibility that engaging in sexual activity can improve one’s physical and mental health.
“Like any sport, getting the results you want in sex requires training,” he stated. As a result, competition will inevitably start to develop in this area as well.

He emphasised the unique aspects of this sport, where the object is to make the opponent extremely happy.
He added the ability of the competitor to satisfy their partner determines their success in this game, in contrast to traditional sports where losing frequently leads to disappointment.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/06/sweden-declares-s3x-as-sport-to-hold-first-competition-thursday/

The World of Statistics, in its latest release, ranked Turkey high in the number of sexual partners index, indicating persons in the country maintain an average of 14.5.

However, Australia follows in the chart of the highest number of sexual partners with 13.3, followed by New Zealand at 13.2, Iceland at 13, South Africa at 12.5 and Finland at 12.4, making up the top six.

Here’s the full list according to the ranking:

Average number of sexual partners:

Turkey: 14.5
Australia: 13.3
New Zealand: 13.2
Iceland: 13
South Africa: 12.5
Finland: 12.4
Norway: 12.1
Italy: 11.8
Sweden: 11.8
Switzerland: 11.1
Ireland: 11.1
USA: 10.7
Canada: 10.7
Greece: 10.6
Japan: 10.2
UK: 9.8
Austria: 9.7
Denmark: 9.3
Bulgaria: 9.1
Czechia: 9
Brazil: 9
Russia: 9
Mexico: 9
France: 8.1
Croatia: 7.5
Netherlands: 7
Portugal: 7
Hungary: 6.6
Spain: 6.1
Poland: 6
Malaysia: 5.8
Germany: 5.8
Slovakia: 5.4
China: 3.1
India: 3

https://dailypost.ng/2023/06/03/countries-with-highest-number-of-sexual-partners-revealed-see-list/

Forensic experts work with several bags of human remains extracted from the bottom of a ravine by a helicopter, which were abandoned at the Mirador Escondido community in Zapopan, Jalisco state, Mexico on May 31, 2023. The Jalisco Prosecutor’s Office is investigating to find out if the remains belong to the 7 call center workers who disappeared on their way to work in recent days.

Mexican authorities have found 45 bags containing human body parts which they said could be the ones of the missing call centre staff.
The bags were discovered in a ravine in a suburb of Guadalajara on Wednesday night, according to the state prosecutor’s office in Jalisco.

CNN said the Jalisco State Prosecutor’s Office investigating the deaths said it has initial information that the body parts “match the physical characteristics of some of the young people missing employees of the call centre.”
Seven call centre employees were reported missing between May 20 and 22 in the metropolitan area of ​​Guadalajara, in western Mexico.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/06/mexican-police-discover-45-bags-of-body-parts-in-bush/

Education - Doctorate programme.

Real talk!
Only a few would understand what you're saying Op. If you had experienced a situation where a woman would suggest you do something to enhance your body to achieve a particular appearance.
Take for instance, a woman suggesting you pierce your ears, hit the gym for athletic physique when there's no health risk attached to your appearance or to get a tattoo...in fact the list is endless. These things might be an indication that she's not really attracted to you. Now the question is, why is she with you when she can't accept the way you are at the moment?
It happens both ways... some men can be like that too- suggesting a few beauty tips which might not really be necessary.

Solofresh2:
Yes,never date such women.Women are very emotional people who will cheat on you eventually if they are not sexually attracted to you.A woman can stay with you because of your money and don't find you attractive, only to get a young boy to sleep and spend your money on that same boy.
A woman who don't find you sexually attractive will friend zone you and use you for her selfish interest.Either a virgin or not,there is this guy a lady is always longing to sleep with.

Be wise guys

Funny mugshots

One of many reasons is the fact that in a typical Nigerian family, the man shoulders more than 80% if not 100% financial responsibilities. The culture shock of adjusting to a situation in which both of them need to contribute immensely to the smooth running of the family could sometimes lead to domestic issues at home.

Yea, you're right. This should be fun for a CSS student who is serious. This reminds me of my days as an undergraduate of Criminology and Security Studies... Criminology is more challenging at the Msc. level and Glory be to God, I'll rock Forensic Science PhD. in a few months from now.

thesicilian:
These are very practical questions. The key is not to let the names distract you.

No.

Lawman4sure:
Sir, is it true that the agency grants accomodation to their staff in the state which they are deployed to?

"Gonna Make It" by Trey Songz

I've eaten all of it.

This type of students will be the first to start teaching our leaders topics on moral compass. Equity, fairness and justice begins from home- family.

😁

Yea

QuinModah:
In Nigeria?

I receive an average of 25 official calls a day. I meet up with about 15 new people and I'll definitely be in about 5 meetings at least in a day. More than 20 people are willing to meet with me daily. Sometimes I forget I'm yet to take breakfast @2pm. I am a criminologist.

Haynnie:
What kind of job do you do and what's the hardest part of your job you (learn how to) or (can't) tolerate?

The mat without the lantern 🏮 is incomplete... Superstition.

Enemyofpeace:
The "Bushbaby" tale, is it real or fake? Have you seen one before? Is it true that, when you collect their mats from them, you become rich and wealthy?

The governor that introduced "stomach infrastructure" into Nigerian politics.

KingsCity:
Stomach politicians everywhere

There was a day when I was driving on a street and I saw an inscription on the wall, "GET PREGNANT FAST 080**********". I was so surprised. It was written with a brush and red paint. It appeared so big that you could see from a distance.

Age is just a number. My advice to you is to look beyond the physical aspect more and focus on the behavioural part which you've just attested to. Try to find a balance with your family if truly she makes you happy. Finally, let your little secret be between you and her.

Testiebobo:
Most tribes in Nigeria demands that a man should be older than is spouse(wife), in order for d man to gain respect from his wife. But in my own case, am seriously in love with a very pretty lady that is 5years older than me, and am ready to spend the rest of life with her. But my culture does not support dat even my family. And dis lady is very loving, beautiful, sexy and a great cook etc. And I can't afford to lose her. Pls what can I do?

A total of 135 more Boko Haram terrorists and their family members have surrendered in the Bama Local Government area following the weeklong sustained offensive by the troops of Operation Hadin Kai in Sambisa Forest.

Before this huge successes, this paper had reported that over 800,000 repentant Boko Haram members are camped and well taken care of at their designated camp within Maiduguri metropolis since last year.
This is even as troops of 151 Task Force Battalion Banki, Operation Hadin Kai, have nutrialised unspecified numbers of Boko Haram terrorists and rescued two humanitarian workers in Sambisa Forest, (names withheld).

Reliable Sources have said, which was also confirmed by an Intelligence Zagazola Makama, a Counter-Insurgency Expert and Security Analyst in the Lake Chad region on Sunday morning.
“The terrorists laid down their arms fews days after the troops of 21-Armored Brigade, Bama, Operation Hadin Kai (OPHK) and 199 Special Forces Battalion in collaboration with Civilian Joint Task Force (CJTF), stormed 12 hideouts of the terrorists and killed 35 Boko Haram terrorists.” Said a military officer who pleaded not to be mentioned in print, as he was not authorized to talk to the press.

It was gathered that the terrorists and their family members, 3 males, 6 females and 13 children, from Ngurusoye, and Kelani village surrendered to troops of 202 Battalion in Bama.
In the same vein, one male, 5 females and 6 children, from Kauri, Siraja and Lene Hassana villages surrendered to troops of 151 Battalion in Banki Junction.
Sources told our Reporter that additional 113 insurgents from Balangaje, Bula -Waziri, Bula – Kurma and Sabil – Huda villages surrendered to the troops of 192 Battalion in Yamteke community.“The subjects were handed over to the authorities for profiling.”

Maj. Gen. AE Abubakar, The General Officer Commanding(GOC) 7 Division and Commander Sect 1 Joint Task Force North East Operation Hadin Kai, while addressing the troops of 21 Armored Brigade Bama, charged them to defeat remnant terrorists and ensure return of total peace to the North East.
In another development, troops of 151 Task Force Battalion Banki, Operation Hadin Kai, have nutrialised unspecified numbers of Boko Haram terrorists and rescued two humanitarian workers in Sambisa Forest.

It was gathered that the insurgents were killed after the troops in collaboration with the Civilian Joint Task Force and Hybrid forces, stormed the Hideouts of terrorists in Gargash in the axis of Bama Local Government Area of Borno State.
The sources said that in the cause of the engagement, two humanitarian workers abducted from Monguno in 2022 were rescued.
The troops also recovered three hilux vehicles with one of them mounted with Anti Aircraft guns.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/04/again-135-boko-haram-members-surrendered-to-troops-in-north-east/

Nollywood actress, Jumoke Odetola has expressed grief over the incessant traffic gridlock in Lagos state.
Odetola, in a post on her Instagram page, shared how she spent 10hrs moving from Ajah to Magodo on Friday.

The actress wrote, “SHEGE vs SHEGE BANZA
“Yesterday, I saw shege ,shege saw me. Today again, the shege continues, shege is looking at me and smiling. In fact, shege is romancing me 😫🥲
“How can somebody have long life and prosperity in this Lagos, with this crazy traffic? Yesterday, I finished work at 4pm, I didn’t get home until 2am (Ajah-Magodo)…10hrs! Lagos to Lagos! Time that could have been put into productive work or relaxation.

“This morning again, Lagos- Ibadan expressway is marking the attendance of wickedness, it’s doing competition of na me wicked pass🥵
“Woos, e be like say na to dey sleep for house sure pass. Independent woman in the mud, I no do again.”

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/04/how-can-we-have-long-life-in-lagos-actress-jumoke-odetola-groans-over-traffic/

Those symbols/signs on Asiwaju's caps means "INFINITY". Take note.

swaggerjack:
Money and occultism.

It's very common in media practice. It might be as a result of the source of the information. The impression has been corrected in the reportage... But it's a good thing they corrected it on time.

Don't you think such move is suicidal? However, you should understand that Nigeria is on autopilot.

First, you'll experience a culture shock... then you need not to be told on how to behave. My advice is for you to be in your best behaviour. I'm referring to societal standards. The world is different here... you'll run into different people.

It's good to have a legitimate job with a fat salary but the woman in question is exhibiting the symptoms of a LAZY woman. Besides, how much does she earn?