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It's good to have a legitimate job with a fat salary but the woman in question is exhibiting the symptoms of a LAZY woman. Besides, how much does she earn?

I love privacy a lot. And away from girlfriend issues, i hate drawing unnecessary attention.

Smiles...

Lying is a complex human behavior that can have a variety of motivations and consequences depending on the situation and the individuals involved. From a scientific perspective, lying is often considered a form of deception, which involves intentionally conveying false or misleading information to another person or group.

There are a number of different theories about why people lie. One common explanation is that lying is a way to avoid negative consequences or to gain some kind of benefit. For example, someone might lie to avoid punishment, to gain social approval, or to achieve a personal goal.

Other theories suggest that lying may be a way to protect one's self-esteem or to maintain social relationships. For example, someone might lie to avoid admitting a mistake or to spare someone's feelings.

Regardless of the motivation behind the lie, lying can have a significant impact on relationships. When one person lies to another, it can erode trust and lead to feelings of betrayal or resentment. Over time, repeated lying can damage the foundation of a relationship and make it difficult for the individuals involved to communicate openly and honestly.

In addition to the emotional toll of lying, there are also cognitive costs. When someone lies, they must remember the false story they have created, which can be mentally taxing and may interfere with other cognitive tasks.

Research has also shown that lying can have physiological effects on the body. For example, lying can increase heart rate and blood pressure, which can have negative health consequences over time.

Overall, the science behind lying and its impact on relationships is complex and multifaceted. While lying may sometimes seem like an easy way to avoid conflict or gain an advantage, it can ultimately have significant costs for both the liar and the people around them.

‘Japa’, a lingo in Nigeria for deliberate exit from the country especially for greener pastures abroad, has been a constant happening over the last few years with students, professionals and partners forming the chunk of those fleeing its shores.

As enticing as the idea of being in a relatively ‘better’ country is, the experiences of people who have left have continued to prove that truly ‘there is no place like home.’
Taking a look at the diverse peculiarities of Nigeria, here are five things you will miss if you find yourself abroad.
Nigerian Foods

Food is peculiar to every country. And Nigeria, with its plethora of ethnic groups, has a slew of foods its citizens don’t joke with. From Amala, to Akpu, Ogbono, Bread and Beans down to Moi Moi, these are foods that are dear to every Nigerian, and no amount of civilization can unplug the relish for these foods.

The moment you are leaving the shores of the country, you are as well leaving behind these ‘unique’ delectables whose tastes are never the same even when taken outside of their place of origin ( Largely because they’re transported to other markets with lots of additives that change the organic tastes ).

2. Weather

If there is a thing in Nigeria that is highly underappreciated, it is the weather. Nigerians in the diaspora have always expressed their struggles with the frosty weather abroad, and how much they miss the cozy and friendly weather in the country.

3. Family and Friends

Moving to a new country most times entails leaving behind family members and friends who you might not see for as long as your stay abroad. Though technology helps us connect beyond boundaries, the feeling of being physically around your family members and friends is matchless.

4. Owambe

Nigeria is ‘big’ on parties – and that is on period. Flamboyant, lavish, expensive, food-filled, dramatic, these features of the Owambe parties are unequaled anywhere in the world. It is one of the many things that make Nigeria exclusive, and being in the country unparalleled.

5. Free Amenities

Abroad you pay for almost everything from as high as electricity bills to as low as water bills. Their social amenities are prioritized, and it works in a way that you cannot evade paying for the bills of the amenities you use. In Nigeria, water bills are scarce as almost everyone has their own system of getting water; indiscriminate parking of cars is common but can’t be dared abroad without you being ticketed.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/04/5-things-you-will-miss-when-you-japa-from-nigeria/

She got admission into the university way back then. Throughout a whole semester I was unable to visit her because there had been so much to do at the office as an IT staff. I paid her a surprise visit after calling one of her friends to know where she'll be at the time. I showed up while she was reading in one of the classrooms. Immediately she saw me, she left her books, her 'pampered' Blackberry phone fell off, she didn't bother picking it up. She raced towards me and gave me a hug with tears running off her cheeks. She said, "I've missed you Mine, what took you so long?". Over fifty people were staring at us because a lecture was going on in the next classroom and there were passersby. I was so moved. It was a leg day for me from noon till the following morning. She was indeed a master craft when it comes to ***

He is needed more within.

theamazonguru:
That's the new minister for Foreign Affairs.

Step momma starved my younger brother and I for days. We had no option than to eat sand and the night before then, we were locked outside, we had to sleep while it was raining. I was 15, my brother was 12.

1. Doggy style makes a woman butt bigger. 2. It's risky to have sex while it's raining because of thunder strike. 3. Having sex in the afternoon can make you give birth to albino offspring.

Real talk... the best advice ever.

Mindlog:
It is not advisable to move with your family, immediately. You alone have to go first, to survey what is on ground in terms of business opportunities, accommodation etc with less pressure. If you are okay with your findings then you can rent an accommodation and go back to the East to get your family.

Yes daddy...Real talk.

What are cookies?

I know a lot is going on in your mind when you hear the word cookies. But here we're referring to computer cookies we run into each time we use the internet.

HTTP cookies are essential to the modern Internet but a vulnerability to your privacy. As a necessary part of web browsing, HTTP cookies help web developers give you more personal, convenient website visits. Cookies let websites remember you, your website logins, shopping carts and more. But they can also be a treasure trove of private info for criminals to spy on.
Guarding your privacy online can be overwhelming. Fortunately, even a basic understanding of cookies can help you keep unwanted eyes off your internet activity.
While most cookies are perfectly safe, some can be used to track you without your consent. Worse, legitimate cookies can sometimes be spied upon if a criminal gets access.

Should I accept cookies?

If you are disclosing private information on a website, and they ask if you want to accept the cookies policy, it is best to pass and decline. Because this personal information can be used to access accounts, such as your bank account, you should keep that information away from the data-mining websites.

What happens if you don't accept cookies?

Cookies are a fundamental part of browsing online — without them, you'd have to rebuild your shopping cart every time you log in to an eCommerce site, or start sessions afresh every time you open your browsers. Also, some websites simply won't grant you access to their domain unless you accept cookies.

My e-mail ma'am.
tyronepriest@outlook.com

teeninite:
I'm married and would like to make friends. Mature minds. You can dm me or drop your details.

Excitement was visibly written on the faces of some primary school teachers in Kaduna State on Monday as they touched and operated the computer for the first time ever.

The 25 teachers had undergone a five-day digital literacy training programme organised for primary school teachers in Chikun Local Government Area of the state.

The training was organised by Emerald-Isle Foundation (EIF) under its “Train-the-Tutor’’ project, designed to improve the capacity of teachers.

It was organised in partnership with the Kaduna Basic Education Accountability Mechanism, IHIFIX Foundation, Queen Amina College, and Leadership, Effectiveness, Accountability and Professionalism (LEAP) Africa, a youth-focused leadership development non-profit organisation.

The Coalition of Associations for Leadership, Peace, Empowerment and Development is another partner in the training programme
One of the teachers, Ms Kasham Tanko, who teaches a Primary Four class at Local Government Education Authority Primary School, Sabon Tasha, said the training was a game changer for her.

The visibly-excited Tanko said: “Oh! Wow! Oh! Wow! To God be the glory. I participated in the training that has completely transformed me from a digital novice to a digital-savvy teacher.
“Whenever I see a laptop computer, I used to ask myself, what is this? Not that I haven’t seen it before, but I had wondered how people operated it.

“To God be the glory, I have participated in the training and I am now able to do so many things on the computer.
“It is a rare privilege for me because I have never undergone any computer training before,’’ she said.

Tanko added that the training had improved her capacity to use Microsoft Word and PowerPoint applications to prepare lesson plans, notes and prepare presentations.

She commended EIF for the opportunity, which enabled her to know how to source materials online to prepare rich lesson plans and notes using different online platforms.
Other participants told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) that they had also seen computers in the past, but it was their first time of operating one.

Head Teacher of UBE Primary School Sabon Gida, Udawa, Mrs Debora Solomon, said her experience was “beyond description’’ having had the opportunity to operate a computer for the first time.

“This is my first time touching a computer since joining the teaching profession in 2007. Now I have learned how to use different tools and applications, including Google tools and other e-learning platforms.
“I have also learned how to use Google tools to interact with my teachers and hold online classes.

“The experience is so amazing, and thanks to Emerald-Isle Foundation; now I can do all these things on a computer,’’ she said.
The experience was not different for Mrs Dorcas Dare, a Primary One teacher at Local Government Education Authority Primary School, Nasarawa I, who described the training as an “eye opener’’.
Dare said that the last time she touched a computer was after her secondary school when she enrolled for an Introduction to computer class where she learned a little about the computer.

She added that the digital literacy training had opened her eyes to so many possibilities in the digital space that would make teaching delivery easy and in the long run, improve learning outcomes.
“Besides learning some of the basics of computers, I also learned how I can source materials by logging to Ignite, the inspired e-platform and Nigerian Learning Passport.
“These are websites with rich educational resources that can be downloaded and used to prepare rich lesson notes that will improve learners’ knowledge on any topic or subject.

“I never knew how possible it was to teach pupils using online platforms and applications, but now I know how, and I am looking forward to exploring them in the future,’’ she said.
One of the instructors, Mr Isaac Sunday, a digital expert with Ihifix Technology Ltd., Kaduna, said the training was hectic because he had to take participants through the very basics of computer appreciation.

He added that because most of the teachers were operating a computer for the very first time, he had to take them through how to use the mouse, and how to switch a computer on and off.
“I also taught them how to use the keyboard; how to create a folder and how to use Google collaborative tools so that they can learn how to interact with themselves and with their pupils,’’ he said.

The digital expert described the non-availability of computers in most public primary schools in Kaduna State as a “serious challenge’’ that would affect the ability of the teachers to put the digital skills to use.
He said pupils also needed to have access to computers to be on the same page with their teachers for improved learning experiences and outcomes.

EIF Chief Executive Officer, Ms Evelyn Ode, said the training packages included computer appreciation, Microsoft Word, PowerPoint, Google Collaborative Tools, and e-learning platforms.
Ode stressed that the goal was to improve teaching and learning outcomes in public and private schools in Kaduna State to be in tune with the current digital age.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/04/excitement-as-kaduna-teachers-operate-computer-for-the-first-time/

When you thought you'd seen it all.

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That's a forbidden fruit... You shouldn't indulge in her desire. Once you access her V-door, you'll be in trouble forever. No doubt about this.

VictorUSA15:
I am in a very tough situation that I don't know how to handle.

My Uncle's Wife tho a distant relative is making some uncomfortable moves on me recently. She would call me to her house and any time I complain about transport just to avoid her, she would insist to pay.

When ever I get to the house she would sit beside me and make comment like "fine boy no pimples" or "you are too sweet". Her moves are too apparent to doubt her desire.

Sometimes she would tell her husband to call me to help her at home. Yesterday I was with her and she made this statement: "Victor, you know what I want". I heaped a deep sigh.
She wanted to talk but her doubter distracted us so I left. This woman called me and told me to go back today but I didn't because I am afraid. She has been disturbing me with calls since morning.

I don't want to have any problem with my uncle so advise me on how to avoid her without hurting her.

Rosary... It's been 7 years though.

richmond500:
What is it?

Really? It is used for malaria fever treatment, headache, cold, body pain and many more.

Sixfeetbelle:
What is the drug meant for?

I've never heard of it before

N30 Billion you say? Political party or charity organization?

Exactly the point!

FalseProphet1:
This one just wants to trend.

This I have seen.

Wodu89:
Oya O. .. Team BJ

Continue... Your reward is at hand.

The law works in mysterious ways.

According to him, the crash involved a Mercedes Benz tipper conveying 31 passengers to a burial ceremony.

Tipper turn passenger vehicle... wonders shall never end in Nigeria.

I remember vividly. My favourite songs way back then we're
Dilemma- Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland
Ride with Me- Nelly
Many Men- 50 Cent
And all Ja Rule's collections.

TemplarLandry:
Thanks to technology, nowadays, getting lyrics to your favorite songs is easy peasy. Music streaming apps simply fetch the lyrics for you. Youngins of nowadays won't understand the struggle back in the days, or should I say they're lucky?😊

Every music lover like me back in the days used to buy lyrics books. This was the era when HINTS magazine was in vogue. My love for good music is huge, I guess that's why I'm now a songs transcriber on genius.com

Dehydration (not enough water in your body)
Heart complications (such as irregular heartbeat and heart failure)
Anxiety (feeling nervous and jittery)
Insomnia (unable to sleep).

Kano musician? Lol... It's indeed funny.

The Chadian government has expelled the German ambassador to the country, Jan-Christian Gordon Kricke, because of his “impolite attitude”, the government said in a statement on Saturday.

The decision was “motivated by the impolite attitude and the lack of respect for diplomatic customs by the German ambassador, as prescribed by the Vienna Convention,” a government spokesman said.

No further explanation was given, but according to local media reports, ambassador Kricke’s criticism of the current transitional government might have been the reason for the move.
Kricke, who has been serving as Germany’s ambassador to Chad since 2021, was given 48 hours to leave the country.

The oil-rich country of 17 million in the Sahel region has been ruled by a transitional military government headed by President Mahamat Idriss Déby since April 2021.

Déby took over after his father, long-time ruler Idriss Déby, was killed by rebels looking to overthrow his government.
Déby had promised to hold democratic elections within a year and a half but they had repeatedly been postponed.

Many diplomats in the country, which borders Libya, Niger, Nigeria, Cameroon, the Central African Republic and Sudan, sharply criticised the violence.

https://punchng.com/chad-deports-german-ambassador-for-lack-of-respect/

Your son is exhibiting withdrawal symptoms. He's so traumatised and tired of everything. He needs a psychologist to tend to him and he also needs you for psychosocial support. Your husband caused this... I understand he's trying to better him but his approach was wrong from the beginning. That boy needs someone to talk to and ensure you're praying for him on the other hand. He's hurt and loathing everyone around him. Please handle this with care and as a matter of urgency.

This reminded me of the Hollywood movie, ,"Snake in the Plane".

Dey play...

Reinaldo:
APC is a party of criminals that's why they are dreaming of interim government. Peter Obi will reclaim his mandate. Peter Obi is coming