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TravelRe: Pictures Of Enugu's T-junction Flyover by uchaymart(m):
Soso990240:
Kano and Kaduna is far.. Ebonyi state is at his backyard
Ebonyi? thats a joke right? compare with Abia please....................Umahi is doing a great job in Ebonyi...............my Governor Madam Ugwuanyi handed us over to God..........ENUGU IS IN THE HANDS OF GOD embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed...........so what is he doing there if we are in the hands of God?
TravelRe: Pictures Of Enugu's T-junction Flyover by uchaymart(m): 4:53pm On Mar 17, 2022
96ACE:
When you visit Kano or Kaduna, you'll indeed be ashamed of this rubbish called flyover.
Mtcheeeew...
it is an insult to these states you mentioned above...............do not compare Kano, Kaduna to Enugu state in terms of infrastructure............i have lived in Kaduna and Kano.......BTW i am from Enugu state.................Kano/Kaduna are million miles ahead of Enugu.......no thanks to the clueless Governor of Enugu state.
TravelRe: Pictures Of Enugu's T-junction Flyover by uchaymart(m): 4:31pm On Mar 17, 2022
Dyke15:
My brother leave the mumu man
Na u even get time to dey argue with am
All the infrastructural stride in Enugu urban were done by Sullivan Chime
But ndi Enugu no worry Sha coz Ikeoha is coming
Enugu state will be better again after 2023 election/inauguration
TravelRe: Pictures Of Enugu's T-junction Flyover by uchaymart(m): 1:58pm On Mar 17, 2022
MoneyMustBMade:
Infrastructure is not all u need
The number one problem a black man has is maintenance structure quote me anywhere. If u like build heaven and earth for a black man he will not mainten it rather he will be wasting resources on another unneeded project and seek for loan tomorrow, most of the things white man left for us have been abandoned but the white are still maintaining everything in their own country till date
since nothing has been put in place as regards infrastructure, where did the money go?

Governor Ugwuanyi messed Enugu state up
TravelRe: Pictures Of Enugu's T-junction Flyover by uchaymart(m): 9:15am On Mar 17, 2022
AmazingELixir:
Most of you are irredeemable cynics, how can you make such a statement, T junction is a busy and popular road axis in Enugu and has nothing in absolute terms to do with his village, besides the governor has tried his best in terms of infrastructural development in the city centre and other parts of the greater Enugu, for once appreciate good things and don't always delight in bringing people down.
please mention 2 infrastructural development by Ugwuanyi in the city centre? i am awaiting your swift response
TravelRe: Pictures Of Enugu's T-junction Flyover by uchaymart(m): 10:48pm On Mar 16, 2022
DaniDani:
What's flyover doing in that junction?

If we check very well, there areas where this flyover is more needed than this junction. Setting priorities aright is a big problem to Nigerian politicians.
My state Governor is nothing to write home about.........thats the way to his village. no new development in the capital since he became the Governor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (2 -0) - Live by uchaymart(m): 4:41pm On Mar 13, 2022
COYG............2-1 CORRECT SCORES
TravelRe: Cost Of Living In The UK Is 9 Times What It Is In Nigeria by uchaymart(m): 2:34pm On Mar 13, 2022
sukkot:
who cares whether you travel or not ? this is just living to living analysis of two countries. if you like travel to hell for all we care. its your life to do with what you want
you lack understanding
TravelRe: Cost Of Living In The UK Is 9 Times What It Is In Nigeria by uchaymart(m): 11:45am On Mar 13, 2022
sukkot:
So this is based on the life of a cousin who relocated to nigeria briefly but is back in the uk to complete his masters. so we got to talking and this is the breakdown. so he had a studio apartment in osapa london lekki and total package including nepa light was part of service charge and lawma was part of it too, total package was 1.3 million annually. so this works out to in black market rate 1625 pounds a year. this works out to 32 pounds per week. and so in the UK the rent was 250 a week. the council tax ( their lawma ) is 20 a week and electricity is like 20 a week. thats 290 pounds a week compared to his lekki 32 pounds a week. so in essence in the UK his cost of living is 9 times what it is in nigeria. Isnt that amazing ?
OP who are you working for? i mean who sent you to further discourage Nigerians not to travel?

Allow God use you small..........

A senior man in the company i work, was on a salary of 800k per month but resigned to travel abroad with his family..............

first of all, why am i traveling? do i have a skill that will sustain me out there? has any of my relative made things so easy for me to settle when i relocate?

NIGERIA IS GOING DOWN BY THE DAY, MAN..............RELOCATE ASAP IF YOU MEET OF ALL THE AFORMENTIONED
RomanceRe: Davido's Alleged Girlfriend Blast Chioma by uchaymart(m): 11:34am On Mar 13, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


She's right on one fact.

"Never force a man to marry you, or you'd keep wearing that engagement ring for 10 years".

Well,

Almost right, because mine wore it for 7years.

As an eligbile bachelor with the sole aim of chopping kpekus and not the slightest intent to commit, I was privileged to use an engagement ring to handcuff the devotion of an evening newspaper's kpekus to my dictates since she won't let me rest on the marriage matter.

Even after I got married to the lucky one, this lady who was more interested in wearing my ring, still wore the same engagement ring for 7 more years, serving me exclusive kpekus on a platter on a regular till I relocated.

It was even the little fear of God I had in me that made me tell her to throw away that ring and forge ahead with life because there was no marriage future with me.

She rained curses on me and swore I won't turn out well in life. But because I am wired differently, such curses always have the exact opposite on me. I've never known a better yesterday and my life is almost as perfect as in the movies.

Its' been donkey years now and I've not read of her suicide, so I can only believe that she's fine somewhere. Kpekus must have met it's actual owner.

Ladies should learn to go with the flow, curses from a scorned woman do not work. So never pester a man to marry you or he'd marry the one who even doesn't want to get married because men are irresponsible creatures who hate to be bothered.
light up the day for us Boss.... grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Malami Makes A U-turn, Says No Evidence Kyari Laundered Money by uchaymart(m): 11:28am On Mar 13, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




When someone has been nice to you in the past, it's only natural that you rescue them when the time comes, but it takes great tact to not make your help an obvious one.

Reminds me of a time we invited one of my cousin's wife for a family meeting.

My cousin had found inappropriate messages on her phone so it was alleged that she was having an affair, so we needed to nail her for good and put her away.

In the family meeting, I didn't spare her. My vitriol chronicled not only how she was a disgrace to womanhood but also how it was a privilege for her to be married to my kin.

She was really remorseful, so I and the other elders instructed my cousin to take her back and give her a second chance.

She'd later come over to thank me for helping to save her marriage. We made love and it was nothing like the mind-blowing sex we used to have when she recently got married to my cousin.

I now understood why my cousin was so eager to dump her.
hian hahahahah
HealthRe: Genotype Wahala, Share Your Experience by uchaymart(m): 11:21am On Mar 13, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Trust me, I had a lot as a bachelor.

We all know my type is rare;

Being an AA, O+, HIV-, cute-faced, smart brained, big preek, sweet-tongued, comfortable pursed, relatively fulfilled weirdo with a dual-nationality, I was the object of many ladies' cravings as they considered me the true epitome of the term 'husband material'.

NwaAmaikpe had to device a plan to avoid being trapped by those thirsty broads.
I'd date mostly A.S genotyped girls, and when they start getting comfortable, I'd tell them I was A.S all the while but was scared to tell them out of fear I'd lose them.
Depending on the temperament of the lady, I could say I just found out the previous day.

The same mumu girls will be the ones counselling me on how the future of our relationship was bleak for the sake of our kids.

I'd grudgingly accept their verdict that we couldn't get married but that didn't stop the kpekus from being served, Some even after their marriages because I was their soulmate, while their husband was just a partner.

I happened to see one many many years ago with her toddler at a bus stop waiting for a ride, I picked them up and while introducing me to her son, she said. "that could have been your daddy but fate said no", I nodded.

If only the mumu knew.
HAHAHAHAHA Nwoke Oma Genotype
CrimeRe: BRT Driver Told Bamise, 'Fine Girl, It’s Only You I’ll Pick’ – Brother by uchaymart(m): 10:16am On Mar 12, 2022
Malory:
These people should allow the court to do it job
you want the court to say she drank a substance suspected to be sniper because she was depressed?

or you want the court/police to release a death note of her before her death?

Nigeria is messed up big time...................This has been going on for a very long time on that route but God used Late Bamise to expose the evil act.......
SportsRe: EPL: Arsenal Could Miss Out On Champions League Even If They Finish In Top Four by uchaymart(m): 2:23pm On Mar 09, 2022
this is the highest level of mischief i have seen/heard in recent time............

why would you tip MAN UTD for UEFA CL trophy............ grin grin grin grin
Even West Ham for Europa League trophy...........this is laughable..............OP you made my day already grin grin grin grin


Man City vs Bayern Munich in the finals

Man City wins..............
Foreign AffairsRe: Upwork Suspends Operations In Russia And Belarus by uchaymart(m): 12:30pm On Mar 09, 2022
iCauseTrouble:
Everybody just dey suspend their service from Russia. Wetin Nigeria go fit suspend now?
we go stop to buy/import AK47 from Russia
CareerRe: Pilot Vs Soldier: Ladies, Which Of These Jobs Would You Choose? (Photos) by uchaymart(m):
please try to add country next time in your post...........

being a Nigerian, you are complete. cool
being a Female Nigerian Soldier, you are finished. embarassed
being a Female Nigerian Soldier and also a pilot, you are completely finished embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

we lost Arotile who was a pilot and also a soldier........no thanks to the evil ones in the Nigerian Military


Continue to Rest with God, Arotile

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Mark International Women’s Day With Gorgeous Pictures by uchaymart(m): 1:37pm On Mar 08, 2022
I see Tonto posting a picture as well. is Tonto Dike a woman?

i am only asking to know because i heard she paid for her bride price single handedly...........i am confused where to place whoever does such act.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Chibuzor Meets Sacked Staff Of Chicken Republic He Offered Scholarship by uchaymart(m): 11:34am On Mar 08, 2022
what about traffic wardens who dance show their dancing skills when controlling the traffic, have they been sacked?

Chicken Republic just messed up on this.
PoliticsRe: Accept My Leadership Or Leave, Obaseki Tells Edo PDP Members by uchaymart(m): 7:31pm On Mar 07, 2022
E don happen. Nigerian Politicians are all Evil
CrimeRe: Bamise Ayanwola: Missing Lady Who Boarded BRT Found Dead by uchaymart(m): 2:16pm On Mar 07, 2022
why not track him down using his BVN details that has in it, address and next of kin.........get everyone close to him..........

this country no just work. walai
CelebritiesRe: Reekado Banks' New Look At Davido’s Concert Got Fans Worried (Photos) by uchaymart(m): 12:54pm On Mar 07, 2022
gasparpisciotta:
Ozumba Mbadiwe junkie!!!!

One of the ills of celebrity things

Picture doesn’t look like Reekado Banks though
you are smart. that picture is not Reeky ... ........Lips, jaw and eyes..............check these
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Snake I Just Killed While Coming From Man U Vs Man City by uchaymart(m): 10:46am On Mar 07, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




The name of that snake is Echieteka.
When trained well, it makes a good pet but a very bad meat.

Amongst all the snake species to eat, this one tastes the worst, at a point you can't tell if it's plastic Tilapia you are eating or a Wall Gecko.

But when cooked with the spice from Indomie Noodles, it can confuse your brain to think it is an underaged catfish you're eating.
Gbowam.............. grin grin grin grin Angel of the Ugly Truth on the beat
FoodRe: See The list of Items I Just Purchased With N650 In Birnin Kebbi (photos) by uchaymart(m): 2:15pm On Mar 06, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Things are relatively affordable in Kebbi State.
I know someone who paid 700naira for TDB sex with a married woman in Bin Yauri.

But, if the cost of living is so cheap, why would they rather flood the South where the cost of living is so expensive just to be a nuisance.
Angel of the ugly truth
Christianity EtcRe: Is This Supposed To Be A Testimony? by uchaymart(m): 2:05pm On Mar 06, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



God provides for us in the strangest ways at the peak of our needs.
He did it for Abraham, used Ravens in feeding Elijah so he can as well send spiritual alerts.

My Bible tells me that the steps of the righteous are ordered by the Lord.
He has ordered mine a million times but I'd just narrate one.

One day, I was so sex starved.
I left home to visit my friend who lived in the same county. Luckily he wasn't home but his wife was. One thing led to another and we ended up having sex.

Till today, I believe that kpekus was divinely arranged.
grin grin grin chukwu meere gi ebere
CareerRe: Wife's Phone Searched & All Contacts Deleted By Her Boss, Can I Sue Or Not? by uchaymart(m): 10:01am On Mar 06, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



What do you hope to achieve?
To get the lost information back or to extort the school?

Now, nowhere in your story did you mention that your wife saw someone operating her device, technically that puts you on a lower ground legally because it's all assumptions.

Phones can factory reset themselves when the limit of wrong password input has been reached.
It could be this.

But,

You have evidence of messages that didn't originate from her to her contacts. But that is no proof either.
A good lawyer could pin those messages on your wife, claiming she has a dissociative indentity disorder which would further cast aspersions on her sanity.

So,

As long as your wife does not have nudes of you or herself on the phone or any other incriminating file.
You should not be bothered.

If she does have nudes or other vital information she wants back, I could help you retrieve those lost information.

But,

By default, I do not trust women.
I'd advice you not to.
Do not excavate a graveyard except you are hunting for skeletons.

Apparently, your wife is a threat to the HM who does not want her taking advantage of connections she garnered in the course of working for her.

Just let sleeping dogs lie.
So you do not go and find out that a rich parent is the reason behind your wife and her HMs' squabbles.

I'm not saying that teachers are as wayward as nurses, I'm just saying I know someone who is a big benefactor in his kids' school; the story of his goodwill and philanthropy brought the Proprietress and most of his kids' teachers to his bed.

The proprietress found out she was was sharing preek with the same people she was paying salaries.
It brought about squabbles amongst the teachers and most of them just like your wife, tendered resignation letters but never told their husbands the true reason behind their leaving.
HAHAHAHAHA...........you have succeeded in making OP have a rethink of the whole situation
TravelRe: Iyere Flyover: Umahi Inspects Construction Of Longest Flyover In Nigeria by uchaymart(m): 3:26pm On Mar 05, 2022
Grgton:
Where is the traffic?? I thought flyover is built to contend traffic flow
it is to connect roads, sir
TravelRe: Iyere Flyover: Umahi Inspects Construction Of Longest Flyover In Nigeria by uchaymart(m): 3:16pm On Mar 05, 2022
hmmmmm is this Man using his personal earnings to fund all these projects in his state? I so envy all these cos Enugu my state is nothing to write home about.

#LongLiveMrGovernor #MrInfrastructure..............keep giving Ebonyi the best
PoliticsRe: Olusegun Obasanjo Celebrates His 85th Birthday With Novelty Match (Video, Photo) by uchaymart(m):
Once a Military General, always a Military General.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GENERAL
EducationRe: Python Chases Students Of Novena University, Ogume, Delta State by uchaymart(m): 9:07am On Mar 02, 2022
this could be a case of someone who snatched her friend's boyfriend hence, the Bigger snakes came all out on a suspected reprisal attack at the house of the smaller snakes......

Snakes attack on snakes................None of my business
ProgrammingRe: I Need Programmer For Android Studio Project by uchaymart(m): 3:28pm On Feb 27, 2022
teewety:
I developed an Android app to prepare students for. I want to integrate inbuilt payment method using flutterwave recurring payment method. I need someone who can help me do this. If you are interested in this job contact me on ileadworld@gmail.com
Good Day, where are you based? I have a cousin who could do this. PH city
PoliticsRe: Obafemi Awolowo: His Glasses Is About Falling Off At Jakande Junction's Statue by uchaymart(m): 3:25pm On Feb 27, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Some sculptors are just mischievous.
Why are his shoes obviously oversized?

Maybe that was were he hid the rat poison he'd later in life drink.
grin grin grin grin

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