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The blanket neva even reach her half life sef not to talk of going cold

My love, if U get urself banned, who go come dey keep me warm for this spacious bedroom. _{especially now winter don dey come}

@ Lauryn

No try me oooooooooo!!!!! Tdot no too far ooooo from here

BABEELOVE:
Uche darling---this is no fun anymore! We fit see later for another life oh!!! These juveniles are getting on ma last nerve---so I will do the honourable thing by banning myself. It has been a pleasure love!!! Take care!!! No be me and 18 year olds go dey yarn for this website!!! Goodluck Insomniacs. It has been a sheeeeeeeeeeeeeer pleasure!!!

Rubbish!!!! Like say person no get work!!!!!

_{Think you are the only one that can ban? Sit here with your dry arses!!! Useless idiots!!! Make una go to hell!!!!}

Wat the 'ell r u talking about? U banning urself Me no understand oooooooo!!!! I thot that was seun's function


@ Lauryn

U don write the list

dats good to know.


so pass all ur food to me

@ Muki

Dont tell me u wan begin claim ulcer



Abeg fuilfill ur religious obligations

u need to be changing jobs more often just jking!!!!


anyway, it is good to hear from u again. Gosh, it is been a long time. How is Jaydaddy and Jaypikins

Where the 'ell have u been??

Ok lovey


And easy on them boys. Dont want u to send one to an early grave with ur "arse-ssets"

Hahahahaha.

Dont let me catch that boy for trying to mess with my wifey


Off to school but i still gat three hrs before that

How was the shit packing today?

BABEELOVE:
Goo morrrrrrrrrrrrrin' love! How are you. Missed ya terribly last night! Had to make do with an 18 year old!

LMAO

Well, if it is 18, then it aint child abuse, abi

Anyway, been waiting for u here for ages. So wats good? U @ work?

Olodo


wat r u doing here by this time?? Shouldnt u be under some babysitter or something?

I hope someone is still alive and kicking on this thread


Babee where r u?

acidrop:
this pikin eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh

that pikin ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

LMAO


Another one bites the dust

And believe me when I say this : that ur pix is cool. Dang, I miss seeing women dressed like that

Na wa ooooooooo!!!

Babee, e be like say we go change the site of our [b]bed[/b]room. Lauryn and her cohorts don turn am into [b]rest[/b]room

@ echelon


Nobody is insulting the culture. Pointing out lapses or "exuberances" of our culture, especially in this era where it is proving more retrogressive than progressive (as indicated by the number of unmarried people) does not amount to insult. We just have to find a way of preserving parts of the culture that are still relevant and throwing out those parts that are more of a hindrance. I believe that is the dynamism we are talking about.

@ Osisi

Thats exactly ma point. The demands of the umuada amidst others ( like the Umu agbohu , Ime nbala, Umunna etc) are all ridiculous. The bride price aint the problem. In ma community, the dowry ranges from 5000 naira to 15000 naira (dont ask me why). I think it is reasonable. The high cost of marriages stems from all the embroidery attached to the ceremony. If U can just walk in, pay the dowry and take ur wife home then thats fine. But no way!!!! After paying the dowry price , sit down and wait for the LIST. Umunna will come with thiers , the close relatives (Ime nbala) will have thier own ready, of course the association of the unmarried girls (umu agbohu) will also have thiers, Oh Men!!!! And God save u if the father of ur bride is not alive and one uncle is acting that role. God have mercy on your pocket.

Hahahahahaha



Now I remenber



U never go sleep ?

waka go where


U come ma house begin tell me make i waka? U wan make i begin charge u rent ?

Anyway, so ur future is tied to u marrying this doctor?


And I was just begining to believe that u are a sensible girl

Doctor of wat ?

@ Lawyer

Plis check your dictionary 

This is the kind of lawyer that loses a case even before the trial

Fresh wetin


Anyway, no work today?


Just came back from school. It's been hectic thats why I keep disappearing and appearing. Soweeee, darling!!! Anyway I am back to do my manly duties.

Wat God has joined ______-

acidrop:
wetin be this now, y una just dey carry me dey dash everybody wey waka pass, which kind wahala be this, especcially now that my wedding is comming up

Somebody needs to wake u up from dat ur dream

K


See U

I remenber a conversation I had with a lady from Imo state while I was still an undergrad. She was telling me how expensive it was to marry from thier community as if that was an achievement on its own Her elder sister just got married and she was just singing on how much the man spent. I asked her if that was the norm cos I know there are still some palm wine tappers, farmers, cobblers etc in that village. If it was so expensive , how come that these guys are still getting married . Maybe it was because that the man was from a different community that they decided to exploit him!!!!


@ Osisi
I assume U are part of an Umu ada community somewhere. I suggest U should worry less about the bride price and worry more about the demands of you guys. Boy oh Boy, in my community these ladies can hold you to ransom!!!! The fear of the umu ada and thier demands is usually the begining of wisdom in any family oriented event be it marriage or funeral!!!!

I dont even think that the bride price is one major reason why there is the so called "abundance of unmarried girls" . The truth is dat our culture is a "loud" culture. Everybody wants to show off. Bride price or no bride price couples will still find an excuse to spend exorbitantly. Take the Church wedding for instance. Is there a stipulation to how much U are supposed to spend in a wedding ceremony. No!!!! But I have seen couples stretch thier accounts just to impress God knows who only to go bankrupt after the wedding.

An earlier post suggested that the bride price should still be maintained or otherwise the husband will always use that to taunt the wife if he paid little or nothing for her. My sister , Men will always be Men. I have seen a husband in the heat of an argument with the wife aske her "Do you know how much I paid for your dowry for u to come here and challenge me? " ; implying that he paid enough and as a result the woman had no right to question his authority. That is our culture for you; so whichever way we flip the coin we would always wanna show off, bride price or no bride price.

Hahahahaha , Babee , Y u dey hala!!!! You was , is and will be my only babeelove. No cause for shaking.

About the Femi fellow, it might be a coincidence I dont know of anyother Femi aprt from Lauryn's Femi. Anyother one now na counterfeit. _{lauryn see as I dey campaign for ur hubby, I nver get any drink from U ooooo} .

And plis ooooo, dont relocate oooooooo. U want make I die of heart break

Umunna Fake na Ikomi, kedu ka unu mmere. Udo diri unu