₦airaland Forum

The Sly:
Uche go n sleep before i turn your big belly to a punching bag

U wan try my abs?

4 Him:
Constituency allowance: A bogus term used to refer to a form of financial inducement for lawbreakers in order to lubricate the machinery of executive looting. See also bribery, greasing the palm.

landis:
Money to be spent on:

1 spread info in their community

3. rent office/employ people in their community

4. travels for house issues in their community etc

It is within the law but most of these guys pocket the money.

The community of each members should be asking questions.

Yeah, I guess I wanted to know if it is backed by the constitution. If I get U right, Landis, shelling out such amount of money is not the crime here but what is actually done with the money    That takes me to the second question: How is the amount of money to be given out determined or is it just left to the discretion of the government?    Me thinks that 20 million is too much for one person especially taken into consideration the finances of the state.

Ok

_{Just a little pissed that I missed it}  

Why 2 minutes

Oh, No!!! Not Amy winehouse again

Must we always show the extreme cases

oldie:
Problem with some of the commentaries here is that the commentators do not even understand what the problem is.
[b]The locally produced rice (ofada rice) is more expensive than the imported rice/kg[/b]In the interim though, I think the government should give tax relief to rice importers.

Does rice have a local equivalent?
If it does, why not emphasise on the local subtitute?

The long-term solution would be for the government to encourage the local producers and millers in terms of loans and providing power supply, good roads and security

I am really not aware of that.
But why would something that is supposed to be of poor quality be more expensive? Is it cos of production cost?

Have anyone even stepped back and asked what is the  difference between Ofada/ Abakaliki rice and the imported rice ?

Is it Variety (i.e species) or is it processing or even both? If we have the climate to cultivate "low quality rice" why can't we cultivate the ones of higher quality?  Why are always our own worst enemy? 

I don't care where my rice comes from. It could be from my backyard as far as I don't have to pick out stones before cooking or during eating. As long as I have some tasty and spicy beef stew to go with it ,I am good. Call it Abakaliki , call it Ofada, Just clean it up and take out the stones; that singularly would increase the demand.

Kudanis:
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That's why most of us here go for the white chicks with nice shape.

I dont know much about russian chicks but if u are talking about the shape department (well sized boobs and proportionate booty) them white girls here aint got nothing on the black chicks.

_{But they are much nicer , sha}

@ mosyb

My guy , I no get first class but I wish I did. Dont nobody tell U different ; IT MATTERS. If not for anything it shows commitment to one's cause.

toshmann:
onye obula amarala na aluola m nwanyi.

fake no na panti ify, Darfur na asa toilet na central london. . . . marriot hotel ebe police gidere felimbombo na fake

Ikomi:
Romeo gi the current number. Ask Romeo.

Romeo , over

E be ka Darfur na Fake nno?  

toshmann:
uchenna

aluola m nwanyi. hapunum aka jare

Umunna amakwa?

E be ka'm nno ihe ndia na eme  

Tosh, i ga enye m my own share ooooo!!! That phone number still dey work  

ifyalways:
heheheee i maghi felimbombo?too bad.d akuko dikwa long and scary.let me try.
felimbombo bu nwa ada di oha nma.onye mere ya a koro ibe ya.lol then,she was Ikomis favorite game.From Ikomi to Tosh,Tosh told darfur,Darfur did and kwa Pres,Pres to fake and finally Romy was  the last man to visit.lol shes a jolly good fellow.but i choro i hu ya?are you intrested?  :Dsharrrrrrrrrrrrrrap dia osiso.   i ka eji mkpo gi nuo iyi? your daily denial about your daily deals hurts !

presido1:
Uche na wah for u ooo. felimbobo bu onye le kwa ntu toshmann na fake sometimes me na eji ezu ike na isi obodo eliza oge ngara ebe ahu.
Fake aga 4 rounds gbaa oso, darfur ewere phone number fake ga nye felimbobo. Imana obu ebe ahu ka darfur na aru oru na abali. Oge fake gbara oso ndi uwe ojii ejide toshmann kpochei ya for 3 good days. he was released when he told the policemen fakes address and the address come be fake again but before the policemen realised tosh don run. anyway the case ka di on as we dee tok so.
Ask Ikomi ma obu asi kam na atu

Rolls of chair laffing    I don die for here with lafter  

Ify, u talk true. Boiz di baaaaaaaaddddd.

@ Ify

I na deny onye swiss? Na for ur mouth I hear that one

O dika onwere akuko ina e missi ebe a. Onye wu Felimbombo ?  

presido1:
He tried it with nwando ma na o'wokighi.

LMAO

Nwando di smarter than that now  Coupled with na o bu Mrs Nwando and not Miss Nwando.

_{Meanwhile o bu zikwa sheniqua na e reign zi.}

So?

Tonim:
You know the funniest thing ? There are rumors in the press that Yar'Adua is going to reshuffle his cabinet;
a minster is going to be laid off for "non-performance"

A non-performer firing someone for non-performance !! God bless our country

Apparently, non-performance get levels

Ikomi:
Ibia kwana coded gia that Romeo does'nt like. Keee nke wu CIV. Ichoro Igaaaa nara Uche2nna nwuye yaa.

Kedu ugbochi nke a mere Uche anugo nwanyi ma uche amaghi

Chei, amaghi m ebe nga ebido ebido ( I stepped out a minute and the thread went amok  with posts . Me thinks I am the rate limiting step)

Ikomi:
It depends. You don't know if Tosh named one of his rooms Jersey.

ifyalways:
lmao
as long as there is a jersey abi?onye ahuho nwuo,onye ahuho ibe ya elie ya.na una know.
You don't say
atleast na threadia so o nwere ebe o mere happen?boiss di baddd

O mgbe onye jiri choputa

Ikomi:
Uche boy ona anu kwanu Igbo.  

He was'nt sure it was dictated to him

A gam agba gi booti now  

romeo:
Ndi enemi di tuuuuuuu much

hahahahhaa ikomism is a different kind of igbo language ndi awusa na aghota!!

onweghi onye ga asi na m napuru ya nwanyi (atleast na threadia)

Romeo e bulu bata 18

Ikomi:
Uche boy kee otu emere?

O nwero ihe mega nu!!! Gi nwa kwa nu?

Ikomi:
Yeah ma onogi na new jersey, onwere ike iwu old jersey. But lets still give him jersey. Before we nail him finally

After all Jersey bu Jersey  

Ikomi:
Am not like that. lol. Anya mu adighi na nwunye Tosh. Owu kam lekotaa nwunye Tosh.

Ima Ify, onwegi nke ama ama eme. Owu nke emere kaa ama.

Ebenebe Igba!!! Onye oma eliza!!!! Afo oma gi na akpu na ani (Hope I said this rite )

ow11:
@Akolawole
Amodu is too lazy to watch Nigerian League games and NFA is too poor to send him to Europe to look for other strikers doing well in mediocre leagues like the championship.

LMAO!!!!!

Maybe he should be on the internet more often.

Siena:
Nothing new, Coolier.

Welcome to Nigeria.

Excuse me

romeo:
Uche i saw the truth after hantayo made some posts but not before!! and the last 2 pics of those kids can convince a blind person too

Well lets say that it takes a whole lot more to convince Senator JD . 


But that does not change anything. Either way, a father is about to be re united with his children. Can You beat that?

dangermous:
@toshmann

You sure say e never wrap up the nomination already. Her only hope na to make the Michigan and Florida results stand.
If not the tune on her Ipod will be . ' Hit the Road Jill and don't come back no more no more no more no more'

Even if she picks up Michigan and Florida , it is still Mathematically impossible for her to get the nod. As of yesterday, some super delegates that have been undecided since the begining of this marathon campaign have endorsed Obama making it more difficult for Hillary.

However, like u said Clinton is known as the come-back kid and the thought they are still hanging makes me wonder why? Why put her political career on the line by hanging on? Maybe they know something that we don't. But I would be really suprised if Obama is not nominated.

As for Obama/Hillary ticket, that is a sure way to the white house. I believe Obama can do it alone but it would be way much easier if they Hillary was the running mate. The trouble would start when they eventually get to the White house.