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Anywayz, good nite y'all. Make I go continue with my prostitution according to cadet and jenny.

Cadet:
She is a married woman, bros. Sorry, I prefer men! Real men! hmmm! No wonder I don't have any taste for naija men!


Sorry,baby! Don't want to disappoint you, but I must! It's always been and will continue to be a man's description.
don't mind this yeye man jare

Have u considered the meaning of Vice-versa  

~Antidote~:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, says who?  Haven't you heard of artificial flavour? And guess what? they "taste" and look like the real thing

Dream on!!!!!!!



U know U can make billions with that sort of invention.

Cadet:
coming form an ashewo 's perceptive?

Well if that is the new term for ladies these dayz, who am I to object  

Cadet:
Not yet! this bobo wan try me!

Sorry, cadet and jenny. Did not mean any disrespect!!!!!  _{did not know u two are an item}  

~Antidote~:
For some reason, I don't think that would be the solution. I remenber a thread "What would u do if your husband loses his d#$k. For obvious reasons the women did not find it funny  



@Uche, really? Welll, with a 'Jack Rabbit' and 10 skillful fingers, who need a d.ick?

Hahahahahaha. Right!!!!

But we all know the truth, dont we?

It might taste like beans but it is definitely not beans!!!!!!

jennykadry:
lol

have u forgotten what a man can do(killing) a woman can do bettter

Hope this reasoning applies when we are talking about male prostitution and gay[i]ism[/i]

Cadet:
Which one be yeye cadet!!

Nlers!! see him o. This bobo wan seduce me! just a typical man

Not Guilty

Cadet:
hehehe, thank you! you should have done that in the first place
some don't know which is legal and which is not! They think it's just free and ok to shove each other's yansh

Hahahahahahahahaha


On a serious note, would U stop on the yansh thingy  

jennykadry:
sly no go kill woman ooo,it wasnt u i gave that definition to u,i gave it to uche2nna who asked d meaning of d yoruba words

if i tell u d meaning of anu-mpam u will jump into river niger

I guess it is my turn to go kill woman _{where dat yeye cadet dey}

Cadet:
You know what you were doing. If you think you weren't huffing and puffing, all you gotz to do is ignore

If am talking about men in red, and you know you're wearing yellow, just ignore

LMAO

Mr. Pataki:
What can we do to satisfy you women?

Do ur best and leave the rest. A woman would always cry wolf  

~Antidote~:
cut your d.icks off

For some reason, I dont think that would be the solution. I remenber a thread "What would u do if ur husband loses his d#$k. For obvious reasons the women did not find it funny  

Cadet:
Bet the "holy" men would be the one looking for the Prostitute. You already know why!! Men!! Dem dey call women ashewo, when them they seduce them.

One night, a man seduces a woman, the next morning, he calls her a h0e.

In Naija, the word ashewo is used mostly by women to women  

Cadet:
or im HAVE Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome
Oops sorry!
It's a synonym for the word male

If You scream ashewo in the streets of lagos , people would naturally start looking for a woman. So it can't be a synonym for the word male.

®~^Sly^~®:
So none of y'all could interpret damn! i tot she was praising me i tot she meant i was a good person

Please peepz whats the meaning. . . . . . . . . i beg na

She basically called u an asshole[

Cadet:
[font=casandra Sans Unicode]You dey vex?
If Man no be prostitute, abeg waka pass na!

Last time I checked , this na thread and everybody fit air him opinion.

Cadet:
[font=casandra Sans Unicode]Y eyin ashewo yi

Wetin be dat, abeg  

jennykadry:
how do u mean?the anu mpam aspect or the ndi ara

Well the point about dissing men while women are also guilty as charged.

All have sinned and fallen short _{, u know the rest}  

®~^Sly^~®:
Please what in the heck is the meaning of this
because i could remember receiving this same statement from a girl recently

Rolls off the chair laffing


If I were U , I would go a buy a license to kill

jennykadry:
some men are [b]anu mpam[/b]

At least, now we are getting somewhere. The operative word there is SOME.


On the same hand, some women are nama.

So whats ur point ?  

jennykadry:


LUST FROM THE THIRD LEG OF EVERY MAN I GUESS PROVIDES THE MARKET FOR MALE PROSTITUTION

R u serious or r u saying this for the sake of argument?  

jennykadry:
u know i will never disappoint u now, no mind this nairaland men,see as them they shake because woman call them prostitutes,if no be true i wonder why them they shiver

If men are prostitutes, then what gives for women? There has to be a market for male prostitution for it flourish as u have made us believe. Care to educate us on who provides the market for male prostitution?  

jennykadry:
no my dear, im an happily married woman,so i don't virgins ,thanks for d offer

Wondering if U see ur husband in the light u see other men  

My bad. I did not know that has been her stand point all along. _{Need to go back and read most of her posts}

eldee:
@uche2nna
You're wondering how Funmi comes up with her own statistics
Now to her most men are gay, You should be used to her by now.

Hmmmmmmmm, ok ooooo.

Needlelady:
It's no more about ladies these days, most of you go hunting for another man's nyash these days.

When did u come to this conclusion?

Given the track record of probing ex-presidents (or Head of states) in Nigeria, why wouldnt he sleep with his two eyes closed. Chances are that after all the noise-making, he would still be left off the hook and allowed to enjoy his ill gotten wealth. Until one president in Nigeria is stripped off his "ill gotten possessions and sent to Jail for corruption, Obj and his ilk would continue to sleep with all thier sense organs closed.


Why wont he pity Nigeria? He knows the state he left Nigeria in.

And he thinks he did us a favor by being president. He should have left after the first tenure but he allegedly made some "promises" to Atiku to ensure that he retains power.

Put my house in order by

--Making sure I am at peace with everyone I have ever crossed.

-- REPENT 

-- Spend time with my mum


--- Ask God to make the death painless 


@ Mukina
Wetin dey happen? You don divorce wenger?

4 Play:
You people who knock African-Americans for their perceived inadequacies are being silly.

People will be claiming that black Americans are not as hardworking or interested in education as Nigerians,what do you expect.The Nigerians are generally immigrants who represent a particular demographic in Nigeria.The average Nigerian is no more hardworking or interested in education than the average African-American.
Most Nigerians barely qualified from primary school,never mind going to University.Simply comparing African-Americans to what effectively constitutes Nigeria's elite demographic is dumb.

At the risk of generalisation, let me say that most nigerians know on which side the bread is buttered. If education were made to be as attractive as it is in the States , believe me, many nigerians would die to get educated.



There is a lot of stories behind most nigerians illiteracy ---ranging from "My parents could not afford to send me to school" to " I don't want to become an un/underemployed graduate.
And if u have ever lived in Nigeria or still living in Nigeria, u would agree that these are genuine reasons.

I don't think that is the issue in the States.

Ya'll are trying to mean sarcastic due to your resentment of the fact that black americans[i] are the most notable blacks[/i].

I don't know about the veracity of that statement but honestly, I would be surprised if AA's are not. You guys are living in a land of opportunity and it is only natural that one assumes You should take those opportunities. I think that is why peeps are appalled when the opposite is the case.

Point is that it is difficult to know the truth nowadays. The truth is still confusing to a lot of people just as it was confusing to Pontius Pilate a 2 thousand years ago. He asked the question "What is the truth? I wonder why Jesus did not bother to answer that.

The difference between now and then was that everybody claims to know the truth. Latest on the list : Winfrey    _{for sonme reason i was never a fan of that woman.}

Anyway, it is getting difficult day by day hanging on to one's faith. Just last night some news filtered in about the discovery of a new planet and with the initial analysis scientists are optimistic that they are one step closer to the discovery of extra terrestrial life. How would that affect YOU if they showed u proof of alien forms of life?

FAITH thats all we have to keep us going.
As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD." Joshua 24:15

Hero:
Don't give him any props on that comment. Most of these so called billionaires in which he speaks of aren't even credible billionaires, but rather simply thieves who've amassed virtually and or outrightly stolen wealth. Ask him to name these many, so called, Billionaires in which he speaks of.

Thats a fact. I dont know about the American billonaires but the 90 percent of the so called African billonaires fall into that group.


On the IQ thingy,
Does that not depend on how the test was structured?