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She was a woman,
Did a Gender change and became a man
Married a woman,

How did he become pregnant ?

By cheating on the wife and sleeping with a another man?

LMAO @ niterider.

I wonder how u can really build up so much steam for a team dat does not actually pay U.  

If going over to Man Utd would save u from having a premature heart attack, then I do say go for it. U no be share holder for Arsenal  

ranka dede would not save u in that situation.

U might try Allahu akbar!!!!!!!! With the right accent and lilt , u might escape

Sweet T:
@Poster

It just depends on the kind of Hausa man he is. Hausa people can be the most loyal person and the best of friend you could ever have. but if you mess around and befriend a fanatic, you are in trouble if you ever offend him. But on the whole i think the non fanatics are the best of people. They are free minded people unlike some tribes i know in nigeria that will waiting for you to sleep so they sell you to the highest bidder !

They are really cool, I mean the Hausas. I grew up in Kano and enjoyed every bit of it. But then, here is the caveat. U guys are best of friends until the issue of religion comes up. Then that is when u see a whole new side Most of them , anyway.

When I hear these politicians calling for revolution I get confused. Revolution against who/what/whom? 

chrisoml:
wonders shall never end in this we great nation that i love so much & even ready to spill my blood 4.
where did this very idea come from? who brought it up in the first place before it even became a law?

To think that after attaining 4 to 5 yrs of tertiary education and most times 2 to 3 yrs of some post graduate shit, the best u can do to move ur state foward is to ban the sale of condoms. That is sad
We keep chasing shadows. That is why the country will not go foward.

How did the Pope, Vatican and Catholicism come into this?  

@ Topic

Anambra leaders always amazes me with a lot of dumb shit but surely this has to take the cake. If the leaders want to fight immorality, I suggest they should start with themselves. Maybe somebody needs to remind them that bribery and corruption are all part and parcel of immorality.

What has the sale of condom got to do with the numerous problems besieging the state? The importation of fake drugs by Onitsha traders accounts for up to 30 percent death of patients in the state. What about the importation of sub standard spare parts? These are aspects I expected the government to spend thier energy on.

Dem don _yim and _yam u before

rotimy:
I will like to state that Catholics are sheep with great shepherds. If the Pentecostals are picking on them, it is understandable from the marketing point of view! Kill a product by demonising it and publisize your own USP, unique Selling points! The Catholic, Anglican and other older Churches are thick game reserves for the Pentecostals hunters. The advise I have for Catholics is to pay closer attention to reading and meditating of the Bible than their Sunday Bulletins.
God is not intrested if you worsip Him at Deeper Life or in Shallow Life, He is not bothered if you are in Winners or with Losers, The Most High God care less if you are at Mountain of Fire or the Valley of Waters. Elohim will not be moved because you are called an Anglican or a Jamican. a Roman Catholic or Greek Catholic. You cannot please God because you are Right, Left or Back Reverend, Bishop or One without shop,
God will only be pleased if you are worshipping Him in truth and in spirit and if you name is written in the book of life not on earthly Church members list!

That is just the summation of wat I believe in.

However, some people think that they can earn their salvation by casting stones on others. Jesus taught us better. He that is without sins _{u know the rest}

uspry1:
Those things that infuriates me at below:


--ask me for phone number over IM, I don't usually give out anyone. They asked me why? I simply answer "hearing-challenge", they do not know what it means. If they want mine, then they requires using National Relay service as third-party operators (in turn, translate messages from voice to text for deaf callers on the phone/computer and vice versa for hearing callers) in the USA to reach me on special device or internet relay. Thanks to technology invents SMS message and video/internet relay

-- nosy on my personal life

-- stingy when it comes to small pay under $20. huh?

--egostic

--materistic/luxury lifestyle

--poor money management

--jealousy/possessive spirit

--irresponsible

--felony criminals/yahoo yahoo person

LMAO

It is easy not to be afraid of death. But the anticipation of death; Now thats different.

kola oloye:
@poster,
NO, just that their shepherds are people with little understanding of the WORD.
If not why should they leave THE FATHER and be worshipping an image of a woman?

Same old argument recycled over and over again.

Is it that U dont understand the difference between honoring and worshipping or u just want to ignore the difference.

Catholics chose to honor the Virgin Mary, Mother of God. Now how does that change the sizes of ur boxers.

Odujelum:
please i need your advice, i m dating a guy[b] on phone [/b] who is abroad, he calls daily asking about my wellbeing and other things, all of a sudden he stopped calling, when i called, he couldn't pick, after 5 days he picked and claimed that his phone got lost. i felt depressed that am loosing him and since then ve not gotten back to my real self, i feel broken hearted. what do i do, is he real or is he a play boy or a disciplinarian? am confused. do i just abandon this relationship where my mind is already. am sick.[/color]

How is dat possible?

The least she could have done is to fill up those gaping holes in her dentures.  

_{It seems the more talented u are, the more issues u have}[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=122822.msg2119915#msg2119915 date=1207253323]Osisi I don't understand why they keep whining about obesity

If American kids SMOKED half as much as UK people, they too would look like anorexic cokeheads

https://www.gigwise.com/gallery/wino-teeth.jpg[/quote]

I am suprised the woman in question is not from Utah.

Thats the training ground for baby making machines .

That man brave no be small ooooooooooooooo

And, I guess it depends on the woman in question. Some men would be like "good riddance to bad rubbish"

nwando:
when we were kids you could tell someone who returned from America from someone who came from the UK
One would give you a kitkat and call it a present.

You can't be nearer to the truth. I used to remneber getting some wrinkly necktie (s) from a uncle in the UK. I was like "Ol boy make this man give me some dough make I enter main market"

Walahi, u get am for time



_{Seun should put a word limit to posts}

nateevs:
@Rikkyjen

You did not read what I posted well . . . I said all Fernabache need to do at SB is to score one goal and then WE wiil have to score 3 times to qualify. . . abeg read wetin I talk well. . . body dey pepper me oooo



Who is that person saying Liverpool made england proud. . . Liverpool played Arsenal like a championship team . . very very useless team. . they could not even give Arsenal a fight . .

And why are u being so negative? Why do u think Fern. would score @ SB. Even tho Chelsea lost the match and Drogba decided to give new meaning to the word "selfish" I still think Chelsea is in a better position to move onto the next phase. An away goal is always golden.

morenike09:
well now you've heard it. . . yes, US only intervened because of Japan, but what took them long to actually take action is because they were busy deciding which nation (Japan or Germany) to attack first.

@ Mo
Honestly, I would like to know ur sources cos this is a new one on me

Its generally believed that the US only entered into the war due to the pearl harbor event. Even before that the US was supplying financial and military support to the Allied forces and Germany was actually sinking US supply ships. However, that did not prompt US to join the war until the kamikaze thingy @ pearl harbor.

Now this is getting funny

Kind of funny how things look when u have the luxury of hindsight.  Constatine would have sworn that he is actually helping the cause of the gospel  And maybe he did.

LMAO

[quote author=his_grace link=topic=123896.msg2113114#msg2113114 date=1207081774]Poster

May your di ck bend go one side when next you insert it inside any pu ssy.[/quote]Ehhhmmm, not to be in ur biziness, mate but are u sure u are in the right thread
U might wanna re check the title of the thread before posting.

@ Jesoul

The gospel was and is still being spread , persecution or not. Persecution was infact the actual catalyst that spurned on the spreading of the gospel but once the seed was sown it continued . The genuine missionaries that landed on the shores of Africa came out of thier own volition and not because they were persecuted.

Hmmmmm, Afam
Where u go hide since?

JayFK:
Next time a church moves next to my area and fails to apply sound proofing, the pyromaniac in me will be unleashed.

LMAO

Actually, U would be suprised on how quickly u would adjust to the noise. I used to have one near my area @ Onitsha. It was no church building, just a primary school with a huge field. A pastor rented it for use for church activities. Those guys made one's life a living hell. U cant get a decent a night's sleep. Not on Wed, Fri and Sat. But gradually, I kind of acclimatised to it.

But I agree with u based on those first few months. Those noises at nite can drive one insane. I honestly contemplated picking up a match and a gal;lon of fuel.  

Sun God:
@Uche2nna
i guess your new here. Go back and search for all my other posts and topics about the non existence of god and later get back at me. Its no point being repetitive over such delusional stories and brainwashed people

Yeah, I have gone your topic/posts and I think I remenber reading your posts in the past. But just like other posts on Nairaland , I read just to forget 
Yeah, u did a good job[i] trying [/i] to prove that there is no God.

And if I were u I would try to convince my mum too. I would not like for my mum to be exploited in the name of religion especially when I am sure it is all hogwash

@ Sun god

The only point I could garner from ur missive is that u find church activities boring And to tell u the truth, U might not be the only in that category. But then how does that explain the non existence of God?

justbones:
commisioner or engineer
the truth is people usually get what they deserve whether in the long run or short run
for the guy that became a commisioner, it is not a stable or permanent appointment so we wait and see the results of his work

Did u understand that the guy was (or prolly is) still in NYSC when he was given the appointment. How can u honestly tell me that the guy has paid his dues. He is just fresh out of school, for chrissakes!!!!

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