Nigeria is for sale. DM me for details

What a foolish post. Na everybody wey dey church go enter heaven? Abegi, park well

AlfaSeltzer:
Zoo people killing Igbos again.

I'm igbo, please don't call Nigeria a zoo

The following conversation ensued between a medical doctor and a patient

Dr: Patient, from our test results, we found out that you have acute malaria
Patient : Doc doc, you are not correct

Skepticus:


All these, just to be a wage slave?

wage slave in nairaland?sorry... Total E&P

And we pay these men from our hard earned income via tax.

Good one. I believe if the majority of Nigerians organise to fight corruption and terrorism, the Nigerian economy will to a large extent be a significant nation to reckon with in the international community.

He should buy made in Nigeria to sustain the economy. This is what we call "Capital flight "

I have learnt today

Nice write up @ OP

This is totally disgusting. Nonsense, Bae of honour my nyash. Any lady with this idea is a spoilt brat.

ClitRaider:
Nice one Omarosa, Trump will be the New POTUS and America will be great again.

I can see some signs of foolishness in you. "America will be great again" black monkey. Mtcheeeew!

May19th:
Naija banks and ipob yoots are like

dry

SlimBrawnie:
Role model.... Though I'd maintain my trillion dollar complexion.

Una don come again!!! No be for mouth dem dey take get money ooh

How we for naija wan take help your guy for UAE. U dey mad ni?

Good morning

broke ass nairalanders blaming east, west, north and south. Please be productive and stop flaming up dissonance from your little ghetto minds. I believe these wailers got free data from MTN & co.

Keneking:
Jonathan sef...I smell real war among customers from ....

Imagine Diamond bank being bought by GTB or Skye Bank buying Fidelity Bank.

Anyway this is still speculative but I would like Nairametrics to adopt point one trailing this original post.

I see your point in FB Holding being too big to be acquired. Although I am of the opinion that FB can be unbundled into smaller parts ...the core business is banking can be acquired easily. Forget all that insurance and pension etc which they have been licensed to operate.

The gross product contributions of those ancillaries to the balance sheet are miniscule.

all these grammar just to comment. Chai! Na only Pa Obahiagbon go understand you.

saiNDAvengers:
Rubbish.....bush-burning zombie soldier

Fighting bokoharm with empty stomach.. fools

I am Ibo, an indigene of Imo state. Please don't bring your stupidity here. One question... Can you die for Biafra? No be by force to comment, you idiot !!!

The spirit of Lekki Nigeria is everywhere.

kenkenn:
Linda, my wish for you is to get married to a nice and caring man.

Linda, can we be friends?

Linda is on Nairaland your dreams.

youngberry001:
heey can u have sex wit ur husband in public..?

Your brain never mature done. Your balls never strong.

McBrooklyn:
How to recharge your phone from your bank account.(All banks)


1. Access bank: *901* amount#


2. Ecobank: *326*amount#


3. Fidelity: *770*amount#


4. FCMB:*389*214*amount#


5. First Bank: *894*amount#


6. GTB: *737*amount#


7. Heritage bank: *322*030*amount#


8. Keystone: *322*082*amount#


9. Skye bank: *389*076*1*amount#


10. Stanbic IBTC: *909*amount#


11. Sterling Bank: *822*amount#


12. UBA: *389*033*1*amount#


13. Unity bank: *322*215*amount#


14. Zenith: *966*amount# or
*302*amount# (for mtn users)


15. Diamond bank (yellow acct. only):
*710*555*phone number*amount*pin#


To know your BVN, dial *565*0#.


Share with your friends, family and loved ones

cc: lalasticlala, seun, dominique, Mynd44, Fynestboi

Please update Skye Bank,s quick recharge ussd code Skye bank: *389*076*1*amount#[/i]
to *833*amount#

front page land not for sale

ask me ifa

She better start singing "skiborobo skibo oshe baddest"

Icecomrade:

Skye Bank issue credit cards. Both Naira and USD

Most Nigerians are not credit worthy and recovery is usually a huge issue.
Light stringent measures are in place to curb defaults.

Go! Enjoy the Skye Bank credit card

I concur

masterblogger:
Tiwa pls don't bother yoirself , he will definitely come begging. trust me

Conji na bastard

Front page. That's all I care for

Chai! If woman fit change her number, then she be ogbologbo for the game she go too bamboozle her man if she commit any offence. Chai! Diaris God ooh! Women sef

anochuko01:
Them wan die nii?
Its either you stay and loss your feminism or you go away!
And most ladies can't sacrifice that much!

I rep Mech engine!

Okay, thank you. Next person please.

domopps:
Op Skye bank is all what you need!


In skye bank they have variant of SBG Accts that suits your business irrespective of your level


NO 1,
They have SBG starter that comes with free chq book and cash monitoring book for your sales proceed free financial Advice Access to Internet banking, Notification of statement of acct by email montly, Mobile Banking and POS with N1000 monthly charges But incase you don't wana pay N1000 charges they have what they call Fee waiver by leaving just N100k in the acct tru-out the month
Also have N5m monthly turnover

No 2,

SBG growing enjoys all the features above but d diff is just that it has N3k montly charges and a fee waiver of N200k incase u don't want to pay charges
And it also comes with N15m monthly turnover

No 3

Skye SBG Established enjoys all the benefits and features above! Pls note that the monthly charges here is N5k and comes with N300k fee waiver balance incase you don't wana be charged but have up to N60m montly debit turnover


Please note that all the acct variants qualifies you for Business loan and CBN intervention funds !







Cheeeers

Skye Bank is Big Enough! This analysis is true. OP please try Skye Bank