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PushPlay:
I've made such mistakes in the past and i see a lot of guys make this same mistake. As a guy, just imagine you have a girl who calls you 5 times in a day. Won't you get tired of picking her calls?

Ladies feel exactly the same way when a guy bombards them with calls.

OP stop generalizing pls

if a gal i luv calls me 10times a day i will gladly pick her calls

if a gal i had a one-nite-stand with calls me 5times a day i will change my numba.

I usually call my bae at most 3times a day. One day i decided not 2 call her in d morning let me see wat happns. Guess wat! She calld me around 8am n told me she's bin expecting my call which normally comes around 7am. I nw lied dat i dnt ave credit.

So u see. Girls (and guys) r different #FACT.

Godswillnwaoma:
op u are a first class mugu because you smiled and apologised to her for sending her small amount of cash.why should you do that, are you not a man?
I made that comment
which say ..... treat her like rag and then she will love you. ...
A lot of people bash me saying all sorts of things. Op I wil always say it again treat her like a rag she will love you .
Don't please her much.

Don't over care for her

Limit your calls with her

Behave like you don't love her

Don't over pamper her, have a limit.

Never let her know how much you love her

Be mean to her

Don't always agree on her request

Hang around with some girls you are not dating.

If you abide by this rules she will always value and respect you then her love for you will automatically increase, but if you do otherwise by pampering her so much, making her believe that without her you can't live then she will start seeing you as nothing as a boring guy.

i hope ur sister's boyfrnd/husby isnt a romancelander

Godswillnwaoma:
so stop being so nice to ladies.

do u have a sister?

[/quote]Stop forming shakara ooo, cuz time will come wen u will be visiting Canaanland to pray for husband... accept d one u see nw [/quote]Guy dem plenty 4 MFM and Synagogue.

If u dey tell dem nw, dem no go hear

tank God say my bae get sense

Jadekitana:
Are u not tired of seeing updates like

1) she begged me for recharge card, see my response.

2) the b.itch broke my heart

3) my babe is cheating on me with her working class ex

4) girls are sluts and bastar.ds

My dear, I don tire to see guys dey misbehave here,they beginning to loose that respect.

me i'm tired of seeing topics like:

Why do men cheat?

Why r husbands so scarce?

Why r men so stingy?

osedvgirl:
they should fall in love with their books and leave kpekus first my friend

when i was in sch many of my female coursemates fell in luv with.....
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...our lecturers

FlawlessRebirth2:
.PREACH ON BAE






PREACH ON






YOUR HEAD IS TOO CORRECT

dis one no get handwork. I sori 4 ur bf

Strahovski1:
I married at 19 years of age.

My third baby was named on this nairaland last year December.

The point is, keep fit! Bulging stomach is illegal. Bulging stomach is a sin! Bulging stomach is bad for your health. Bulging stomach makes you snore and snoring is illegal. Snoring is dirty and sinful. Pot belly is a bd thing.

Flat Tummy people go to good place and find good things

Things like goats.. chickens.. eggs.. curry and more

dis is y i always advice young guys 2 grow up b4 getting married. Pampered mama's boy.

Wait ooo...

So, not even one female nairalander has done test 4 toilet infections recently?

And sum of dem have had skin2skin banging even last nyt

dia is God ooooooo! Dis tin u gals r doing.

BTW, let me ask bae. I knw she wnt 4ck up.

Pheals:
proudly !!!!! I Am" y asking?

proudly virgin abi? Well, u r a virgin by choice, so let oda ladies make their own choice too or did any1 force u 2 b a virgin?
BTW, hw has being a virgin helped ur future? R u better dan non virgins?
Y not let God do d judging?

Gud morning

Adekunzy:
But you won't preach about relationship without spending o.
your Gene for there

no mind dis OP. After we don spend our moni on dem, mek we just fold hand abi.

#NoFuckingNoSpending

Pheals:
it's dose of u that are against God commandment that hell is for

answer d questn.... Are u a virgin?

pbs4real:
april this yr wld make it 4yrs with my gf and we havent had s3x, and guess wat? No pressure

except she is a virgin.
If she's not, bros anoda guy dey chop ur food o.

lifeisabitch:
I accidentally ran into some guy wearing white pant, it looked weird, I thought it's our fathers that wear that. Those of you who still wear pant, what's the purpose?

u "accidentally" ran into who? Abegi make we hear word. Just tell us ur new bobo wears white pants shikena.

BTW, pants are 4 small bois dat cant control their konji.

Emodeee:
Just to meet you and you say we won't have sex? Who does dat? All these ladies can be mean.


Guys, share your experience.

dere is somtin u didnt do right if not she suppose give u 3 point.

BTW, have both of u had sex b4?

kamirun225:
Read my lips-------- I CAN NEVER EVER TRAVEL FOR PUSS+Y WHILE I AM NOT DONE WITH THE ONES AROUND ME.... NEVER!!!!

bros chill...
Wat if na serena williams or kim kardashian, shey u no go book flight?

*walk into thread, sees d topic, laffs*

dis one is 4 d real guys.,

well, 1st i make sure she is relaxed n standing bside me, den i approach her frm d bck, wrapping my hands around her waist. She says "bad boi u don start abi?" Washy! I whisper swt words 2 her lyk "baby u r luking swt 2day, i luv ur perfume bla bla bla". She smiles (1st sign). Next, i plant soft kisses on d bck of her neck (trust me, dats one of their sensitive spots) till she gasp in her breath (2nd sign), den i move one hand up 2 her brests, caressing n pinching it softly till she gives a little moan. (my gal is busty so it works evrytym) Bingo! I'm almost dere. Now i intensify d kiss on her neck n extend it dwn her shoulders, her breath increases by nw. I slide one hand dwn 2 her centre of gravity 2 check my progress so far. Hmmmm! D vag is getting wet, so i increase d volume of kissing n caressing till she moans louder n reach 4 my bulala 4rm bhind. Viola! Jackpot. D bed takes it frm here.

Thank me later.

*walks into thread*
But OP, u r a gal naa

habeeblai244:
There are some things we Guys do that kills chat, Sorry for the English I mean that could end up the Chat.
But trust me some niggur are Expert in this.

To the Business.

1. Always be appreciative when a guy tries to make you laugh. One of the major chat killer is when you have a low sense of humour, how you response to a joke goes a long way in making the chat interesting. Its so annoying when I crack a very funny joke to a girl and all she could reply is "okay" or "smiles".... So annoying.



2. One other chat killer is when you lack continuity, its not nice to be using a mono-syllabic mode of chatting. Some girls will be the first to inbox you...for example;
Girl: Hey
Guy: hello how are u?
Girl: fine.
Guy: how was ur day?
Girl: Kul.
Haba...Atleast have the decency to ask how his own day went na. i.e
Guy: how was ur day?
Girl: Kul, and urs?
If you don't know, that's what keeps a conversation going.



3. When someone deliberately exaggerates, please flow along with him, he's just trying to be funny. Don't give a dry response. For example;
Guy: what are you doing now?
Girl: eating
Guy: ok should I come and join you?
Girl: mtchww...me that stays in Lagos, so I should stop eating and wait for you to come from Abuja right? Mumu, he was just joking!


4. Please if you know you're busy with something, then don't come online. Stop replying a message after 9hrs or even days. Some will just leave when the chat is getting interesting without saying bye, they will just leave you waiting for their replies



5. Its a conversation and not an interview.
Ask questions too. Don't make him to be asking all the questions.


6. Nowhere in the Bible or Quran or the constitution that a guy should be the one to always start a chat, learn to also start a conversation too.


7. Stop asking for recharge cards through a chat Girls. And Guys stop asking for Nude Pix, There are millions online if you want. believe me it makes a chat BORING or Even kill it finally.

8. Add Yours

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1 of d main reasons y gals chat in monosyllabic words is because dey have so many guys online and dey wan2 reply all of dem. A gal can reply diffrnt chats wit abt 10 guys under a minute using single words like kk, 5n, etc. U r one out of a hundred niggas she is chattin with.

So my point is, d lesser d frnds on her chat list, d better d chat.

As we all knw, gals have more frnds on social media dan guys.

Limerick:
The only Woman dat allowed me suck her breast without asking for Recharge card,Iphone 6 ,Tablet and Blackberry or wanting something in return is



.........my Mother .... #respect

Wetin. Una been dey think? Mmtchew!!

u got me dere

cy22me:
i'd like to know why majority of people Do not want a woman /girl who had a child already but not married as a wife. rather is there anything wrong in marrying a young lady who had a child for another man already (not legally married ) reasonable contributions.



Thanks.

i'd rather marry a lady who has slept with hundreds of men with no evidence, than marry a lady who slept wit only one man with evidence 2 show.

Besides, dat child will ALWAYS be a link btw d lady and d child's father. I'm a jealous lover so i cant stand dat.

And dere is always dat possibility dat d child's father will show up one day n scatter all dat u've built, xpecially if its a male child. Its a big risk marrying such a lady.

Dats just my opinion sha.

If its only those 4 things, i suppose get lyk hundred chics in my bed nw.


OP dat shiit doesnt work on naija babes.

osedvgirl:
I need to make him happy, he was disappointed last night, after making me come 3x, he was there 5 hours and not ready to throw-away, i became tired on my knees with the style he likes best, I have to fall flat, he is furious saying I am selfish, shey i wan kpeme ni, please i need to know what to do so I can withstand him, and even make him be the one tired, I want to be mad on him too without getting tired, oya suggest fast fast for me, am ready to take anything on him.


If you like bash me, am saying the truth, am not a pretender

fork! fork! fork! fork!.

Dats all u know

vry soon dat ur totoh go tear, shebi u wan fork 12hrs?

u've started dis year wit fork, n forking shall u do all thru it.

Dnt be a damn forktard.

sandrannna:
No sleeping on the bicycle. meaning there is no time.




Who will I consider the most handsome? U picture will tell.

dnt knw hw 2 post pix. check my profile

U can still have SEX wit ur EX.

Mtchewww! My bae has bigger ones. N1,500 for each melon

naughtynaughty:
Believe me no lady ever want to be in that type relationship. Unromantic guy?? Nah! I'll pass. There are lots of things to deal with already talk more of dealing with such guyz and relationships.

In my opinion, such guys shouldn't be in a relationship, yeah..I mean there's nothing as nice as having a type relationship, you know, the kind where my partner would leave little notes and gifts, maybe rope some of my best friends in as accomplices to drive me all around town, looking for my next clue in places that held special significance to just us.

At the end, there’d be a big surprise, lots of flowers, candles, champagne, and a declaration of undying love for me. This alone can drive any grl crazy and make them stick to you for the rest of their lives..

I've being in one before. Throughout our relationship, I was Always the first one to say I love you, and he only really says it to me when I initiate it.
He never tells me I'm beautiful/attractive... He doesn't really like to kiss, either..blah blah blah. After finally freeing myslf from him I swore never to date an unromantic guy again.

Ever being in one before With a guy or with a girl? Pls share.

i've got a questn 4 u dear...


Can a guy who is broke be romantic?

ebyoma:
That's an understatement...
Its as deep as the Ocean sef....



And yours is as small as ?

park well abeg!!!

but y u dey vex now?

Its gud 2 have a deep punany cos dats wat huge dicked guys like me want o.