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Romance › Re: I've Been So So Happy Today by Uchesis: 9:20pm On Oct 15, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
Common will you shut up. Is it your bidness?? Bad belle hater. Better goan sit under a mango tree.
D bros is right. Rokky has only big yansh 2 offer. Just like my exes, dats y i break up with dem after scattering their big yanshes.
Romance › Re: 6 reasons Why You Should Enlarge Your Small Breasts by Uchesis: 3:56pm On Oct 15, 2017
victorioushands:
I answered you the way I did because, sometimes, kind words spoken to Satan or his lots have no results. Sometimes I just have to shout on them: "Get thee behind me, Satan!" Try and reset your mindset before it becomes too late for you.
The boobymen r coming 4 ur head. U beta start running
Romance › Re: Guys Beware You Need To See This (pics) by Uchesis: 3:53pm On Aug 13, 2017
Emperoradrian:
see wat d Op is talking abt,dis is same gal in d pics
Disgusting....

She be stinking.
Romance › Re: To The Ladies...how Do U Feel When Ur Bf Don't Suck Ur Püssy? by Uchesis: 7:43pm On Jul 18, 2017
iamadonis2:
I know one thing for sure; a girl doesn't get over a guy who gives her head easily. But Bro if you're gonna do it keep your eyes wide open! Some would hardly tell you they're menstruating for want of pleasure.
Spot on bro
Romance › Re: If She Gets Dressed Immediately After Sex, You Did Everything Wrong. by Uchesis: 8:34pm On Jun 11, 2017
RedBeauty:
If it is immediately then he did it wrong

Any lady whose had good sex knows what I mean .. not sure how u manage to stand while legs are shaking undecided
Bros she go stand ooh..if she has a million naira check 2 go collect somewhere, or an important exam 2 write
Romance › Re: 8 Good Reasons Why Women Should Start Asking Men Out by Uchesis: 7:47pm On May 19, 2017
If u stay at banana island, get 30billion for d account, women go dey ask u out almost everyday
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by Uchesis: 9:08pm On May 13, 2017
So dere is no female nairalander here dat was born on 29th december??

Na wa ooh..

D tin no favour me at all
Romance › Re: KINGINVAGINA: I Am The Most Handsome Guy In Romance Section (photos) by Uchesis: 8:28pm On May 13, 2017
celestialdamsel:
I qoute una
U quote who?

Biko shi nga puo
Romance › Re: KINGINVAGINA: I Am The Most Handsome Guy In Romance Section (photos) by Uchesis: 8:09pm On May 13, 2017
celestialdamsel:
what's wrong with people of nowadays. Before you comment, read what the OP typed. He said if u think u are better than him, then post ur pictures and let's see. All this worwor guys are only good at complaining. Post ur pics if u fine reach him. Nonsense
Post ur boyfrnd pix naa. Abi ur bobo no fine pass am?
Romance › Re: KINGINVAGINA: I Am The Most Handsome Guy In Romance Section (photos) by Uchesis: 7:53pm On May 13, 2017
kinginvagina:
yes i said it if you think you look better challenge me and drop your photos.
Handsome guys like us no dey show ourselves 4 social media. We dey even shy 2 put pishure for our profile.

Attention seekers everywhere...
Romance › Re: Lagos Model Sets Instagram On Fire By Exposing Bare B**bs | Photos by Uchesis: 10:17pm On May 05, 2017
As long as i no see nipplez, i no see any booobs
Romance › Re: Right Or Wrong To Know How Many Guys Asked Your Girlfriend Out? by Uchesis: 10:21pm On Apr 27, 2017
If ur gf has d face of genevieve and d body of mercy johnson, pls dont bother asking, just beg her to make u number one on d list. grin
Romance › Re: Ladies Come And See My 2010 Uniben Matriculation Picture by Uchesis: 10:11pm On Apr 27, 2017
coolestchris2:
throw back
Bros y u dey fall benites hand naa? We uniben grads no dey behave like dis o
Romance › Re: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by Uchesis: 9:49pm On Apr 27, 2017
erico2k2:
well in ur Book, not mine, enjoy your tasting, me Im at my last bustop with a woman my wife.
Ok o.

Hope i can rest now

Had a stressful day so no strength 4 argument
Romance › Re: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by Uchesis: 9:32pm On Apr 25, 2017
erico2k2:
if I said I have passed that stage It simply meant Im married.This is not to hard to comprehend.
Based on logistics, u can b married but still testing other ladies naa
Romance › Re: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by Uchesis: 9:15pm On Apr 25, 2017
erico2k2:
Point of correction . I have passed that stage. I'm not a boy but a man with wife n kids .
I hate when people claim Holy holy .
%50 of unmarried people sleep with multiple patners male or female.this is a statement of fact.
And u re part of dat 50%

Or u dey claim holy holy
Romance › Re: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by Uchesis: 12:49pm On Apr 22, 2017
erico2k2:
Simple answer ues.if a man can propose to a certified prostitute then you guess is as good as mine .
Dont tell me it is u dat proposed 2 a gal who slept with 15 men just last nite
Romance › Re: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by Uchesis: 12:34pm On Apr 22, 2017
majekdom2:
Good.. one of the men is talking to 30 an prolly sleeping with 29 of them except you. If you are lucky to get married to that "one" he may still continue talking and talking to 29 of them. Tell me, how can you get to know "30" men so well and be convinced one is the right one. He is the right one simply because he proposes first... right?
No mind dem...

Some ladies have dated dozens of men at d same time. None of dem proposed

Some ladies dated only one or two and got engaged.

U cant force a guy 2 propose. Just pray for luck, or become a baby mama
Romance › Re: How Can A Nigerian Man's Organ Be Stolen ? by Uchesis: 12:26pm On Apr 22, 2017
whywhyogun:
you are a new offender , what is your original account ? stolen by an organ?
Lol @new offender.

Can u make me first on d list?
Romance › Re: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by Uchesis: 12:24pm On Apr 22, 2017
Now to all those in support of the OP, i've got a question for y'all


Can u propose to a lady who u know and have seen hanging around with 5 or 6 different men?


Definitely not me.


NL ladies support dis idea, expecially those practicing oloshoism

The problem with our women dese days is dat they see marriage as eldorado, a trophy, or their greatest achievement in life.
Some gals will even marry a monkey if it can propose 2 dem.
Romance › Re: How Can A Nigerian Man's Organ Be Stolen ? by Uchesis: 3:02pm On Apr 20, 2017
Whywhyogun...

Whick kind stuupid moniker b dat?
Celebrities › Re: Baby Bump Of Runtown's Girlfriend, Selena (Photos) by Uchesis: 2:19pm On Apr 20, 2017
holutayor:
runtown...nice one...I hope the girl go sabi cook wache?!
And her love go sweet pass shito
Romance › Re: What Has A Lady Said To You After Sex?(the First Time You Had It). by Uchesis: 10:17pm On Apr 19, 2017
Alphamale2017:
of which 99% will be lies &grin
Infact, 99.99% are lies.
Romance › Re: What Matter Most To A Man In Choosing A Wife by Uchesis: 1:42pm On Apr 16, 2017
But wait o....

Why big boobs and ass come get more points naa?

grin
Romance › Re: Disgraceful Sexual Act Of Some Nigerian Men by Uchesis: 11:17pm On Apr 02, 2017
I have experienced worse.
grin
Romance › Re: Only Weak Dull Guys Spend Money On Females by Uchesis: 2:23pm On Mar 30, 2017
Eglobalma:
my whole life the highest amount i have ever given to a girl is 3k. and till date i still regret it. girls are very wicked and heartless creatures. even my sister brags about her she eats money from "fools" and give it to one boy she really likes. boys never learn, they fall inlove and spend their hard earned money on girls whose only nature is to Bleep any deek available. shame on weak niggas who spend money on girls, no girl deserves ur dime till u marry them. women, they look weak and innocent and timid but their heart is so heartless and shallow. they all know how much i hate their big assess.
bros u must spend on ur galfrnd. even if na dat 3k u mentioned.

except u neva take ur babe out b4.

and pls dont tell me u're looking 4 a gal dat will b spending on u, cos u wont like d side effects.
Romance › Re: My Gf Is Fun Of Urinating Anytime I Eat Her Bong Hole. by Uchesis: 8:43pm On Mar 26, 2017
its called squirting
Romance › Re: Guys, If A Lady Says These During Sex Then You Are Good On Bed by Uchesis: 8:39pm On Mar 26, 2017
[quote author=IRobot7 post=54957201][/quote]e pain am grin
Romance › Re: Do Women Actually Cheat? by Uchesis: 9:54pm On Mar 25, 2017
women dont cheat....

they just do testing sometimes

grin
Romance › Re: Guys, If A Lady Says These During Sex Then You Are Good On Bed by Uchesis: 7:20pm On Mar 24, 2017
IRobot7:
I have heard all that from them all. Any girl i date, becomes so obsessed with me and it gets me scared. Presently, i have decided to stay out of relationships. They still call me and i hear stuffs like "even after i have married, i pray God will make it possible for our paths to cross". When i ask why, i get responses like "i want to keep f**king you till i die". Honestly, am so scared of girls now. I just keep them in friendzone these days. I have many of them in that zone and i prefer it that way.
Is Lai Mohammed your uncle?
Romance › Re: 10 Funny Signs You Are An Introvert... by Uchesis: 6:11pm On Mar 14, 2017
See everybody claiming to be introvert.

Even chronic womanisers and gals wey don tear eye finish dey claim introvert.

Anyway, by their fruits u shall know dem.

#teamintrovert

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