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yinkus4u2c:
Nothing is special....Tradition is Tradition

booqee:
I love the swans most especially. just look at that shape of love they form by 'kissing'?!!!

omg..someone give me tissues I need to dab at my teary eyes. not my fault tho I get emotional reading stories like this.

simdam500:
they will start listening now... I pray so

Cutehector:
dat wil be d best day of my life. To hear she is carryn my child. Am no longa in skul. Tada

simdam500:
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But meanwhile :

ADVICE TO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES OUT THERE
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As a woman, stupidity is when you sit back cross-legged and search for an already made man. In case you don't know, every already made man out there has a woman who has been with him from when he had only a pair of shorts and a single shirt. That's why majority of well to do men, usually make you nothing buta sex- toy, for you mean absolutely nothing to them.

He might cheat on her with you, but truth is, he'll never leave her for you… If you are guilty of hunting for an already made man, then i tellyou, my dear you are such a cow, you actually need horns.When a good healthy brain settles, yours floats!

He may not own a car.
He may not earn a lot of money.
He may not live in a posh estate.
He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time.
He may not have a great job.
But it’s enough to know you are the only one he craves for and loves unconditionally

IF He has a heart of gold. He is Honest.

He is very hard working.
He is humble.
He keeps that smile on your face.
He talks to you every day.
He actually listens to you.
He tolerates you when you'remoody.
His family knows you.
He tells you your beautiful all the time.
He sees you every chance he gets.
He appreciates the tiniest things you do.
He is there when you need him.
He respects you.
He is proud you are his and likes showing you off.
And he treats you like a queen…

My dear you are indeed lucky to have him.
He may not have it all now, but one day he will...
He may not be living his dream now, but one day he will...
And as he pictures all this… He pictures you.
Ladies, there's no PERFECT MAN ON EARTH, never you forget this fact. Learn to appreciate that man in your life who strives to be all you need. That man who promises you nothing but tries his utmost best to give you everything.

vjsmiles:
YOUR JOYSTICK TOUCHES MY BLADDER

Cutehector:
Hector oh yeah oh yes please dnt stop faster harder harder . Hector oh yeah oh yes yes yes yes. Hector I love u so much. Oh yes ride me. HeccccccctorrrrrrRr. Yeeeeessssssssss. Faints

aim5:
Igbos should do Nigerians a favor and just secede already. We don't need your whining and complaining. Hahah in fact go back to Jerusalem since most of you lunatics believe that you are God's chosen people.

dovelike:
Proud IGBO.

BokoHaramm:
We yorubas are very dirty and we are good in betrayals, if only we can change that and our mothers and sisters need to stop bleaching their skins like lepers

Ezevajina:
6. They do not smuggle drugs
7. They love Yorubaland and majority of them stay in Yorubaland.
8. When they speak they do not make un necessary noise
9. They are not stuupid enough to believe their own lies. (e.g They don't call themselves jews)
10. You don't find them in every prison you visit in this world
11. They do not cause trouble then run to Abidjan

Ezevajina:
6. They do not smuggle drugs
7. They love Yorubaland and majority of them stay in Yorubaland.
8. When they speak they do not make un necessary noise
9. They are not stuupid enough to believe their own lies. (e.g They don't call themselves jews)
10. You don't find them in every prison you visit in this world
11. They do not cause trouble then run to Abidjan

Unibenstudent:
No light in my house now..who is responsible?

engrtee:
You no no say i dey find patner, see If you dont put my name on that list ,i will call my village people to

3cycle:
As a lady, sometimes I come across great post by a guy and I fall in love immediately. Most times I try to ignore the poster but I do Remember The username so I summon the courage to follow him and see if I can strike an online conversation before I send a pm but I never succeed.

Just yesterday a young tall guy on Nairaland from Enugu state gave me an all time blow when it was obvious I was trying to woo him, he started with iyanga and walah he ignored me completelyonly for somebody to call me names for making my intention known.
To make matters worst his response was "I don hang boot since last year"
Who says that to a lady bikonu

Do we really have gentlemen on Nairaland?
Can a guy reply pm's of a girl with an open mind?
What are the chances of starting an e romance if a lady were to be the innitiator?
Seun is it possible for us to chat with a nairalander without a third party involved?

LaurelP:
What is Romance Section turning into abeg

ireneony:
here are my list of husband materials on nairaland. Some of my criteria of choosing them are:
1.Honest
2.they respect ladies (I have never come across were they have an e-fight with a lady)
3.they are intelligent
4.funny
5.handsome
6.they are leaders
7.they bold
8.their write up gives me life

1.https://www.nairaland.com/amefrica
2. https://www.nairaland.com/chibwike
3. https://www.nairaland.com/clevvermind
4. https://www.nairaland.com/emusmith
5. https://www.nairaland.com/kilokeys
6. https://www.nairaland.com/lefulefu
7. https://www.nairaland.com/obinoscopy
8. https://www.nairaland.com/seun
9. https://www.nairaland.com/iceberylin
10. https://www.nairaland.com/tosyne2much



cheers


guys don't be angry I didn't add you to the list.
ladies, you can add who you think deserve to be on the lisy

icebeatz:
Hating?? Wooow!!
For your info, I graduated from the university of nigeria nsukka.
I have passed through the system and I know that federal schools in nigeria is a disgrace to real schools.
Have you ever heard of lagos business school??
Why do you think someone from MIT, havard, princeton, insead et al can come to nigeria and take a position that will take you to attain

Will you let your children attend federal schools in nigeria?

The lowest ranked school in u.s. is bettee thn the best federal school in nigeria.

buskie13:
some ppl dull sha......so u mean penalties is not part of the game?
de hardest spot to convert a goal is from de penalty spot....so i don't know where u get ur claims from

Krasid:
The last time i checked messi was not the best player.

icebeatz:
A product of federal university. Couldn't even posit a decent counter argument; rather, he chose to insult me..... you are a true product of federal university. A mediocre a best and you will be treated as such.

likeseriously:
Hatred lives and grows in every Yorubaman's heart. I am a living testimoney to how you guys harbour and water hatred in your hearts esp for anything Igbo. God help you guys to make heaven...cos I don't see a person who hates living there. No one holy pass but unna own worse.
All you guys look out is to see some negative news from the SE so you guys would start running your ewedu mouths like the toutish owo mi da boys you all are. Tufiakwa

icebeatz:
This is sad.
The standard of education in Nigeria is zilch. The elites send their children abroad for the best education and qualification. After which, they come bavk to Nigeria and take up all the juicy spots.
What can you learn in a school like UNN?? or any federal school at that?

How many federal and state schools has championed innovations and researches?

Private schools like convenant and Lagos business school is really wining and doing better than these dilapidated federal school.
Everything in Nigeria needs to be over hauled.


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