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Limerick:
The only Woman dat allowed me suck her breast without asking for Recharge card,Iphone 6 ,Tablet and Blackberry or wanting something in return is



.........my Mother .... #respect

Wetin. Una been dey think? Mmtchew!!

u got me dere

cy22me:
i'd like to know why majority of people Do not want a woman /girl who had a child already but not married as a wife. rather is there anything wrong in marrying a young lady who had a child for another man already (not legally married ) reasonable contributions.



Thanks.

i'd rather marry a lady who has slept with hundreds of men with no evidence, than marry a lady who slept wit only one man with evidence 2 show.

Besides, dat child will ALWAYS be a link btw d lady and d child's father. I'm a jealous lover so i cant stand dat.

And dere is always dat possibility dat d child's father will show up one day n scatter all dat u've built, xpecially if its a male child. Its a big risk marrying such a lady.

Dats just my opinion sha.

If its only those 4 things, i suppose get lyk hundred chics in my bed nw.


OP dat shiit doesnt work on naija babes.

osedvgirl:
I need to make him happy, he was disappointed last night, after making me come 3x, he was there 5 hours and not ready to throw-away, i became tired on my knees with the style he likes best, I have to fall flat, he is furious saying I am selfish, shey i wan kpeme ni, please i need to know what to do so I can withstand him, and even make him be the one tired, I want to be mad on him too without getting tired, oya suggest fast fast for me, am ready to take anything on him.


If you like bash me, am saying the truth, am not a pretender

fork! fork! fork! fork!.

Dats all u know

vry soon dat ur totoh go tear, shebi u wan fork 12hrs?

u've started dis year wit fork, n forking shall u do all thru it.

Dnt be a damn forktard.

sandrannna:
No sleeping on the bicycle. meaning there is no time.




Who will I consider the most handsome? U picture will tell.

dnt knw hw 2 post pix. check my profile

U can still have SEX wit ur EX.

Mtchewww! My bae has bigger ones. N1,500 for each melon

naughtynaughty:
Believe me no lady ever want to be in that type relationship. Unromantic guy?? Nah! I'll pass. There are lots of things to deal with already talk more of dealing with such guyz and relationships.

In my opinion, such guys shouldn't be in a relationship, yeah..I mean there's nothing as nice as having a type relationship, you know, the kind where my partner would leave little notes and gifts, maybe rope some of my best friends in as accomplices to drive me all around town, looking for my next clue in places that held special significance to just us.

At the end, there’d be a big surprise, lots of flowers, candles, champagne, and a declaration of undying love for me. This alone can drive any grl crazy and make them stick to you for the rest of their lives..

I've being in one before. Throughout our relationship, I was Always the first one to say I love you, and he only really says it to me when I initiate it.
He never tells me I'm beautiful/attractive... He doesn't really like to kiss, either..blah blah blah. After finally freeing myslf from him I swore never to date an unromantic guy again.

Ever being in one before With a guy or with a girl? Pls share.

i've got a questn 4 u dear...


Can a guy who is broke be romantic?

ebyoma:
That's an understatement...
Its as deep as the Ocean sef....



And yours is as small as ?

park well abeg!!!

but y u dey vex now?

Its gud 2 have a deep punany cos dats wat huge dicked guys like me want o.

Rxpetite:
yawwwn

yea...go and sleep
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or better still...
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go and fvck a rich fat man, u gold-digga

ebyoma:
I'll need a tape measure for that!!!






On a serious note 9-18 inches is big enough for moi!!
Below that is considered average

meeeeeehn!!
Dat means ur punany is as deep as my compound well.

clevvermind:
i am not hyping myself. just telling you what God has endowed me with. you will be too frightened if i send u the pix so let me not frighten you ok.

Oga cool dwn. If u see my own u go park well.

Rxpetite:
can't u read? no part of the post said women shouldnt make money. i m just telling you why we insist on avoiding broke dudes. learn to read with an open mind.

...and no part of ur damn post said women shud make dia own money. All u just did was 2 encourage gold digging amongst women.

I guess ur pvssy will always b available 2 d pot-bellied moneybags.

Just so u knw, no man 4gets d lady dat stays wit him 4rm grass 2 grace. FACT

We fine bois no dey make noise. We r even shy 2 admit dat we r handsum. Some of us no even dey social media sef.

OP no vex oooh

Rxpetite:
You get to choose, we have to wait to be chosen, analysed and proposed to.

You have no age limitations for marriage, we do.

You have no age limitations for childbirth, we have to be mindful of menopause.

You don't have to worry about your looks, we mind our looks. we even mind your looks but we don't have a choice most times.

Y'all don't even like rich older women, if you do why are they all single?

In the face of all these unfairness all we ask is that broke guys should just mind their pockets and let only the rich ones date. is that asking too much?

Do you think if given a choice we wouldn't rather sow our wild oats, have fun, make our money until we are 50? If kids can be had without guys most of us would rather remain single.

So stop coplaining about gold diggers and go make some money.

and wat will u be doing while we r making d moni?

u will b spreading ur legs 4 our dycks right?

is dat ur job?

i hope u r not wat i'm thinking ryt now

Rxpetite:
I'm still a looong way from 35 obviously. But by then i'll be a single rich girl. Which is better than a broke mother with a broke husband.

and den u will open a thread with d topic "why r men scarce"

i know ur type. wen u r nearing 40 u will b singing a different song

dat boi will b d next tuface

porchster:
Yoruba men are the best men to date
There so many reasons why they fit into any kind of ladies' dreams.... Am not debasing other tribes but a research shows that 80% falls to Yoruba guy.

-When it comes to swag, they charm the ladies with their dress sense.

-They are so respectful.. no matter how troublesome some are, when they see your family they will surely accord them their respect.

-They know how to give the ladies the vibes they need that would knock them off their feet.

-No dull moment when you are with a Yoruba guy when indoor or outdoor.... Yoruba boy as they are randomly called, will surely spice up your day with different kind of things like partying ' faaji', clubbing etc

- Yoruba guys replicate the White romance down here by giving them special treat at the right time.

-They are full of surprises, Their unpredictable nature makes the ladies want more of them cox when you think they will disappoint you, that is when they will surprise you.

-Though they lie a lot , but the lies, is to make the relationship more interesting ( lmeo).... let the truth be told most ladies like it when you paint hell as a paradise,and I believe Yoruba guy sweet mouth will do justice to that.

-They may be eyeing other ladies probably for side chick which other tribes do but it very hard for them to break up with their main girl.

-They are not too emotional which is a turn off to some ladies but they can be jealous sha. etc

-They easily forgive and tolerable....

You can add yours.



# Team notice me

but hw come we ibo guys still rock d best ladies? just asking though

kestolove95:
Black dirty boys

Chai!!!

gal u just murdered dem yoruba bois

MrsPhyno:
I was writing essays on some other thread so I came to write nonsense here

Everything you see you grab. How many female armed robbers have you met before? None! Women don't just grab things!

I remember when I still dey secondary school and I bought one sweet Lacasera on a hot afternoon. One mumu boy now came and grabbed it from me and was just drinking it! I couldn't chase him cause I still get small shame

Even women, living human beings like yourself, you people will still grab their waist or their arm! Why? Try stop am. Thank you.

cc: Teempakguy the brainiac
lalasticlala

the only tin i can grab 4rm a lady is....
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her booobs.
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xpecially wen dey r big ones.

sickstars:
Sometimes wen u meet a girl of ur dreams her character myt put u off

But for sapes i love my girls BBW

waiter, give dis bros one bottle of alomo.

BBW with gud character rocks

busuyi44:
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did u root urs with it?

OP, abeg no vex o, but tell us d truth...


U married him because of d moni abi?.


Since u already knew he's small dwn dere.


And yet sum ladies wil com here n say having a big joystick isnt necessary or dat sexx isnt important in marriage.


Anyway tell him 2 mix yoghurt with don simon MAYBE it will help him last long (i'm just guessing o).

OP, ask me dis question in 30 years time

I heard dat d price of cucumber has increased due 2 lack of correct joysticks

sinaj:
hmm xo my bf iz gay too

no, he is just a suspect