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TrapQueen77:



Abeeeg, who doesn't wanna be chewed up down there?


If my man don't wanna eat sweet nunu, I better open the main door and kicked him out..I have NO time for a boring sex...

Rayes37:
See my account balance is working for all sim

TrapQueen77:
https://www.nairaland.com/3552048/new-year-greeting-information-anomalies#52486104

Seun is the Big Brother of NAiraLand..

TrapQueen77:
U must missed Seun's thread...

IAmOged:
hmm...you are in a phase we call-boys emotional wants mode-
lets look if you could keep up with dis gyration in your late 50s-lolz

IAmOged:
lolz...then what should we call this dis now? its both gender things right...

IAmOged:
Thanks diddy, we humans are weak
love love love-the most nukelike hazardous thing thats ever happpens to man-its written for the Men though

dingbang:
babe, have u experienced great sex before? the kind of sex that would make u woooooooooooooooow

MrIcredible:
Later you go carry 3rd class go give your papa

Chidonc:
sis ugochi do pray before acceptin frn request on fb, if you must buy her phone, it must be something higher than s5, she is very holy and even cover herself with the blood of jesus before picking calls, but is also good at arrangin hotel room that she will stay with the bro richard


that is the summary,

Rapmoney:
Have you ever dipped your fingers in a pot of Melon Soup (Egusi) without heating or getting it refrigerated? The next day, be sure that your soup will become sour!!! This is possibly what could become of your relationship and emotional feelings when 'distance' is involved, especially, when this 'distance' is not handled with enough maturity!

I personally think it is basically foolish trying to maintain distant relationships when the two persons involve do no wish to get married or are not ready to settle down as husband and wife within the shortest possible time! If your girlfriend lives in Uyo and you live in Akure, the burden and regular emotional pains that distant relationships bring could be better tamed if both of you would be tying the knot as soon as possible. On the other hand, in a situation where both of you are still confused on the future of the relationship or there are no serious plans for marriage on ground, you could both be deceiving yourselves while living in constant emotional torture!!!

'Love', no matter how fake it is, grows when the persons that are involved are physically present with each other to ignite the ingredients of romance in the relationship. When romance leaves through the door in a relationship, affection, care and attention are definitely going to leave through the windows! 'Love' would become a mirage and relationship would be recklessly abandoned and forgotten!

As partners, doing things together such as going to the cinema, shopping, strolling and holding hands in the park, watching movies together at home, cracking jokes and seeing the smiles on the faces of each other go a long way in boosting romance . On the contrary, these things are not present in distant affairs! Relationship needs physical body contact, if truth be told. That's the easiest way to reduce unnecessary tension, jealousy, accusations and counter-accusations, constant cheating and lying and all other funny things that go along with distant affairs!!!

In this world that we live in, where materialism and sex are fast becoming the foundations of most relationships, you should sincerely think about it...whether the one you romantically call 'your love' is fervently sincere with you too . I mean, phone calls and chats are just so boring and useless without physical contact!!!

I am not a misogynist and has never been but experiences and observations have clearly shown that ladies cheat more in distant relationships because they are more prone to romantic pressures from other men; some may be carried away by materialism and the pressure to have sex!!! This explains why you may be in Warri, happy that you have a loving girlfriend that lives in Lagos, not knowing that one sharp banker with slick tongue and posh car is banging her in and out! In no time, her care and attention for you would decrease; she would call and text lesser and discussions on phone would become so boring! You should know it is almost coming to an end! . If you don't have any plans of getting married soonest, don't waste your time on distant affairs! I would even suggest you use the money you spend on regular, boring and long phone calls on online betting because you cold be wasting your resources on a girl someone else is 'eating'

Distant relationship is full of pains, lies, emotional trauma, unnecessary troubles, jealousy and fear all occassioned by lack of physical presence!

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]I normally don't respond to idiots. . . Just so you know. [/color]

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]So, what moral, spiritual or financial benefit can be gained from this story? What life lesson can or should be learned?


Arrant nonsense. [/color]

CrazyQuinn:
why did you put "men" in bold? It's not as if menstruation and menopause belongs to men, I don't see your point

CrazyQuinn:
Feel free to add yours....

Adudavidlee:
Your lips so soft and red,
the thought of kissing you is stuck in my head.
Your beauty so bright and warm,
shinning through the darkest storm.
Your eyes sparkle like stars in the night sky,
when I stare into them I feel like I am soaring high.
My love for you is pure and true,
I never stop thinking of you.
The sound of your voice saying "I love you" makes my heart pound
because I knew I'd truly found my one and only.
I promise to love you for every moment of forever
and when everything else crumbles, I will never leave u.
I am your armor to protect you from harm,
like you are to me, a lucky charm.
For you are my heart, my soul,
baby you are my whole world.

Mustay:
yes it does.

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