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Rxpetite:
yawwwn

yea...go and sleep
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or better still...
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go and fvck a rich fat man, u gold-digga

ebyoma:
I'll need a tape measure for that!!!






On a serious note 9-18 inches is big enough for moi!!
Below that is considered average

meeeeeehn!!
Dat means ur punany is as deep as my compound well.

clevvermind:
i am not hyping myself. just telling you what God has endowed me with. you will be too frightened if i send u the pix so let me not frighten you ok.

Oga cool dwn. If u see my own u go park well.

Rxpetite:
can't u read? no part of the post said women shouldnt make money. i m just telling you why we insist on avoiding broke dudes. learn to read with an open mind.

...and no part of ur damn post said women shud make dia own money. All u just did was 2 encourage gold digging amongst women.

I guess ur pvssy will always b available 2 d pot-bellied moneybags.

Just so u knw, no man 4gets d lady dat stays wit him 4rm grass 2 grace. FACT

We fine bois no dey make noise. We r even shy 2 admit dat we r handsum. Some of us no even dey social media sef.

OP no vex oooh

Rxpetite:
You get to choose, we have to wait to be chosen, analysed and proposed to.

You have no age limitations for marriage, we do.

You have no age limitations for childbirth, we have to be mindful of menopause.

You don't have to worry about your looks, we mind our looks. we even mind your looks but we don't have a choice most times.

Y'all don't even like rich older women, if you do why are they all single?

In the face of all these unfairness all we ask is that broke guys should just mind their pockets and let only the rich ones date. is that asking too much?

Do you think if given a choice we wouldn't rather sow our wild oats, have fun, make our money until we are 50? If kids can be had without guys most of us would rather remain single.

So stop coplaining about gold diggers and go make some money.

and wat will u be doing while we r making d moni?

u will b spreading ur legs 4 our dycks right?

is dat ur job?

i hope u r not wat i'm thinking ryt now

Rxpetite:
I'm still a looong way from 35 obviously. But by then i'll be a single rich girl. Which is better than a broke mother with a broke husband.

and den u will open a thread with d topic "why r men scarce"

i know ur type. wen u r nearing 40 u will b singing a different song

dat boi will b d next tuface

porchster:
Yoruba men are the best men to date
There so many reasons why they fit into any kind of ladies' dreams.... Am not debasing other tribes but a research shows that 80% falls to Yoruba guy.

-When it comes to swag, they charm the ladies with their dress sense.

-They are so respectful.. no matter how troublesome some are, when they see your family they will surely accord them their respect.

-They know how to give the ladies the vibes they need that would knock them off their feet.

-No dull moment when you are with a Yoruba guy when indoor or outdoor.... Yoruba boy as they are randomly called, will surely spice up your day with different kind of things like partying ' faaji', clubbing etc

- Yoruba guys replicate the White romance down here by giving them special treat at the right time.

-They are full of surprises, Their unpredictable nature makes the ladies want more of them cox when you think they will disappoint you, that is when they will surprise you.

-Though they lie a lot , but the lies, is to make the relationship more interesting ( lmeo).... let the truth be told most ladies like it when you paint hell as a paradise,and I believe Yoruba guy sweet mouth will do justice to that.

-They may be eyeing other ladies probably for side chick which other tribes do but it very hard for them to break up with their main girl.

-They are not too emotional which is a turn off to some ladies but they can be jealous sha. etc

-They easily forgive and tolerable....

You can add yours.



# Team notice me

but hw come we ibo guys still rock d best ladies? just asking though

kestolove95:
Black dirty boys

Chai!!!

gal u just murdered dem yoruba bois

MrsPhyno:
I was writing essays on some other thread so I came to write nonsense here

Everything you see you grab. How many female armed robbers have you met before? None! Women don't just grab things!

I remember when I still dey secondary school and I bought one sweet Lacasera on a hot afternoon. One mumu boy now came and grabbed it from me and was just drinking it! I couldn't chase him cause I still get small shame

Even women, living human beings like yourself, you people will still grab their waist or their arm! Why? Try stop am. Thank you.

cc: Teempakguy the brainiac
lalasticlala

the only tin i can grab 4rm a lady is....
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her booobs.
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xpecially wen dey r big ones.

sickstars:
Sometimes wen u meet a girl of ur dreams her character myt put u off

But for sapes i love my girls BBW

waiter, give dis bros one bottle of alomo.

BBW with gud character rocks

busuyi44:
http://www.guruswizard.com/2015/10/install-twrp-recovery-and-root-gionee-p2m-m2-mini.html?m=1

did u root urs with it?

OP, abeg no vex o, but tell us d truth...


U married him because of d moni abi?.


Since u already knew he's small dwn dere.


And yet sum ladies wil com here n say having a big joystick isnt necessary or dat sexx isnt important in marriage.


Anyway tell him 2 mix yoghurt with don simon MAYBE it will help him last long (i'm just guessing o).

OP, ask me dis question in 30 years time

I heard dat d price of cucumber has increased due 2 lack of correct joysticks

sinaj:
hmm xo my bf iz gay too

no, he is just a suspect