₦airaland Forum

naomiZ:
Taylor swift we are never getting back together

ur name reminds me of my former ex...

I call her my "former ex" because we r back 2geda again, unlike taylor swift.

Calebosko:
Why is it that anytime i get condom for house no girl wil come my house for porting,but as soon as i trow it away they wil start coming.oppotunity for fhucking wil open in numbers.why me

i guess u were born to do it....


R.A.W

onila:
my friend was crazily in love with her ex
sadly they broke up

recently she and her ex were chatting who are now friends
and she was gisting him abt her current bf

her ex now said u will never love a guy the way you loved me

cute x

if dat ur frnd meet me she will 4get her ex

Fine boi epp me well well during my sec sch days. Na gals dey buy fud 4 me during break. Lol


4 dose pple asking who fine boi don epp?

sinaj:
Don't love him because he has a big D

Hahahahaha. Who big D don epp?

Abeg na who girls don epp?

Angelberry:
I'm done with this thread. no be me see small dick na op

u r done with d thread or u r done wif me?

Na big one u don see eh?

Angelberry:
Lol, Thomas

thomas dey learn 4 where i dey.

Angelberry:
Sorry broda, Lai MOHAMMED owns this property..

even if na Sai BUHARI own d property e nor concern me. Still wana do d proving. Lol

Angelberry:
yes I am innocent..

i guess u r innocent until proven guilty.

And i wont mind doing d proving

Angelberry:
I am an innocent angel..I av not had any before

eyaa! Sorry 2 hear dat.

R u really innocent? Hmmmmm!

Angelberry:
Thanks..... I was told its painful and kinda heavenly.

yea. Only a big dee can give u dat feeling.

I guess u've been having d micro ones. Sowi o.

Angelberry:
You are right, the pain is cool in a weird way..the only time ladies can't help it but want pains

yea. D kind of pain dat makes u give a special kind of moan abi? Speaking frm experience hmmm!

By d way, ur dp's luvly

KeriBaby:
Na wah o!! Why do some girls like big dicks sef... something wey go dey pain. ... the smaller the better for me

its a mixture of pain n pleasure. Dats y dem gals will b crying dat d big dyck is paining dem yet dey cant stop coming back 4 more.

Since u like micro-dyck u can ask OP for d guy's numba.

Ladies confused since 1860

Smellymouth:
Egbon, na u dey ur dp??

dp update: check it out

christinie:
Am already on it.

fcos i can see frm ur dp.

Just dnt tell me dat jeep is urs

Even gals themselves dnt know y dey moan.


So hw we guys wan take know?


Our own is just 2 hit it n gerrawt. If dem like mek dem moan.

Gals confused since 1860.

christinie:
Lol work hard.

and u too dear.

Abi gals no dey work?

christinie:
How true?

i just need one of dose cars... i already have d 6 packs

saasala:
I ever dont want to get married. Thats a decision I have long made.

ok sir.

But u wont mind making someone's daughter a baby mama ryt?

saasala:
You aint bursting any bubbles bro. I dont mind spending a little more so long I slide my rod into that wet hole. And sure, once, maximum of twice is okay for me and we pretend as if we never met. That's how I role. I dont get too attached.

with such a mindset, settling down is far frm u bro

saasala:
She is in her penultimate year in LASU, studying philosophy. I didnt ask her age, but she looks nothing less than 22. Some of her age mates are married. If you were in her shoes you would most likely collect the 3k. Her boyfriend is broke, he could only "Steal" 1k from his mum to give her. And I gave her that money feigning sheer magnanimity with no sign of ulterior motive.

sori 2 burst ur bubble bros... But u're likely 2 spend more, and she's likely 2 give d moni 2 dat "mummys boi"

gud gals dnt come by dat easy.

I hope u're d highest bidder 4 now.

Luckyk:
ironically

is dat true? @dp

Luckyk:
ironically

u let my bad camera deceive u. Too bad

Smellymouth:
Egbon, na u dey ur dp??

yes naa. Finest boi

Specialbaby:
it better to remain single than marry a liability as a husband!

dnt 4get menopause is around ur corner

Vinshu:
In order to reduce the level of poverty amongst homes, in my opinion I think a man who has not enough money to buy a house of his own not rent at least a 3 bed room flat and a car to move him and his family around should not get married.

When he gets married in his low credit, the family tends to suffer. The probability that he will get rich is actually 0.5 not up to 1 because Sundry expenses will now become expenses when married. Things he could ignore when single will now be important.

When children arrive, the probability of getting rich falls to an all time low of 0.2. Have you observed that most men have a higher credit score when single? If you have $500 at the end of every week when single if your job/income doesn't change or upgrade when you get married your $500 falls to $200 because you no longer feed yourself but feed a woman and probably a child.

When the child grows older school fees will set in. And other bad debts will be incured .

Don't get me wrong, I ain't saying he will never make it but in the mean time, why bring a child to the world to suffer? Even if it's for 6 years before you make it? Why take a woman from her father's comfy house to hardship in the name of marriage?

I advice ladies never to get married no matter how cool a guy is unless he is proven to be able to cater for your needs and that of your children financially in all ramifications both expenses and sundry expenses.

It doesn't make any sense, what you enjoy when single as a lady why stop enjoying it because your husband has no money or your money now goes to supporting him?

They say women ain't equal to men. Ok let the men be rich and rich enough to take care of their wives 101% before getting married. In fact, studies show most men marry for sex.

if guys take dis ur advice, husband scarcity will rise like d dollar.

U will den create anoda thread.."WHY DO MEN RUN FRM MARRIAGE?"

The OP is an Alpha Mumu

Luckyk:
omo see fyn fresh guy...(im crushing on the pix already)

dat guy dey learn 4 where i dey

ClassCaptain:
Great stand.

But this will only be reasonable in a situation where the man is 100 percent sure of the loyalty of the girl..or at least to the extent of not commiting the same act elsewhere.

Imagine all this self control only for u to hear later that one guy dey pipe her steady for where she stay..

.
Na sorry case be that oo

but wait oo, u actually removed her clothes till d last outfit and u no contunu ... Shey that kind thing fit happen if na omotola , geneienve or juliet ibrahim ?

Bros no lie.. The body odour and smell oozing from the engine drive u comot

u 4got 2 mention mercy johnson

but jokes apart, OP really try o.

PushPlay:
I will reply you with this Idiom.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Besides the girl is already your bae so she might feel obligated to pick your numerous call.

How the hell would she ever miss you if her phone keeps ringing every other hour?

Ruminate on that.

Like i said earlier, wen i didnt call her, she called. If she wasnt missing me she wont call.

Besides, she's gone bck 2 sch in d east. So she's absent ryt nw.

While it may b gud 2 lie low 4 a while, dnt overdo it. Constant cmmunication is key 4 a relationship 2 work.