₦airaland Forum

specco:
1984 'things' have started again in earnest. Nigerians should guard their freedom jealously lest we slip back to the dark ages when these 'boys' act with impunity during the General's first outing. This is democracy.

Exactly!

In d US where true democracy is practised, an American soldier can NEVER beat a fellow American WOMAN in public, because dey knw their rights.

Unfortunately, we dnt knw our rights here o.

morgba:
I was waiting to see the picture, it shows how Nigerians fear military men. To d extend, a passers by fear to capture all d moves

Just like our military men fear d sambisa forest abi?

I can bet anyone with my last drop of blood dat one of dose soldiers toasted d babe (she must be a very hot chic), but she no give him face dats y dey gang up and beat her lyk dat. Shame on dem. Wat did dey do wen BH captured and took over 200 girls 2 sambisa? And some yeye nairalanders r here supporting dem. Rub.bish

BTW, Real soldiers dont beat women. #FACT

portaableg:
It Will never work on me.

What if its a #1500 card?

See ur mouth like "it will never work on me"

My gf has breas.ts as big as watermelons. Putting my joystick btw dose funbags is pure bliss. #teambosomrocks

Joseph was seduced and he escaped. David saw seduction and he fell... Its easier said than done.

irunoobo:



I don't know why the igbos are hell bent on disobeying this Great king. They should remember that he who the gods want to kill will first run mad. Igbos should be grateful to the Yoruba for accomodating them and their businesses. They should not take our silence for cowardice. Be warned

Thank u... We hate you too.

Misogynist2014:
Hope you like this?

I luv it

amhackdee:
In my own personal opinion and experience, I have dated fat & slim. Hear this:
Most slim girls see relationship as a means to free themselves from Poverty I swear, they will turn you to a source of income.
Fat gurls, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, these girls can give you their eyeball, They easily fall in love if you can just be a bit caring to them, they are over caring, they will show you with all they have that they love you.
Seriously.

Seconded

Speakin frm xperience

As long as she is clean, no wahala. I dnt like dirty gals sha


BTW, is serena williams fat?

I said its 4 ladies na. Y u enter abuja bus whereas u r going 2 benin?

Cutehector:
Keep d sabbath day holy. Can't we just preeach d gospel isntead of talkn abt sex sex sex all d time

Happy Easter ooo!

rokiatu:
ok. Ex one, very good looking, arrogant with ego bigger then my azzz but dang smart and popular. Ex two player, mad swagg great sense of style sexy and absolutely neat to a fault. Ex three extremely handsome, a knock out smile, caring loving adventrious, great kisser, good in bed, romantic, unselfish, and very outgoing.

U just proved dat gals dnt know wat dey really want, like my ex

My ex was simply
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...A SHORT BUSTY GOLDDIGGER

rokiatu:
Which one? Ex one two or three abi which one?

U don spoil o

This topic concerns mostly d ladies.

Now I've read so many stories abt hw women can go gaga and wild 4 guys simply because d guy gives dem dat sensational n heavenly feeling called orgásm. But my questn is: what was d gal feeling 4 d guy b4 dat mind-blowing sexual experience? True love? Do women's 'love' 4 their men remain d same b4, during, and after sex?

Does d absence of orgàsm during sex change a gal's feeling 4 her guy?

Ladies, is orgasm a prerequisite 4 ur love 2 grow stronger 4 dat guy?

Nairaland babes over 2 u....

Guys, just view comments ok.

Nneka123:
useless op.

U get luck say u fine small, if not eh.....!

KrazyBone:
[color=#150000]You must be a dog for you to know that.

A _stupid dog.[/color]

have u checked my signature, bony?

lagmostkuit:
Smoke responsibly..

Wrong advice...its "drink" responsibly ma

KrazyBone:
[color=#150000]What does it say, you facially disenfranchised humanoid? [/color]

It simply says u will be a good food 4 dogs

mirexxx:
wow! she must be really hardworking to do all those stuff for you

Its not me ooh.

KrazyBone:
[color=#150000]This is why I call people _idiots. [/color]

Ur moniker says it all

masterchi:
no woman deserves and should never be considered a wowoh girl. Op that word is recist.

Guy, ugly gals dey o. Although some get backyard lyk dat Rokiat

lagmostkuit:
How many blunts have dey rolled 4 u 2day?

U wowoh?

alberto2k:
This Op must be High on Cow dung

Comon dude. The wowoh babes r watching o. Lets encourage dem naa. Its not easy 4 dem

Guys I know its not easy. Imagine a handsum bobo (like yours truly) dating an ugly charcoal babe. But trust me, d benefits can b rewarding. Such as:

1). She go hug u lyk trans4mer, even if u go shock her she no mind.

2). She ready 2 wash ur boxers, cook, clean, singing happily along d way.

3). Just wink at one fine yellow pawpaw chic passing by while u dey with her. Omo she fit die o.

4). Tell her u cant call. I swear she go buy u credit. Tell her u don tire, she go buy u lucozade. Lol

5). Tell her say 1 fine chic dey eye u. Omo she don fight dat babe finish.

6). Anytime u wan knack her akpako, she dey gallant 4 u.

Whereas some fine galfrnds go dey form one kind tin 4 u, doing anyhow dem like. But d ugly chics go dey loyal, humble, n corporative.

Lol

Isnt dat cool?

BTW, some wowoh babes dey carry weapons of mass destruction...

Guys dem, hw una see d matter na?

MzNelly:
We don't care.

And guess what else, she doesn't either.

Summàry;: Stop wasting your time on inconsequential nonsense.

U must have done somtin similar 2 so many guys. U gals r heartless. #SMH

Dear O.P, if u know say u no go fit break King Solomon's record in womanology with all dese grammar den mek u park well. U still dey learn. Anyway, nice write-up

[quote author=CharlesNneji1 post=32340571]*warning* Lazy readers, this might be too long for you. Don't bother reading it. But For those who will read it; i used headlines to make it easy to scan through.
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MY TWO FRIENDS

I have two friends who are almost alike. As in, they resemble themselves for many angles.

I will call them James and John (Not their real names)

Both of them are average income earners. Infact, they earn almost the same amounts. Both of them are average looking guys, both of them are about 26 years old, both of them are generous, they both live in a flat and both of them drive the same type of cars.

Here is the only difference between them…

Girls flock around James like flies. They love him, they throw themselves at him, and about a couple of girls had even fought over him in the past. Some of the girls even go as far as buying things for him and trying to tie him down by getting pregnant for him.

As in, he is a real player who effortlessly gets girls interested in him.

But John’s isn’t that lucky…

Getting a girl is a big wahala for him. And for the ones he MANAGES to get; the way they play him is very touching.

He buys them things, tells them how much he loves them, shows them that he really cares for them. And these girls hang around for a while then either dumps him, tell him they don’t love him or out rightly cheats on him.

Some hang around him for a while, allow him to spend on them and then they send him an IV to their wedding with some other dude.

So what is the difference between the two?

Why are they so alike, and yet, have different results with love?
What is James’s secret?

That is what I will show you…infact he uses ONE main trick.

THE TRICK is this: He becomes emotionally superior to the babe

BECOMING EMOTIONALLY SUPERIOR TO A BABE:

Girls love to be chased. They love to play hard to get – it’s their nature.

Sometimes their shakara is quite normal.

But some other times; they do the shakara for you because you irritate them and they don’t want you around. They do it so they can put you off.

If a girl ignores your calls,

Ignores your chats,

Doesn’t want to go out on a date with you,

Never agrees to visit you,

Cheats on you,

Acts cold on the phone with you,

Talks to you in a harsh tone when you talk to her,

Doesn’t agree to give you her number after you have asked her twice for it…

She is not playing hard to get this time, bro, she actually finds you irritating. That is the hard plain painful truth. She finds you so irritating that the only thing she wants to do is to give you those attitudes so you can just free her.

If you get this same behavior from MOST girls you approach, then you are like my friend John

But don’t worry – I am about to show you what will put a stop to it forever (Yes, I said it. forever).

So what can you do to put a stop to it?

By becoming emotionally superior to her.

How do you become emotionally superior?

Here is the trick; To get a girl interested in you you have to do the opposite of what other guys do around her.

Other Guys praise her.
Other Guys try never to offend her.
Other Guys say only nice things to her.
Guys call her to ask her why she doesn’t reply their calls.
Other guys beg her to love them…

The trick is never do any of these things other guys do but rather, do the direct opposite.

Why?

Because the old method of praising girls, telling them how you feel about them and buying things for them don’t work anymore – it might have worked when you were a teenager but guy, babes don wise up – as they grow older they become more akpo.

If the old method of always trying to impress girls work then the girls you’ve chased in the past for dey trip for you die

For instance, instead of praising a girl – tease her.

Don’t say: “You are beautiful” (It’s a dry praise she hears all the time. Infact she has heard it so much that it justs boosts her ego without making her feel anything for who said it)

Turn it around and make it more sexy by saying something more manly:

Take for instance:

On a date you can say something like: “on a scale of 1- 10. For your face, I will give you 5 points. I will need to see some qualities in you before I give you the other 5 points”

Now, if you keep face like mess and say this to a girl she will think you are an arrogant idiot. The trick is to say it playfully – smile, relax and say it.
Most times when you say this to a girl she would go like: “For your mind. What are the qualities sha?”.
And you’ve hooked her…

You could throw in more teasing to turn up the tension by saying “Quality number one: give me 6 twins at a go for 2 points”.

So why does this works so well to set you apart from other guys?

Bros abeg no vex o.... How many galfrnds do u have?

Adaobi12:
valuable commodities ain't cheap.

Jesus!! So ibo gals r commodities? I'm ashamed 4 una