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Women : the most confused set of human beings on earth.

They want a nice guy and a hard guy at d same time, a cool guy and a rugged guy at d same time. Haaabaa!!!

I guess men shud have two versions of demselves joined into one.

I cant b hot n cold at d same time naa. I cant pretend 2 impress any gal.

I'm a nice guy, born n brought up dat way. Any gal dat dnt lyk it shud go for a shower. In d words of adekunle gold: "dere is a woman 4 every man"

Rapmoney:
Have you ever dipped your fingers in a pot of Melon Soup (Egusi) without heating or getting it refrigerated? The next day, be sure that your soup will become sour!!! This is possibly what could become of your relationship and emotional feelings when 'distance' is involved, especially, when this 'distance' is not handled with enough maturity!

I personally think it is basically foolish trying to maintain distant relationships when the two persons involve do no wish to get married or are not ready to settle down as husband and wife within the shortest possible time! If your girlfriend lives in Uyo and you live in Akure, the burden and regular emotional pains that distant relationships bring could be better tamed if both of you would be tying the knot as soon as possible. On the other hand, in a situation where both of you are still confused on the future of the relationship or there are no serious plans for marriage on ground, you could both be deceiving yourselves while living in constant emotional torture!!!

'Love', no matter how fake it is, grows when the persons that are involved are physically present with each other to ignite the ingredients of romance in the relationship. When romance leaves through the door in a relationship, affection, care and attention are definitely going to leave through the windows! 'Love' would become a mirage and relationship would be recklessly abandoned and forgotten!

As partners, doing things together such as going to the cinema, shopping, strolling and holding hands in the park, watching movies together at home, cracking jokes and seeing the smiles on the faces of each other go a long way in boosting romance . On the contrary, these things are not present in distant affairs! Relationship needs physical body contact, if truth be told. That's the easiest way to reduce unnecessary tension, jealousy, accusations and counter-accusations, constant cheating and lying and all other funny things that go along with distant affairs!!!

In this world that we live in, where materialism and sex are fast becoming the foundations of most relationships, you should sincerely think about it...whether the one you romantically call 'your love' is fervently sincere with you too . I mean, phone calls and chats are just so boring and useless without physical contact!!!

I am not a misogynist and has never been but experiences and observations have clearly shown that ladies cheat more in distant relationships because they are more prone to romantic pressures from other men; some may be carried away by materialism and the pressure to have sex!!! This explains why you may be in Warri, happy that you have a loving girlfriend that lives in Lagos, not knowing that one sharp banker with slick tongue and posh car is banging her in and out! In no time, her care and attention for you would decrease; she would call and text lesser and discussions on phone would become so boring! You should know it is almost coming to an end! . If you don't have any plans of getting married soonest, don't waste your time on distant affairs! I would even suggest you use the money you spend on regular, boring and long phone calls on online betting because you cold be wasting your resources on a girl someone else is 'eating'

Distant relationship is full of pains, lies, emotional trauma, unnecessary troubles, jealousy and fear all occassioned by lack of physical presence!

#FACT#. at one point in our lives we will definitely find ourself in a "long" distance relatnship even if its just 3days of absence, due 2 business, school, family issues, etc. U cant be with ur bae all d time. So OP u will still be a victim of d situation weda u lyk it or not.some gals r so cheap dey can meet a guy 2day n give him "kpomo" 2moro, and dat same guy might just be in town for just a few days while his main chic is waiting 4 him in anoda state. so u see my guy, who wan cheat go cheat. Period!

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]I normally don't respond to idiots. . . Just so you know. [/color]

i dnt blame u... I blame ur fada who refused 2 use condom. U are a waste of human space.

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]So, what moral, spiritual or financial benefit can be gained from this story? What life lesson can or should be learned?


Arrant nonsense. [/color]

oya write ur own story lets benefit from it, or just swerve.

I once told my bae she has a rival. omo d eye she look me make man fear. d next tin i hear is: "uche u want me 2 go break somebody head abi"

men r more jealous dan women, thou women can go 2 any extreme wen jealous

CrazyQuinn:
why did you put "men" in bold? It's not as if menstruation and menopause belongs to men, I don't see your point

they dnt belong 2 men but dey affect men.

wen a woman is menstruating, a guy cant have sehx

wen a woman hits menopause, a guy cant have kids

CrazyQuinn:
Feel free to add yours....

OP u r correct. Its much easier 2 b a woman dan a man...even with MENstruation and MENopause.

Adudavidlee:
Your lips so soft and red,
the thought of kissing you is stuck in my head.
Your beauty so bright and warm,
shinning through the darkest storm.
Your eyes sparkle like stars in the night sky,
when I stare into them I feel like I am soaring high.
My love for you is pure and true,
I never stop thinking of you.
The sound of your voice saying "I love you" makes my heart pound
because I knew I'd truly found my one and only.
I promise to love you for every moment of forever
and when everything else crumbles, I will never leave u.
I am your armor to protect you from harm,
like you are to me, a lucky charm.
For you are my heart, my soul,
baby you are my whole world.

just sent dis 2 my bae...omo she wan craze

sheff wednesday home kit

southampton goalkeeper jerseys fts15

here is my collections

Mustay:
yes it does.

Did you click on the "BROWSE" button?

here's one:

ok

Cutehector can

naomiZ:
Taylor swift we are never getting back together

ur name reminds me of my former ex...

I call her my "former ex" because we r back 2geda again, unlike taylor swift.

Calebosko:
Why is it that anytime i get condom for house no girl wil come my house for porting,but as soon as i trow it away they wil start coming.oppotunity for fhucking wil open in numbers.why me

i guess u were born to do it....


R.A.W

onila:
my friend was crazily in love with her ex
sadly they broke up

recently she and her ex were chatting who are now friends
and she was gisting him abt her current bf

her ex now said u will never love a guy the way you loved me

cute x

if dat ur frnd meet me she will 4get her ex

Fine boi epp me well well during my sec sch days. Na gals dey buy fud 4 me during break. Lol


4 dose pple asking who fine boi don epp?

sinaj:
Don't love him because he has a big D

Hahahahaha. Who big D don epp?

Abeg na who girls don epp?

Angelberry:
I'm done with this thread. no be me see small dick na op

u r done with d thread or u r done wif me?

Na big one u don see eh?

Angelberry:
Lol, Thomas

thomas dey learn 4 where i dey.

Angelberry:
Sorry broda, Lai MOHAMMED owns this property..

even if na Sai BUHARI own d property e nor concern me. Still wana do d proving. Lol

Angelberry:
yes I am innocent..

i guess u r innocent until proven guilty.

And i wont mind doing d proving

Angelberry:
I am an innocent angel..I av not had any before

eyaa! Sorry 2 hear dat.

R u really innocent? Hmmmmm!

Angelberry:
Thanks..... I was told its painful and kinda heavenly.

yea. Only a big dee can give u dat feeling.

I guess u've been having d micro ones. Sowi o.

Angelberry:
You are right, the pain is cool in a weird way..the only time ladies can't help it but want pains

yea. D kind of pain dat makes u give a special kind of moan abi? Speaking frm experience hmmm!

By d way, ur dp's luvly

KeriBaby:
Na wah o!! Why do some girls like big dicks sef... something wey go dey pain. ... the smaller the better for me

its a mixture of pain n pleasure. Dats y dem gals will b crying dat d big dyck is paining dem yet dey cant stop coming back 4 more.

Since u like micro-dyck u can ask OP for d guy's numba.

Ladies confused since 1860

Smellymouth:
Egbon, na u dey ur dp??

dp update: check it out

christinie:
Am already on it.

fcos i can see frm ur dp.

Just dnt tell me dat jeep is urs

Even gals themselves dnt know y dey moan.


So hw we guys wan take know?


Our own is just 2 hit it n gerrawt. If dem like mek dem moan.

Gals confused since 1860.

christinie:
Lol work hard.

and u too dear.

Abi gals no dey work?