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Romance › Re: How Do You Spot Or Identify A Shy Guy? by Uchesis: 2:18pm On Apr 18, 2015
I'm here

#TeamShyGuys grin
Romance › Re: 10 Amazing And Weird S3x Facts by Uchesis: 2:13pm On Apr 18, 2015
Tbillz:
1. Your vagina can fall out. It can turn inside out just like a worn out sweat sock and hang between your legs as you get older.

2.In one study, having sex twice or more a week reduced the risk of fatal heart attack by half for men.

3.It’s possible to relieve depression through masturbation.

4.Most men's favorite position is Doggy Style.

5. iPhones users have more sex than Andriod users... Who has an iPhone?

6.The vagina and the eyes are the body's only self cleaning organs.

7.Over 787 million sperm may be present with one ejaculation of semen.

8.The average time that a man lasts after penetration is two minutes.

9.The clitoris and vagina lips have almost as much erectile tissue as a man’'s penis.
Lastly
10. Calabar girls have sex an average of 238 times a year – placing them at the top of Nigeria sex league.

You at liberty to add yours!
I'm suspecting dat numba 10.

I have a frnd who once dated a calabar chic dat just came 2 d area den. In a space of 4wks my guy has lost so much weight and lookd lean. Wen we askd him my frnd said "omo dat gal no dey tire o. Na everyday she dey come collect"
Romance › Re: How A Woman Sees The Man That Deflowers(disvirgined) Her by Uchesis: 1:58pm On Apr 18, 2015
Emodeee:
sheee because she be virgin dat one con mean say she get bad attitude and she no sabi cook? Abegi, na she get good attitude pass. For a girl to be a virgin in dis era, i fink she must av good attitude.
Na non virgins sabi abuse people anyhw on top small matter, calling d person old enough to be their father by their names. Virgins cn cook better. While non virgins r busy looking for d next prick to fvck, they r busy improving their cooking skills, reading stuffs abt relationships.
I didnt say "all" virgins ooh. Gosh! U must be the P.R.O of Nigerian Virgins Association.
Romance › Re: Why Your Boyfriend May Not Be In A Hurry To Become Your Husband by Uchesis: 1:53pm On Apr 18, 2015
mitchyy:
Try and understand how Nairaland works before making undue accusations. The article above was posted on a site and I simply shared on Nairaland as obviously seen at the end of the article where credit was given. How did my gender come into play here?
Ok. But next time pls do some editing 2 avoid confusions
Romance › Re: How A Woman Sees The Man That Deflowers(disvirgined) Her by Uchesis: 1:52pm On Apr 18, 2015
ikombe:
e be like say ur D*** na ogun and sango join hand do am gringringringrin
Bros even me sef dey wonder o.
Romance › Re: How A Woman Sees The Man That Deflowers(disvirgined) Her by Uchesis: 1:48pm On Apr 18, 2015
nairabetguru:
how does 1 laff in HD undecided
like dis grin
Romance › Re: What A Woman Needs by Uchesis: 1:43pm On Apr 18, 2015
Very true
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But no be 4 here (naija)
Romance › Re: Why Your Boyfriend May Not Be In A Hurry To Become Your Husband by Uchesis: 10:58am On Apr 15, 2015
U are a man? Check ur profile

#damnfakers
Romance › Re: WHICH Name Will You Or Do U Normally Call Your Partner Apart From His Real Name. by Uchesis: 10:46am On Apr 15, 2015
I call her 'Nwa'. She calls me 'Nna'
Romance › Re: WHICH Name Will You Or Do U Normally Call Your Partner Apart From His Real Name. by Uchesis: 10:45am On Apr 15, 2015
prettythicksme:
I call him maga cos he dey pay wella cheesy
grin
Romance › Re: How A Woman Sees The Man That Deflowers(disvirgined) Her by Uchesis: 10:40am On Apr 15, 2015
Emodeee:
@op, dats why it is advisable to marry a virgin. In d olden days, virginity is a pride. D gal will nt even allow u to touch her talkless of kissing her. U will wait till d wedding day b4 u do anything. She is treated like an egg. U cnnt press bobby, she cn't even gv u mouth action, do they even knw wah mouth action is, as at den? I doubt it. Dis generation is crazy abt sex.
Na nw u go hear party, 2some, one night stand, fling e.t.c. I doubt if one out of 10 female nairalanders cn be a virgin talkless of extending it to d whole world. Virgins still exist bt it's rare to find a complete virgin, if u knw wah ah mean. Most of them avoid only penetration, they've indulged in every other intimate tinz such as mouth action, kissing, smushing e.t.c.
Marryin a woman because of just her untapped pus.sy can b dangerous o. Wat if she nags/bad attitude or she evil? Bad cook, etc?
Romance › Re: How A Woman Sees The Man That Deflowers(disvirgined) Her by Uchesis: 10:32am On Apr 15, 2015
allanphash7:
Atleast i must av disvirgined about 3 to 4 ladies and am still single and seriously serching even with touch light then those babes i disvirgined are married

Is it dat dey still love me or dey can never forget me




If dey still love me i tink its high time i went back to dem o
So u want dem 2 rememba u 4 somtin dat lasted 4 just 5mins? Laffing at u in HD.
Romance › Re: How A Woman Sees The Man That Deflowers(disvirgined) Her by Uchesis: 10:27am On Apr 15, 2015
pentag0nal:
I have heard a lot that women never forget the first man to have sex with them, that no matter the man in their life presently and how much they love him, they can never forget the man that disvirgined them. Like there is just this thing that will always be there between the two of them and that a lady can never forget him.

People in the house, please is this true that no matter how a lady love you now, there is this special thing about the man that disvirgins them that they can never let go.

Mature comments please.
U can make her 4get whosoever disvirgined her.

My ex gf will NEVER 4get me. I'm sure of dat. grin
Fashion › Re: Soldiers Flog Lady For Wearing Bum-short To A Polling Unit In Lagos by Uchesis: 5:15pm On Apr 13, 2015
specco:
1984 'things' have started again in earnest. Nigerians should guard their freedom jealously lest we slip back to the dark ages when these 'boys' act with impunity during the General's first outing. This is democracy.
Exactly!

In d US where true democracy is practised, an American soldier can NEVER beat a fellow American WOMAN in public, because dey knw their rights.

Unfortunately, we dnt knw our rights here o.
Fashion › Re: Soldiers Flog Lady For Wearing Bum-short To A Polling Unit In Lagos by Uchesis: 4:55pm On Apr 13, 2015
morgba:
grin I was waiting to see the picture, it shows how Nigerians fear military men. To d extend, a passers by fear to capture all d moves
Just like our military men fear d sambisa forest abi?
Fashion › Re: Soldiers Flog Lady For Wearing Bum-short To A Polling Unit In Lagos by Uchesis: 4:40pm On Apr 13, 2015
I can bet anyone with my last drop of blood dat one of dose soldiers toasted d babe (she must be a very hot chic), but she no give him face dats y dey gang up and beat her lyk dat. Shame on dem. Wat did dey do wen BH captured and took over 200 girls 2 sambisa? And some yeye nairalanders r here supporting dem. Rub.bish

BTW, Real soldiers dont beat women. #FACT
Romance › Re: How To Make A Girl Call You by Uchesis: 4:15pm On Apr 13, 2015
portaableg:
It Will never work on me.
What if its a #1500 card?

See ur mouth like "it will never work on me"
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Like Bosoms Like Crazy? by Uchesis: 3:30pm On Apr 13, 2015
My gf has breas.ts as big as watermelons. Putting my joystick btw dose funbags is pure bliss. #teambosomrocks
Romance › Re: The Untold Truths About Sexual Purity by Uchesis: 1:55pm On Apr 13, 2015
Joseph was seduced and he escaped. David saw seduction and he fell... Its easier said than done.
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Fashola And Tinubu Staring At The Oba Of Lagos by Uchesis: 5:55pm On Apr 07, 2015
irunoobo:
undecided


I don't know why the igbos are hell bent on disobeying this Great king. They should remember that he who the gods want to kill will first run mad. Igbos should be grateful to the Yoruba for accomodating them and their businesses. They should not take our silence for cowardice. Be warned angry
Thank u... We hate you too.
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by Uchesis: 8:36am On Apr 06, 2015
Misogynist2014:
Hope you like this? undecided
I luv it grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by Uchesis: 8:21am On Apr 06, 2015
amhackdee:
In my own personal opinion and experience, I have dated fat & slim. Hear this:
Most slim girls see relationship as a means to free themselves from Poverty grin I swear, they will turn you to a source of income.
Fat gurls, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, these girls can give you their eyeball, They easily fall in love if you can just be a bit caring to them, they are over caring, they will show you with all they have that they love you.
Seriously.
Seconded

Speakin frm xperience
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by Uchesis: 8:19am On Apr 06, 2015
As long as she is clean, no wahala. I dnt like dirty gals sha


BTW, is serena williams fat?
Romance › Re: Love And Orgásm by Uchesis(op): 12:56pm On Apr 05, 2015
I said its 4 ladies na. Y u enter abuja bus whereas u r going 2 benin?
Romance › Re: Love And Orgásm by Uchesis(op): 12:53pm On Apr 05, 2015
Cutehector:
Keep d sabbath day holy. Can't we just preeach d gospel isntead of talkn abt sex sex sex all d time
grin Happy Easter ooo!
Romance › Re: Describe Your EX by Uchesis: 12:51pm On Apr 05, 2015
rokiatu:
ok. Ex one, very good looking, arrogant with ego bigger then my azzz but dang smart and popular. Ex two player, mad swagg great sense of style sexy and absolutely neat to a fault. Ex three extremely handsome, a knock out smile, caring loving adventrious, great kisser, good in bed, romantic, unselfish, and very outgoing.
U just proved dat gals dnt know wat dey really want, like my ex
Romance › Re: Describe Your EX by Uchesis: 12:47pm On Apr 05, 2015
My ex was simply
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...A SHORT BUSTY GOLDDIGGER
Romance › Re: Describe Your EX by Uchesis: 12:44pm On Apr 05, 2015
rokiatu:
Which one? Ex one two or three abi which one? grin
U don spoil o
Romance › Love And Orgásm by Uchesis(op): 12:39pm On Apr 05, 2015
This topic concerns mostly d ladies.

Now I've read so many stories abt hw women can go gaga and wild 4 guys simply because d guy gives dem dat sensational n heavenly feeling called orgásm. But my questn is: what was d gal feeling 4 d guy b4 dat mind-blowing sexual experience? True love? Do women's 'love' 4 their men remain d same b4, during, and after sex?

Does d absence of orgàsm during sex change a gal's feeling 4 her guy?

Ladies, is orgasm a prerequisite 4 ur love 2 grow stronger 4 dat guy?

Nairaland babes over 2 u....

Guys, just view comments ok.
Romance › Re: Dating A Wowoh Gal: The Benefits by Uchesis(op): 7:14am On Apr 05, 2015
Nneka123:
useless op.
U get luck say u fine small, if not eh.....! grin

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