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Just dropped by 2 say "hi" 2 evry1. Cant wait 2 have our new otondos in town ooh,..

nkirupass: I got this from NACC obudu on facebook. I'll be going back on monday to avoid error.

Nacc Obudu
NACC!! DZ Z FOR D SERVING CORPA.. DIA'L BE A HEAD COUNT IN CROS RIVER STARTING FROM MONDAY NXT WEEK. D TRUTH Z DAT WE DNT KNOW WHEN Z IT'L IN OBUDU. BEWARE N GUD LUCK...RMAIN BLESED

You do well.
I saw u at d secretariat dat wednsday. Hope u wrote ur name in abuja buk later dat day o.

nitane25: BT IF URE ON UR OWN NKO?HP THEY DNT MK IT A NECESSITY. DAT ONE NA WAKA ABOUT BIZNESS ABI?CS I B INDOOR GAL

Indoor gal?
Hmmmmmmmmmm!

nitane25: WOW I KNW AFUZE. BT WHICH 1 B FREE TOTOS? HW MANY WIE U IN A ROOM &R VISITORS ALLOWED FOR LIKE A WEEK?

Free totos dey 4 my ppa area too (4 corpers o)..
Dat doesnt mean i'm into dat kind stuff o.

nkirupass: we met at nacc house. i was the lady putting on specs

Okaaaaaaaay! Funny enuf i didnt knw. Watsup na? Have u traveled yet?

I just dey flex 4 house now because i knw say wen i go back 2 obanliku in 2wks time, na war i dey go fight o.

9 platoon is d best platoon. 13A Obubra camp, c/river state

Billyonaire: A recent survey done by me, indicates that most of the illiterates on Nairaland are products of NECO. When WAEC was the only examination council, great graduates with lexical prowess were offspring of the laudable WAEC. With NECO came 'sorting' and over-bloated admission statistics!

These days, everyone wants to 'pass through' university, and needless to say, the university will pass through them. In the end, these half-educated nematodes flood Nairaland, blaming GEJ for joblessness, joblessness not because there are no jobs, but because they are not qualified for such jobs. These days, Banks are forced to hire 'English & Literary Studies' graduates to work as accountants, because no one was patient enough to re-write WAEC, cos a cheaper alternative called NECO is round. GEJ has come to set things right. He, indeed is our ONLY political Messiah! Glory to Nigeria!!, Glory to GEJ!!!.....[size=15pt]FRESH AIR!!!![/size]

You must be d citadel of foolishness. It is pple lyk u dat retard our economy because u despise indigenous products. How many west african countries are stil conducting waec? NECO belongs 2 nigerians, just like our tertiary institutions. If u couldnt pass NECO during ur time, den dont wash ur dirty linens by posting rubbish here. So stop being a dumb_ass just lyk ur uncle GEJ.

Aaronrod: Of all, The scrapping of NECO is a huge shock. Their should be alternative for WAEC.

Exactly my point.
WAEC shud not be d only means of obtaining O'level results. For example, i have a frnd in 2006 who couldnt pass WAEC but his NECO was gud enough 4 admission. Now 2day he is a B.sc holder, all thanks 2 NECO. So hw can u say dat his degree is invalid?

It dosen't make sense. NECO holders cant be asked 2 go back and write WAEC. Its rubbish

nkirupass: I was posted to government secondary school kukare, bassang east, obanliku LGA. the place is very remote. no light. no network. there is accomodation, there is tap water. transport is by bike only. no tarred roads. transport to town which is obudu is #300

Waoooow!
I was posted 2 Cornerstone sec sch, Obanliku.
Were u @ first bank in Obudu 2 open ur account?
I'm sure i must have walked past u several times during our camping without knowing it. Ain't it funny?

lil jboy: Mama-gee grap a pic of ronaldo, finger yourself until you fall asleep. Leave this thread idd

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tonididdy: i dont have your time.its obvious you prefer to tickle your G-SPORT,than to put away your viberator so you can talk sense.
When u reach your climaxx,freshen up,then come back to rephrase those things u wrote above.

Hahahahahahahahaha
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Debroslink:
ALL OF A SUDDEN, WE HV PSG FANS IN NAIRALAND... SMH 4 EPL FANS. GO 2 UR MUMU EUROPA LEAGUE JARE.

PSG no get fans 4 naija. D same pple dat r supporting PSG now also supported AcMilan few weeks ago. They r known as "BAD BELLE" or "HATERS" of gud futbol. Lol

Evestar200: na only ronaldo she knw cuz ronaldo sexy pas all fifalonia players na

Ronaldo and Beckham; who is sexier?

Mcleo007: You'll be disappointed my dear. 2 vital away goals no be beans. Barca will simply play it cool and dump them out. Was expecting you to scream Uefalona, but then, I believe you and others like you will turn a blind eye to the offside goal.

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[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]PSG equalizes!!!

I'm now 100% certain that PSG will oust barcelona, they'll pull a chelsea and eliminate barcelona in the quarterfinals.[/color][/quote]Yeah! Just lyk AC Milan did few weeks ago. Keep dreaming girl

promzy555: , dont mind me, I was ova happy dat u guys ar out of camp.signs to show dat July is close,.
Tuale! to u guys

Yea. Just pray dat u r not posted 2 Obubra camp, or else u wil b sitting on a strong tin. Lol

eksbabe: Yaaay, where were u all tru d 3 weeks na. M soo sure we wudha seen bet dint jes know since we hadn't met each oda. Nywyz wia is ur PPA? Mine is in Calabar. Dis is my no 08066108224.

I was in 9 platoon. I tried 2 locate u but it wasnt possible.
I'm now in obanliku 4 my ppa. I wil b in lag by 2moro. Here is mine; 08064986088.

Calabar is far from here ooh...

Corpers weeee!!!
Well, I've bin posted 2 Cornerstone Sec Sch, Obanliku LGA. O boy! okada men don finish our allowee 4 here o. I'm logging at catholic corpers house 4 now but i hope 2 get accomodatn in town near my skul wen i resume duty on 15th april. Through wit all documentations and ready 2 enta lagos dis wkend. Na God oh...

promzy555: Congratulations to all prospective 13A corpers, as u abt to travel to u ppa, God almighty will grant everyone of u journey mercy, I JESUS name, AMEN!

Courtesy**
Prospective 2013 B corpers.....

Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Look at dis guy ooh...
How dare u call us "PROSPECTIVE" 13A corpers after we've left orientation camp?
Otondo!

O boy! These pple 4 obubra camp no wan2 pay us alawee o, so dat i go enta mammy chop beta fud b4 i comot 4 here. I have so many galfrnds, but i neva straff any1 yet ooh, mayb i wil carry it over 2 ppa. Lol

Are we good 2 go?

Good 2 go!
Good 2 go!!
Good 2 go!!!

Corpers weeeeeee oooh!

Hmmmmm! Na 6 days remain and I neva stil c my Eksbabe 4 camp o. Abeg anybody get ha number 4 here? I wan2 share my alawee with ha...

Finally, we have bin paid our bicycle/transport alawee dis morning. Make i go trim my khaki 2 slim size nw. D lectures are boring as usual.

Anyway, I went 2 town yestaday 2 withdraw some cash. O boy, u nid 2 c d way town pple dey respect we corpers. At a point me and my frnd started controlling d queue at d atm joint and helping d novices/elderly 2 operate d machine, until a soldier frm camp com fall our hand 4 dere. Hahahahahaha

Uchesis reporting live frm obubra camp, c/river.

ignis: My number is 0231, what about you?

Nine Platoon!

Praaaaaaaaaaaide.....

Turning 2 d right by numba....

Swooooooooord one!
One...

Swooooooooord two!
Two

Good otondos

mencade5: Eksbabe, my sweet baby on my mind right now. Miss u.

Guy na wah 4 u oh! Leave d babe alone, she's in my camp.

Eksbabe where u @?

Neroski: Live @ Sagamu camp,Brig. Gen Okore-Affia himself is addressin us here...

If 2 say d guy com c/river dat day, corpers 4 gather am beat oh. Boys r not smiling over here...

eksbabe: Sup Ignis n my fellow CR peeps, m on my way dere now bt dis driver is serzly slowing things. Nywyz m wishing evry1 a safe trip 2 deir various S.O.P.

Eksbabe which platoon u dey? And wats ur code numba?

Corpers Weeeeeeee!

I knw u all r angry wit me 4 not reporting abt c/river camp. I knw u guys tink i've 4gotten NL since i enta camp. Abeg make una no vex o. Obubra camp no get nepa lite (na inside bush we dey live o), and no netwrk coverage 4 here except airtel (and i use mtn). We dey only c lite btw 7pm-10pm evryday. D police, soldiers and man-o-war here r friendly. D food is small but improving by d day. D toilet and bathrum no just try. I'm a member of 9 platoon. Fyn babes plenty 4 camp o, and i've made a couple of frnds. Straffing neva start 4 nw sha. We march out 2 meditation ground by 5am, and lights out is by 10.30pm. Camp life is stressful, but fun.

My major problm here is dat dere is no atm in camp, except u go 2 town (wit permission frm our camp commandant or d director). Bsides, dem neva pay us our bicycle n transport alawee up till nw. I'm so broke nw, but God dey.

Once again, i apologize 2 all 13A corp members in NL. I missed u all. I promise 2 always try and kip in touch wit d thread, thou my schedule is very tight.

By d way, i neva still c eksbabe 4 camp oooh.

Dis is Corper Uchesis reporting live frm inside a benin-onitsha bus. By God's favour i wil b in Obubra camp b4 12pm. Journey mercies 2 all fresh otondos.

Ajuwayaaaaaaaaah...

nitane25: if i comot 9am frm lag to ed0 ,wen will i reach

Between 1pm and 2pm.
Safe journey...

nitane25: YOkiti,dmalam,mencade lov mi makin my head swell

If u add uchesis 2 d list, mayb ur head go come down.

yokiti: @ Ogbeche77, words alone cannot appreciate your inputs in making this NYSC 2013 Batch A house a United, peaceful, Informative, socially balanced. May God almighty reward you abundantly. A river that forget its source will only last for a while. I belong here and will definitely work for the progree of this house. Once again, thanks and God bless you real good. Special regards to Crazyman and our "honourary prospective 2013 corper"; Moderator Odunnu.
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@ My portuguese Amingo (Ehizario; nunca te dire adios ), My OWN brother across the Niger; Outrage (I salute your person ), Martowskin ( an influencial member among our over 200 pages advocates), My LASU Peeps; (outspoken barrister Nikky_Fuja, charming Nitane25, Nicefeeling, Zenzen, Bigdreams, adorable Shugamania, MercyGrace, Jahdehsorla, Neejay1986, Kosebinu Texasbullet, Juwonsmile and others who are too numerous to mention; may we have a safe and merciful trip to our various destination both far and near; am humbled by your great association).
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It will be a great injustice on my side without acknowledging these people; you have been wonderful in this House. My runaway Friends like Ik121, Jonath0012, Firstlady Ellylace, my own brother; Angelajuni, Solomito, Emmysteve and other Emmanuels', my cheerleader Sandylurv, my Calabar ogas; Moneybag, rexibity and Uniquexty, Uchesis, Manny4u, Braine, Big P na Boss (pardon my mispelling) Topemirates; we are all destined for uncommon greatness.
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I cannot fail to recognise the numerous contributions of Seyixyz, Mencade( and all His IDs), Dmalam, Idreeze (has your fear been confirmed?) Fourcade, the enzymes bond ably led by Lexy, the granites family( Ignis, Ehizario features here too, Granite et. al.) the beautiful to behold ladies önyii. P, vivichocs, Nicklutz, autumn Flower(where is spring and winter?) Tynupsi, Nerowski , Justine4u and other bevy of adorable ladies; you all have been a worthy housemate.
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Finally, my Niger folks; Oc cool, Fatiiyo, Juwonsmiles, Colonel and everyone on the Niger ship sailing to see "Odo Oya" may we be highly favoured.
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We are obeying the clarion call so as not to allow the labour of our Heroes past to be in vain; God the creator of heaven and Earth and they that dwelleth therein will abide with everyone of us mightly, He shall cause His face to shine upon us and give us peace and on all victory on all side of life, He will hide us under his shadow and be with us at all time to protect, promote and provide for us. Those we are leaving behind at home will also be in good health and prosperity; evil messages will not be pass across in Jesus name.
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Please let us be a good ambassador of OURSELVES, families and various institutions not neglecting the importance of respects for our host communities and what they stands for (exemption of Bokoharam, Kidnapping, rituals, political thuggery and militancy). May this service to fatherland open our ways to greater opportunities.
AJUWAYA to all the OTONDOs!!!!

Hahahahahahahaha...
Nicklutz is not a lady oh. Anyway, nice one. I wish u d same broda.