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Family / Re: I Need Help, My Life's Getting Messed Up. by udoka55555: 5:59pm On Oct 04

Trust no man/woman......

Especially your paternal uncle's...,

They are deadlier than viper and 80% of them have evil intentions....

If you are lucky to be among those who have lovely paternal uncle's, cherish them......

My advice to you.....

If your mom is from yanky, Cameron, Ghana or Kenya, Biko Wa


Politics / Re: Pandora Papers: Global Investigation Exposes Secrets Of Some Of Nigeria’s Elite by udoka55555: 9:10pm On Oct 03
Celebrities / Re: BB Naija: Stop Calling Me Tega’s Husband by udoka55555: 10:47pm On Sep 29
Call him by his real name...

Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Champions League Record In Villarreal Win (Pix) by udoka55555: 10:44pm On Sep 29
GOAT on FIRE...... �

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Romance / Re: Lady Narrates How She Broke Up With Boyfriend For Sending 125k To Make Her Hair by udoka55555: 6:43pm On Sep 29
Is this news?
Business / Re: What Was Your Initial Seed Capital? by udoka55555: 3:14pm On Sep 28
Nice trend
Politics / Re: Ngige: Lack Of Decent Paying Jobs Huge Incubators Of Insecurity In Nigeria by udoka55555: 4:42am On Sep 28
I didn't bother to read

I know him...I know them ..

They don't have solutions to the problems they identify...

Bécause the politicians are the problem...

They will appear to be fighting each other....

But they are more united than the Masses.


Crime / Re: Why I Poisoned My Ex, His Fiancee N Their Family Dog Before Wedding - Girlfriend by udoka55555: 5:25pm On Sep 27

Part of the challenges one has to pass through while preparing for wedding...

After fixing date.....it will be as if you opened gate for every problem.

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Fans Mob Aubameyang Lamboghini After Tottenham Win (Photos, Video) by udoka55555: 8:00am On Sep 27

I was just looking at how the car was radiating beautiful colors


Politics / Re: Terrorists Attack Military Base In Sokoto, Kill 15 Personnel by udoka55555: 7:58am On Sep 27
Family / Re: My Brother-In-Law Caught His Wife Cheating! by udoka55555: 6:55am On Sep 27

How could you forget “Bestie”

The most used and abused title.

Second Daddy
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Can’t Overrule VAT Collection By States’ by udoka55555: 12:15pm On Sep 26
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Denies Dating Mompha by udoka55555: 5:36pm On Sep 25
Na person wey get time for this he/she dey give am joy.

But na you still carry his/her matter for head....
I don't understand you again....

You like likes pass food.
Phones / Re: Suggest A Phone Of 55k To 65k For Me by udoka55555: 2:06pm On Sep 18
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 16 2021 In Nigeria by udoka55555: 8:48am On Sep 17
There is more speculations about this illness than fact....

Many are suffering from it in silence, they won't come out to speak until they survive it.....

So you only hear of testimonies, but won't see them sick....

Today I went to take my vaccine thinking nobody else wants it,...

Lo and behold.... I am number 107....and there are still many people behind me...

Vaccination ends next week, then second dose starts....

Don't say you were not informed.

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Family / Re: Which Should We Celebrate More: Weddings Vs Marriage Anniversary ? by udoka55555: 8:50am On Sep 16


Celebrities / Re: Osas Ighodaro, TY Bello, Alex Ekubo Joins Infinix To Launch Infinix Zero X Today by udoka55555: 7:07pm On Sep 15

Phone this, phone that....

When country man dey find money to buy foodstuffs.....

If the phone is not generating money for me....I ain't buying it ...

I go use the money buy suya for "UNIVERSITY OF SUYA"...IKEJA.


Business / Re: GTB Imposes Mandatory Vaccinatn For Staffers, Threatens To Slash Salaries By 50% by udoka55555: 6:35pm On Sep 13
Very true
Car Talk / Re: What Is The Highest Car Odometer Reading You Have Seen? by udoka55555: 12:44pm On Sep 12
Does odometer calculate the odour of the car?

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Car Talk / Re: Suggest An SUV Of 2m To Buy For My Wife by udoka55555: 10:21am On Sep 12

Very difficult when you say no Honda and Toyota

Try Nissan xterra

That one is 850k....

But you will use 2m to fix it

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle United - (4 - 1) On September 11 2021 by udoka55555: 4:16pm On Sep 11
Op update this page now...

Crime / Re: Identity Of Corpse Abandoned At Edo Hospital Revealed, Police Arrest Suspect by udoka55555: 5:38am On Sep 11
In Nigeria, it doesn't matter if you reported yourself to the police or not....

Them go still frustrate you...



Crime / Re: Gunmen Shoot Secondary School Student, Abduct His 17-year-old Sister In Nasarawa by udoka55555: 8:00pm On Sep 09
Frontpage worthy
Career / Re: The Nairalife Of A Family Man Who’s Content At ₦1.3m/month by udoka55555: 5:57pm On Sep 08
30 million to build house, wow... well it depend the kind of house, me am budgeting 3 million! both land and completion of house

Nah to just put zinc ontop the fence and pack-in....

Or build one room with pit toilet by the side.
Romance / Re: She Called Off Our Relationship Few Months To Our Wedding by udoka55555: 7:53pm On Sep 05
So I met this lady in 2019 through a mutual friend, after few weeks of getting to meet her we started dating. She is 29 and I’m 31. She’s based in Benin where she works and I am in Lagos.

The agreement was that after our wedding she will join me in Lagos which she agreed. Our relationship has been going on smoothly which made me do the introduction January this year and I’ve told her the wedding will be by January next year, which she knows I am making adequate preparation to that effect. I even had to get involved in a monthly contribution of 30k which is done in her workplace, I told her she should collect 2 slots so we can save enough for the wedding. She has never made any financial request that i did not grant.

Just two months ago she started acting all weird, I have asked her what the problem was and she would say nothing. She stopped picking my calls and told her parents I offended her, I called her to know what my offense was and she said I should forget. God knows I have never deliberately done anything to upset her. Just yesterday morning she called to tell me she is done with the relationship which left me so confused and devastated. I have already paid for cow and all the wines we will use for the wedding and now she has called it off.

Please nairalanders what could possibly be my offense? I have thoroughly searched my heart and I can’t seem to remember when I offended her.

You didn't play your game well....

You made the wrong move by not following your instincts....

Hope you will get your 360k back....

And the cow....resale it.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Thanks Cavani For Giving Him His Man Utd No 7 Shirt by udoka55555: 11:43pm On Sep 02
Sometimes I wonder how people thinks,

Someone hàve achieved international recognitions but a chimp here in nairaland that is not even recognized in his family will come here to castigate him...

Why the abuse, why the hate?

With all the records he has, you can't still appreciate him when yóu haven't achieved anything in your entire life aside being first or second to comment on nairaland...

When you acknowledge those who have achieved success, you attract success..... being bitter won't help your life....

The level Messi and Ronaldo are in football and the heights and records they have achieved, I don't think any sensible individual will have nothing but deep respect and admiration for them....

It pains me whenever I see riffraff talk bad about them. I don't think you have the right to..

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Religion / Re: Do You Still Honour Church Invitation To Other Denominations? by udoka55555: 10:53am On Aug 29
I stopped that the very say I was invited by a guy from this particular church that pams/fries their hair.

Imagine forcefully forcing me to speak in tongue and when I didn't, they started praying and pushing my head forcefully to fall down as if I am a demon but, las las, my God come shame them because I ROOTED MY TENTACLES FOR GROUND LIKE MAD.


I know the church...they did the same thing to me.... exactly like you described it.

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Politics / Re: Crossdresser Arrested In Kogi State, Paraded (Pictures) by udoka55555: 12:17pm On Aug 26

It was literally the "we need to help them" part that got me all riled up. I don't know if you are an ally to the queer community or just the normal "on the fencer" but that statement implies the age old stereotype that we need proper psychiatric care, you may mean well but words have context and might hurt especially when you mean well but self education is key

Hormonal imbalance can be corrected with some drugs...if the government can provide the drugs for this people to suppress some of this hormones, they can then choose to be either male or female..

This shit can cause some women not to be seeing their period thereby having infertility...

And it's being corrected with drugs...

That's help.
Crime / Re: Insecurity: Villagers Stockpile Arms For Self-Defence by udoka55555: 7:24am On Aug 26
I pity the fulanis......

Once Buhari is gone....

They are gone.


Politics / Re: Crossdresser Arrested In Kogi State, Paraded (Pictures) by udoka55555: 7:21am On Aug 26

We literally don't need your help, just your tolerance because no matter how hard we try, you will never accept us

When I say they have the right to live, what does it mean?


Politics / Re: Crossdresser Arrested In Kogi State, Paraded (Pictures) by udoka55555: 7:20am On Aug 26

We literally don't need your help, just your tolerance because no matter how hard we try, you will never accept us

Seems you didn't comprehend...... What I wrote

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Politics / Re: Crossdresser Arrested In Kogi State, Paraded (Pictures) by udoka55555: 10:01pm On Aug 25
This video makes me sad

I believe she didn't force this on himself....

Sometimes this chromosomes can mess someone up .....but we have to fight it so as to remain healthy individuals.....

Let's look for a way to help this individuals with mixed chromosomes.......

They have the right to live.

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