₦airaland Forum

jieta:
good story, but you did not mention where you sleep.

it doesn't matter where he sleeps as long as it's safe,he should.keep hustling and make sure you hide your money well,so that Lagos doesn't happen to you.keep the hustle on.

The country is beautiful and Thier women are as beautiful,once had a Moroccan girlfriend in Lagos,and we used to Bleep like crazy,she really wanted to marry a Nigerian because she is not the typical Muslim girl that like to cover everywhere up.

Idonweak:
Untill, erectile dysfunction carry you handicap. Na den you go know say alot of things can stop you.

God can stop you,all he has to do is make you impotent,I mean the type that will see pussy and will refuse to stand no matter how you rub am.

Kreddy:
So you lick vagina too?? Hope you're not rest religious, which what mouth would you be used to call God??

God please forgive these men

sucking a clean pussy is my favourite pastime.

dazzlingd:
The number of foolish people in Nigeria
I'm not talking about supporters of obi, I'm talking about those ones that attend the so called experience like a ritual.
Ask hem why they attend experience or what they gain from it, nothing tangible

when it comes to religion,we are no1.but when it comes to development we are last.sign of a failed and desperate society.

Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
I used to think that people who commit suicide are cowards but hell no they are the real niggarz with mind

They have decided to say enough is enough in this gadamnnn life....they are the one with balls to end this whole fuckkking experiment and zombiediot programming called life

Now this is it this whole fucckkking life got no meaning but we humans are not intelligent to realise it

We have been programmed to do one same old shit repeatedly like zombies...living life is one hell of a pain in the ass...we have to eat, breakfast, lunch dinner...go to school or learn work, pay bills..struggle to be an adult....every day the huzzle never ends...little time we are required to get married and start a family same old shit our fathers just finished doing...now they are six feet under...after that our children will repeat same

What da fuckkk is wrong with us .....can't we see life got no meaning

so we should all end it?well as for me am not ready to end it,at least if there is nothing else to enjoy in this life I will keep enjoying them pussies.

aylive02:




No place is safe. The media cannot cover everything that is happening. How do you trust a place you have thousands of agberos to be safe?

Lagos is relatively safer than other states.

Dreadlock69:
Find one olosho dey Bleep only am if she be your spec and she dey friendly , try dey give am extra money ee dey help too , no go Bleep anoda if she dey around ooo, if she know dey around Bleep anoda wey be your spec and dey friendly

Masturbation no good try recording yourself when masturbating and watch am see how you be like goat

some prostitutes are nice,just find one or two and stick to them,

Softmirror:
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE! IT'S AN INVOLUNTARY ACTION.

I REPEAT,NOT EVERY WOMAN LOVES TO BE SUCKED.am talking as an experienced sucker.

phemmyfour:
Confidence is all you need. Stop patronizing hook up girls, they LL lower your self esteem. A military personnel is expected to display some level of self confidence

a whole lot of men are not confident about the size of Thier dick,they feel is not big enough.and a whole lot of women don't give a damn about the size as long as your sex game is top notch.

Softmirror:
WOMEN FAKE D!CK ACTION ALOT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T REALLY GET THEM OVER THE EDGE, BUT NOT MOUTH ACTION . THAT ONE MAKES THEIR HEAD SPIN, SENDS TO THE ELEVENTH HEAVENS, WITH HER TOES CURLING, HER BODY SHAKING LIKE CONVULSION, SHE NOT ONLY MOANS, BUT BABBLES, CLINCHING THE BED SHEETS OR THE FRAMES OF THE BED, RAISING HER THIGHS AND HIPS UP. WITH JUICE GUSHING OUT OF HER PVCCY.

WITH HER CLIT IN YOUR MOUTH SUCKING IT AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. BE REST ASSURED!

NOT FOR EVERY WOMAN.

olisaEze:
This is in Umuchukwu, Orumba South Local Government Area in Anambra State. A dot in the map with a population roughly estimated at 3000 people. The 15 storey skyscraper was built by Dr. Maduka an indigene of the village. The mudfish believes the world begins & ends in his pond because that’s all he has ever known!

15storeys is not a skyscraper.and besides the tallest building in the whole of South East and South South is in Akwa Ibom

Nnannapat:
It is very pathetic, even common checking it up on the Internet will cure their curiosity.
The fact is that some of these guys believed that South East is not developed.

South East is full of mediocrity and individualism.

ednut1:
I served in the south east, have visited like 1 other state there passing their rural areas. With the kind of fine buildings they have in those places yoruba no suppose talk this kind thing. Ps i’m yoruba

Thier buildings no pass 5 or 7floors,so they are still backward

CaptainAyub:
Them no de travel naa

only that one wey day doctor build wey no even reach 15floors.

SpecialAdviser:
Why is the son not playing for Liberia?
I'm disappointed. More so why would a president celebrate such an unpatriotic act?

How will he convince others to shun other countries for the love of Liberia?

the son is also an American as he is Liberian,so the father has to respect his decision.

hopexter:
Even if he’s crippled, we’ll vote for him. It’s not his legs Nigeria needs, it’s his brains and foresight for development.

physical health and mental health are inextricably linked.you lose one and the other starts deteriorating.

ChildOfDoom:
So I lost the 20k I won the other time on bet9ja virtual, plus another 30k extra. I felt downcast. I was at the shop from 9am to 9pm. I sneaked out of the office, under the pretence of going to look for clients.

On my way home, I felt miserable. So I crossed over to the olo*sho quarters in my area. Before now, I was scared to visit the place. But I needed to clear my head.

So I went straight there. Saw a slim short girl. My ideal girl I can manipulate. She charged me 1k for one round. Immediately we entered the room, my stick got hard.

I quickly undressed, while she lied down and gave me a condom. As I thrust, it felt tight as I pushed in. She moaned while I dug in without caution, as I was already frustrated

I thought I would cum early, but lo and behold, I wasn't getting to climax. I ended up doing four different rounds. Doggy, she climb, leg up and missionary. 4k total. Due to the different style and she allowing me to press breast and ass. She noticed I was a corporate guy and took my details. I just had to fantasise about blue film, and the sensation was stronger till I came

The summary of it all is that, starting from today, no more soapy. I will reserve 1k daily or thrice a week for olosho. I will try different girls there, and focus mainly on cowgirl that made me cum. It's really cheap, without worries of how to woo a girl or spending much on a girlfriend

wait until you jam the one way go make you regret the day dem born you.

Your own small,I got admitted at a hospital some years back,due to an internal injury I sustained during a football match,one morning I got to the toilet and to my shock I saw a full grown baby that had just been aborted in a basin on the floor of,the toilet I just run back inside and I just rushed out,and too think that the girl that aborted the baby nearly lost her life in the process, because Iater saw her she was being supported by nurses to walk and she looked so white like there was no single blood in her body.

blingxx:
Arrest him for chocolate bars he stole 40yrs ago he will buy the entire store and the investors join am

he committed a crime it doesn't matter how long ago,he should be jailed.when did bill Cosby commi his own crime and when was he jailed?

tayo60:
What do you expect from a pussy being bleeped by many dicks? That's what make her kpekus smells.

sometimes it's not the fact that they are not hygienic,but due to the different kinds of chemical that they use in washing that place,it looses it natural balance and start oozing,the funny thing is that the more it smells the more chemical they apply to kill the odour and the worse it gets.i had a very pretty and neat girlfriend that uses to apply all sorts to her pussy including deodorant,but it kept smelling like lawma truck, until I forced her to stop using all the stuff she was using and wash her pussy normally with just antiseptic soap,after a while the odour disappeared and she smelt good and natural.

HarlequinLekex:
His father is not a millionaire, if he is, he should be able to buy a phone of N50k for his son considering this present tech in education. But that is not a reason to kill himself.

if he had any brains he would have bought any kind of phone he wanted without the help of his father,or are you telling me that since he started dating his treacherous girlfriend he has not spent up to 50k on her.you can't blame your parents for your stupid decisions,you lavish the little money you get on a woman when smarter students are doubling thier efforts at making money in school both offline and online.and you turn around to blame your parents.

Cameroon is always disgracing Africa at the world cup it's either they go there to fight themselves or they get beaten like small children, remember the six goals they conceeded against Russia at US 94.

bokondogi:
Hello Nairalanders, I will appreciate your comments and advice on this post

I have been married with 2 grown up kids for more than 2 and half decades, 2 months ago my wife got in contact with one of her secondary school classmate, someone she has lost contact with since they left school 3 decades ago.

So they started calling each other, though my wife told me about him and sometimes they talked on phone in my presence but later my wife will go to her room to talk with the guy, most times in the night.

This calls always excite my wife that I could hear her laughing and I begin to get jealous and I decided to get to know what they usually talk about.

They later moved to chatting on WhatsApp and will be doing call at night. I noticed my wife started making sure her phone isn't within my reach, making sure she didn't leave her phone carelessly. We both know each others phone password, One day I get access to her phone and I open her whatsapp. I noticed that my wife is flirting with the guy, the guy wil be refering to my wife as his wife but my wife usually won't respond to this,
They were exchanging pictures, and admiring each others pictures.

The guy was proffesing love to my wife but wiffy won't reciprocate to this advances.
Once a while I use to check wiffy's phone for any new development, and I find out wiffy use to send both money and airtime for data to the guy (my wife is into a lucrative business and money isn't her problem).

So one day a friend of mine send me a short porn video which I showed to my wife, she requested me to forward it to her, (I was surprised by this her request because she usually frown at porn), I sent it to her on her Facebook messenger instantly, but I was suspicious of what she wanted to do with the porn video. 2 days later she called me that she wanted to send the video to a female friend of her on WhatsApp but she didn't know how to forward the video from messenger platform to whatsapp.

I now forwarded the porn video to her on WhatsApp because I was curious what she wanted to do with the porn video, lol and behold my wife forwarded the video to this guy with a vulgar comment. I can't imagine my wife using the word 'toto', I have never heard this word from her
I now find out that this guy has earlier sent to my wife a porn video which she later deleted. I was shocked by these discoveries. My wife that frowns at obscene words is now using one in a chat with a man and even exchanging porn with him.

Even some gift items I kept in the house, I discovered my wife gifted them to this guy.
After these discoveries, I confront my wife with the evidence but she find it hard to deny and she said that she didn't know what she was doing with the guy was wrong that she didn't know the implications,
She told me she did not have any sexual contact with the guy and she swear about this, but I find it hard to believe, though I didn't find any evidence of this in their chats,
I am heart broken, this is a woman I trust so much,
Though she begged me and told me she won't have contact with the guy again, but I find it hard to believe.

I plan to throw her out. Is this the best decision?

I bet she has already sent her nudes to the guy.besides any woman that uses the word toto is definitely a fucker.she just dey pretend for you.

COOL10:
DStv bought the exclusive rights to show the matches in West Africa.

and NTA that claims to be Africa's biggest station has turned to an onlooker.

immortalcrown:
He is making a progress. This is so good.

But for now, his brands of vehicles are not durable. He should work on this.

what do you mean by durable?a friend of mine has been driving an innosen car for the past four years and it is still going strong.