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PoliticsRe: This Is Ebonyi Today- No Sit At Home On Mondays And Always by udomonday: 10:10am On Apr 11, 2022
colorsofrainbow:
You on your own is the exact definition of "irrelevance"
You are nothing. Absolutely nothing. So cry us a River. You can't use Igbos against one another. Very stale tactics grin grin
We Igbos are solidly behind ipob/Nnamdi Kanu.
All the mumu propaganda against ipob here ends here. Doesn't translate the reality outside there for every Igbo man.
Tell your terrorist government to sponsore more criminals to spite ipob as their recent style is stale and well understood by Igbos
you guys are just cutting your noses to spite your faces. a real defination of stupidity.
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Nympho. by udomonday(op): 7:36am On Apr 11, 2022
bluefilm:
Congratulations for surviving.

Meanwhile, next time you write, try and be using paragraphs to make it easier for your readers.
alright Mr lecturer.
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Nympho. by udomonday(op): 5:21am On Apr 08, 2022
okoroemeka:
hmwhat criteria did you use to verify and know that the girl is a nympho because of 45 min of sex,hmmm!! If she is a nympho she will demand another bout like that before the day runs out and will keep on demanding such on a daily basis till you shrivel and shrink like a cartoon character,dating a nympho is not funny I beg
am not dating her. she just seduced me and I fell.that was the first time.and we are really going to have a ball.
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Nympho. by udomonday(op): 5:18am On Apr 08, 2022
truthCoder:
What is there to jam again?

I am confidently saying it is a lie.

Your whole arm inside?

Comon stop it
you never see be DAT.
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Nympho. by udomonday(op): 5:17am On Apr 08, 2022
Benz4pimp:
OP is an illiterate that doesn’t know the meaning of nympho….No nympho goes 1 round…go and check dictionary kid for the meaning
she wanted more.but it was not convenient in the office because of the risk of being caught.
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Nympho. by udomonday(op): 7:42pm On Apr 07, 2022
truthCoder:
Liar

You inserted your whole arm? Shey na offshore drilling be your speciality ni?

So you assume everyone on NL is of the same pedigree as your friends that you tell this fable to gain street cred?

And how is even narrating your sexual experience to strangers even sensible to you?

Mister Adoko Bitters aka Odogwu of lie-lie kingdom
you can say that until you jam one.
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Nympho. by udomonday(op): 4:10pm On Apr 07, 2022
Datikwerreboi:
I hope we don't see your dead body on fp like that foolish Lagos man that died in a sex competition
I don't take sex enhancers and am very much conscious of health.
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Nympho. by udomonday(op): 4:06pm On Apr 07, 2022
Saintmary:
You are the nympho Mr man.


She simply used you




You will understand when you're 70.
PoliticsRe: Man Seen Carrying Big Reptile On His Shoulder In Lagos State by udomonday: 12:29pm On Apr 07, 2022
met with him one on one and even touched the lizard,he uses it to sell his medicine.
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Nympho. by udomonday(op): 12:16pm On Apr 07, 2022
Rahkman:
U dey see slim and sexy babes ba fear them,they are the best girlfriends,they will fùck you till you propose to them slim and sexy girls like below
true.i have fucking orobo all this while never knew what i was missing.
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Nympho. by udomonday(op): 12:13pm On Apr 07, 2022
EmmySparky:
You used your arm on her for 30 minutes...na wa for u o...like all your fist in there thrusting...lie small small,..
i do watch it in porn movies,but i experienced it live yesterday,all my life i have never encountered a pussy that big and deep,and to think that she is just a tiny skinny girl.her moves are just like porn artists.
RomanceRe: Help! A Man Is Threatening To Release My Nudes, I'm Depressed! by udomonday: 12:07pm On Apr 07, 2022
Kaypaparino:
You were so carried away by fake and unhealthy relationship to the point of allowing a nuisance to get hold of you naked body/pictures.

You need to learn with this. Anyway I light my Polly.
dont blame her,people do silly things when in love,i had a girl that was too shy to even remove her clothe infront of me when we started a relationship,but a month down the line she walks around stark naked in my house sleeps on my bed naked with her legs spread and without a care in the world,i have countless pictures of her nudes,but i just delete them when i get tired of seeing them.
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Nympho. by udomonday(op): 11:53am On Apr 07, 2022
MAGG0T:
smiley

a fool and his imagination
it happened live,nothing like imagination.
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Nympho. by udomonday(op): 11:51am On Apr 07, 2022
Authoreety:
You think uv been winning the other gals?

U still be learner my nigga..

Bi veri kiaful maka ur life
when you take a girl to orgasm,then its mission complete,time to rest for the next round.dats what i do to the other girls.
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Nympho. by udomonday(op): 11:47am On Apr 07, 2022
yyba:
As you are warming up make sure you come along with videos in your next post
will record the sound.
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Nympho. by udomonday(op): 10:17am On Apr 07, 2022
DickDastardly:
HIV beckons Ye shocked
don't joke with protection
RomanceI Just Had Sex With A Nympho. by udomonday(op): 10:12am On Apr 07, 2022
people always talk about nymphos,but i never really take them seriously until yesterday night.am always attracted to girls that are big and curvy with big backside,infact if you check the long list of my sexual partners,they always fall into the big and curvy category,slim and tiny girls dont really attract me.but yesterday night i was practically seduced by a very slim and tiny but sexy girl in my office,it was when we were fucking that i knew the difference between orobo and lepa.she was fire,i bleeped her for more than 45 minutes and she was wriggling like a snake,she kept moaning like someone that is possessed,asking me to go harder and faster,i bleeped her with a lot of energy for an hour before i reached orgasm,after that she grabbed me and asked to use my hand on her pussy,damn i fingered her vigorously,sucking her breast,she practically had her pussy in my face and wriggling like a spirit i put four of my fingers in her pussy and everything went inside and she was really in another world,i ended up inserting my whole fist inside her pussy and it was so wet and open that it swallowed my fist and wrist i bleeped her with my arm for about 30minutes more before she squirted, yes she actually squirted, my shirt and my body was wet with her squirt.after everything she told me thank you.i have slept with a lot of women and am always the one that wins the match,but yesterday i met someone that floored me,right now am warming up for a rematch.and am going to take my sexual game to the highest height.
SportsRe: Amaju Pinnick Attends 2022 World Cup Draws In Qatar by udomonday: 4:39pm On Apr 01, 2022
Who know him.
CrimeRe: Kenyan Thief Lies Comfortably On Street Light To Avoid Beating (Photo) by udomonday: 4:36pm On Apr 01, 2022
Shake the pole.
EducationRe: Why Do Some Graduates Find It Difficult To Speak Good English? by udomonday: 5:05pm On Mar 30, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Why do some graduates find it difficult to speak good English? I mean, even to construct a simple sentence. Funny enough, most of these guys brag about their educational Degree and most of them tend to be very arrogant.

The funny part of it is that, they are even confident and proud with the blunders they make while speaking.

Has anyone met such graduate?
you are one of them.it is met such graduates not met such graduate.
SportsRe: Qatar 2022 World Cup: All The Teams That Have Qualified From All Continents by udomonday: 12:43pm On Mar 30, 2022
dollynnn:
Senegal will definitely represent Africa well. Ghana's slot should have been given to Egypt sef. With the way Ghana played yesterday, they will not be able to withstand the heat in the group stage when the event commences
Ghana will always rise to the occasion unlike the super chickens whose stock in trade is falling hand.
RomanceRe: She Sings Whenever Im In Her Presence. What Does It Mean? by udomonday: 7:45am On Mar 27, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
Ok. I will do that on monday
Abeg any tips on how i should collect her number and show her that i want her sexually. I dont want friend zone
if you the real deal.then you don't need tips from anybody,you just do what real niggers do.
RomanceRe: What Makes A Woman Sleep Like This? Sex Or Food? [Picture] by udomonday: 5:28pm On Mar 26, 2022
iLegendd:
Because I'm gay. Nothing to ginger.
i see.then let them be and stop starting a fire you cant quench.
RomanceRe: What Makes A Woman Sleep Like This? Sex Or Food? [Picture] by udomonday: 5:19pm On Mar 26, 2022
boredom,cause you are not gingering her swagga.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are Some Of The Weird Things You Do? by udomonday: 5:15pm On Mar 26, 2022
when am stressed out,i either seek solitude,binge,or have sex.
SportsRe: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by udomonday: 5:07pm On Mar 26, 2022
3kay945:
grin
Maybe Fifa should just select the best four in the Africa Cup tournament.
All these yeye football is waste of time and resources.

Sometimes, I need to recheck the meaning of professionals anytime it was used to qualify these guys. cool
i just watched the first 20 minutes and nearly went berserk,i just turned off the tv and transferred my aggression on my woman's pussy.
SportsRe: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by udomonday: 5:02pm On Mar 26, 2022
mehiedu123:
We will qualify by God's grace.
God doesnt play football,people do.you need a brain reset.
SportsRe: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by udomonday: 4:57pm On Mar 26, 2022
Eastcaostboy:
Babies, talk is free
you are right bro,the problem with this country is that there is too much mediocrity and so many people see it as the normalcy.
SportsRe: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by udomonday: 4:53pm On Mar 26, 2022
Osilama1:
idiots like u can migrate to Madagascar or Germany to go lick Rohr dick since you Miss him so much bombastic bastard
well its obvious your stupidity is hereditary and incurable,so i sign out.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Dele Momodu Obtains ₦40 Million PDP Presidential Form by udomonday: 2:35pm On Mar 26, 2022
This man just dey dash out millions every four four years.
SportsRe: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by udomonday: 2:28pm On Mar 26, 2022
Osilama1:
I think u are purely stupid to write me having a short memory... Rohr is history so forget Him ...
if there is no history. then mistakes of the past will keep repeating themselves. If Rohr was bad,then what is the sense in replacing him with someone who is worse?I guess its only myopic minded fools like you that see the sense in that.
SportsRe: "Super Chickens" John Dumelo Mocks Nigeria After The Match Ended In A Deadlock by udomonday: 12:41pm On Mar 26, 2022
deavicky:
If we don't want to be addressed as chickens we should stop playing like one. U can see a prostitute and call her a reverend sister.
abi.

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