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RomanceRe: Met A Very Pretty Lady With A Very Offensive, dead fish-like V*g*a Odour. Am Sad by udomonday: 9:09am On Dec 12, 2022
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IntelChief:
Ive been wondering, Why does smelly pvs* smells like rotten fish self? Why fish?
Scientists in the house, help out pls
how does your mouth smell when you don't brush for days?
TravelRe: This Is What Brazilian Bathroom Slippers Look Like(photos) by udomonday: 9:04am On Dec 12, 2022
Brazilians live a carefree life,they just enjoy the moment,I have 2brazilians where I stay,and whenever they come back from work they just can't wait to get rid of their work clothes and wear singlets and shorts with slippers,the first time they came they even wore singlets and shorts to work.
BusinessRe: Laolu Mudashiru Knocked Down And Killed By Hit-And-Run Driver In Ikoyi by udomonday: 7:53am On Dec 12, 2022
Kunlegzy:
You say ?
sad,but some of these cyclist are fond of cycling in the middle of the road,they are supposed to move to kerb or very close to it.
CelebritiesRe: Julius Agwu Confirms Marriage Crash: ‘My Wife Said She Was Tired' by udomonday: 5:33pm On Dec 11, 2022
Reporting34:
When some men are strong and have some little money they treat their wives just like a pieces of garbage but when they are sick or have nothing, they fall back to the garbage they discard, anyway Learn your lesson and know the importance of the nuclear family, no one will take care of you more than your nuclear family, know this and know peace

In your Next life, always treat your WIFE as a Soulmate, and put your wife first before your side chick...

Many of y'all don't know what dis Man did to his wife... So don't call d woman names
can you kindly bring to our knowledge what he did to his wife?since you are the little fly that perches on Thier bedroom wall.
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Are Thinking That Your Life Is Hard, Check This Picture And Think Again by udomonday: 11:52am On Dec 10, 2022
He chose to be in they position,he is not crippled,so he would have easily pushed the cart somewhere safer.
CelebritiesRe: Jane Mena Opens Safe Box Full Of Hard Currencies After 2 Years by udomonday: 11:47am On Dec 10, 2022
Better take them to the bank before den expire for your hand.
SportsRe: Nairalanders At The World Cup In Qatar, Identify Yourself by udomonday: 4:50pm On Dec 08, 2022
somehow:
It's the government that's teaching individuals how to be hygienic and clean? Continue, government will come and teach you how to even poo.
is like your mind runs on only one track.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Pictured With Peter Obi And Datti In Abuja by udomonday: 2:18pm On Dec 08, 2022
Like poles attract.
CelebritiesRe: Soulmates,’ DJ Cuppy Gushes Over Photos With Fiancé by udomonday: 1:57pm On Dec 08, 2022
The real fight will start when you eventually marry,that is when your real self will pop out from hiding and you will start seeing each other in a different light.am not wishing her badluck,but I know it won't last.there is so much fakeness in the air.
SportsRe: Nairalanders At The World Cup In Qatar, Identify Yourself by udomonday: 1:51pm On Dec 08, 2022
somehow:
When one of your former leaders tried this, didn't you all call him names and labeled him a tyrant?

Of all the countries to use as an example, it's North Korea you saw. This goes to show the level at which you will run from responsibility just to blame the government.

You want government to start beating, shooting or jailing people for not keeping their environments clean?

Is this how the rest of the world apart from North Korea are doing it?

Please, kind something else to justify why you run from taking responsibility for your dirty markets.
if government enforced sanitation laws in the markets I bet you all the markets will be spic and span, something as simple as sealing up any shop that has a dirty sorrounding,you will see that all traders will take it upon themselves to clean up Thier sorroundings,not because they enjoy doing that,but because of the fear of having Thier shops sealed,the same thing applies to streets and compounds,if government had people going around the streets and compounds and sealing up houses with dirty sorroundings,then a lot of people will be clean by force.the government does not care,and that is the reason the citizens don't care either.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Running Secret Mass Abortion Programme – Reuters by udomonday: 1:41pm On Dec 08, 2022
illuminutty:
"The investigation linked the abortion programme to a belief widely held within the military and among some civilians in the northeast that the children of insurgents are predestined, by the blood in their veins, to one day take up arms against the Nigerian government and society."

“Let us analyse the period from July 2021 to November 2022. A total of 82,064 Boko Haram fighters and family members have surrendered to Operation Hadin Kai troops. Out of this number, 16,553 were active male fighters, 24,446 were women, and 41,065 were children. The Borno State Government is camping and accommodating them family-by-family, as per households, without having to separate the children from their parents.

“In the same camp are thousands of pregnant women and nursing mothers. A total of 262 babies were born within 4 months (94 in July, 98 in August, 60 in September, and 11 in October 2022). This figure comprises 150 female and 112 male children. The children were neither aborted nor yanked from their mothers."


Seemed these people shot more sperms than they shot bullets.

How were they able to breed all these children under such a hostile war condition? How How how?
depending on how long you last during intercourse,it can take just a minute to shoot and get her pregnant.especially those young girls that know absolutely nothing about pregnancy prevention.and even if they knew,do they have a choice?
SportsRe: Nairalanders At The World Cup In Qatar, Identify Yourself by udomonday: 1:28pm On Dec 08, 2022
somehow:
Fallacy. I know we are good at always blaming the leaders without taking any responsibility.

When a market is built, it's always clean and in order, few months into it, the occupants turn it to trash.

Do your research, go and check new markets now, take pictures, then check back some months later.

Same with court houses
Schools
Etc.
why is North Korea a country with almost zero crime level?is because the person that wants to commit a crime already knows what awaits him,what about China, Malaysia and other countries that make laws and enforce them to the later.by default,humans are prone to crime but because of the checks and balances of the law,and a good conscience people have a second thought.the reason you see Nigerians in jail abroad is that they believe that they can take Thier lawlessness and criminal mindedness that they so much revel in at home abroad,by the time they realise that other countries enforce Thier laws to the later,they are already in prison.if the Nigerian government was enforcing Thier laws and dealing with criminals the way it's stipulated in the law,they will be less crime and lawlessness,the people that are lawless and indesciplined are just exploiting the weakness of the government to enforce laws,how do you explain a scenario where someone will just urinate on the street and a law enforcement officer will even join him to urinate instead of arresting him.some will commit fraud and is brought to the station and before you know it he uses part of the money to settle the officers and he is set free with charges dropped.lawlessness and crime and indiscipline will always thrive in a place where people are not made to pay for Thier crime.the best way to tackle crime and other vices is to make the criminal pay for his crime no matter how highly placed in the society.this will serve as a deterrent to other intending criminals.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Have Issues With My Security Guard by udomonday: 11:33am On Dec 08, 2022
You have to be very firm and commanding,in what you do,stop playing too much with them it should be strictly formal,if you feel like playing and chatting up with them,it should be after working hours,if the company notices that you don't have the balls to handle that post as the CSO,they will feel unsecured and will ask for a replacement or worse still they can ask the perceived security officer with balls to step up to your position and demote you.
SportsRe: Nairalanders At The World Cup In Qatar, Identify Yourself by udomonday: 11:11am On Dec 08, 2022
sukkot:
our leaders are morons but the citizens are morons too. facts
just like parents that dont give a damn about Thier families will end up breeding children that don't care a hoot about what Thier parents think or feel about their rebellious ways.
SportsRe: Nairalanders At The World Cup In Qatar, Identify Yourself by udomonday: 11:02am On Dec 08, 2022
mrkings84:
From the few pictures posted above, I can say that Dubai is an overhyped bushy state, my village is almost as develop as it
which part of your head did you use to hit the ground when you fell? because some screws need to be confirmed intact.
SportsRe: Nairalanders At The World Cup In Qatar, Identify Yourself by udomonday: 10:59am On Dec 08, 2022
somehow:
The people that use the market are the ones that keep it clean, not their leaders.

If you doubt me, check the Japanese and how they treat their surroundings individually.
the leaders make the place clean and spotless and the people just carry on the trend because it's inherent in them,but in Nigeria the leaders don't give a damn and the people don't give a Bleep either.
SportsRe: Nairalanders At The World Cup In Qatar, Identify Yourself by udomonday: 10:54am On Dec 08, 2022
Ihatebuhariwith:
boss have mercy.. I can't sleep cus I don't know how I will get to work this morning and nothing to eat aswell.. May God use u for me.. any help abeg..
must you use every opportunity to beg?
PoliticsRe: UK Has No Preferred Candidate In Nigeria's Election - British HC by udomonday: 10:30am On Dec 08, 2022
Burruchaga71:
Whether they have preferred candidates or not. The great Igbos would never be in a country where Atiku or Tinubu is the leader..
It can never happened
majority of Igbos are deluded,they just have a one track mind.
PoliticsRe: Emmanuel: My Mum Told Me Sanwo-Olu Is My Father, Says 27-year-old Man by udomonday: 8:32am On Dec 08, 2022
There is absolutely no resemblance at aii.the man's father is an Igbo man.
SportsRe: Samuel Eto'o Fils Apologises After Physically Attacking Youtuber by udomonday: 1:26pm On Dec 07, 2022
Enddy50ty:
He fall him hand for public. A whole Africa football legend, where the whole word gather to watch football him go there go dey fight kickboxing with common unknown YouTuber angry cry
why would he ask him such a stupid question?
EducationRe: Check Out My Biro Sketch Of Wild Animals And Wild Life by udomonday: 2:33pm On Dec 06, 2022
You have to develop your skills more.
FamilyRe: Why Do Some Married Men Eat In The Canteen Or Restaurant? by udomonday: 5:26pm On Dec 05, 2022
Jeon:
Men love delicious meal and all restaurant owners would have been married.
Men love sex and all sex workers would have been married to their customers.
who told you that sex workers are truly nice to their customers?they are just after Thier money and if you last too long they push you away.
BusinessKorope For Sale. by udomonday(op): 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2022
I have a hijet dahatsu mini bus korope for sale.it has a new engine inside.but needs an electrician to do some work on it to start. @800k
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by udomonday: 5:00pm On Dec 05, 2022
Curious345:
I suspect the guy has a small dick , so -as a compensation to that -the lady moans to boost his ego..

Because bigdicks don't even induce moaning .at least from personal experience
there are some ladies that have very sensitive clitoris,as soon as the dick enters they start speaking in tongues it doesn't matter the size,but personally I love a moaner.
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigeria's Team Wins At Huawei ICT Competition, Nigerians React by udomonday: 4:45pm On Dec 05, 2022
marvellous2222:
Can we call this achievement... When Nigeria failed to qualify for world cup...
Ghana is back home and are already fighting over banku.
SportsRe: Japan Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 1) - Live by udomonday: 4:41pm On Dec 05, 2022
Danisaint112:
It's not being stingy it's being hardworking and neat. Plus they helping the cleaners with their job. The cleaners actually make money for doing nothing.
Japanese are the nearest and most respectful people I have seen,it's even a crime to have your phone ring out very loudly, talkless of blaring your speakers like they do in nigeria.its Thier culture to be neat.
RomanceRe: My Babe Need A Man That Can Last More Than 30 Minutes by udomonday: 4:30pm On Dec 05, 2022
KeyEndurance:
Greeting to you all. my babe travel to a state since last two month, ever since i toasted her we have not had sex before but we promised other to have it when she come back for christmas. so this evening we had some naughty conversation in the process of that i ask her how long she will expect her man to last on her i thought she will say something like 10 minutes but to my greatest shock she told me that she want her man to last on her more than 30 minutes. she even ask me that did i use to realise on time but i can't answer the question because am the kind of man that last highest 10 minutes.
you guys should help a brother on what to eat to boost my energy before she come back to avoid disgrace please.
don't worry when you start work she will forget about time,she will be mistaking 10minutes for 30,just relax your self when on top of her,no overexcitment or you will release in a minute.
FoodRe: If You Could Only Eat One Food For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would That Be? by udomonday: 4:11pm On Dec 05, 2022
Just garri and different soups.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Luck Comes With Hard Work. I Could Remember When I Was Begging On This Platform. by udomonday: 3:46pm On Dec 05, 2022
Tokskob2008:
God really blessed you with the luck of getting that daily pay job because if it was a monthly salary one you got it would have been another story entirely...
a monthly job is just a daily pay in reverse the only difference is that you get all your money at the end of the month in one lump,while you get it in pieces daily.as long as you working everyday it doesn't matter whether you get the money at the end of the day or end of the month.developing agood saving culture is paramount.

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