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Romance › Re: Nairalanders Please Judge Me by UDUJ(m): 7:33am On Mar 18, 2018
stephleena:
riff Raff tendencies... look at the way way u were so quick to hurl out insults at your self,are u okay,or u took ur watery sperm as pap?.wow,u sound so pained,guess the feminists on nairaland are so giving u a tough time,and from the way you've responded I have no choice but to stand with them,especially broke,and bittered guys who are left with no option,but to pour their frustration on girls they wish to have but unfortunately would never have them.. u better keep away from my mentions, coz I swear am the last person u would ever want to Bleep,with.. find someone else to brawl with,ur borrowed Mtn data.
sit down bitch,and be humble or better still get chilled limca and okpa.
And this is your best comeback huh
You are no different from the olosho girl in the story.
Mumu cheesy
Romance › Re: I Really Do Need A Man In My Life by UDUJ(m): 7:32am On Mar 18, 2018
marunga:
Yes.
Good for you then. I rest my case smiley
Romance › Re: I Really Do Need A Man In My Life by UDUJ(m): 7:29am On Mar 18, 2018
marunga:
Forget about the dress, a situation can make that. Remember that she is still single and searching and no one must tell her how to dress. That can be done only if she is married.
I asked a simple question: Can you date her? Does she look appealing to you like that?
Romance › Re: I Really Do Need A Man In My Life by UDUJ(m): 7:09am On Mar 18, 2018
marunga:
Don't make your personal problem. Cool down and take a dip breath.
Be honest with yourself: can you date someone that looks like that? She should learn to dress the part to suit the situation. Cheers bro
Romance › Re: I Really Do Need A Man In My Life by UDUJ(m): 7:00am On Mar 18, 2018
marunga:
she is simply saying that don't just look at her body and judge her. Look beyond that....
Then she should get her head checked. No right minded dude will approach her for a serious relationship with the way she looks and dresses. Even if someone is ugly there is a certain way you can dress that makes you look presentable. In her case it's a NO NO.

The environment she took the picture, the dress, just everything about that picture is bad. Very bad.
Romance › Re: How Do Broke Guys Manage To Woo Ladies? by UDUJ(m): 6:49am On Mar 18, 2018
TheUpsetGirl:
I really don't understand how broke guys manage to summon Guts and start wooing a lady.... broke guys don't deserve to live, they should be slaughtered... I wonder why a lady will accept to date a broke guy in this 21st century or the guys using some kind of magic or something?... I have a male friend who's broke, when I say broke I mean this dude is super broke but how he manages to woo some ladies in town baffles me.... sometimes I do call these ladies as my fellow ladies and advice them only for them to go and tell the broke dude.. ..how can a normal girl agree to date a broke dude in this present agehuhhuh?? magic or what cry
shocked shocked shocked Is that really you in your dp? shocked shocked shocked Blood of Zerubbabel shocked shocked It's no wonder you are always upset. You are ugly as fvck grin grin cheesy

Romance › Re: I Really Do Need A Man In My Life by UDUJ(m): 6:47am On Mar 18, 2018
marunga:
You did not understand what she wrote on her DP. I wish she get someone who doesn't judge her, not you Mr judge. At least she is honest.
Ok Mr linguist, explain what she meant by that then!
Romance › Re: I Really Do Need A Man In My Life by UDUJ(m): 6:32am On Mar 18, 2018
mzHANA:
Ever since I've broke up with my ex I've never seen a better guy to date and it getting to a year now

Am sort of lonely

I think I've realized that I really do need someone I can call my man
You are not a serious person. Your signature: HANA is a fatty dirty girl, stay off my DP i don't need ur validations already portrays you as a loose girl then your display picture just looks like an ashawo in a brothel. Just saying undecided
Romance › Re: Implications Of Living A Fake Life On Social Media: Misscokie by UDUJ(m): 11:00pm On Mar 17, 2018
I love this write-up. We have so many fake wannabees in this forum grin

They get a high from imposing their supposed (non-existent) royalty status and wealth on others
Romance › Re: Most Anti Feminist Women R Sex Starved by UDUJ(m): 10:03pm On Mar 17, 2018
Respect to Greiboy, Donstan18 and Bbbbbbbbbbbb. You guys represented us well smiley
Romance › Re: Most Anti Feminist Women R Sex Starved by UDUJ(m): 10:00pm On Mar 17, 2018
People need to go read up about feminism. Real feminism is equality for all (male or female). What we practice here in Nigeria is fake feminism (man hating).

Yeah you heard right- its man hating. Get your priorities right angry
Romance › Re: Most Anti Feminist Women R Sex Starved by UDUJ(m): 9:53pm On Mar 17, 2018
Wow you guys don't ever get tired of arguing undecided
Romance › Re: I Dated My Co-worker And It Was An Epic Disaster by UDUJ(m): 9:19pm On Mar 15, 2018
Don't S H I T where you eat
Romance › Re: Is It Too Late To Call Off The Wedding? (Screenshots) by UDUJ(m): 8:50pm On Mar 15, 2018
lefulefu:
ok i have heard ucheesy. When next u see your girlfriend uploading a slaying pix of herself in a hotel room and underneath the bed in d pix u happened to sight a used condom pls don't be so hasty to pass judgement:p
Some people have a very funny way of thinking. You don't need to bother explaining to them.

Maybe they feel the girls are wedding planners undecided
Romance › Re: "That She Removed Her Cloth Doesn't Mean She Wants Sex" - Feminist. Men React by UDUJ(m): 7:39pm On Mar 15, 2018
Shugavee:
control ur sex drive mr man!!! U men say women control ur mouth , so am telling u control ur prick u own it not the other way round!!
Calm down. Your blood too dey hot cheesy
Romance › Re: Photo Of A Lady With Massive Butt And A Guy Staring At Her Will Make You Droll by UDUJ(m): 6:18pm On Mar 15, 2018
Freeman50:
Let's have the best caption for this photo..lol




https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2018/3/caption-this-photo-6.html
People will see this and still say there is no God? shocked shocked

Lefulefu

Health › Re: Can AS Marry AC? by UDUJ(m): 6:13pm On Mar 15, 2018
shayo18:
Hi. Please how safe is it for someone with genotype AS to get married to AC ?
Yes
But are they ready for the stress that comes from the marriage?

When AS marries AS the following are the possible genotype of their children

1. AA
2. AS
3. AS
4. SS

The probability of having AA and SS is 0.25 but AS is 0.5.

There are no guarantee that any of your child will be AA or AS, they could all be SS which is really dangerous.

You might think to yourself, I can handle it. You can't, having a kid with sickle cell drains all the happiness in a marriage.

So what's the need to get married to someone when you there are pointers to problem in the future?
As AS the only person you can marry is AA. don't negotiate your long-term happiness for a short time passion.
AS can marry AS but there are risks involved which is avoidable
Romance › Re: Can Genotype AC Marry As ? by UDUJ(m): 6:07pm On Mar 15, 2018
shayo18:
Hi. Please is it possible for someone with genotype AC to marry AS
Yes
But are they ready for the stress that comes from the marriage?

When AS marries AS the following are the possible genotype of their children

1. AA
2. AS
3. AS
4. SS

The probability of having AA and SS is 0.25 but AS is 0.5.

There are no guarantee that any of your child will be AA or AS, they could all be SS which is really dangerous.

You might think to yourself, I can handle it. You can't, having a kid with sickle cell drains all the happiness in a marriage.

So what's the need to get married to someone when you there are pointers to problem in the future?
As AS the only person you can marry is AA. don't negotiate your long-term happiness for a short time passion.
AS can marry AS but there are risks involved which is avoidable
Events › Re: Beautiful Makeup Free Bride Looking Simple On Her Wedding Day (Photo) by UDUJ(m): 5:57pm On Mar 15, 2018
RogueX:
I personally believe women look better without make up.


Tip for guys: Make sure your first date with any babe is at d swimming pool (Let her know she must enter the water). Wash all the make up away, See if it's a wig and also check for padded bra n pant. All in one

thank me later
grin Point noted. Now to start putting it into action cheesy grin
Car Talk › Re: Ladies Damage Their Cheating Boyfriends Cars (Photos) by UDUJ(m): 5:53pm On Mar 15, 2018
IamAirforce1:
Naija girls must not copy this trend

I repeat, Nigerian girls must not copy this shiit
And you think Nigerian girls don't do this? shocked Where have you been bro angry
Romance › Re: I Want To Forgive My Cheat Girlfriend by UDUJ(m): 5:50pm On Mar 15, 2018
zeenaman:
I need advice from mature minds here. I will make the story as concise as possible. I have been dating my girl for the past two years. It is a serious relationship as her mum is involved . Lately, I discovered that she has been cheating on me with a guy she once told me was asking her out. Mind you, she is in school, while I have graduated long time ago. I saw her whatsapp message where she was asking the guy if the sexes were out of love. She started crying badly as if she was going to die if I didn't forgive her. She begged and grabbed me, that I must forgive her, otherwise she will die. I agreed to forgive her. She told me the sex happened twice and it was a mistake, that she is not that kind of girl. I bought her story since she looks naive to me coupled with the fact that I deflowered her. It later crossed my mind to hear from the guy too. So I called him, and he confessed to me and apologized that my girl actually told him she has somebody she was dating, but that they got close along the way. In essence, they sexed nine times, but here is my girl swearing to me that it was all a mistake . I know she is loyal but stupid. I want to forgive her but I am not finding is easy. Is it possible to forgive a cheat please? Ignore my errors please
The girl told you it was twice while the guy said nine times, lmao grin cheesy

And you are still thinking of forgiven her? shocked Foolishness fall on you angry
Car Talk › Re: Ladies Damage Their Cheating Boyfriends Cars (Photos) by UDUJ(m): 5:46pm On Mar 15, 2018
Events › Re: Beautiful Wedding Pics Of A Nairalander (tana4gud) by UDUJ(m): 4:09pm On Mar 15, 2018
Skepticus:
grin

Good for her!

I hope she is not one of those feminist cows on nairaland?

If she is, I'll advise her hubby to fv.ck the hell out of her pussy.
cheesy cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Brothers Get In Here by UDUJ(m):
It's the context that matters
Family › Re: Man Apologizes To His Wife After Seeing Her Like This At Home (Photo) by UDUJ(m): 3:53pm On Mar 15, 2018
boyjo:
Tautology.
Tautology accepted smiley
Romance › Re: Brothers Get In Here by UDUJ(m):
On Point
Romance › Re: Is It Too Late To Call Off The Wedding? (Screenshots) by UDUJ(m): 3:17pm On Mar 15, 2018
lefulefu:
wetin u want mk she talk?cheesy
I like her response. She needs to play it safe so at the end of the day no one accuses her of breaking the impending wedding.
Family › Re: Man Apologizes To His Wife After Seeing Her Like This At Home (Photo) by UDUJ(m): 2:54pm On Mar 15, 2018
boyjo:
All Mums are hardworking including those killed by their husbands while pregnant.
Care to explain yourself huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo: "A Member Flew In From Germany To Canaanland For Every Sunday Service" by UDUJ(m): 2:28pm On Mar 15, 2018
VIPERVENOM:
It's no big deal. Back then in secondary school, i used to fly from Germany to Nigeria everyday to attend classes
grin During my youth service I used to fly from Abuja to Lagos to use the toilet grin
Politics › Re: 700MW Zungeru Hydro Power Plant Is 45 Percent Complete - Federal Government by UDUJ(m): 2:26pm On Mar 15, 2018
chuksjuve:
angry

Ordinary 45% is the reason you wrote down this epistle ..
So we should clap for you right ?

What happened to the remaning 55%..

Sensible government talk about result and delivery not "almost" and nonsense hype...

We need result, light and performance ..

I command you to go and finish the remaining 55%..

Rubbish!!!
Are you surprised? In Nigeria we celebrate mediocrity
Romance › Re: "Most Men Are Weak, Make Sure You Have 4 Hours Sex" - Linda Uju by UDUJ(m): 2:20pm On Mar 15, 2018
Bidobado:
Maybe am an alien or have problems, but I have smashed from 10am to 6pm before. Her legs were trembling and unable to stand for a while, I am yet to come across any woman who can replicate that, they've all gone lazy now.
shocked shocked

Romance › Re: Are You Marrying A Lady Because Of Virginity Or Love? by UDUJ(m): 1:55pm On Mar 15, 2018
FluidQueen:
God!


Nairaland keeps regurgitating sad people with Screwed logic.
What happens if Something happens to Your husband's financial Well? And it eventually dries up and leaves him jobless and broke?


You'd be left with nothing! You'd be a sad, Depressed mentally retrogressive Woman Who's too lackadaisical to Stand up and fend for herself. He's your husband, not your father.

Stop spiting independent Women and Go attach something meaningful to Your life.
Come closer, I need to give you a kiss kiss kiss kiss

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