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Take care of your wife. Wife take care of your husband. If your sex life is dull, introduce variety to spice it up (you can't be doing missionary style every day nah )

Cheating with different women is a very expensive lifestyle. I ain't got time for that shit

BankeSmalls:
until you hear the other side of the story, don't conclude on who the beast is. Do you know what he dis to her? Why did he slap her?

I just dey look you

donstan18:
Please we don't have feminists on Nland, we only have some set of confused Frustrated E-goats Feminist Wannabes (FEFW) . Note that.

I bet you, they won't come to answer these questions, they will view this thread, leave, come back again, view and leave, they'll keep on viewing till one of their e-goat member comment, they'll wait for MissWrite to comment, then they'll all rush to hide behind her comment to advocate what they know nothing about, they will just be telling her, "You are right"... "You are wise"...." You are smart"
....they'll hide behind her comment to sound intelligent, they won't give their own smart view,... If you ask any of the e-goats a question, she'll direct you to MisWrite's comment....All they know is to be busy shouting "wow"...."wow"..."wow" like an ambulance at Misswrite's comment. stupid set of dumbos.

Just watch and see.

I once asked one of them... How are women being oppressed in the society?


Guess what she answered , ...... She was crying, typing and telling me that Glo company sacked all their female workers ,...She also said that Nigeria schools don't offer chemical and mechanical engineering courses to female , can you imagine an answer coming from an e-goat that calls herself a feminist .. ..... I was like, Wha dafvck

Don the man

Never a dull moment with you around

Patented:
write a petition to the pension commission of nigeria and copy efcc and d company

Yes very true. Write to PENCOM and also EFCC. Also send a copy of the letter you sent to PENCOM to the company HR/Personnel department so they know it has gone to the higher authorities.

If you have an employment letter its even better as you can get a lawyer to write the company too. Don't take it easy with the company. Sue them if possible.

Ojemedad:
Who says side chick can't become main chick and even the house wife, I've seen many cases where the main chick bleeped up the side chick have to be promoted and eventually wifed.

So ladies if you are a side chick don't let anyone deceive you have a good chance of stepping up just a matter of time. Right now my side chick is about to become my main chick because the main chick feels too comfortable. So never give up

chinochizzy:
hahahaha y are u guys making it look as if am that short, I feel extremely tall at 5.11 (1.81 m)

5.11 is average height dude. I am 6.1 and don't call that being too tall

marvin906:
ashawo nor dey exist again.
abi girl's don finish for e state to gist if konji one kill am

Abi O.

Wasky101:
A child without a father is a bastard. No insults

ok bro

Wasky101:
Come and help me thank God oooo. DNA out and no match.
Women are scum.
Who does this. U need to see the way I was shaking. After result said no match, just carried my bag looked at d bastard girl and left. Not without telling her sister which she came with how useless they are for trying to pin it on me.
Sister kept shouting u have bribed them abi. Oloshi.
Gave d bastard child 2k but they refused. Totally shameless.
I repeat women are scum

You are right for going for a DNA test and congrats you are not the father but that doesn't give you the right to call the child a bastard. Not cool bro

azshion1:
My brother yusuf saidu and his heart rob aisha kontagora are tieing the knot on 31-03-2018
Venue -sultan Bello mosque kaduna
Time-1:pm

Your brother's wife is pretty

fk002:
Finally finally


But i will not congratulate her until she officially get married, many ladies were turned into Lord of the rings

IkpuNnegiEwu44:
Don't they know the road to National Assembly? Go there and arrest him modafvcking zombie police

Very funny country

The Nigerian police are declaring someone wanted, but this wanted someone has Nigerian police orderlies still protecting him

Only in Nigeria

Tripleclick:
There is no doubt that being handsome or beautiful is an advantage.

And no doubt that Yu r mostly to get most things easily than the other person of same sex who is ugly.

But why didn't God made everybody handsome??

Answer! Thanks

Please leave God out of this.

There is a scientific explanation for why some people are good looking while others turn out ugly.

Studies have shown that some people have less efficient 'repair kits' in their DNA.
Charles Darwin's theories of evolution say attractive females should select the more attractive males and good genes should spread through the population over time to the point where males all become equally good-looking.

The fact that all men aren't hunks like Richard Mofe Damijo, Brad Pitt or George Clooney is used by opponents of evolution as an argument that Darwin's theories are fundamentally flawed.

A simple explanation of why the human race isn't uniformly gorgeous can be seen for example from peacocks.

You have a system in peacocks where males go around looking attractive and those that have the biggest and best tails get the most attractive females. "Evolution would suggest that over time all peacocks would look the same because those good genes would spread through the population.

"But that doesn't happen and instead you get generation after generation with big tails and short tails, the choice doesn't disappear.

There is a theoretical explanation for that - since mutations can occur anywhere in an animal's genetic make-up, some will affect the DNA repair kit possessed by all cells.

IamAirforce1:
So My pregnant girl friend told me, "baby I always want to vormit everytime I taste foods, please get me only fruits" so I put big boy aside and hit the fruits stands to get her quality friuits worth over N20k.

I love my baby and I will always be close to her now she needed me most, these I promise.

Below are fruits I bought for her to keep shape.

I will be a daddy soon and I'm happy



Make she dey chop better things, Na My Money.


Lalasticlala

Nice one bro. Please take good care of her

I believe we have our reasons for not signing

predmine20:
I just don't know where to start.
It has been up to 3 years have been battling this body odour wahala.

I have tried different types of body creams,soaps and even take my bath twice daily with hot water still the body odour refuse to go.
It is like it has vowed to be with me whether i like it or not.

Based on your description , seems like the issue is more internal than external factors. Take care of your diet and medication for recovery from internal issues esp. related to digestion and constipation.

People who sweat too much are more susceptible to body odor. However, often the salt level of their sweat is too high for the bacteria to break down. It depends on where the excess sweating is occurring and which type of sweat glands are involved.
Sweat itself is virtually odorless to humans. It is the rapid multiplication of bacteria in the presence of sweat and their breaking down of sweat into acids that eventually causes the unpleasant smell.

A lot of times Body odor builds up after antibiotic treatment. Since antibiotics kill not only bad as well as good bacteria also. To solve this take probiotics supplement. Body odor from armpit results from overgrowth of bad bacteria.


You can walk into the pharmacy and ask for a good Probiotic drug/supplement

See this nairaland thread on probiotics:

https://www.nairaland.com/4052564/best-probiotic-supplements-nigeria

BrideOfDracula:
He may not be married to her, but you have to understand that as people we commit & relate on different levels. Not everyone is a "Do your thing" type of person. Emotions are obviously involved here. So not being married doesn't cut it. Not being married doesn't mean you must be shady & waste someone's time with your BS lies. Nobody wants their feelings toyed with, so he has every right to be worried when his girlfriend is behaving with suspicion.

Personally, I feel he should ask her & be direct. From her response he'll get his questions answered. Not this "we're not married so you can basically do what you want & lie to me" nonsense.

Well you have a point there

diportivo:
cars are getting uglier everyday

I agree with you. Car designers are gradually running out of design ideas

tgmservice:
Well i have a girlfriend i really lik and she is a very nice girl.

We chat frequently on whats app but i noticed when we r not chatting she is usually online even @ odd hours like 12am.

There r sometimes when we chatting @ night then she says she whats to go to bed but after i notice she still stays online like an hour or 2.
Is there a reason to be worried here or i am over exaggerating.

Advice needed guys

Dude it's her phone and data subscription. She could just be browsing the internet. You are not married to her yet so no need for the monitoring.

Grupo:
Dem be spirits. Na why their leg dey float.

How do you defend yourself without carrying arms

Shocking

I am happy for her

The main issue with Lagos is over population. I really hope they can do something about it.

Mzansian:
Like I said, the only time we mention nationality when we discuss things is if ours is mentioned. Or if Nigerian men attack, it's only natural for us to defend ourselves.

Ok.

The right thing to do when someone attacks your nationality is to ignore them and not return the insult. It's called being the bigger person.

BiafranBushBoy:
What do you think? Share your experiences.

You're going to get a lot of answers. Many people will tell you that you don't need a degree which is true. But, those without a degree don't earn as much as those with a degree on average in the job market in general or they can't move up.

By getting a degree, you are only helping your self. Experience is what people want but a degree can stop your CV from being thrown out. One of the things I've noticed is that a lot of the bigger companies HR will not forward your resume to the hiring department because you don't have a degree.

So in places where HR get's a hold of your resume first, as a way to just cut down all the applications they get, they will throw out those resumes that don't have it.

I got all my certifications after getting my degree and I did them while working.

Ezkid:
Though this may sound a bit weird but it's really having a toll on our relationship, there's this girl I just met after my baby mama broke up with me and sent my child to live with her mom, couple of months after the break up I met this pretty girl, then I think I've finally found a replacement for her until I discovered there's one issue about her which we "or may I say I cos we've never really addressed it because its embarrassing" are facing and its really threatening the relationship. HER PUSSY STINKS! I mean its basically a soakaway down there, even when she just had her bath, it stench like a week old corpse, what baffles me the most is how she feels indifferent to her plight and the worse of the worst is she won't stop asking me for a headjob. I've researched a couple of treatments from the internet, ranging from buying some sort of creams to taking some pill but all seems too expensive for me cos I've nt got a stable income. Pls is there anyone who has any idea what cheap and affordable stuffs I can get for her? Because right now I've been contemplating break up but I love this girl cos she's of a good character though she's a bit wide down there for my liking.

She might have an infection she is not aware of (hence the smell). You better tell her about it as it affects you both. Take her to the clinic to run some tests for any possible untreated STDs or vaginal infections. I am assuming she is a neat girl by suggesting the medical route.

If she is unhygienic, then that's a big no no. She should avoid douching the pussy as that affects the PH balance there. She should avoid using her panties for more than one day, clean up after urinating using a scented tissue etc. The female nairalanders can advice better

BrideOfDracula's advice above this post is best. Tell her to take heed to that.

prince3009:
They lay their eggs on clothing too. That was how that young lady who had maggots coming out of her vjay whose video circulated online few years back got it. Probably laid eggs on her panties and when she wore it, they hatched and found their way to the vaginal canal where they grew. But trust Nigerians...when the video came out, it was labelled as the work of "Alhaji Sugar Daddy Politician" who used her for rituals.

So true. Our people must always see a fetish spiritual aspect to anything that happens