₦airaland Forum

marvin906:
i cant just imagine a nigga fvcking you with this your face that looks like my village oracle
well last last na to use pillow cover your face sha

GenbIoodykiller:
when i was small i had one on the tip of my ear (that place where women do put ear rings)
at first my mum didn't know what was inside it keeps growing and releasing water and fat just like that picture.

my mum started applying it mixture of salt and oil till one day she decided to press it and poom falls out a big live maggot
was a chilling and funny experience then

mhizv:
I think it's bot fly....it's quite gross, you can look it up

End product is usually maggots,in the skin after been bitten...I don't think this as a result of not ironing.

agbonkamen:
The earlier we women start seeing men as dognus better for us because all men cheat I repeat all men bend yansh

biacan:
Slim guy waiting happen

lefulefu:
babe cos i love ukwu dat much u think dat go be my weak point ba? .forget dat tin.even though u turn ur ukwu dey give me back position e no go make me quick release.i know how to control am.no be today.

Prechbills:
yourself what do you have to offer? stop forming saint on NL abeg it's getting bored.. no lady on nairaland can afford a car, you guys can only make noise

aro1:
how do u knw if a pussy is slack

marvin906:
when you enter and feel nothing

biacan:
Never knew you where this wise..... I feel your pain but it's not your fault since we no longer have sincere men out there...... all these boys wants to take advantage of ladies which can never happen.....

Prechbills:
[/color]asslicker no 1.

upon all the threads tosyne2much have been creating your eyes Neva still clear??


are we not in the era of equality?


see yourself, 5k blah blah... how many times have a girl given you 5k? dude wisen up.


as for me, make that fvcking cash and fvck the hell outta their pussies, I can't count the no of babes I have fuckedd from September last year till now, even if i've spend 15k for you I swear if when we started that damn relationship you were fat by the time we are done, you're gonna be a slim,lousy asshole I'd bang the hell outta your pussy, ass and mouth.. I don't fvcking care that's for my money. their future husbands gonna suffer it.

I don't have a serious date for now because i don't wanna date a broke girl or a babe from a poor home, my parents won't be happy with that.

taylor89:
Ur question should be how many of my olosholistic ladies have experienced this








RIP to ur current boyfriends heart in advance






Because those ur two legs can only come together in grave

EmergencyCase:
i'm down but fighting. I've been in pains for long but i'm holding on. I can't afford proper health care. Concotions have been the only way of ameliorating the situation for about 2 years now.


Now i'm hungry and feeble but only have a cup of garri to rely on. In a saner country, i should have been given first-class treatment by now. Lord! Is it a crime to be born poor??

miracle956:
haba Mr lefu. the only reason I cherish d relationship is because I Neva tey with woman like dat

DonPiiko:
Pussy odour, unintelligent, eating my money without tendering pussy, excessive demand for money and brokeness

Innobee99:
If I show u the screenshot I extracted from my babe Facebook, stroke go catch straight!






Thank God urs hv nt been f*uked
Mine has been f*ucked
That's after I bought her a new phone and paid her school fee oooo.
Zero your mind and move on like a man

lefulefu:
Maybe ur chat was boring and another guy held her attention with some spicy hot chat. But guy chatting up and Romancing a girl on the internet doesn't make her ur girlfriend.

Chikita66:
What made it a feminist book? because the woman poisoned her husband?

pvirus:
That she can't date her bestie.....that she's crushing on someone else

pvirus:
There's is still girl I met some months ago....we rap up sha, we became good friends(such that she calls me her bestie)....but my defences broke down that I was now catching feelings sha....I told her about the way I felt....but what she said broke my heart.....said we dating can never work out. But we still see and Hangout

The question is what's next?.....Shoulda just let go or keep trying cuz I still dey catch feelings wey she no dey throw to me


Base on you romancelander experience what other scopes and strategies can u advice.

ubunja:
this is the thread that made me appreciate being in south Africa more. nigeria is a confirmed hub of low-life women and trump had a point, some countries in Africa are really Shìtholes.
any vagina worshipper still eager to asslick nigerian boreholes just visit SA for a month and feel how nice it is to deal with normal 5 sense women who love and appreciate men. any gent wanna drop in just email me and we talk.say no to shìt mah niggahs.

DonPiiko:
Lool I no dey take internet serious again o, how your weekend

planetx13:
Most Naija ladies dont even know the meaning of feminism. They look up to their foreign counterparts and shout feminism at the slightest opportunity. What they don't know is that it is very common to see a white lady btw the age of 18 - 25 doing more than 2 or 3 jobs .These ladies have earned their respect. They won't insult you and expect you to keep quiet just because they are women ... you also see rich ladies having average boyfriends and they don't go about shouting broke boy this , broke boy that.... an average Nigerian feminist is just bloody hungry and gets frustrated when they you refuse giving them money. My dear 'GO and WORK.... nobody was born into this world to come and carry your cross for you. All these so called Nigerian feminist are nothing but low life prostitutes and hungry dogs who only exist on social media. Trust me... they have nothing to offer. All they want is something they can use to cover their laziness,poor manners , insatiable sexual appetite and self inflicted frustration.
Let them go and make their own money and live whatever life the way they please.
Please guys be wise .....we owe these blood suckers NOTHING.. Anybody that wants money should go and work for it ....simple
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egworlordor:
And how much are you spending on the 6 gurls? Abi na oshofree na im you be? Later you will be blaming buhari for bad economy whereas u r wasting ur resources on TTB (Toto Trust Bank)... you better wise up

z11111:
To ensure you don't here stories. Loooool.

lefulefu:
What exactly are u fighting for?..if d guy no reason u all ur fighting will be in vain.the day i saw two chicks fighting in the street for my former 74 yr old landlord to be the main chick that's when i knew some girls are really foolish.

biacan:
Now this is a serious problem I would have advised him to tell his wife to start taking birth control pills but it seems she's already aware of it maybe she don't want to adhere to his advice on the pills........ But I suggest he should be present anytime she's about to take the pills because I know some women can be tricky sometimes Hope it helps