₦airaland Forum

Rantings of a lunatic should never be taken serious.

Too many crazy stories these days. I don't know what to believe anymore

Nairaland never disappoints

This section is my daily go to area for laughs

In a bid to save costs, people employ the services of quacks to build their homes just because they feel paying an architect will be too expensive. These professions are there for a reason. To get the building approval of anything bigger than a bungalow you need the architectural, structural, mechanical and electrical drawings and calculation sheets approved. Great work is put in by these professionals to ensure the structural integrity of the final structure.

But trust Nigerians always wanting the quick and cheapest way out. This is the end result of that negligence.

SmartProf:
When Ebonyi state voted in this man, they didn't know they had signed Messi. He has won the political "ballon d'or" back to back since 2015. Citizens of states that their governor's achievements is either to appear during children's day celebration, control traffic, sign MOU, share kerosene, share ludo, give yearly budgets botanical/scientific names, mould statue, stuff dollars, collect loans, sponsor pilgrimages etc should know that when they voted, they signed Yakubu Ayegbeni.

lmao

Vade1:
Wow interesting movie, please what’s the name of the movie pleas

The Assassin I never Knew

Truer words were never spoken.

These are the type of foot soldiers that will be used by both parties on that election day.

We hope for a violence free election, but the antecedents of both parties leading up to the election speaks otherwise.

ubunja:
A storm is coming...

The perfect scenery for it is below

Helpme774:
It's 11 pm while I'm typing this, i can't sleep because i am emotionally exhausted. Deep down i feel like taking my own life. Lockdown hasn't been easy at all. I had to create a new account for this.

I know it is not too much to ask but please if you have spare 1k or 500 naira please help me, i am begging you. I am not a scammer, neither am i a thief, if you want to confirm my identity message me, i promise to provide anything you want.

Please help me, please help me, i don't know how to do this publicly, i had to get a new account. But i really need help. Don't read this and pass, 5 hundred naira will be appreciated with so much happiness and joy.

Please i am dying slowly, please help me, message me and i will send you my account number. Please help me


Please; i work, have not been paid, I'm a student, so covid-19 necessitated staying at home. So i got a small gig, don't pay much, but I'll have to wait till end of month for the pay.

This is a very stupid way to ask for assistance. Anytime someone uses the word SUICIDE or SUICIDAL, I just switch off. I repeat it's a very stupid way of asking for assistance.

Cyberterror:
Shameless Obaseki is forcing civil servants to attend his send off rally. He will lose disgracefully on Saturday.

You guys have bad mouths sha

This Edo election is something else

Why is the video that dark? Was it a 1mp camera phone they used or what?

Jeromejnr:
You must be watching a lot of the Aussie commentator.

Yeah bro

Ozzyman reviews on YouTube. That guy is crazy and funny as hell

I always wait for his notifications and watch anything he uploads.

Nice to see someone here that likes the guy as well. Cheers bro

This dude is towing a very dangerous path. The other time he was almost killed by cultists for reasons best known to them. And now he goes to desecrate a religious site by smashing and spilling semen everywhere

He should be very careful. He is on a fast moving train to Destination fvcked.

SuperMyke:
I have been a nairalander for years but this is my first post.
My name is Michael Ameh; a poultry farmer in Ado odo local government area of Ogun state.
Yesterday, a giant crocodile � was caught just behind the farm and I felt I should share it on the forum.
I’ll be grateful if this post makes front page

Nice one. Happy to see a young man get involved in farming. Nigerians should farm more and produce enough for self sustenance. It will go a long way to ease food availability and also reduce the hike in food prices that crops up because of lesser competition.

The continued over emphasis on the oil industry is quite worrisome with fluctuating global oil prices et al. The agricultural industry needs to be revived.

Zzor:
where is the mischief?im just having fun,hope you have changed your ways

hahahhahahahh, funny you. I just go there most times when I feel like laughing to read funny stories. The thread is a comic relief for me. Have a lovely day ahead

Zzor:
Edo men are very randy.He should be in jail by now

I believe this is Rozz that used to frequent the ashewo beer parlour thread trying to convince folks there to change their ways?

Why the sudden 360 degrees turn into the new character Zzor displaying mischief everywhere you go? Shocking to say the least.

gaskiyamagana:
EFCC MUST READ AND ACT ON THIS.

I am so shocked the way these fraudsters and scammers boldly advertise their craft on this forum. Something is very wrong somewhere.

Seun needs to get his act together. This is alarming.

DamZik:
"The annual Queen Moremi Ajasoro-QMA Cultural pageant has remained unique and quite objectified, offering a place for young women to become spokespersons on social justice issues, without the objectification of entering beauty pageants. The exceptional pageant event explores the adaptation of traditionally objectified women’s spaces, into an arena for leadership development and research, which incorporates the development of culturally relevant mechanisms of leadership training within the societies."


See VOCABULARIES

I am laughing as well. In a bid to sound knowledgeable the writer ended up not passing any coherent message.

Am I the only that noticed Churchill has been doing very well for himself since his break-up from that lady?

Hunchogee:
Ibom new airport terminal complex, will topple Ibom stadium

Nice one. I love Akwa Ibom state. The state is developing fast. Reason I decided to get a property there.

Haters will surely come in and pour their venom all over this thread because they are envious of the pace of development of Akwa Ibom. Keep up the good work bro.

P/S - Akwa Ibom babes are the bomb. Another reason I love the state

Too many fake pastors these days. The ones that are actually called are less than 5%. The others were pushed into the business by hunger, lust for ladies ( I hear they sleep with their church members willy nilly ) and flashy lifestyle.

What kind of mushroom briefcase engineering company is this? See the workers using their bare hands without safety hand gloves

Why is this country like this

chukwukahenry:
Nice initiative. The other side of life is very hot for him

ndi iberibe

I see what you did there

gypsey:
Ukrainians are racists especially when a negro is messing with Ukranian women and who da hell goes to Ukraine to study? study what? Ukrainian language?

Lots of Nigerians do, all because they just want to get out of the country. Most never carry out research on the countries they intend migrating to, they just want to get out of the country. It's no wonder we keep hearing sad stories from the middle east and other nations like these whose political and social climates are very aggressive to black skinned individuals.

Kennyswag:
another igbo drug dealer killed... good

Where did you read that he was a drug dealer? He was schooling there. Nairaland sha

Ukraine has a very high population of neo nazi skinheads. These dudes are extremely racist. There has been lots of times blacks have been attacked without provocation.

The deceased is a fine boy. And we all know how white girls love hanging around fine black dudes with swag. His death might have some racist undertones.

Well I want to believe the AC is in the seating area for people visiting the tomb. I see no other reason for the AC.