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umbo:
no special dish ,get a free to air decider and an installer to combine multiple lnb for u

Thanks I will call my installer to come install it, so I can test it side by side with the DSTV channels.

The truth is I don't really watch the DSTV channels since I started using Netflix, so I am just wasting my money. This has to stop. Thanks a lot.

umbo:
over 500 free to air satellite tv channel's I have serve me ,its just awesome ,I get more than enough ,movies ,documentaries ,sport,local content,news etc

How does someone get this? Is there a special dish for it?

The increase is just outrageous. I pay about 18,500 monthly just because I use Premium subscription with extra view and pvr

This dumb attention seeker. The old members like us know her very well.

FFK is a complete disgrace. With his recent outbursts he has lost whatever relevance he had in the society.

HarunaWest:
See the nonsense am reading this morning... Walahi there gat to be an age restriction out here mehn.

I am still wondering how this senseless post made the front-page.

Too many silly stories littering the forum these days.

FFK should take a lesson in public decorum.

That outburst was uncalled for. Not fitting for someone of his status in the society. It was actually disgraceful.

Minsk24:
My people... Come and Laugh abeg

You just made my day

The one below is just too funny. Even Satan himself will be shocked

The dude doesn't look straight, but what do I know

proclinician:
Everything I know about cars I learnt from nairaland. Very rewarding for me

So true. A nairalander from the auto section was the one that handled the shipping and customs clearance of my very first car from the US. Those days we had trustworthy people on the forum. And I've also learnt a lot about automobiles from the car talk section as well.

Nowadays there is a massive proliferation of scammers, tribalists, gender wars et al. It's not all bad though, we still have some few sane people around but the mad men and mad women surpasses the sane ones

Bluezy13:
Oh...my bad!!!

I thought you were referring to wives not bitches.
I'm gonna marry a wife.
Wishing you good luck in marrying a bitch.

Dude you are just plain evil

joejah33:
When you tell me the truth that is when i will help. For the last time who engaged in the mouth action? YOU OR YOUR FRIEND?

I am telling you bro, it's so annoying. So these their so called friends never seem to have data to post it themselves or they are not computer literate? I don't bother responding to such posts that starts with ''MY FRIEND or MY --------''. Rubbish

Pimpmaride:
Boss, I just Dey pay my respect..


Tkia sir

How you dey bro? You can send me an email. Been quite busy lately

Axzobr:
Call it whatever

You are a scammer.

Chii59:
Leave her na
All these killjoys sef
What? Is it your 3m

She lies too much. For years she has always been known for her multiple lies.

Why lie to faceless people, for what? She needs to grow up and stop with the lies.

jericco1:
How do you survive?
You think NL isn't the worst of them all?!

Nope. I visit nairaland to get daily breaking news concerning the country. I don't have any need for Facebook, twitter and Instagram. I get my international news from other sites and go to quora and reddit for solid discussions. And I use LinkedIn for my professional profile.

Instagram, twitter and Facebook is all about fake living. I have zero need for them.

victorian:
Exbanker u are not suppose to be labelled a human being!

So because of 50k u want to fucvkk two sisters for as long as u live!
God punish poverty!

What if u were mistakenly blessed like my boo, who has spent and doled out 3 million naira in a space of 8months of dating me, just splash and say Princess take, and make yourself happy?
And he is still deep in money.

What will u do? Exhume and Fucvkk my dead family resting their graves ?

I wonder the kind of wicked animal uv turned into?

Tell the ladies to contact me for the balance 50k!
What rubbish!

To hell with your miserable 50k!
Tufia!

Victorian don come again

Your boyfriend spent 3 million on you in a span of 8 months You guys are not married and he spends 3m in 8 months.

This is the beauty of the Internet. You can build mansions and buy private jets and take vacations to exotic locations online, but always remember to wake up from the dream and face reality. Cheers

CAPSLOCKED:
OGBENI YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE IS. YOU FELT SHARP PAINS IN YOUR STOMACH AND ALMOST PASSED OUT.. MAYBE DUE TO HUNGER AND YOU'RE HERE TALKING NONSENSE ABOUT THE WORLD COLLAPSING.
YOU BETTER EAT SOMETHING AND CONSULT A PHYSICIAN.

Capsy my man. This got me laughing uncontrollably

This was definitely hunger pangs.

Typical Nigerian mentality bringing spirituality into everything and we wonder why we are not moving forward as a nation.

DrinkWater10:
Wow. After about eight years. But didn't the estate pressure you to develop the land or try to take it back from you?

I fenced it and put a gate. I also built a security house and hired a hausa man to live there with his wife and 2 kids. The man guards the place. And all recommended estate dues and development levies have been paid. So no issues at all.

Coldie:
The USA has no right to detain hushpuppi. He is not an American citizen neither was the crime committed in America

You don't need to be a US citizen to be tried and convicted in the US. Read up on the extradition of major drug Lords like El Chapo.

You see the FBI has the jurisdiction to protect the interests of American citizens. In the case of El Chapo and other drug Lords the mega loads of drugs that come into the US and causes death from overdose, increase in crime et al is from the cartels in Mexico. The drugs affects the American citizens negatively, this makes the Mexican cartels to be on the radar of the FBI and DEA.

As for our brother Gucci master Hush puppi majority of American citizens have fallen victim and lost millions of dollars to the fraudulent activities of him and his cohorts. This makes them public enemy number 1 in the eyes of the FBI as well. So they can be tried and sent to jail in the US for crimes committed against Americans. There is a reason the US is regarded as the Top dog of all nations. You mess with it's citizens and you pay for the crime.

A fool with a capital F.

All for the glam. Fronting money gotten through illegal means. Mumuness raised to the power of 10.

By the time he is out his Asshole will be as wide as third mainland bridge. Mumu

This Edo election must hold so we can have peace and things can go back to normal.

The only political party that has the power to put pressure on INEC is the ruling party which just means they know their candidate is just a paperweight politician and that he will surely lose.

The elections must hold. Let the electorate decide the right candidate for the job. The federal government should stay off and allow INEC do their job in peace.

lefulefu:
some guys are always anxious about freedom.Just imagine u got a job in the same town as ur parents and in ur mind you know thats not a permanent job for u and u making plans for something big but in the meantime u just have to do this job..does it make sense packing out of ur parents house? money u would be paying for rent and for food u would be saving that one in the bank and the salary u get paid u will be stashing half of it in ur account also.Until u make plans to move ahead and make use of the money u just saved.the only time u wouldnt be able to save money is if u are a gambler,womaniser and an alcoholic.if u prudent d money u would safe at the time u were staying with ur parents would be enormous.except maybe the small job u got u plan to make it ur parmanent job then u can pack out of ur parents house.

Lefu you are saying nothing but the gospel truth. During our time we never had people to advise us like it is nowadays. Some of us were just lucky to have that matured mind at a tender age and disciplined not to make bad decisions.

The young ones these days have it lucky. See as I dey talk like one old man sef

Lefu you don lose some weight o, you don dey gym. You wete looking good in the last picture I saw. Me I am still working on getting that elusive six pack abs

MrBrownJay1:
brotha Lefulefu, as much as "proper" land is an asset, not everyone is ready/willing to buy land nor all land is an asset (go ask the people who bought waterlogged land in Lekki). there is a time for everything, and right now the dude wants to be independent... why buy land and be stuck with his parents any longer?

MrBrownJay1 if the land his parents want him to get is in a choice location then he should not think twice. I bought a plot of land at Greenville Estate Ajah just close to co-operative villa for 1.6 m in 2012. That very plot of land now goes for nothing less than 10 to 12m. The dude is still young and industrious to be able to save that amount. And he can save more while still living with his parents. There is no shame there

Axzobr:
Good morning my people.
I need financial assistance right now.
I lost my job due to this covid 19 stress and I have been unable to get a new one evr since.
I would have gotten a job as a teacher but schools are closed. The factories I have visited to even get a job as a labourer insist they aren't recruiting.
I feel really depressed, hungry and lonely right now as the little savings I have have been spent already.

Kindly assist with any amount.

Pls it's better to beg than to steal or commit crime
Pls help.

You just created this account today strictly for begging.

We don't respond to new accounts because majority of them are used for scamming. If you really need assistance use your real nairaland account.

And this loss of job due to covid 19 format is old school. It doesn't work anymore

Macsjebs:
Righteousness89, so many scary stuffs happening lately o, what is happening to the world sef . This is really shocking, I am still in shock, don't know if you are shocked too .

So even you too don dey troll that Jesus younger brother

HealthWealthy:
Hi guys,

I got in touch with one of my colleagues sometime during December, the next day I saw her, I told her I liked her (so she won't friend zone me like my other colleagues)


but I noticed that ever since I told her I liked she has been really playing hard to get.


For more than 8months she doesn't reply my chats or pick my calls...the reason I still stick around is because she gives me ds vibe that she likes me too but she's just pretending


Now she replies my chats once in a while.
my plan is to keep in touch with her during this lockdown (even tho she still ignores me)...but immediately school reopens, I'll rapport with everyone in the staff room except her.


I'm contemplating doing that tho cos I told I loved her and ignoring her in real life may make it seem like I was deceiving her all along.


I don't know what to do.


help me out guys


thanks!

For more than 8 months she doesn't reply your chats

Meaning you continued chatting her for 8 months with no response

When I hear stories like this I find it hard to believe. Haba.

Dude we shouldn't be the ones to tell you to have some pride. Damn, is she the last girl on earth or what? I really don't understand. It's no wonder she has absolutely no respect for you. You've belittled yourself before her.

Please ignore her and move on. Grow some balls man.

Stop fooling yourself for a lady that has no feelings for you. There are good girls out there that will actually respect and worship you. Go out there and mingle. If you were my younger brother and you explained this your emotional situation to me I wouldn't wait for you to finish before giving you a resounding slap to bring you back to your senses. Apologies if I sound harsh but I get mad when I see guys in such situations.

Mad people full this forum sha

ExBanker if this is true and you succeed in smashing both of them I will award you The Man of the Year position

I swear your name will be engraved in the hall of fame.

Lwkmd

[quote author=Righteousness89 post=93029224]I just went through those thread links and passages as well. You answered it in the image below.

You really know your Bible sha, I give that to you.

P/S - this post should be in the Religion section and not the Romance section