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Romance › Re: See How A 4ft Snake Was Pulled From A Woman's Throat After It Entered Her Mouth by UDUJ(m): 10:52am On Aug 31, 2020
She must have been drooling everywhere, mouth wide open, spitting on her bed. The odour on the bed-sheet must have been terrible and will linger on till it's washed. Gross undecided
Travel › Re: Ghana Deports 700 Nigerians Involved In Fraud, Prostitution, Robbery by UDUJ(m): 9:27am On Aug 31, 2020
I support this move if the Nigerians involved where really involved in fraudulent activities.

People complaining have never travelled out of the country. If you see the way we are being discriminated against once you bring out that Green passport you will then realise how bad our image is internationally.
Romance › Re: Is This Rude? by UDUJ(m): 9:16am On Aug 31, 2020
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]At an event, a woman asked her little daughter to give her a plate of food instead of her giving it to you herself after she gave you the first one.[/color]
No offense mamagee but I expected by now you would have outgrown these kind of senseless questions.

Have you tried seeing a shrink in the US? Seriously you are not normal. No offense.
Romance › Re: I'm Left With Only 50k For My Education by UDUJ(m): 9:38pm On Aug 30, 2020
Mivici:
Pls I need advice, I still have a year plus to round up my degree program, before the long break, 250k was in my account now I'm only left with 53k...if school should resume today, how will I survive on 53 cash knowing fully that I have no one to run to only myself and my younger sis who is also writing waec..

Most of you would be asking what happened to the remaining 197k, ok I invested the money in business that was very risky and it all crashed and some small part of it went to my girlfriend's management, which job will I even do now before School open to enable me save upto the amount I had earlier lost.


Or which bizz Should I invest the remaining 53k, one mind is telling me to play leed city straight win in their first epl match
cheesy grin cheesy This guy is just trolling.
Family › Re: Why You Should Avoid 2019 And 2020 Monikers Begging by UDUJ(m): 7:24pm On Aug 30, 2020
Seun needs to do something about it fast. I stopped responding to requests because you cannot tell which ones are genuine.

I just found out another famous beggar just got a new moniker and created series of threads yesterday. People have no shame anymore. And yes we all should stop responding to monikers in the 2019-2020 creation period as over 95% of them are scammers.
Politics › Re: IGP: Politicians Arming, Deploying Thugs For Edo, Ondo Polls by UDUJ(m): 4:45pm On Aug 30, 2020
This is no news. Everyone knows the useless politicians see this election as a do or die affair and will do anything within their power to achieve victory.

I just pity the youths of Edo state that will risk their lives for these politicians.
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Out If You Have For The Sake Of God by UDUJ(m): 10:30pm On Aug 29, 2020
Jimbadly:
What an impatient human being you are. Just few posts and you expect people to start showering you with money as if you gave anyone money to keep for you.

Just cos someone up there made a minor comment, you've already taken offence and started castigating nairaland and regretting coming here to ask for assistance. Nawa for you o. Na so you daft reach?
Nairaland has turned into a begging platform. And the most annoying part is that some of the beggars feel so entitled. Like you owe them a duty to respond positively to their often frivolous claims. It's annoying.
Sports › Re: What Is Your Greatest Football Moment? by UDUJ(m): 10:28pm On Aug 29, 2020
anyaekekehinde:
That match is where I learnt perseverance...

It's one of the greatest demostration of the dramatic nature of life
I get goosebumps anytime I remember that match.
Sports › Re: What Is Your Greatest Football Moment? by UDUJ(m): 9:55pm On Aug 29, 2020
Mine was Man U winning the champions league against the mighty bayern Munich in 1999. I became a Man U fan that day and have been ever since.

That Man U team was the most complete team I have ever seen in football Beckham, Scholes, Cole, Sheringham, Neville brothers et al. Damn what a squad cool
Politics › Re: How We Killed Uwaila, Suspect Confesses - Full Video by UDUJ(m): 9:48pm On Aug 29, 2020
Ishilove:
Are there any indications that she knows her son's whereabouts?
Well it's alleged. Knowing how mothers can be so protective of their kids even when they know they might have done wrong (using my mum as an example whenever I committed atrocities when I was young cheesy) I am forced to believe the allegations unless proven otherwise.

P/S - see attached image from the post below.

Politics › Re: How We Killed Uwaila, Suspect Confesses - Full Video by UDUJ(m): 9:33pm On Aug 29, 2020
majamajic:
The woman on blue wrapper is representing his runaway son

When is comes to going prison how she wants do am ?
As long as the son is still nowhere to be found the woman will continue her vacation in jail. That's the way things are done in the country and I support it in this case because it seems she aided her son in escaping and might really know of his whereabouts.
Romance › Re: Life Is Not Beautiful Anymore by UDUJ(m): 9:31pm On Aug 29, 2020
Loyalqwin:
I was cheated on betrayed and I am forced to kill myself but I lay course on you I won't forgive you because you made me believed you loved me you destroyed my whole world � goodbye world.
So because you were cheated on you want to kill yourself? You think you are too ugly and no guy will ever date you again or what? Or the guy is the only one for you in this life?

Do as it pleases you. The world needs strong willed people and needs to rid itself of weaklings.
Romance › Re: I Need Advice On A Sweet Relationship That Turns Toxic by UDUJ(m): 9:28pm On Aug 29, 2020
yomi007k:
Op didn't read ubunja red pills...

You need the pills to get well bro. grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: How We Killed Uwaila, Suspect Confesses - Full Video by UDUJ(m): 9:21pm On Aug 29, 2020
This ugly witch I circled below is the one I suspect the most. Very dirty looking creature.

People say she was the one that contracted those idiots to kill her. Evil personified.

Dirty, ugly, envious and demonic woman.

Health › Re: Help! Movement Of Objects All Over My Body by UDUJ(m): 9:12pm On Aug 29, 2020
raycoolman2:
Sivoryl 500mg
Erythromycin
Take one morning and one night (12 hrs gap) first day. Then one daily for four days. I.e first day is morning and night while other days is one daily. thank me later
Acrofab:
thanks I will do that
Please let's rule out the physical before bringing in the spiritual. The treatment regimen above is for Resistant staphylococcal skin infections, which I earlier suspected.

You said it feels like a snake is moving inside your body, I think that's a psychological/mental disorder in the form of dementia and some form of OCD-Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. So you might need to see a psychiatrist as well. I wish you good luck.
Health › Re: Help! Movement Of Objects All Over My Body by UDUJ(m): 8:44pm On Aug 29, 2020
Acrofab:
This has lasted for over 15years. It started after I ate in the dream. Have gone for tests and nothing was found out except malaria and typhoid.

Have prayed and fasted but when it seems the movements is subsiding, I found myself eating in the dream again and the movements will increase.

It is really making life unbearable to me cos the only time I don't feel the movement is when i am sleeping.
Please if you know what I can do to free kindly let me know.
please your help is needed.
You need to be more specific. We need to rule out any physical ailment as the cause before concluding it's spiritual.

When you say objects are moving round your body do you mean like itching all over ( people suffering from staph infections also have this itching that seems to move round the body). Or you mean physical objects are moving round your body like a snake or something?

Your explanation is too vague to make a conclusion.

For someone like myself that doesn't believe in all this spiritual nonsense I think you need to go do some serious tests vdrl et al at a good laboratory to find out what's really wrong with you. Your explanation looks like a severe staph infection and these infections could linger on for years and develop resistance to most antibiotics.
Crime › Re: 38-Year-Old Dad Defiles 4-Year-Old Daughter In Uyo, Cut Her Vagina With Scissors by UDUJ(m): 6:25pm On Aug 29, 2020
Zeion422:
What do you guys propose we do too dis animal in man form?
Castration then incarceration for the rest of his miserable life. Before the castration there should be community beating as well.
Romance › Re: The Day I Injected Petrol In My Testicles. (True Story) by UDUJ(m): 5:35pm On Aug 29, 2020
Durentt:
who's a shrink?
A shrink is a psychiatrist. A mental health professional. With what I read up there I think you really need to see a psychiatrist. Something is just not right up there, no insults.

Seriously you need a shrink and fast.
Education › Re: Help: My Family Wants Me To Study Law But I Don't Want To by UDUJ(m): 3:07pm On Aug 29, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Ogbeni op
Be a real niggarrr and go for what you want

Our tertiary institutions go just dey smile as you and your family dey argue about career
Because last last na them want decide for you...by the time them give you course way una nor expect then una body go calm down

Untill now me and my family still dey in shock how[b] university of Benin take Change my destiny come give me computer science[/b]
During my time at Uniben my department shared the same building with your's. Mine was on the ground floor (Geology). Good times bro, good times. Enjoy your time in Uniben. That school molded me into who I am today. Cheers cool
Celebrities › Re: Chadwick Boseman Dies At 43 After 4-Year Battle With Cancer by UDUJ(m): 6:12am On Aug 29, 2020
Wettoid123:
Hmmmmmmm so sad, cancer is deadly taking the treatment is even more deadlier,rip!
And painful. Very very painful. The pains from chemotheraphy is out of this world. I lost a white classmate we did Masters together to Lung Cancer.

The guy was always in tears whenever the chemotheraphy treatment starts. I always felt his pains when visiting him.
Celebrities › Re: Chadwick Boseman Dies At 43 After 4-Year Battle With Cancer by UDUJ(m):
So many deaths this year 2020.

Wow, just wow shocked

R.I.P Black Panther cry

I will always remember that his line in Black Panther - We don't do that here cry
Romance › Re: Life Is Not Beautiful Anymore by UDUJ(m): 3:54pm On Aug 28, 2020
Durentt:
it's curse and not course. You should stay alive to improve on your English.
lmao cheesy grin cheesy
Romance › Re: My New Born Baby Worth To Be Endorsed By A Company For Advert by UDUJ(m): 12:50pm On Aug 28, 2020
decatalyst:
That is why it is very dangerous to trust any news or intent on Nairaland. Lots of fabricated stories and cry for help.

It is annoying!
I mean, just imagine the rubbish, using an innocent baby to create traffic? I really hope the baby is really hers, if not such a woman should be locked up.
Family › Re: Do You Need A Baby For Advert by UDUJ(m): 12:49pm On Aug 28, 2020
belatoxx:
I can say anything to generate viewer traffic for my baby okay I mean no harm just do let it be I post in a lot of section sir or ma
I really hope the baby is yours. This act is irritating. Goodluck to you
Romance › Re: My New Born Baby Worth To Be Endorsed By A Company For Advert by UDUJ(m): 12:46pm On Aug 28, 2020
belatoxx:
My baby worth to be endorsed by a company for advert. Hope I can see a good company that will sign her up for advert.,... Pls Like and Share I know she will get there.

Location: Ibadan
In another thread you created in the family section you said you saw this baby today. Are you the mother or what? What type of attention seeking is this?

Family › Re: Do You Need A Baby For Advert by UDUJ(m): 12:44pm On Aug 28, 2020
belatoxx:
Hello nairalander I saw this baby today her beauty is real perfect I wish a company can use her for advertisement. This is epitome of beauty.

Pls pardon me I don't know where to post this.
You saw this baby today or this is your baby? Is this right? You forgot you created a similar thread in the romance section saying you want companies to come sponsor your baby?

Smh undecided

Travel › Re: Flood Sweeps Man Away In Trademore Estate, Abuja by UDUJ(m): 12:28pm On Aug 28, 2020
SegFault:
You want him to dive into a raging river? I don't understand again
Just imagine the dumb question that guy is asking? So I should risk my life jumping into a raging flood? No sense at all

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