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ugolinze123:
if i tell you that my wife of two years with a year old baby still watches Nikloodeon and cartoon network like one watching an action pack movie....you no go believe. . sometimes its funny and other times its no longer funny especially wen i wan watch news.
lets hear yours.

Haba you should even be happy she doesn't watch those telemundo and zee world channels. I really see nothing wrong there sha.

There are some nice cartoons I still watch once in a while on netflix like Transformers Prime, Tales of Arcadia, Penguins of Madagascar et al. Abeg you don't have a problem bro

GerraMeh74:
Nansense...

One of them

Idowster:
Yeah i lyk quoting stupid people

So you like the back and forth bantering. It gets tiring for me

I am an enigma. You can never figure me out

Seun please give us a block button. So we can never get mentions from some known nonentities

Twitter and Facebook, 2 sites I never visit. Along with their cousin Instagram. The unholy trinity of fakeness

Abouwaza:
Why do we celebrate mediocrity in this corntree

Seriously I just tire. I wonder why I was born a Nigerian.

How can you be celebrating someone for performing his job? A job we put him there to do. Damn

And don't be surprised he is doing this because he has his eyes on 2023. We know them. Rubbish

ublight:
guys, i do not even understand this girl again o. I mean what in the world has come over her this time. In the morning she snubbed me, now she is telling me she wants to buy me lunch today.

I just told her if i am hungry i will let her know. That one be say i no go chop lunch be dat. B4 i go chop na evening. Make she keep her lunch.

You write well and got me intrigued. But I suppose give you knock on the head for the endless suspense you gave us all this time.

Well I don't know about you, but as a guy that has been in this game for long I will advise you to ignore her and avoid office romance. They never end well.

Bro code 2.0 states don't s*hit where you eat. So I never date co-workers, neighbours or even church members ( when I used to go to church, now I've stopped cause it's all bullshit).

Palema007:
One did the same thing to Me some minutes ago on another thread, what's that? Can't someone type his or her opinion without a mentally unstable nonentity jumping on it to insult? Very disgusting lots!

It shows how much empty and mannerless these boys are!. BTW I'm a lady.

You will just give yourself high bp over nothing. Not all mentions need a response. See my signature

Righteousness89:
..

Patiently waiting for your response to this.

This is where we really need your input.

You need to refute this statement with points and not your usual ranting.

godfrey02:
Hello nairalander. I have a male friend 29 years old . will be 30 by next year. He told his gf that he would be settling down (getting married ) next year. That he has a target for himself and that target will not exceed next year.. To my utmost surprise, his gf disagreed that she is not ready yet and since then she has been misbehaving. What's your advice for him please.

We all know this so called friend is you, but no wahala let's move on.

It's simple, the babe is not ready to be tied down in marriage and feels she still wants to explore the world more ( if you understand what I mean ). You can't force her to marry you if she doesn't want to. Unless you want her to to marry you out of pity and that's the worst thing that can happen to a man. You will end up having a very miserable marriage, your wife won't respect you, cheating on both sides might be involved. It's just a recipe for disaster.

You are just 29 turning 30 , sorry I meant your friend , why the rush to get married? The babe doesn't want to marry you, sorry I meant your friend. Please move on. You or your friend will find a lady ready to settle down and not one that feels she is being compelled to go into this union called marriage.

PrettyPrint:
chest beaters have started again

We all have a part to play to clean up the nations image. We should not be encouraging fraudsters.

P/S - I wasn't chest beating. Nuff said

topstories:
Don't disturb me please, I'm not the cause of your problems.

Dude be very careful quoting me. Be very very careful. The Internet is not as anonymous as you think it is. And you have no idea the person chatting with you right now.

All it takes is the co-operation of seun and I will flush you out wherever you may be in the country. Be warned

TrollKiller:
If typing the entire story in one post is too much work for you, then keep it

We aren't in 2010 anymore

I just tire for the op. The guy thinks we all are undergraduates that covid 19 has kept in the house, thus we have all the time in the world. Not knowing some of us are busy persons and get very angry when an interesting story keeps going on and on and on like the walking dead never ending series.

Op be warned. Behave yourself

Illusioneffect:
be careful of the friends you keep

I wish I could like this statement more than once.

We really need to be careful of the friends we keep and keep your successes and secrets to yourself in this country. People are vile, envious and just plain evil.

For me I keep everyone at arms length. It's a good thing I'm an introvert to begin with. I love my me time and never allow anyone get too close.

The mind of an average Nigerian is evil. Most times Satan himself gets shocked at the actions of Nigerians

Artiiclebeast:
Any small thing dagger.

Na when I see poisoned dagger for under one of my Hausa babe bed those days na that day she see me last.

No be me person wan forget dagger for him belle in case I no meet up for bed.

hidhrhis:
That's how scientist will discover the existence of God

Over the course of world history some very famous scientists have one time or the other believed in the existence of God

https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_56afa292e4b057d7d7c7a1e5/amp

Good thing it was found in Djibouti and not Nigeria. Because the next picture you will see is that of a well cooked and fried elephant shrew meat diced with pepper

Nigerians now eat anything and use the excuse of hardship caused by covid-19

lefulefu:
hm op u also have streatch marks?
i thought dudes rarely suffer from it and its mostly common with the female folks
Anyway u should tell ur friend to try and eat more foods that are rich in collagen and vitamin A like eggs,oranges,vegetables and carrots.The collagen and Vitamin A might not necessiraly eliminate the streatch marks but it will at least make it fade and improve on the skin appearance.
thats my tip

Lefu at the boldfaced, fat men also have stretch marks. And people that were formally obese that lost weight rapidly also have stretch marks. Reason some lean or slim guys can also have stretch marks. Then slim people experiencing fast growth can develop stretch marks as well.

Nothing hurts more in this life than the realization that someone else has been seriously pounding, digging and lashing your wife. Men that hurts.

Sometimes in your alone time, you just start imagining the way your wife was moaning while the dude or dudes were pounding away and she keeps shouting HARDER-HARDER-DEEPER-DEEPER, damn

Fvcknigga:
recently got involved with a girl things were going well though she opened up to me Nd I told her alot about me even my game deal breaker and I got her involved my work but as time went on I realized this girl used everything I said about myself against me, mehn I am still mad at myself even the little involvement I got her she used it to elevate herself in school become popular while I was left in the dark recently I got sacked from where i was working guess what? this girl plotted her escape Nd left the very moment we had a fight tried to get her back but this time her no was no I'm still traumatized by the experience I'm telling yall never tell on yourself and most importantly keep her away from your work ones she learned me she left me cuz there wasn't much more to learn funny part is at the end I gave her something money couldn't buy I'm ashamed of myself cus I'm a constant nairalander but I made that mistake b4 realising it ...I messed up badly

I had serious migraine headache trying to read and understand what you wrote up there . Will you die if you use punctuation marks in your write-up?

Now to your story - you've learnt your lesson and that's a good one. It will do you well never to repeat this in your future relationships.

And this SIMP word has been so bastardized on this forum. We were all simps once, it happens to the best of us. It only becomes bad when it's a recurring pattern, which inevitably means there is little or no hope for such a guy. This goes both ways not just for men, but also for women.

When you've been badly burnt and get knocked to the ground, get up, dust yourself and never repeat the same mistake ever again.

Sirfemisky:
Today i had a great sex with a sex worker but with condom.
we kissed passionately and i sucked her boobs with passion..
my friends said i am finished for doing that..
Please i need your advice urgently.
Is it safe?

Why would you kiss a sex worker? Someone who engages in paid sex with anyone (a public toilet)- be it conductors, touts, armed robbers, ritualists,well dress mad men (yes there are some like that) etc etc.

Although kissing is considered to be low-risk when compared to actual sexual intercourse and MouthAction, it’s possible for kissing to transmit herpes, and syphilis. Transmission is possible when there is the presence of microscopic sores in the mouth.

Next time don't do that.

This is the reason I don't joke with the welfare of my dogs. I have 2 german shepherd dogs and apart from them being responsible for guarding the house against thieves and pestilences like snakes et al, they are also my best friends. Their loyalty to me is out of this world.

A dog will give is life up for you. They see me as their ALPHA (the leader of their pack). I trust them more than I trust human beings.

If you are fortunate to have your own house, please get a dog. And get them as puppies so you can easily train them. The adult ones are already set in their ways and very difficult to train.

Legit hustle gives you peace of mind. You sleep well at night with no fear of the authorities chasing you or people going diabolical against you.

Ishilove:
UDUJ, you gave the OP?

I did sometime ago

WhisperedNoise:
8 years engagement?

Lord of the rings...

8 years is more than Lord of the rings. That should be called Emperor of the rings

Haba the guys head is not okay. How can you keep a lady for 8 years in the guise of engagement? Not cool.

Righteousness89:
Lovely, Beautiful , Classy and Exquisite Interior Sittings He has there..

But Having all these without Having JESUS is a Worthless, Meaningless, Vanity and Not Worth it at all....

In Quest For Wealth, Ensure you Have what is Most Important..

Having Jesus is Most Important

You are quickly becoming a nuisance on this forum..

greggng:
Who told you she was raped? Pls read again what the lady said about the man...she was enjoying sex with him untill pregnancy shows ..,..but let me ask simple question ..,if every nairalander with a kind heart contributes 1000naira each which must be sent through seun, this lady will be able to rent a decent house and start up some business with her life ...while pursuing the spiritual aspect ...I wish I can help her with everything ...

I don't think she really needs our financial help because she would have said so. That notwithstanding if I can get actual proof that her condition is real and not a scam ( too many scams on this forum these days) I don't mind contributing something tangible to enable her get accommodation. Other nairalanders can chip in and any moderator or seun or a trusted nairalander like ishilove et al could be responsible for handling the funds and remiting to the lady.

Mizflo:
Thanks for the advice. I have lost faith in Jesus because if he was there I wouldn’t have been suffering like this . I don’t want to look for him because he has never care about me and I don’t want to know him

If you are not trolling and actually telling the truth, it will do you well to contact the 2 nairalanders below. One is ready to act as a counsel and provide guidance for your adoption process and the other actually wants to adopt your child.

I really hope you are not wasting our time here. A lot of us are very busy people. Please see the attached image below

lefulefu:
this is going to be interesting

Lefu this whole redpill and feminist battle has been gathering serious heat for the past 2 weeks now

Serious gender war going on. Just remaining for each group to bring physical weapons to the battlefield