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Hmm nawa o,same thing here. I registered my sim a few months back,with all they needed. Why are they just misbehaving?
Infact mine was sent 2ce,and then they added one part:10,000naira credit as compensation which can be accessed after I've updated my sim. I went to the adress I was told to go and after missing my way and spending extra,they said they had closed! D crowd there ehn,at almost 4pm wld be more than 150,lol!
The only reason I'll go through this stress again,is because of the 10k credit I'll be getting hehehe!

Oga sir,you're quoting the wrong person o,haba! Lol. You might wanna check again,and see where your error is.

josite:
if u truly have Christ,,this will not be your opinion.to say a hundred naija girls are the same even from the same tribe or family or from the same school is wrong.there are good babes.pls let the christ in you help u find one and stop troubling your life with lies of the devil.who doesn't like money and you that is testing,could u survive one single test of your Christianity should JESUS attempts to test u.marraige is beautiful ,it depends on who u go along with into it.when goat fellowship with sheep,problems must Nigerian men are very poor in communication,too large ego,ur babe cant tell u the sex is bad and if she does ur ego is bruised rather than thanked her and work on your fucking skills.

Toks! Toks!! Toks!!! How many times I call you sir? Nsido? Easy man and stop bashing the female folks jo,lol

Toks2008:
I am really rolling on the floor right now laughing my ass out.

Me frustrated..common you need a good smacking for spewing that trash..

I will rather remain single rather than marry all these naija hopeless money mongers..YES IM NOT A "RICH GUY" but over 3 years after an ordeal with a money freak of a lady, i have tested every lady i have met pretending to be so broke as in broke and they all failed woefully in the area of love of money over true affection and honestly but for christ i really don't see any need to get married.

If you quote me again to spew dust i will give you a resounding e-slap..am i the type who will look frustrated?do you know how many ladies i have around me that i can easily sleep with one each day...please give yourself brain.

Marriage is over-hyped and as i will always say that but for my love for christ i wil never consider marriage even for the next 10years.

-I can always get baby mamas as many as i want.
-I can always pay a cook to give me the best meals.
-I can always hire a maid to clean my house.
-I can always get as many girls to keep me company

So tell me one freaking reason why i should be frustrated? It is a lady's thing to be worried but for me even at 60 i can marry a 30year old sweet naija lady..after all is it not about money? A naija babe will not mind to be the 10th wife of a rich man rather than be the only man in a broke guy's life so please help me park very well one side.

If you quote me again...

Abasi udiong!

TheSonOfMark:
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How easy for you to admit that. You conveniently evaded the fact that it took more than a little persuasion on your part before she agreed to tumble beneath the sheets with you.

It's a DATE for Pete's sake! You both are already in a relationship and having sex within the confines of a relationship isn't casual sex. She's not the _whore you're trying to paint her as. She isn't getting paid for it or in return for a favour.

The sex is consented. If you think a girl worths less for having sex in A RELATIONSHIP then you're worth less than you rate yourself.
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Here to read comments and learn tho,lol!

@bluepearls,sonofananimal thanks for the wishes.
@missbronze u again, lol. Were you for see compatibility? @magneto*coughs* who might not be a good boy again? Lol
@halexito nice write up dear.
@bisjosh yes o, we already heard some engagements took place at the get together party and wedding bells are tolling loudly as stated by @op we're hoping it will start from there, then others will follow suit by His grace.
So we thank God for seeing us thru 52sundays, many were the plans of the enemy but God's grace kept us. I don't know about you but I've decided to always be in an attitude of gratitude all the time, dwelling on the many things God did that I failed to see and in that way am reminding Him of the ones He's yet to do.
He's been faithful to me o, in this year, Dunno about you. 2015 has been my best year so far but I know 2016 will surpass it by a wide margin(same goes for you all, Amen)
Have a great nite all

Then you haven't watched"headgone" a movie he acted in produced by sound sultan and baba dee. Basket man was a crazeman insid,lol!

pyyxxaro:
Craze for fit basket mouth shaaa

edikaniu:
You are welcome dear.

Are you about to start a business in Nigeria? Or do you intend to do that in future?

I intend to go into something else aside my beading. Paid employment isn't working jare,lol

Myself too I was wondering why he hadn't posted but again I saw his moniker but his comment seemed like it was hidden. Oh glad to know he's been unbanned. Dat means dis banning thing is done at will. Abg o,dis thread is a very important one ,and we need his likes. For now we hvnt heard from heavenent,hope dat one hasn't been banned too. Welcome bak dear

Haba,but dis isn't fair jo,lol! Food? Yes am excited. Phone? Yes am super excited. Then back to food? Crestfallen,lol! Anyways I go eat d fud,and vex small,e nor reach for breakup or huge fight. If I wan vex,wetin make d 2mins Miss Universe(colombia) come do?
You never can tell o,dis person might come back to give you d real contents of d fone later*winks*
Happy boxing day
Pls check my signature,God bless

Amen o!

freshness2020:
My Joy is that both are still alive.. No matter how cheap evil is, none of my family and friends will be able to afford it. That shall be your prayer also. Amen.

Am deeply saddened by this! I read the post were u said she's on oxygen and silently prayed for her and now dis? At dis season when one shd be celebrating. May her sould rest in perfect peace. Take heart bro,my heartfelt condolences

@all thanks for the mentions. @nouvelle,glad to read from u again,been a while tho,hope u had fun today wit hubby?Amen to your prayers.I shd read ur diary session today,always exciting and also @TollyB's*smiles* Hope our Xmas went well? Mine did,got a suprise visit from someone I ddnt know was in town,and wasn't expecting till Jan. My day was made jare. Have a great nite rest*hugs*

That area has always been a black spot. From that breweries side all the way to costain. One just has to be careful and pray not to run into them even during day time!

Wish you the same,enjoy your day. *hugs*

ikihealthplus:
MERRY CHRISTMAS FAMILy

Oh not again! On Christmas day? Father Lord pls hav mercy on Your children. Enough of the deaths!
May their soul Rest In Perfect Peace

Merry Christmas everybody

magneto:
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!

@udysweet, special merry xmas to u my dear...oya take 30mins e-hug! Close ur eyes and begin to count...

Pls make it one hour na,its very cold and windy today in Lagos,lol! Merry christmas dear,may your day be filled with so much joy and hapiness

Aaaaww thanks!merry christmas!

benedictnsi:
My warm Christmas wishes goes to....

[b] Oga Seun (over-all commander in Chief)

Oga Lalasticlala (i go like see your face or picture one day i love your way jor)


Ishilove ( nwa di sweet...... Wish you well)



Mynd44 ( doh you no like me but i wish you well..... Reduce my blocking )


INTROVERT (commander in Chief NL association of FTC)

LadyF (though she don sell her phone, her NL carreer don enter relegation)


Chocolateme (at her age she still d celebrate FTC even when sompipu don tire 4 d tin.. Wish u well)


Madridguy ( doh i be Barcelona fan, i wish u well after trashing you 4 ur home)


BlissB (my best female friend here buh she abandoned me)


Cutehector ( my tight nigga....... Bad combo)


Misspicy (my pinopino baby)


Agarawu23 ( my manest man.... But im network d fluctuate)


TonyeBarcanista ( de "El plurabus unum"...... My man)


Ishiamu (bad guy with good mouth...... I wish u well)


Airforce1 ( i wish you well nigga, i need your album in 2016)


Queennikky ( very secret fine girl for Nairaland)


Viviangist ( our greatest amebo for gist..... Wish you well)


Ijebabe ( my best mod)


Explorers ( have learnt from you alot.... Wish you greater height)


Chimkaire ( wish you well......)


SUGARBEE ( purely made of sugar)


Benedictac ( my namesake wish you well)


Stephansmily ( i sight you pall... Wish you well)


Punkyveer ( i wish you well)


Madcow ( very good bad guy)


Sugarbelly4 ( you are blessed)


MizMycoli ( i wish you well baby)


Sinaj ( i wish you well)


Vizkiz ( my paddy, wish you well)


SlimAdenike ( you are recognised)


Murphyibiam15 ( my personal doctor)


Tosyne2much ( de prolific and creative writer.... Wish you well)


Redgem


CR77 ( ma baby )


Estharfabian ( wish you well baby)


Ihedioramma ( o ga adiri gi n'mma)


Omotayor123 (wish you well)

Tberry01 wish you well

Enkaynwa (wish you well)


PrettyHausagirl ( wish you well baby)


Kelsgal ( wish you well)


Onyiido (wish you well)


Udysweet (wish you well)


Freemanan (wish you well)


FREEGLOBE ( wish you well)


Aitee1 (wish you well baby)


KINGSNEEZE (wish you well nigga)


Monikween ( God bless you)


Johnydon22 (wish you well my nigga)


Mrsphyno ( wish you well)


Udondeymadt (wish you well)


Ebiz12 ( I remember you..... Wish you well)



I wish you all d bestest best........ Cheers [/b]

And it ends there abi? Lol. So I trust you will go into hiding now from your lady so you don't take her out? Grand of you,lol!
Me I want a microwave sha,since we're are talking about gifts in addition to true love(dunno if Santa can helpme throw him down the chimney tonight,hahaha)

Cutehector:
Take me out.. Dats just wad dey want

Goodmorn,hav a merry christmas in advance y'all!

Hmmm still seeing so many wishes for christmas! God pls send help our way ,You're never late and Your timing is always perfect. Let's Your timing be now,reach out to all who needs your touch,healing,favour,happiness,jobs,spouse and let's all have a cause be overtly joyous and happy.
Goodmorning,its a day to Christmas,am super excited!

God bless you for this piece! Will surely go thru it step by step again,to fully grasp all.

Here in Lagos,as at today a carton of turkey at ijora is sold for 7600 while chicken laps d big ones goes for 6400(turkeys are usually more expensive)
I can't say for rice cos I ddnt buy(I won a 25kg bag yday on a radio show,so I have free rice,lol)
For me,things are still reasonable. Tomatoes at mushin todau,very strong,red and big ones,5 pieces goes for 200. So wit under 1k or der about depending on d portion of d stew,u can get fresh peppers,bell peppers and tomatoes including the longer version of peppers.
I can however say tin tomatoes are a bit expensiv

@magneto,lol! Ok o. @missbronze u dey see ya handwork okwaya? Infact @ilaje44 sef dey one corner dey produce songs for d moment,oda be o,lol!
Una 3,well done,lol! Okpa is d new way to set d love going,hehehe

Hmmm,true words @Op. You cldnt have said it any better. May God help us all and give us the best:someone deserving of us to make us know it was worth the long wait. 2016 is sure gonna usher in a lot,among wch shall be miracle marriages,Amen!
Good morning all,have a great day!

Goodmornong lovelies! Hope our night went well? Thank God for that.
Ok,here from me to every single one of you on this thread:
Toks2008,
Klassik
DDshow
Magneto
Nouvelle
Gratefulme40
Torqque7
Bisjosh
Fourfunmi
Vivaciousvivi
Missbronze
Blessedbeads
Bleble
Tollyb
Lolu20
Myminder
Choix007
Melsan
Bluepearls
Halexito
Zubinike
Sparkles003
Xerum
Ilaje44
Sonofananimal
Neoapocalypse
Tip or nipple
Dmola
Henryhemon
Venusbetty
Milychocs
PetkruzSisioge
Matrix199
Emzilia
Including @op and all the guests who drop by to read. Y'all truly made me not just smile but made me laugh and a lot!
Have a merry Christmas in advance.(Pls pardon me if your name isn't included,I can always come back to modify,lol!)
Have a great day everyone plenty*e-hugs* for you

Good morning lovelies!
From me to you with love. Every single one on this forum who have added value to my life,patronised me,reffered me to others,criticised me constructively including the bashings,lol! Infact including the ones who tried to scam me thru fictitious business deals(God is watching you o) I say a Big THANK YOU! 2015 was an awesome year for me,let's do this again in 2015.
Have a great day*hugs and kisses*

And pls check my signature for no 8,lol!
Nice ideas,like the idea of the restauranting tho

Chartey
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That number 5 ehn!

Lalasticlala please check this thread for number 7

https://www.nairaland.com/2814646/beautiful-work-art-christmas-gift


OK so I'm first to comment and I didn't get any alert. So why all the jubilation when people make it?

Hahahah! Gerarahia mehn! But seriosly,dats tru o. Dos oyinbo own,na nite dos kids go hang socks dey wait santa to slide dwn d chimney wit d goodies wey he drop beside d christmas tree. Naija own na colored nylon wit small tins,as ur pocket reach,lol! Its all fun sha.
But wat I see here is jus a diff in color,if dat blackman attempt to paint him face white,he go be lik dat small pikin wey wan cry die wen dem put am for naija santa,lap,lol! I tink it was a recent fp topic gan

simonlee:
Lols.... Naija sha....
Santa claus be like "here is an iPhone for you,you've been a good boy''
Father Christmas be like "here is a plastic cup for, your papa no gree pay''

This pic I saw last year

Never mind dea. Goodmorn,,have a happy celebration.

MYMINDER:
Udysweet, kindly explain what you meant. I am not sure what you are implying. When you do, I will take it from there.

Cheers

Hahahaha! Chai,NL o,making me happy since july 2013!
@missbronze bia dis my nwannem nwanyi,pls be sure to be present to offer toast on our wedding day o,when magneto finally magnets udysweet(abi no b u matchmake us ni,lol)
@ilaje44,u and magneto don join dis "lips" issue ni. I tot d mata had died dwn o,was a hot topic for a while b4 u guys joined,now una do re awaken am,lol! Mak I go remove dat dp mbok,lol(by d way I filteredt it o)
@ilaje44,pls sir are u into music?I see a lot of music videos links,u seem to hav a sizeable collections churning out wats best for each scenario. Abg find one to describe my mood now mbok. Apologies also,I hv noticed d "ilaje" in ur name,so now I knw d lang u and @fourfunmi converse in. But I think "ilaje" is found in almost all d riverine areas in naija abi? I might be wrong o.
@halexito,loverboy extraordinaire,lol! Nice write up dear.
@bisjosh,am fine dear. How did your day go?
@all(honestly d list is growing I can't keep up wit names,make I no offend dos I fit forget to list,lol. But trust me I'll edit my list again)hope our day went well? And harmattan nko? Not much lik dat in lag but enof to mak me go abt wit hanky and tissue cos of dust and sneezing,lol!
@myminder,I called u out?lol! U dnt let go tins,do u?
Have a great nite.
One last one,magneto. So na only okpa u wan use mesmerize me? Oda o,kontinu,lol

magneto:
Hehehe udypeperempe, how I go do na? U knw say na soso totori ur mata jus dey totori me so... . Do come abeg, I go keep one warehouse of okpa for u only.

Chai dis magneto,ur own sef wan pass bronzy own o,loool!
@bisjosh,been a while,glad to see u here.
@ilaje44,ekabo sir,glad to hav u here and to also see that uav settled in fully.
Choix007,harmatan not dat bad in lag as is every were else,but d thin is still hooking us sha,lol! Aaawww,dnt mind @missbronze dat ddnt matchmake u,dis match maker come and finish ya work,mbok,lol!
@fourfunmi,dis una language ,me no undertsnad o,is it ijebu language?
Halexito d poet,d loverboy,d diehard romantic,lol! How u today dear?
@DDshow,love nwantintin,@fourfunmi must be blushing to high heavens,pls let d wedding bells ring fast jo*winks*
Oga patapata,oga to sure ju,awon olori oko general one of gbo gbo every,hahaha. Make una guess who I wan hail so? Who else if not @Toks2008,hahah(he go kill me)
How are u sir,hope ur gud.
@tollyB tnx dear for d mentions
@alabakunlekam,welcome.
@vivaciousvivi,how re u sis?hop ur doin fine now?*hugs*
@klassik,na once a green moon u dey show now abi?abg come post jo,lol
Aight guys,enjoy d rest of ur weekend,hugs