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lomprico:
this FG mumu gan!

truecaller breaches nothing. if I save a number as 'tupac' on my phone trucaller will tag that number as tupac. until the real owner of the number uses a different name to register d number in his/her phone before the name changes.

True caller only searches to see if a particular number is tagged with any name anywhere online.

donstan18:
This is insecurity at its peak since you're yet to catch her.

Or maybe, just maybe, you have very good reason to think and feel the way you are feeling because there are some flirty activities that is expected of a married Nigerian to quit or reduce.


But in my opinion bruv, I'll advice you to reduce the way you stalk her phone and life and focus on how to train your kids, before you die of HBP, because you never complained of her inability to contribute on the welfare of your kids, you are just uncomfortable with her Slaying life . Stop stalking her so that you don't find out what you've been longing to see. If possible; Start slaying too.

Not all women are ready to turn to an old mgbeke because of marriage, some like looking good and you should be happy you have one because they are few.

sinaj:
Lwkmd

Isnt this what some men are praying for? To get a wife that will remain sexy and goodlooking after child birth.
If it was the opposite you would have still opened a thread too.
One man meat is another's poison sha

Oga work on your insecurities jore or better still wait till you catch her redhanded before you give yourself hbp.

Wickedfacts:
Did Osinbajo come to console your family?

He actually should have come to console your family. Cos for a family to produce something like you is a calamity.

Wickedfacts:
Did Osinbajo come to console your family?

He actually should have come to console your family. Cos for a family to produce something like you is a calamity.

LINTUNE:
lame excuse, even with and average size of 6 inches would want to be enlarged, so tell me, is 6_7 inches small?

After exhausting all her talks, she ran out of ideas to keep the atmosphere less boring. What about me? You go wait wait wait, you go tire cos I'm boring as hell.
Well, things usually didn't turn out boring at my place cos after running out of fun ideas, smooching always came in handy. We sure could do that at her place too but too many unwanted guests and family members coming in and out as they deemed fit. We could barely have our moment. Even with all the red signals, we couldn't bear to not at least put the tip inside before i go home you know. So, we decided to dare the devil that was sleeping and snoring. She initiated the kissing part which I was never comfortable with at the very first instance, but my girlfriend, now ex, is an adventurous girl who loved every bit of spontaneous events, so she was unbothered unlike me. Hard guy hard guy, it was before the "sec" hand of the clock could count 15 that I became oblivion of my environment.
We started kissing full-time and you know, the touching followed. I could barely resist her body (Gosh, she is indeed a beauty). Everything got intense, I even thought we were in the house that I built with my own hard earned money. lol
I grabbed her like a feather and to the back of the door we went to further our education. Maybe she or I pulled down her skirt and pant but I remember she unzipped me and brought out my kondo. Na doggy sure pass for that kind level abi, yea!
Just as I was leading my kondo to Jerusalem in her body, in fact, I was just in front of the boarder welcoming me with tears of joy, my ex's mum opened the door!!! I mean the real door and boarder now. haqhaqhaq
I thought i was dreaming and in that dream, i also thought i was dreaming but no, i was right here live and direct, about to dismantle someone's daughter but there was a caught o. My kondo quickly lost its erection and turned to an over ripe banana with immediate effect. We stood affixed to the ground and dumb and probably deaf too. My baby's body that was hot to me before cold and ironically, I became hot instead. I quietly pulled on my trousers and was scared of the sound that might come from the zipper (as if there was anything left to hide after all). That woman saw my black azs mehn and probably balls too. Well, we didn't need to even explain that we had not started the do as at the time of her arrival because it would have sounded rather dumb. I forgot to add that I was blind too at the "caught" moment cos i couldn't figure out how my ex got dressed.
Welcome ma, I extended my sexy and Hot pleasantry. I didn't even know what way (out of the only one way) led outside, so, I couldn't go out immediately. Sat there for the worst 3 hours of my life. In those hours, no one talked and you know what? No one came in to break the graveyard silence either. Goodbye ma, I finally said and thank goodness, I also found the exit door.
Babe later told me at night via whatsapp that she wasn't scolded as expected from an average African mum. However, she was disappointed in us. As a result of this incident, I could never get comfy with her mum's presence till we eventuarry broke up,

sholarr12:
Na so. You have to be wise ooo

sholarr12:
The two options you have mentioned are the same things I said.

manontree:
Condoms doesnt always prevent pregnancies nor does it prevent all sexually transmitted infections. Abstinence does

Cold sores and herpes are notorious examples.

Do not always rely on condom. Common sense must prevail at all times in matters of sex

respect80:
And you too my dear.

BTW, which replacement are we anticipating for Yahaya Bello because we must seize back our state from that tyrant.

Bossjakande:
any girl DAT visit me is asking for sex and I will give her

respect80:
You are trying to be correct, but you are wrong because you are hitting the wrong spot.
Oya, look at it from this perspective.

Apart from the fact that Nigeria as a country rely on the West for her civilization, have you asked which language the graduate was taught to become a graduate in the first place?

Even the China you talk about has a well large population of English speakers.

So tell me why any graduate who was supposedly taught in English from nursery, primary, secondary and to tertiary institution should not be able to speak English?
Why

thebigkendo:
It's like saying why waste money buying a Lexus when a corolla can also take you from point A-B with AC

Ufedolove:
The World Cup winner finally got the move he desired, but the drama surrounding the transfer continues to roll on

Atletico Madrid have released an official statement outlining their intention to open legal proceedings regarding Antoine Griezmann's move to Barcelona.

The French forward signed for the Blaugrana on Friday, July 12, with the Catalan side having paid the striker's €120 million release clause.

Atleti, however, have taken issue despite said clause being met in full, pointing to negotiations - and an agreement - between the player and Barca taking place when Griezmann's buyout clause was still set at €200m.

Source: https://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/atletico-madrid-to-open-legal-proceedings-regarding/1ntix72xxxo4h1gvn7sw8m88mk

princeade86:
boda wey mumu.