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RoyalBoutique:
My kids play with my phone a lot and i am afraid they might mess up a lot of things for me

I've heard of guest modes in phones, or phones that can have multiple user profiles.

I can't seem to find it on my phone, I use a Samsung A51.

Please which phones have those features?

Any Xiaomi/Redmi phone can do it.

How much you for sell am before? Abi is it not Infinix Hot 5?

My question is simple.

My name was not uploaded to NYSC portal when Batch B stream I registration started, so I was unable to register. But as at now, my name has been uploaded and it's reflecting.

I just want to know if I'll be able to do a fresh registration for Batch B, Stream II or I'll have to wait for Batch C?

Thanks!

Some of the most underrated things that I know.

Sex

When I see what lengths and extremes people go all in the name of dipping a stick in a hole repeatedly for less than 5 minutes, I begin to wonder if there's more to it. I mean, just look at the hype around that energy draining, reputation killing, and money sucking thing called sex. Well, what do I know?

iPhone

iPhones are great phones; no cap. But chill bro, they ain't worth the thousand-dollars prices. Most innovations on these phones are dumped technologies in the Android world. Oh, many other phones have matched or surpassed Apple's camera, which is their selling point.

Introverts

It sickens me when everyone just assumes that every introvert is intelligent and brilliant, therefore, can't deal with other people's dumbness.
On the contrary, most of them have nothing to say simply because they are genuinely empty �. They tag it "mature" when they can't stand a different opinion.

Yahoo boys

Lemme laugh before I continue
[quote]If you eat three times a day, frequently buy data bundle, have no pending debt, my brother, you are richer than that yahoo guy you are envying.
The iPhones and other "expensive" things you see on them are what they got from their life savings. In fact, they acquire those things so you can keep drooling. Ask our ladies if you doubt me.

Lagos

This watery state that drives people mad is just a no no for me.
Living in Lagos will make "normal" appear "abnormal" and vice versa. How can you be checking your pockets every minute just cos you are on the street?
The height of it is getting blamed for being robbed on the street. Like, are you normal?
Art

Art is all that and what not. But some things just don't add up to me. Imagine someone picking up pieces from leftovers, arranging them together and auctioning them for ridiculous prices all in the name of art. I struggle to see the art in most art abeg. And economics even classifies such things as "articles of ostentation". That speaks volume.


Then, we have Ronaldo, dodo, and birthdays.

What are yours?

Before you come at me for hitting a nerve, please, remember that I said "some of the most overrated things that I know."
Your know is different from my know.

SmellySperm:
Most guys don't value girls that bring theirself to us. Na the ones wey give us tough time we dey value most times

I believe you are speaking for yourself alone.

The best ways to detoxify your body are:

1. Avoid junks at all cost
2. Cut down your processed carb intake
3. Do intermittent fasting
4. Work out
5. Eat only when you need to eat.
6. Eat more proteins

If you do all these, you may only need to visit a doctor for excursion purpose.

She's either too young, or she's sick.

Hi guys!
Can I do my NYSC registration at home by myself?
Can I also capture my biometrics using my system's fingerprint reader?

See people with no reasonable things to say catching comment spaces. Please, is there a prize for it?

Valkan:
I'll start watchin the kind of threads I view on nairaland

Obviously, not every thread is for everyone.

Kamdil:
Who broke your heart? Please tell us in one sentence.

Lol! My heart wasn't broken. Just sharing.

Firstly, I would like to mourn the deplorable state of Nigeria... oops! UAR...
I know these are hard times, and as such, we should be discussing the way forward for Nige... UAR!

But even though times are hard, guys will keep interacting with ladies, d*cks will keep d*icking. Hence, my decision to quickly chip this in.

Before I proceed, I would like to let you all know that everything I'll say here is strictly my opinion, and if anybody must object, IT SHOULDN'T BE A LADY!!! Or anyone with a poossie. No disrespect; I just want to be clear enough. Let's go!

As a man, the wrongest place to get relationship or sex-related advice from is a woman (be she your grandma, mother, sister, employer, employee or just any random girl on the street). Yea, I said that. This is not holly or nollywood.

You may be tempted to believe that the best place to learn about ladies is from them, but sadly, it doesn't work that way. A lady probably understands herself, but not the other lady. For example, say you wanna hunt down a bird; would you ask birds how to hunt them or rather ask a successful hunter how he hunts birds?

Okay, let's pretend for a few seconds that the bird has the best intention for you, and would actually love to be hunted down by you, it still won't be able to tell you how. Trust me, if the bird knows, hunters won't be able to hunt them in the first place. You get the picture now?

I detest when full-grown-ass men sit down in churches and relationship seminars and even on social media taking relationship lessons from women. Like seriously These women are not even sure what they truly want. How many times ladies will say "I want a tall, sexy, charming, gentle and nice guy who will treat me right" only to find them with guys who tick just one or nothing at all of their checkboxes.

I've compiled some reasons to not take relationship advice from women:

1. They do not understand how guys work. Obviously, they don't have two balls hanging under them, nor do they have a rod. Neither have they dug a hole (if you know what I mean). These ladies haven't been whistling random girls on the street. Therefore, they don't have the experience to dish out any relationship advice to guys. They just can't.

2. Their answers are birthed from their current emotions. Ask a girl the same relationship question 10 different times and she will give you 10 different answers based on her 10 different situational feelings.

3. Girls will unintentionally reserve the truth. Girls have been conditioned to not state their true nature. They just can't easily spill what they want so you won't label them as sluts. Therefore, a typical response to the question "how do I get a girl" is "be yourself, be patient, be nice, and the right one will find you". This works actually, but for girls and the luckiest guys in the world.

4. I'm still looking for guys who thrive on ladies' relationship advice. "But, I tried all these, yet she left me for that bad guy". Does that ring a bell? That's a frustrated guy from the ladies' den.

5. Ladies mean no harm when they advise you, but sorry, they don't know what they are talking about. They are just blabbing, for the lack of a better term. Their advice will always come from the lady's perspective. Imagine a cat teaching a dog how to be a dog. You get the drill?

All that said brothers, and more, you are better off without their advice. Seek relationship advice from successful men (the ones we term bad guys) and your life will never remain the same. In fact, it is even better to watch and learn from some male animals than to learn from a woman.

Above all, make money and live your life!

Guys, what do you think?

omolola100:
i am not a comfortable woman, that is why i dont feel it is right to marry a struggling man, i am not after money anyway..

I see why you can't stoop so low... Cos you are already too low to stoop any lower.

SLAP44:
Which man, the father or the rapist?

This is the wrongest statement I've seen in a while.

And when you confirm that someone has blocked you, especially if it is a girl (I'm talking to guys now), don't go about using other numbers and accounts to stalk or disturb the person that blocked you

If you do so,
You will further lose your respect
It shows you don't value yourself
It shows you don't love yourself
You will become miserable

But if otherwise,
You may regain your respect (nothing spoil if not regained)
Your value increases (due to scarcity)
You will love yourself

Don't go and be forming maturity yen yen yen, if someone (especially a girl you trying to hit on) blocks you, the best, least, most and worst you should do is returning the favour.

bunto:
Black man's selfishness again!
Everything is about them.
They easily forget that their mother could also be that woman that her husband chases out.
Awon ode!

Black woman's selfishness again!
Everything is about them.
They easily forget that their father could also be that man that his wife chases out.
Awon ode!

You be idiot

At this rate, we may have an association for yahoo boys sooner than I expected.

Xiaomi is world's number 3.
Xiaomi makes all classes of phones
Xiaomi services the global market
Xiaomi is in the class of Apple and Samsung
When it comes to android, it is Samsung/Xiaomi
Xiaomi has relatively cheaper phones

And someone wakes up to compare Xiaomi to Transsion?

How How do you people reason?

Frankiecrenshaw:
Used iphone X of 160k still beta pass both

Wait, oga, what's your point?
Is it not supposed to be?

This is a faulted understanding of the SMAN.

abumeinben:
Stunning is in the eyes of the stunned!

You have said it all.

Sex is the most expensive thing on earth.


That same sex is the cheapest thing on earth.

Jazzafizzy:
E shock me oo Dem get better culture for marriage oo

E shock me too o. Honestly, I'm shocked.

Mayng01:
The video is authentic, but that particular photo is still a doctored one

I'm not sure you read through the post.

Omo, my Xiaomi Redmi Note 8 Pro. This phone gives me too much joy. I was planning on upgrading to Samsung A71 but I changed my mind cos specs wise, the Samsung wasn't worth breaking the bank for. I mean it was just on par with my current phone.

Battery? Performance? Camera? Fluidity? Beauty? I usually don't like bringing my phone out sef cos of (which phone be this?) That glass back is a killer! Omo, I've never used a phone this long o

My God! See as we are begging for our rights. Is it good?

MIRACOOD1:
Dude just made history.
Imagine the number of white pucci this niqqq will be swiffing daily

Meanwhile

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It's not everything that's about puzzy

Grandmeister:
The taste is the pudding..asus rog 3 has an endurance test of 120 hours on paper yet smashes sammy’s s20 ultra on real life heavy use...that endurance test is not actual usage..common sense go tell you say phone no fit reach 123 hours on a single charge with continuous usage naa! Your redmi even runs on lcd display! Not even amoled that consumes more battery..you android fans always tout yourselves as being tech smart but the reality is different.

Lol! This one thinks I don't know the difference between endurance rating and actual usage. Okay o
I hear you o

Grandmeister:
The 11 pro max will dust your redmi pro in battery performance hands down. Can your redmi outdo the asus rog 3 beast? And yet it beat the 11 pro max by barely an hour... I’m not even talking of the 12 pro max. No let your 20,000mah battery dey deceive you.

O boy, make we dey lie small small abeg. Everyone knows android phones generally beat iPhones in terms of battery and you guys are here yarning nonsense. You no shame sef, you dey compare common Redmi Note 9 Pro to the almighty iPhone 11 Pro Max.

Twizzy30:
its not hype, it’s the truth and you would know this if you use one of these phones. You should read on the battery life of iPhone x series.

Okay na. I guess that explains why most iPhone users can't do without power banks

Twizzy30:
you obviously don’t know a thing about iPhone battery. I use an xr and i go a day without needing to charge my phone if my phone is on full charge. The new generation of iPhones last longer, I’m talking from iPhone 8 upward

Lol!! What sort of hype is this? This can happen if only you are using lightly.

khingTony:
If you are buying an iPhone I don't see what concerns you if the OS is closed source or not, A closed source OS cannot be used by other manufacturers, that's why Samsung and OnePlus do not make iOS phones.

If you are buying an iPhone you are buying an "iOS phone" so

Okay to whatever you mean.