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Romance / Re: Pretense: The Cause Of Many Failed Relationships by ugojamali(m): 11:50pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
Most relationships either have one person pretending or both pretending. Only few are ever true and equal. The best way to happiness is to live in a bubble, to know less, never to invade privacies or spring foolish surprises. But if you really want to have a relationship that is free of pretense then you have to take a huge gamble. I've found a method that works for me. When I meet a lady I like, I try my best to show her the worst side of me and hide half the good sides. Cos I believe that it's only a lady that loves you will stay when you when she has seen you at your worst, your meanest and your most selfish. Again that's a gamble. It works for me though. 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Now That We Have Had Sex, You Must Marry Me! by ugojamali(m): 11:41pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
OP you're wrong. The modern woman no more thinks like that. In fact, you'd be surprised how many modern women would want to dump you after having sex with you. But then, it all depends on the type of women you meet. Date modern women and you'd stop thinking like that. |
Romance / Re: Now That We Have Had Sex, You Must Marry Me! by ugojamali(m): 11:34pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
Ginaz: |
Romance / Re: She Gave Me A Hot Slap Just For Asking Her A Question. by ugojamali(m): 7:49pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Oh we're supposed to laugh? Sorry I forgot. lmfao. Satisfied? |
Romance / Re: :-* by ugojamali(m): 7:45pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
QueenEdna: Sometimes it's a pity that nairaland is a faceless forum. This woman is so stunning and appealing and I would woo her totally. But then, shame... |
Education / Re: Single Rotor-Helicopter Built By 6 Students Of CRUTECH (photos) by ugojamali(m): 3:42pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
On a lighter note I can imagine these boys on the day of their product defence, dressed in their borrowed suits, puffing out their shirts, walking with their swaggers, while struggling to carry their sprayed aluminium, I mean their helicopter, to school to the obvious amazement of all. Honestly, is that what I sent you to school to learn 1 Like |
Education / Re: Single Rotor-Helicopter Built By 6 Students Of CRUTECH (photos) by ugojamali(m): 3:38pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
What in heaven's name is that? Another underachievement being proudly bragged about. I have said this before. Nigeria should be too advanced for these kind of things to be boasted about by graduates of higher institutions. I'd have been happier if secondary school students have done this. But for this to be a product of a technological institute baffles me. Helicopter indeed. |
Romance / Re: Do Ladies Enjoy Sex? by ugojamali(m): 7:29am On Sep 03, 2015 |
No they don't. It's such a traumatic experience for them that they'd rather be robbed than have sex. 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Please Advice!!!i Cant Even Concentrate At Work by ugojamali(m): 12:08am On Sep 02, 2015 |
You've been used and dumped. Added to that, you didn't even do. Not even once in four years. You've got two choices. Either you move on. Or you commit suicide. Choose one. |
Romance / Re: Has Love Anything To Do With Sex? by ugojamali(m): 12:03am On Sep 02, 2015 |
Stop thinking of love. Concentrate on reading your books and going to church or mosque or whatever you go to. |
Romance / Re: CONFESSION: I Just Raped Her!!!! by ugojamali(m): 12:02am On Sep 02, 2015 |
Write a confession and an apology then hang yourself. The path of honor shall be your salvation. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: 2 Weeks to Traditional Marriage and she came up with this story by ugojamali(m): 11:59pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
Yawn |
Romance / Re: Help! I've Been Friendzoned Again... by ugojamali(m): 11:56pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
Guys aren't the only ones who get friendzoned. Girls suffer this same fate too. I have a few girls I have friendzoned. If you are a guy and you meet many girls, you can't be expected to date them all. Some are simply pushed to the friend zone. For the OP, you should not despair. Girls are not worth getting depressed and heart broken over because there are lots, and lots more. They're like fish in water. So long as you cast your net, you can catch fish. Simply move on, and yes keep her in your friend zone so that when you flaunt your new catches, she will understand that you're perfectly okay with her in the zone. You don't have to date her friend just to spite her cos that's childish. Just go after other girls. And here's an advice for men that constantly find themselves being friends zoned... If you meet a woman you like, start from the first date to show and tell her your intentions. Otherwise you'll end up becoming too close for romance. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Prostitutes On Strike - Punch by ugojamali(m): 9:15am On Aug 21, 2015 |
BabyDaddy20: Sex is not a gift. Neither is it a commodity to be bought. Sex is an activity that is both enjoyed by the guy and the gal. Girls want sex as much as guys do. It's reasonings like yours that make girls still think that sex should be their only contribution to guys in life. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by ugojamali(m): 7:25pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
Very funny but I'd say the OP is classless and meets classless people. You meet the kinda guys that would drag you to a bar on a first date and pump you full of alcohol. That's classless to me. And such guys are likely to rape you sorry. The idea of a first date is to sit and talk over lunch or dinner not to pump each other with alcohol. For the fact that you consent to alcohol fueled first dates reduces you to a potential victim. But since you said you're able to hold your alcohol then I'm not surprised. Also you seem to meet men who rush you off to hotels to shag you instead of their homes. My dear, that's because of the impression you give. You could say you pretending all you want, but if you keep pretending then you're not likely to ever meet the good guys cos even those good ones will mistake and see you as an easy lay, that's all. It's the way you present yourself that a man takes you. You do not have to pretend in order to test men. Cos there are still guys that will equally pretend to be good and take you home, but rape you thoroughly the next day when you've fallen for them. It's like you've been meeting fools... Pray you never meet the smart ones. The thing is that while you could say that most guys are potential rapists, it's usually the way a lady presents herself that makes her the target of rape. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Clampdown On Corrupt Nigerians Will Be Sustained –DSS Boss by ugojamali(m): 12:16pm On Aug 08, 2015 |
KnowAll: Relax boy, don't get all worked up. I see you've been busy searching Google and getting information. The purpose of all my lecture was to educate you so you could know more. Consider yourself educated. Now go ye to the world desist from further.... Well complete that. |
Politics / Re: Clampdown On Corrupt Nigerians Will Be Sustained –DSS Boss by ugojamali(m): 12:03pm On Aug 08, 2015 |
KnowAll: Thank you very much for pointing that out. Now if you argue this point, then there is a question you should ask yourself. If the DSS is empowered to do all the work of the police, then why did they bother to include the police in that raid since they could do everything? If you could use a small piece of your brain, then you would understand that such a raid necessitated inter-governmental participation in order to stay within the confines of the law. If only the DSS had gone, and subsequently arrested that man and charged him to court, a competent lawyer would argue that the DSS broke at least a dozen laws for carrying out that arrest and there entire case could be thrown out by their carelessness. That, my dear boy, is food for your thoughts. Again I'll educate you... The DSS is not empowered by law to do the works of all security agencies in Nigeria. Their duties are well defined and only relate to matters concerning state security. |
Politics / Re: Clampdown On Corrupt Nigerians Will Be Sustained –DSS Boss by ugojamali(m): 11:47am On Aug 08, 2015 |
hahn: Some of them deserve hell, I agree. But with time, we shall give them hell within the law. |
Politics / Re: Clampdown On Corrupt Nigerians Will Be Sustained –DSS Boss by ugojamali(m): 11:45am On Aug 08, 2015 |
jomoh: Because it was alleged that the APC was committing an act that would undermine the government of GEJ and threaten internal security. Whether that was true is another matter entirely. Sadly our institutions become willing tools in the hands of the government of the day. |
Politics / Re: Clampdown On Corrupt Nigerians Will Be Sustained –DSS Boss by ugojamali(m): 11:13am On Aug 08, 2015 |
hahn: That I don't know. All I want you to do is desist from lynching or thoughts of lynching. There are better ways to have fun like going on holidays, making love to a woman, getting drunk and partying, etc. |
Politics / Re: Clampdown On Corrupt Nigerians Will Be Sustained –DSS Boss by ugojamali(m): 11:10am On Aug 08, 2015 |
KnowAll: Well there you go again. The FBI is the federal police and not the secret police. There has never been anything secret about the FBI. And they have duties that relate to the American constitution's definition of federal crime. They do not go about investigating everything in sight. Always get your facts well before you argue foolishly. I likened the DSS to the CIA cos they are both secret services. But if you read again, I detailed the duties of the DSS. If you want to argue more about it's duties, please research on Google then come back. Thank you. |
Politics / Re: Clampdown On Corrupt Nigerians Will Be Sustained –DSS Boss by ugojamali(m): 10:54am On Aug 08, 2015 |
hahn: No bro. And I will say this... There is no difference between the aluu murderers and all the southern lynchers with boko terrorists. Anybody that supports lynching should not come out and cry foul when terrorists strike because there's no difference between that person and a terrorist. That's the point I wanted you to understand. |
Politics / Re: Clampdown On Corrupt Nigerians Will Be Sustained –DSS Boss by ugojamali(m): 10:51am On Aug 08, 2015 |
ugojamali: The keyword here is the Nigerian State. Anything that will destabilize the Nigerian state - acts of treason, sabotage, terrorism, war, spying. Bros their job is to secure the Nigerian state, it's government and infrastructure and to protect it from being destroyed by internal and external forces. They are overstepping buy investigating corruption. |
Politics / Re: Clampdown On Corrupt Nigerians Will Be Sustained –DSS Boss by ugojamali(m): 10:48am On Aug 08, 2015 |
KnowAll: Hahahaha DSS are informally called the secret police by you and the masses. Officially they are called the secret service just like the CIA and like the CIA they should not be involved in matters unless such matters are related to the security of the Nigerian State. Ooh please some of you should read. |
Politics / Re: Clampdown On Corrupt Nigerians Will Be Sustained –DSS Boss by ugojamali(m): 10:41am On Aug 08, 2015 |
hahn: Lynching is lynching. You want to lynch politicians then you are a lyncher and you belong to boko haram. I do not support lynching in any form be it an armed robber or a politician. We should not be animals and barbarians. We have laws to punish corrupt politicians not lynch them. |
Politics / Re: Clampdown On Corrupt Nigerians Will Be Sustained –DSS Boss by ugojamali(m): 10:34am On Aug 08, 2015 |
jomoh: Oga the Department of State Security is not empowered to do the jobs of all security agencies. Otherwise it would be massive corruption for the government to have many useless agencies when one agency can effectively do the job. If you know what the CIA does, then you should know that it doesn't do the jobs of all security agencies in America. Now for your info, DSS is supposed to be concerned with only matters that relate to national security, fight the destabilization of the Nigerian state and its infrastructure. The keyword here is security not corruption. DSs is not empowered to investigate corruption, nor armed robbery nor kidnapping nor financial crime unless they directly affect the security of the nation. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Clampdown On Corrupt Nigerians Will Be Sustained –DSS Boss by ugojamali(m): 10:25am On Aug 08, 2015 |
hahn: And yet we all condemn boko haram terrorists as evil. Since lynching someone seems like fun to you, I suggest you join the terrorists. |
Romance / Re: Meet The Most Curvy Female Nairalanders by ugojamali(m): 9:24pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Most of them are not curvy. *yawns* Next!!! 2 Likes |
Politics / Buhari Is Still A Snail Mail. Needs To Upgrade To An Email by ugojamali(m): 9:02pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
It's still early days but Buhari's government reminds me of the old days of NIPOST snail mail before the coming of emails. There's currently more inaction in government than there's ever been since the return to democracy. But then, the patient dog eats the fattest bone so like dogs Nigerians are waiting for the fat bones to come. |
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Man Moving $2.1million To Abuja (exclusive Photos) by ugojamali(m): 5:19pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
tchidi: |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Academic And Non-Academic Recruitment At Hezekiah University-83positions by ugojamali(m): 5:18pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
So finally Hezekiah Don get university? And Jeremiah and Isaiah still dey waka up and down. 1 Like |
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