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Crime / Re: Court Sentences Two Men To Death For Stealing Fowls! by ugojamali(m): 2:02pm On Dec 18, 2014
wesley80:

Oga lawyer, they got a life sentence for robbery and three years for stealing. The death sentence was for "conspiracy"

Oga corrector, they got the death sentence for conspiracy to commit armed robbery. If there was no conspiracy charge they should still have gotten a death sentence for Robbery.

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Crime / Re: Court Sentences Two Men To Death For Stealing Fowls! by ugojamali(m): 1:52pm On Dec 18, 2014
Funny judgement. But before we all scream for Bloody murder we should pause and read again. They were not sentenced to death for stealing but for armed robbery.

The law of the land States that once you are convicted of armed robbery, the punishment is death. It doesn't matter if you stole one billion or you stole just a piece of meat.. Don't get caught. If you do then the death sentence awaits you. A lenient judge may decide to give you a life sentence but that's all you can hope for.

Armed robbery is different from stealing. Because armed robbery causes direct deaths or poses risks of instant direct deaths. In the heat of the moment a crazy drunk or doped robber may just take your life. So in order to discourage them the harsh sentence is handed to any convicted armed robber.

So cry all we can. But let's analyze the facts before we condemn the law.

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders With The Prettiest Faces by ugojamali(m): 3:50pm On Dec 17, 2014
farano:
@ugojamali funny u smiley

Irresistible you. smiley
Romance / Re: Nairalanders With The Prettiest Faces by ugojamali(m): 2:43pm On Dec 17, 2014
Silly thread but Farano's face is better than all those faces.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, 10 Simple Tips On How To Find Mr. Right This Festive Season by ugojamali(m): 4:45pm On Dec 14, 2014
I guess online is out of the question. Sometimes Mr right hides in faceless forums Lol so ladies beta look out for them here too.

But personally I think Mr Right can be met anywhere. Infact you'll often meet the right one when and where you least expect... When you stroll out with your hair net in the evening to satisfy your craving for fries?? When you're sweaty and buying onions in the market?? When you just got off a bus after a long journey and you look all weak and dull..

The best advice is to be open to meeting him and praying to recognize him. Cos a good number of times, women fail to recognize the right ones. Men fail too though.
Romance / Re: 9 Secret Things Men Can't Resist In Women by ugojamali(m): 7:53am On Dec 12, 2014
I don't know about the list but I know I find Farano irresistible.
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Think Its Okay...its Not! by ugojamali(m): 1:38pm On Dec 11, 2014
Chakakhan:


well im sure the Op didnt want to risk the guy being tempted...bt good point

True that. Especially since she's obviously not been with a guy who kept hands off her.
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Think Its Okay...its Not! by ugojamali(m): 11:54am On Dec 11, 2014
Chakakhan:


hmmmm thats strange. Iv never done that.

Not strange at all trust me. Especially if you're like me who has lots of female friends. I can't go shagging all my friends. And it's Damn hard to keep them from coming and sleeping over.

Occasionally there's the give in to temptation though. Lol. Body no be wood
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Think Its Okay...its Not! by ugojamali(m): 6:56am On Dec 11, 2014
Chakakhan:


have you done that before?

I've slept with a lot of gals that I didn't shag. And it wasn't for fear of trying.
Romance / Re: I Don't Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by ugojamali(m): 11:14pm On Dec 10, 2014
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Romance / Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Romantic Men? by ugojamali(m): 11:11pm On Dec 10, 2014
Romance is not about money. 9ja People always say no romance without money. That's not true romance. In the medieval days, broke ass artists, painters, poets wooed the best ladies with shit in their pockets. They spun words of love and the most Pleasing gestures to win hearts.

Only fools use mone!y for romance. Money buys love Yes but true romance doesn't depend on money. It's in the simple gestures. ..The early morning call that tells the lady you woke up thinking of her. .. telling her she's beautiful when she's all tattered and sweaty. .. grabbing her from behind and kissing h!er when she's doing the dishes. .. taking her out to a nice place. .. simple things. .

But not for naija gals though. They'll always attach romance with recharging their internet and paying for their hair!

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Romance / Re: Do Men Who Are Bullies Turn You On? by ugojamali(m): 11:03pm On Dec 10, 2014
ROZZAYY:
Not @ all tho me sef na bully so any bully come near my temple several bottles awaits his kondo.

All talk. Babes like you will be pudding in the hands of guys.
Romance / Re: Do Men Who Are Bullies Turn You On? by ugojamali(m): 11:01pm On Dec 10, 2014
Men who beat up gals are weak. Woman who like men that beat them up are... *sighs and wonders why those women are so pathetic*
Romance / Re: I Think Marieolae Is My Future Wife by ugojamali(m): 10:56pm On Dec 10, 2014
It's the season of Nairaland love. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Pls Save His Relationship by ugojamali(m): 8:18am On Dec 10, 2014
laidian:
thank u all for ur useful comments. i also advised ma guy wit d holiest truth to let her go nd even reffered hm here NL.

Now dt he told her to disappear not even leave, she has bn cryn nd beggn profusely dt she neva meant her words. what a drama!

Now who is the boss? Well if he truly loves her, I mean truly, please advise him not to torture her for long. Love forgives and heals. He should be with her and not be mean to her. But if it's not love then I rest my case.
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Think Its Okay...its Not! by ugojamali(m): 8:15am On Dec 10, 2014
Can I come sleep over doesn't always mean can I come shag you thoroughly tonight. OP bear that in mind. As you get older you'll meet more matured guys who'd keep you in their houses, sleep in bed with you and still manage to keep their hands and preeks away from your puhcee.
Romance / Re: Pls Save His Relationship by ugojamali(m): 8:08am On Dec 10, 2014
Best to leave her. When a gal tells you she's totally in love with another there's really nothing you can do about it. All you can do is to Hope that the other guy breaks her and you'll be waiting to pick the pieces or that she discovers the guy isn't what she thought then she comes back to you.

But until then, guy should walk away, face depression for a while then bounce back and move on. It's not the end.
Romance / Re: When Your Bf Loves You by ugojamali(m): 7:55am On Dec 10, 2014
cheesy grin grin lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: What Are Your Silly Reasons Not To Date Someone? by ugojamali(m): 7:44am On Dec 10, 2014
farano:
*blushing*

Thanks dear

Lovely new picture too. For people who thought your looks ended with your face. That smile could light underground tunnels.

Okay a little to topic: I wouldn't go near the Virgin. I've left a few babes I wanted when I knew they were virgins. Don't want to be the one to lead them to sin.
Romance / Re: What Are Your Silly Reasons Not To Date Someone? by ugojamali(m): 11:14pm On Dec 09, 2014
farano:
Let's know those silly or petty reasons that make you question if it would be better not to get involved with someone.

For example, I don't like bellies especially the ones that hang over the belt line. Also I don't like guys that laugh very loud! Big turn off

You're beautiful.
Health / Re: When I Ovulate, I Go Crazy. by ugojamali(m): 4:17pm On Dec 07, 2014
deasy:

This isn't a cure either...

There shouldn't be any cure for that. Only carnal satisfaction.
Romance / Re: When The Lady Acts Up by ugojamali(m): 11:44pm On Dec 06, 2014
BobNeli:
The script will sale well for Nollywood

That's why I'm advertising it.
Romance / Re: When The Lady Acts Up by ugojamali(m): 10:07pm On Dec 06, 2014
Frustrated he told her that she asked for too much. He reprimanded her. She got angry. Tempers flared again. She told him to drop her off. The ride back was done in silence. When the car stopped she left without a word. The banging of the car door jolted him. But calmly he drove off. After a while he parked somewhere. Then he walked. . For minutes clearing his head. A call came through. It was her. .

She told him simply not to call her again. He mumbled Okay then she ended the call. He walked some more thinking. His heart hardened and in that moment he decided he'd never see her again.

But she had become like blood running under his skin. Few minutes later she called. He picked up to hear her beg him to come back and see her. Soft hearted he obliged. But when he got there she was all pompous and arrogant, so unlike the girl that begged minutes ago. That's when he totally lost it.

anger crept in. He started scolding. She just sat there and stared with innocent eyes as he lay out his anger. Then while he was still raging she quickly grabbed him and kissed him. The World stopped as they kissed for what seemed like forever. ..
Romance / Re: When The Lady Acts Up by ugojamali(m): 9:57pm On Dec 06, 2014
If he thought he had gotten what he wanted he was in for a rude shock. ..

That night under covers he called her. Forty minutes of nonstop sweet words convinced the girl that he really liked her. So she accepted to be his girl. But she had many needs. He wracked his brains and wondered how he was going to deal with this excessively demanding girl that he has Fallen for. No way. He decided to be plainly honest.

So he told her that he was not rich. That he couldn't possibly take care of all her demands. But that if she was willing to calm down with her instant demands he would make her happy. That seemed to work. ..

But not to be. Next Day the demands came ferociously. They were just too many. Being a smooth operator he believed he could weather the storm. So he agreed to do one thing for her but not the rest. And she accepted. A date was set. When the time came he eagerly went off to meet her. That's when the worse Happened. .

The demands came again...
Romance / When The Lady Acts Up by ugojamali(m): 9:48pm On Dec 06, 2014
They both saw her at the same time. Two ladies walking by, info the hotel, past the gates and straight to the bar. They ladies took no notice of them but they both whistled at the sight of one of them. They didn't see her face but it was the curves, the swinging hips, the big bum. Both men stood there gushing at the raw sex appeal. Both men wanted her. But only one would make the move.

Off they went to the bar. The younger man bought a drink and sat opposite the ladies. The older went off to eat at the restaurant. The younger summoned courage and went after her. He was brazen and direct with his approach. He told her simply that he wanted to be with her.

She got annoyed and felt cheap. Not her fault cos his directness made her think he regarded her as a lady of the night. He quickly apologized and cleared her doubt. He wanted her to be his girlfriend, he explained. Then he spent minutes telling her shamelessly what he felt about her. No love but pure attraction.

Maybe it was the directness cos next thing she made her demands. .. told him that if he wished to see her again he must do stuffs for her. He was totally unwilling. Yet he wanted her. She refused to falter. It seemed like nothing would come if it. He walked away but couldn't stay away. He wants her in his life. So he went back. He tried to sweet talk his way but the girl rebuffed. He pressured on. She threatened to slap him. He felt insulted and walked away again.

But still couldn't stay away. Back he went but no more to sweet talk. He told the girl it was awfully rude of her to insult. Tempers mellowed and the gal agreed to share her number. A relationship begins....
Health / Re: When I Ovulate, I Go Crazy. by ugojamali(m): 9:23pm On Dec 06, 2014
If you have a crazy boyfriend. . He could help you out. I hear that female hormones rage when they ovulate so it's natural. You shouldn't try to take pills to stop it or be ashamed of it. Instead you should seduce the hell out of your boyfriend and have him make passionate and endless love to you... With condom though.
Romance / Re: Tips On How To Woo Farano by ugojamali(m): 9:18pm On Dec 06, 2014
Teempakguy:
*sigh* i so cannot believe i'm doing this.
farano seems like an an interesting person. she is very meticulous. i also dectected feistyness. besides, her crush is so stuck up on her, and i believe in helping a fellow brother. besides, her features are stunning! she would make a great model.

Haha. I like that guys like you see what I see and are not too stuck up to say it. The bashers and the so called big boys of Nairaland should borrow a leaf and learn how to live.
Politics / Re: Photos: Unhappy and Mean-Looking Faces Of Prominent Nigerian Politicians by ugojamali(m): 7:56am On Dec 06, 2014
ceo4eva:
2. General Muhammadu Buhari

The General has been doomed to many years of weeping. It is his and his supporters hope that he doesn't spend his last years forever weeping.

May his tears be wiped out cos he has been the most unhappy politician in Nigeria for a decade.
Politics / Re: Governor Uduaghan Steps Down For James Manager by ugojamali(m): 7:54am On Dec 06, 2014
If true this is good. Uduaghan is an under-performer. He should be a patriot and give other people chances to do what he obviously can't do.

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Celebrities / Re: 5 Most Bankable Nollywood Actresses by ugojamali(m): 7:49am On Dec 06, 2014
The writers of this should go back and check what Bankable means. How can trained journalists write bad English. cheesy For their education, a Bankable Star is a term used in the entertainment industry to describe a very famous star whose presence alone in a movie is guaranteed to achieve financial success for the film.

No offense to these lovely ladies. They are all stars but right now, they are definitely not bankable. Their films are not even guaranteed to recover their costs of production. sad

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Romance / Re: Don't Be Afraid To Tell Any Nairaland Babe That You Like Her. by ugojamali(m): 7:14am On Dec 06, 2014
Inspired piece. True words from the op. The main point in life is to live it the way it suits you. What makes you happy... Do it. It's never advisable to fall in love online but if you ever find yourself falling, then by no means act on it.

It may not work but still telling a woman you care about her is fun in many ways so do it. Dream and fantasize of that would add some light in your life.

The point is. .. whatever you want to do for happiness just do it. Don't let hypocrites who you could probably be beta than in real life ruin your happiness with their bashing. Let them bash till thy Kingdom come while you do crazy stuffs that many of them would like to do but probably feel too inferior or shy to do.

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Romance / Re: I Really Need To Know ... by ugojamali(m): 7:05am On Dec 06, 2014
sunex:


Bro am really confuse oo and she hardly apologize

Well I'd say that someone who treats you bad and doesn't apologize doesn't love you. You have to talk about it with her. She needs to know how you feel. So go ahead and open up your heart to her. Do your best to make her see the need for change.

If she refuses to change then you can either play her game by reciprocating or find a gal with a better heart.

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