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Nairaland GeneralRe: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by ukaface(f): 10:22pm On Apr 25, 2025
Thank God na men get the question

I can only scream and run with my legs touching the back of my head

I ain’t going back to that house no more
HealthRe: Which Brand Of Toothpaste Is Your Favourite? Picture by ukaface(f): 12:52pm On Apr 23, 2025
None

But I hate close up
CelebritiesRe: Kiddwaya Splashes $20,000 On White Money After Tasting His Restaurant's Food by ukaface(f): 12:52pm On Apr 23, 2025
Why not just get partner with him and expand the restaurant

I will try his food when next i visit
CelebritiesRe: Priscilla Ojo’s Wedding Vs Facebook Ceo’s by ukaface(f): 12:50pm On Apr 23, 2025
Na today?

Most pastors are sycophants
PoliticsRe: Which One Of Them Was In Power When You Were Born by ukaface(f): 12:49pm On Apr 23, 2025
He don die
FamilyRe: Lady Lists 5 Survival Skills Every Person Must Have by ukaface(f): 11:24pm On Apr 21, 2025
1/5
Inshort na 0/5

God help me
RomanceRe: Is Shallipopi Now The Face Of Naija Music? by ukaface(f): 5:27pm On Apr 20, 2025
Shallipopi how?

Wetin he Dey sing?

His song only lasts for a week and then stops trending. Face kor, head ni
CelebritiesRe: Meet 10 Popular UK Artists Originally From Nigeria by ukaface(f): 11:04am On Apr 15, 2025
Okay

So
Christianity EtcRe: Ekiti Pastor Celebrates 10 Years Of Killing "Hyena" (Photo) by ukaface(f): 11:00am On Apr 13, 2025
Sirianese:
I be Another mumu...I get IQ less than 75
Normal you be oloriburuku na
Specifically,Your IQ na -100 sef
Christianity EtcRe: Ekiti Pastor Celebrates 10 Years Of Killing "Hyena" (Photo) by ukaface(f): 9:28am On Apr 13, 2025
Sirianese:
That's a palm civet, not a hyena

When they tell una to go school, you say school na scam
Which subject them teach difference between palm civet and hyena? Ehn uncle?
FamilyRe: Woman Confronts Husband for Lying About "Niece" - Who Is His Secret Daughter by ukaface(f): 4:48pm On Apr 11, 2025
Her children to go upstairs, and the innocent child to stay out like as if it’s the girl’s fault
Music/RadioRe: 'Toto Mechanic': 2face Idibia's Latest Performance Raises Brows (Video) by ukaface(f): 2:35pm On Apr 09, 2025
That his preek would be the end of him

Na Toto wey spoil them Dey repair
He no even get taste

The lyrics is funny sha oooooo😂😂😂😂😂
TravelRe: Why Does Abroad Make people Look Fresh? by ukaface(f): 3:20pm On Apr 08, 2025
Bankowner:
1. You don't have to worry about waking up 4am to start your day and still waste 2 hours in traffic to get to work.
2. You don't have to run after danfo or keke for transportation.
3.You choose your own work hours depending on the type of work you do.
4. You don't have to pull generator rope to provide yourself electricity.
5. Peace of mind is a major determinant of one's outlook.
1. You can wake up by 4 am, to get ready for work and spend 2 hours on the road depending on the distance of your home to work place. This point is not 💯

2. While it’s not likely all the time to run after buses, there are some days where you would run o because you obviously are running late. And God help you if you are a perpetual late person you would always run to catch the bus

3. Not all workplace will allow you to choose your work hours. There are shifts and Rota are made, so you simply have to follow the shift schedule.

4. This one too Dey influence freshness??

5. Omo, no be everybody get peace of mind o. Bills go wan choke you, depression or sadness can’t give you peace of mind either. Most times people show up because they have no other choice
TravelRe: Why Does Abroad Make people Look Fresh? by ukaface(f): 3:13pm On Apr 08, 2025
No be every body Dey fresh ooo
CrimeRe: Verydarkman Confronts Lagos Resident Defecating Publicly On A Bridge (Photos) by ukaface(f): 7:41am On Apr 05, 2025
Thundafireseun:
huh This nuisance called VDM always looking for how to make noise on social media…..

Shebi he stays in Abuja… No body on earth defecates on the highway more than Aboki …..

How many times has he confronted them?? If dem no cut him neck with dagger 🗡️

Always looking for cheap popularity Ode
opolo
Your problem now is VDM and not the stupid act of the person pooing in public ? You okay?
BusinessRe: Cities With The Most Billionaires In The World - Full List (Photos) by ukaface(f): 11:22am On Apr 04, 2025
Please how can I make this kinda money?

That joy of waking everyday and knowing you have or worth billions of dollars……Jesu kristi
CelebritiesRe: "Everybody In Nigeria Has Body Odour" Show Promoter, Toba Blasts Nigerians by ukaface(f): 5:48pm On Apr 03, 2025
No lies

I shock for that airport with their creaky elevator, very nonsense country
CelebritiesRe: Peller "Receiving Death Threats" For Telling Nigerians Not To Criticise Tinubu by ukaface(f): 2:19pm On Mar 31, 2025
richie240:
When EVERYBODY - from nigeria to ghana to south africa 0 to cambodia to vietnam to Malaysia to indonesia etc, 'hates' igbós, perhaps y'all need to do some self-appraisal.
cool
I am asking why YOU
You are saying everybody

See me lowering myself to this your foolish level
CelebritiesRe: Peller "Receiving Death Threats" For Telling Nigerians Not To Criticise Tinubu by ukaface(f): 2:17pm On Mar 31, 2025
richie240:
When EVERYBODY - from nigeria to ghana to south africa 0 to cambodia to vietnam to Malaysia to indonesia etc, 'hates' igbós, perhaps y'all need to do some self-appraisal.
cool
I nwe kwa lu uche?

Wetin you Dey talk?
AgricultureRe: Oyo, Netherlands Collaborate On Tomato Production by ukaface(f): 2:00pm On Mar 31, 2025
Risingblue008:
Conscience dey judge u?
grin grin
How?

I nwe kwa lu uche?
CelebritiesRe: Peller "Receiving Death Threats" For Telling Nigerians Not To Criticise Tinubu by ukaface(f): 1:57pm On Mar 31, 2025
This stupid boy
CelebritiesRe: Peller "Receiving Death Threats" For Telling Nigerians Not To Criticise Tinubu by ukaface(f): 1:55pm On Mar 31, 2025
Counterigbolies:
don't mind those idiots

Opposition exposed them as being stupid, anything that doesn't support their nzogbu nzogbu must b cancelled

After their 30 days madness let's see what next they will hold on to

They have seen it that they stand no chance in 2027 election so they want to scatter everything
Oh my God
Are you guys for real??

Are you for real?

Why do you hate igbos this much?

How has the challenge suddenly turned to igbos??

Jesus

You seriously can’t be foolish right? Or are you?
CelebritiesRe: Peller "Receiving Death Threats" For Telling Nigerians Not To Criticise Tinubu by ukaface(f): 1:52pm On Mar 31, 2025
noleflendum:
Our southeast brothers should be taking things easy
Everything is not Nzogbu Nzogbu
Your brain Dey gba
FoodRe: Why We Don't Eat Goat Meat – Fulani by ukaface(f): 10:47pm On Mar 30, 2025
Why should I feed myself with this information?
CrimeRe: Man Cries Out As Fulani Herdsmen Roam Residential Area With Cows (Photos) by ukaface(f): 8:28pm On Mar 30, 2025
Them go soon relate the man as Igbo man
CrimeRe: Man Cries Out As Fulani Herdsmen Roam Residential Area With Cows (Photos) by ukaface(f): 8:27pm On Mar 30, 2025
Dre555:
Check well, na indigene of that town get the cows.
You get sense so??
PoliticsRe: Why Is Arewa Trying To implicate Igbos In The Uromi Killing ? by ukaface(f): 8:25pm On Mar 30, 2025
NAKE THEM DUVIDE THIS COUNTRY NAAAAAAAAA




Edo people kill, them say na Igbo

Y’all don’t know the difference?

God punish Arewa
RomanceRe: Rihanna Is A World Class Billionaire But Married A Street Boy( Pix) by ukaface(f): 8:01pm On Mar 30, 2025
odinson1:
Wetin you wan offer the man wey nor be street boy?
So women can only offer things to street boys?
Wetin your mama offer your papa?
PoliticsRe: Did Nyesom Wike Collapse? by ukaface(f): 3:42pm On Mar 30, 2025
Heard he is dead (allegedly o)
PoliticsRe: Did Nyesom Wike Collapse? by ukaface(f): 3:42pm On Mar 30, 2025
dawnomike:
This will sound like a goodnews for so many... sad

I'm trying not to see it as one as well... So, you are not alone in this.

I wish him a speedy recovery if the news is true cos what is Nigeria without Wike's dramahuhhuh
Which kain yeye speedy recovery?

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