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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Make-Up Artist Turns Her Face To Donald Trump (Photo) by ukaface(f): 8:30pm On Dec 20, 2020
This is duckling trump
Health › Re: Nigeria In Middle Of Second COVID-19 Wave, ReInfections Happening - LUTH Doctors by ukaface(f): 5:07pm On Dec 16, 2020
kadiri3:
covid is scam
it is not
Health › Re: Nigeria In Middle Of Second COVID-19 Wave, ReInfections Happening - LUTH Doctors by ukaface(f): 4:24pm On Dec 16, 2020
Malawian:
Can you swear to God who created you that you have seen it before?
I won't swear

But yes, I have seen
Health › Re: Nigeria In Middle Of Second COVID-19 Wave, ReInfections Happening - LUTH Doctors by ukaface(f): 11:04am On Dec 16, 2020
Dear Nigerians
Covid 19 is real, and yes,it's real in Nigeria
Romance › Re: Girls Are Only For Fvck! (Have No Mercy!!! ) by ukaface(f): 6:49pm On Dec 15, 2020
Hehehehehe
My gender don show this op shege...he come dey cry like pikin,Pele o. Take heart.
May God heal your broken heart.
Romance › Re: History Of Civilization In One Picture *dear Men Take Note!!! by ukaface(f): 3:31am On Dec 13, 2020
All these prick people sef, they can feel superior over everything. Take it easy,it's the patriarchy era.

There was an era of matriarchy.... y'all should read abeg.
And we all were females utero, for some time, before the change of been a male occurred,so y'all prick people should chill, you were at a time females before your transformation.

Una think say you no get feminine hormones? Be deceiving yourselves and keep claiming 100% Male, mtcheeeeeeeew.
Celebrities › Re: "He’s Like A Cousin To Me” – Singer Simi Debunks Cheating Rumour Wit Younger Man by ukaface(f): 8:09am On Dec 09, 2020
sainty2k3:
Simi Kosoko in the write up, you now put pictures of Simi Gold. Weeh done
lol
Adekunle Gold's name is Kosoko... Adekunle Kosoko
So Simi the singer, is Simi Kosoko.
Romance › Re: I Love This Girl On Nairaland!!! (pictures) by ukaface(f): 10:01pm On Dec 08, 2020
All this wailings wey Nigerian guys dey give don dey tire person.
Oya Na, make una turn gay Na......hiaaaaaaaaa
Them see gay,them go talk
Them see guy wey dem dey call ' simp' them go talk

Then wetin be the colour of una problem sef?
If you can't handle the girls,go handle guys Na.....una too complain...shuuuuu
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Highest Paid Jobs In Nigeria,and Their Roles. by ukaface(f): 4:33pm On Dec 08, 2020
Thank God you know say nurses no dey the list....

Before someone go dey think say, I have to do the most based on salary.
If nurses go on strike for salary upgrade, make una no talk.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Where Do You Work And What's Your Position? by ukaface(f): 11:29am On Dec 08, 2020
I work in a hospital as a Registered Nurse.

How much am I getting for this info I just shared, @ op
Family › Re: A Man Died, Buried, Appeared In Another Land Where Nobody Knows Him by ukaface(f): 10:38pm On Dec 05, 2020
Afamed:
Even Nolywood has upgraded from this kind of story line
Nollywood no even try do small as what happens in real life.
Family › Re: A Man Died, Buried, Appeared In Another Land Where Nobody Knows Him by ukaface(f): 10:36pm On Dec 05, 2020
NnadyAutos:
Every story here is tales by moonlight.Can you tell the name of the village, community, local government and state where these stories happened.The Holy Bible In Hebrew chapter 9:27 said " It is appointed once for a man to die, and after death comes judgment follows" No possibility for the dead facing God's judgement to reincarnate again in the land of the living.Also understand that dead are spirit being, spirit don't have sex, talkless of having children.
with all due respect,you don't know anything.
Reincarnation happens.
" Elijah is here but you know him not......." Matthew 17:12-13,Jesus was referring to John the Baptist,even Jesus believed in reincarnation.

Open ya inner eyes,broaden ya knowledge...ask questions, seek for the answers in mysteries.
Peace.
Travel › Re: Ladies: How Do You React To A Guy (stranger) Who Pays Your Keke Fare? by ukaface(f): 12:53pm On Dec 03, 2020
Herbephe1:
If you can't appreciate#50 ,then how you go fit appreciate 5M.There's no small favor
When I see the 5m I go Sabi how to appreciate am,make that one no worry you.
Travel › Re: Ladies: How Do You React To A Guy (stranger) Who Pays Your Keke Fare? by ukaface(f): 10:40am On Dec 03, 2020
thatsleepboy1:
grin grin grin grin grin

BABES, abeg make e no enter your head, e be like say teasing no be your thing at all. insults no dey enter me at all.


how u take know say your mouth no dey smell like cow shit?
So because your own dey smell like pit latrine you think say Na so everybody own dey smell Abi? You Sabi cow shit cos he no different from yours Na.

Better go meet dentist. Your own don pass normal.
Travel › Re: Ladies: How Do You React To A Guy (stranger) Who Pays Your Keke Fare? by ukaface(f): 10:27am On Dec 03, 2020
thatsleepboy1:
I don't need your pant so I'm not a sycophant.....
* *yawn* Weak punchline.
Shift Oga.
Travel › Re: Ladies: How Do You React To A Guy (stranger) Who Pays Your Keke Fare? by ukaface(f): 10:25am On Dec 03, 2020
thatsleepboy1:
read my first q and read the mumu ?? wey u ask me. your brain don dey leak oyel? I go weld am for you
olodo, Na oyel them tell you say dey your brain Abi? No wonder you dey yarn offpoint. Dem still weld your brain join......Nawa o. Your own pass normal o

You know no person, you just open mouth like oozing pit latrine say person get bad leg, ontop Keke fee..... grin grin grin grin grin grin wtf!
Travel › Re: Ladies: How Do You React To A Guy (stranger) Who Pays Your Keke Fare? by ukaface(f): 10:22am On Dec 03, 2020
thatsleepboy1:
he's not pained. always look out for him. he's bigger than what you think he is. 80% of NLs know him. he's not a pu**y niqqa
What an achievement to be known by 80% of NL's.
I don't have any ' thinking' bout him, I can't even remember his moniker, talk more of knowing he is bigger than what I ' think'.

I quoted him, I commented,dunno why you carry him quote for head.
Are you a sycophant?
Travel › Re: Ladies: How Do You React To A Guy (stranger) Who Pays Your Keke Fare? by ukaface(f): 10:18am On Dec 03, 2020
thatsleepboy1:
you dey battle comprehension problems na why
Sense

My leg no good cos I dey battle comprehension problems.......you dey reason well sohuh
Travel › Re: Ladies: How Do You React To A Guy (stranger) Who Pays Your Keke Fare? by ukaface(f): 10:16am On Dec 03, 2020
thatsleepboy1:
you don't know him here that's why. he's a real niggarrr and doesn't satisfy your vaginal troubles.
lol...wtf is my vaginal troubleshuh Nothing I no go see for NL.
I don't know him, but he seems pained. He should get over it.
Travel › Re: Ladies: How Do You React To A Guy (stranger) Who Pays Your Keke Fare? by ukaface(f): 10:14am On Dec 03, 2020
thatsleepboy1:
na base on say your leg no good na why
Na why wetin?
Celebrities › Re: Nengi: Thick Is The Thigh, Thin In The Waist by ukaface(f): 10:11am On Dec 03, 2020
generationz:
How do you take someone with an already perfect shape and use to advertise your products? undecided
o Sumi o
Travel › Re: Ladies: How Do You React To A Guy (stranger) Who Pays Your Keke Fare? by ukaface(f): 10:08am On Dec 03, 2020
No guy has paid my Keke fee

By the way Na ordinary Keke fee of ₦50 & ₦100 wan dey make me dey hyper?
Travel › Re: Ladies: How Do You React To A Guy (stranger) Who Pays Your Keke Fare? by ukaface(f): 10:05am On Dec 03, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
No matter how beautiful you are as a lady
I will never pay your keke fare

I would rather pay for another niggarrrr inside that keke..

A niggarrrr that will always remember me till the end of time
Not a vaginal person that will only remember me of she needs another favor in the future
Another victim of vaginal people brutality.....lol
Nairaland General › Re: Big Cobra Found In My Friend's Bathroom by ukaface(f): 8:41pm On Dec 02, 2020
gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

God is wonderful!!

God just use that rat to wage what the enemy has plan.

Just imagine what would have happened, if he was bitten by that snake.
but why did God allow the cobra into his bathroom in the first place?
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Acquires A 2020 Rang Rover (Video, Photos) by ukaface(f): 8:27pm On Dec 01, 2020
sammy329:
Vanity upon vanity embarassed embarassed
makes life on earth sweet
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Acquires A 2020 Rang Rover (Video, Photos) by ukaface(f): 8:27pm On Dec 01, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



2020 is almost over.
Hanty when will you marry?

The sad reality of knowing she doesn't have a man to her name despite her fame and wealth has pushed her to leading a sad life of acute vanity.
She buys expensive things she doesn't need since she can't get those things that come cheap to others which she really needs.

Knowing she has 2300 pairs of shoes, 800 bags and 7 automobiles may make her sleep better at night.
But the truth is, she wakes up every morning realizing that she needs more than just a Range Rover; she needs a new last name.

Till she gets that, she is unsuccessful.
Because a woman's greatest laurel is a husband.
BULLCRAP
Music/Radio › Re: 7 Nigerian Artistes That Have Better Lyrics Than Davido And Wizkid by ukaface(f): 8:19pm On Dec 01, 2020
Studio247:
TALKING OF LYRICS

FIRST YOU CHECK ARTIST WHO PUT STORIES AND MASSAGE'S IN THEIR SONG WRITING

FOR ME I ONLY KNOW
2BABA
TIMI DAKOLO
DAREY ART ALADE
BANKY W
AND RECENTLY TEMS

OTHERS ARE BABY! BABY! WINE FOR ME
SHAKE FOR ME ANNOUNCING SEX HERE AND THERE.

MANY DON'T KNOW IF THIS ARTIST ARE TRYING TO WRITE LOVE SONGS OR WHAT�

THAT IS WHY AMERICAN ARTIST ARE ALWAYS AHEAD OF THE GAME IF THEY WRITE A LOVE SONG IT HAS A DIRECTION
ALL THEIR SONGS IS TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING LYRICALLY ON POINT

BUT OUR OWN TAKE OUT THE PRODUCERS BEAT LET SOME OF THEM SING LET'S SEE HOW MANY OF YOU WILL LOVE TO LISTEN
NAIJA MUSIC DOES NOT STAND THE TEST OF TIME.

PLAY BRANDY, CHRIS BROWN, JUSTIN BIBIER, ALICIA KEYS , E.T.C CHECK THEIR FIRST EVER SONGS YOU WILL ALWAYS WANT TO LISTEN.

NIGERIAN ARTIST ARE WACK WHEN IT COMES TO LYRICS JUST FEW OF THEM LIKE 2BABA.
seconded
Music/Radio › Re: 7 Nigerian Artistes That Have Better Lyrics Than Davido And Wizkid by ukaface(f): 8:17pm On Dec 01, 2020
Liposure:
so ti gbo chike
beeni
Chike Na data
( Read and understand anyhow, I no be Yoruba)

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