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Romance › Re: Michael B. Jordan Is People's Sexiest Man Alive by ukaface(f): 12:42am On Nov 19, 2020

Sixfeetbelle:

My ribs are aching from how hard I laughed at this

geez
Why you dey laugh Na
I love Kevin Hart o,in short I dey crush

Romance › Re: Michael B. Jordan Is People's Sexiest Man Alive by ukaface(f): 9:15pm On Nov 18, 2020

Swagtrills:
How can a midget be sexy

So sexiness belongs to only the tall,muscled guys huh

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Celebrities › Re: Wahala For Who No Get Backside & Tiny Waist Like Ini Edo, Nigerians To Ini Edo by ukaface(f): 9:11pm On Nov 18, 2020

So having these features is the definition of sexy?

Issokay
Wahala for ladies wey straight

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Romance › Re: Michael B. Jordan Is People's Sexiest Man Alive by ukaface(f): 8:48pm On Nov 18, 2020

Kevin Hart too is sexy

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Celebrities › Re: Brunella Oscar: I Sent Williams Uchemba A DM On Facebook In 2016 by ukaface(f): 10:54am On Nov 18, 2020

Holy spirit, comman reveal to me naaaa grin

Celebrities › Re: Chelsea Eze Celebrates Her 35th Birthday With Sultry Photos by ukaface(f): 3:04pm On Nov 17, 2020

slawormiir:
damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....

Ogbeni calm down....and appreciate her beauty..slim and beautiful
You dey see that girl so....if she sit down ontop you during coitus ehnnn...slim girls like that will soak and wet your dick with all sorts of vaginal fluid....both sticky, foaming. Slippery and watery fluid..if she is on leggings ehnn..her camel toe is gonna be too beautiful...slim girls like this have no vaginal odour because their thigh is slim enough not to choke their vaginal
Na this kind girl I go arrange for you if I meet you..I go tie weed or use weed cook indomie and beans for you after that i go book hotel for you then arrange enough bottles plus two beautiful slim girls like this for you...

lol
You dey find trouble
He go call you ' devil incarnate' now cheesy

Crime › Re: Charles Inojie & His Wife, Obehi, Celebrate 8th Wedding Anniversary by ukaface(f): 3:00pm On Nov 17, 2020

thesicilian:
Just 8 years, he obviously didn't marry on time. Congrats to him

Na you dey keep register of people wey dey marry early ,and late huh

? Wehdone sir

Celebrities › Re: Doctor Carrying Out Br3ast Implants Lift - Br3ast Enlargement (live Operation) by ukaface(f): 2:55pm On Nov 17, 2020

Mywd:
Wrong and vague answer...... Low self esteem spotted

Mtcheeew, I'm answering as pa how ' humans' think, not about myself.

Shift abeg

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Celebrities › Re: Doctor Carrying Out Br3ast Implants Lift - Br3ast Enlargement (live Operation) by ukaface(f): 10:53am On Nov 17, 2020

Skillfullulu:
For everything God created is good, and nothing is to be rejected if it is received with thanksgiving.

Why are we not grateful?

because society has made us see what is ' perfect' . Why do humans need to be grateful over something they can easily manipulate, change from the original?

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Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Celebrates 40th Birthday With Amazing Pictures by ukaface(f): 10:47am On Nov 17, 2020

FatherBona:
Timaya banged the living daylights out of this lady

were you there?
How you take know?
You video them huh

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Romance › Re: If Your Sister Brings Home This Man Is Husband To Be, Will U Endorse The Marriag by ukaface(f): 7:58am On Nov 16, 2020

Smh

You too, answer yourself.

Celebrities › Re: Queen Of Aso Nigeria, Peace Chinwendu Releases Official Photos After Crowning by ukaface(f): 10:15am On Nov 11, 2020

I thought the slim ones are usually used for pageantry?

Now it's ass and boobs on fleek for the crown

Politics › Re: Kamala Harris' Niece, Meena Is Married To A Nigerian, Nicolas Ajagu by ukaface(f): 7:30am On Nov 08, 2020

So?
Automatically our lives don better or what?

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Romance › Re: Rhoda Ameh And Sunday Agbo Wedding At Lagos Beach by ukaface(f): 6:33am On Nov 06, 2020

Oyolohi24:
After a beach wedding, then what follows? Ladies way of reasoning. Just because is romantic. To leave in harmony is d best.

funny, never knew men are allergic to romance.
After the beach wedding, everybody go go their house Na, honeymoon for the couple begins.....woh, this life Na one, enjoy it to the fullest, no dey dull.

Romance › Re: Main & Side Chics Fight At Lagos Airport As They Welcome Their Man From US by ukaface(f): 9:09pm On Nov 05, 2020

Women shaaaaa
Why fight the other lady? Both of you Na main chick and side chick, the guy should be the one taking the blows and beatings naaaaa....lol
Who no wan marry abroad guy, issokay

Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by ukaface(f): 1:53pm On Nov 05, 2020

' I'm engaged'

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Romance › Re: Rhoda Ameh And Sunday Agbo Wedding At Lagos Beach by ukaface(f): 1:29pm On Nov 05, 2020

Premiumwriter:
hanty u geh moni?

I get, but I no get groom.

Romance › Re: Igbo Couple Use 'Ukwa' Sauce To Make Their Wedding Cake (Photos) by ukaface(f): 11:54am On Nov 05, 2020

Cut your cloth according to your size
No go dey do pass yourself
Wedding Na one day, marriage Na forever
The ukwa dey hungry me sef....

Foreign Affairs › Re: Esther Agbaje, Oye Owolewa, Nnamdi Chukwuocha Win In U.S 2020 Elections by ukaface(f): 11:30am On Nov 05, 2020

Mastakija:
ode
go back nd read, this tym read it to understand didirin

walahi I no wan abuse you, cos I don't know your age and I really want to respect you.
YOU'RE A BASTARD.
Are you stupid?
I won't give you the attention you seek for, meanwhile....
What's with the name calling? or did I mention your name in my write up? If you don't agree with me, you speak your view rather than acting like an uncouth animal.

If craze dey do you small small no bring am come my side.

Health › Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by ukaface(f): 11:19am On Nov 05, 2020

Kennyfancy:
thought ur job is to save life first now, so why put money as the main issue ?

from my write up, we treated before money, but did we get the money at the end of everything huh

?
you want free medical treatment?
And when Doctors and nurses go on strike you won't have to complain Abi?
And we working as healthcare workers we should be begging from hand to mouth Abi?

Do y'all think working as a nurse or doctor is also a palatable thing? The stress load??

I rest my case

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Romance › Re: Rhoda Ameh And Sunday Agbo Wedding At Lagos Beach by ukaface(f): 9:08am On Nov 05, 2020

SnOOpERr:
Let's go there

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Romance › Re: Rhoda Ameh And Sunday Agbo Wedding At Lagos Beach by ukaface(f): 9:03am On Nov 05, 2020

dorin27:
And a beach wedding you will get

Amen o

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Romance › Re: Rhoda Ameh And Sunday Agbo Wedding At Lagos Beach by ukaface(f): 5:36am On Nov 05, 2020

I want a beach wedding too

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Health › Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by ukaface(f): 11:56pm On Nov 04, 2020

OgaRico:
A nurse spotted and trying her best to save herself and some of her follow nurses.No vex but nurses wey dey linked to s*x pass those wey no dey linked to s*x and so majority carries the vote .

what's your tribe?
Can we act this way with whatever tribe, race or profession you're representing and you would be cool with it?
Wondering why we should even bother to have a better place to live in, if this is your mindset

Human have wahala true true.

Health › Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by ukaface(f): 11:52pm On Nov 04, 2020

shogsman:
You're right but the truth Is 4 out of 5 Nigerian nurses are unprofessional

unprofessional how?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Esther Agbaje, Oye Owolewa, Nnamdi Chukwuocha Win In U.S 2020 Elections by ukaface(f): 10:31pm On Nov 04, 2020

So should we be celebrating them ?
They probably have forgotten anything Nigeria in their blood.
Will their winning make a difference in the state of Nigeria?

Well congrats to them before person go say I be bad belle.

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