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Romance › Re: You Have Failed As A Woman, If You Aren't Married At 25 by ukaface(f): 3:23pm On Mar 27, 2021
Thelucifer666:
If your father raised you well
You would have seen an husband by now
And if your mother raised you well
You for don be person husband by now..
Romance › Re: You Have Failed As A Woman, If You Aren't Married At 25 by ukaface(f): 1:47pm On Mar 27, 2021
Why not start distributing husbands to ladies of age 25 and above
Romance › Re: You Have Failed As A Woman, If You Aren't Married At 25 by ukaface(f): 10:23am On Mar 27, 2021
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Food › Re: Do You Cut Your Vegetables In The Market? by ukaface(f): 2:21pm On Mar 26, 2021
No
I cut my vegetables myself, thTs how they will cut millipede with your vegetables.

But Na stress, especially when you want to cook vegetable soup with just water leaf and Ugwu.....
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Abraham Teaches Mercy Johnson To Kneel Down & Greet Her Husband Prince Odi by ukaface(f): 11:20am On Mar 26, 2021
DuBLINGreenb:
Tammy Abraham and Mobolaji Johnson

Wait Toyin Abraham Fat pass Mercy Johnson wawu who would have guessed

Yoruba women dey fat sha oh, if dem wan fat like this ehn hmm nothing fit stop dem.
Toyin is from Edo state
Romance › Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by ukaface(f): 10:14am On Mar 23, 2021
Which one is I'm I smart?

So you don't know what you wrote is, I am I smart?
Does that statement sound smart?
Celebrities › Re: Simi Reacts To Adekunle Gold Cheating Scandal by ukaface(f): 10:08am On Mar 23, 2021
Nawa o

No guy can be trusted again, later them go dey shout say Na females get wahala.....mtcheeeew.
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels' New Pretty Look (Photos, Video) by ukaface(f): 4:02pm On Mar 22, 2021
Hugomexis:
Excessive bleaching.
Her pvssy will be filled by stretch marks by now


spits
hiaaaaaaa
Pvssy Don dey get stretch marks?
Celebrities › Re: Jerry Amilo Buries His Brother, Egojiolu Basil In Anambra (Video) by ukaface(f): 2:17pm On Mar 22, 2021
2shaw:
Okay,dis guy but him movies na trash abegi,its always rituals and drugs,he always dey put on dark shades like say he get apolo. Abegi Mr scarface ,I no like your movies ,so unrealistic in it nd they are boring. Like super boring
see them,awon body shamers....

You feel good now, Calling him Scarface Abi?? Mtcheeew
Did he ever force you to like his movies? He doesn't even know you exist and you're here filled with bitterness over him.
Nairaland General › Re: 6 Yahoo Boys Die In Delta Accident While Celebrating New Lexus SUV (Pictures) by ukaface(f): 9:50pm On Mar 21, 2021
They thought they've conquered the world, they've made it....life is forever they thought.
Alas,just a blink of the eye and all is gone.
Such a pity...

Umuaka highway
Politics › Re: Yoruba Youths Hoist Oduduwa Republic Flags In Lagos by ukaface(f): 1:09pm On Mar 18, 2021
I'm not tribalistic,or maybe I am to an extent when I want to defend my tribe....

But the first word that came out of my mouth on reading this topic was ' Awon Ode'

I thought y'all were hating on the Igbos who were clamouring for Biafra,now una don need your own country...una normal Lai thishuh
Celebrities › Re: Why We Go Naked In My Family – Charly Boy (Photo) by ukaface(f): 1:02pm On Mar 18, 2021
Draslo:
I remember as a little kid in the early 2000s, every Saturday I always looked forward to watching the Charley Boy show on AIT around 12pm or thereabouts with my late uncle who lived with us.


RIP Uncle. I can never forget you.
what was the show about
Celebrities › Re: Kanye West Becomes Richest Black Man In U.S by ukaface(f): 12:58pm On Mar 18, 2021
4tomandchi:
From "Jesus work" to the richest black man.

Truly Jesus work.
shey Na Jesus work Abi Na Jesus walks

Ain't it
Jesus walks with me..

Is it Jesus works with mehuh?
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Advises Women Against Leaving Their Cheating Husbands (Video) by ukaface(f): 9:37am On Mar 16, 2021
DEMZEE:
No b yeye reason o

Women know this things

Women that sleep around are called hoes and they can't make good wives talkless of good mothers. Women sell purity while men sell commitment
men that sleep around are called 'gods'huh


I give up
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Advises Women Against Leaving Their Cheating Husbands (Video) by ukaface(f): 9:27am On Mar 16, 2021
DEMZEE:
A man can Bleep many women and still love only one. Men can detach emotions from sex
This is fuckery
So this seems right and logical to you??

That's a yeye reason o
Women that sleep with guys to get money from them no be detachment of emotions be thathuh

Y'all prick people should stop this one way yeye reason to justify your horrible insatiable urges
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Advises Women Against Leaving Their Cheating Husbands (Video) by ukaface(f): 4:41am On Mar 16, 2021
DEMZEE:
Women show love through fidelity

Once a woman bleeps another dude outside her husband, she's done with her husband
once a man bleeps another woman outside his wife, is he also done with his wife?
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Advises Women Against Leaving Their Cheating Husbands (Video) by ukaface(f): 12:30am On Mar 16, 2021
DEMZEE:
Men and women love differently

Men and women show love differently

Don't b so naive to think women and men are fundamentally equal nahh
how equality enter this matter?
Or
You mean,if the men should cheat ,women shouldn't because of applying the rule of women ain't equal to menhuh?
Wahala
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Advises Women Against Leaving Their Cheating Husbands (Video) by ukaface(f): 8:40pm On Mar 15, 2021
To Women that give theirselves headache ontop cheating spouse or partner it's really unnecessary, it's energy wasting. You don't need all that gragra to tame a man. I see the gragra as stress,if he is cheating,look the other way and be involved with things,you fit cheat your own too...yes ooo.

I support oga Pete Edochie Biko.

But that aspect of divorce, please if iyaff tire you, divorce....but be independent before making the move.
Marriage wahala and stress cannor come and go and Kee me, because of society's idealogy.
Celebrities › Re: Erica In Tears See Inside Her N1billion Furnished Duplex (video) by ukaface(f): 5:56am On Mar 14, 2021
1 billion nsi Na aro...
How she get am? Person go just give her 1billihuh?
Nawa o
Romance › Re: A Lady I Tried To Help Scammed Me by ukaface(f): 5:52am On Mar 14, 2021
See ehn bros.... Forget generosity and going out of your way to help people. Those people if table were turned go chop your eyes.
Generosity doesn't work in Nigeria, everybody dey look for who them go chop from,but when it's payback them go run.
I can't do this mistake you did
Sent her money,Sent tfare,still hustle accommodation and work for her,shuuuuuuuuuu.....you be father Christmashuh?even father Christmas no do reach like this...your own Na pro version.

This ought to teach you a lesson,if you like continue.
Forget about God blessing those who give abeg,you just got scammed dude...lol grin grin,or maybe your blessing is in the future.
Education › Re: Adeyemo Abraham Adedayo Graduates With 11 Distinctions From University Of Ibadan by ukaface(f): 11:01am On Mar 11, 2021
Slurity:
To throw more light to this. I work presently with a livestock company and we have about 5 veterinary doctors and the least pay of them of just going to two years experience is #250,000k per month. I am an Animal scientist of over 9 years experience with same company but my pay is way lower to that. Again, just as a serving corner in Nigeria NYSC, Do you know that a vet Dr corper collect up to 150,000 monthly from state government of where they where posted in addition to the normal 20,000 lawyer from federal government? We Animal scientists get 20,000 while other corper gets just 5,000 monthly from same state government.
wooooooow! Are you kidding me??
Wow,splendid .
Education › Re: Adeyemo Abraham Adedayo Graduates With 11 Distinctions From University Of Ibadan by ukaface(f): 10:35am On Mar 11, 2021
Slurity:
It is obvious you know little about the course. It is not about pets alone my dear, it is about livestock farms, it's about both wildlife animal and pets that you mention, you hardly see a vet Dr that is not employed in Nigeria but a reasonable salaries.
ooooookay
Thanks for the enlightenment...
Never knew veterinary medicine in Nigeria has such prospective.
Family › Re: Please Advice. by ukaface(f): 10:29am On Mar 11, 2021
Don't compare yourself to others... Especially in marriage and family matters.
Some can go ahead with such amount,after figuring out your expenses based on food,rent,transport,health, miscellaneous too, then kids....

Some even start up with less,but Na you go know how you go manage and feel comfortable with such pay. Shalom.
Education › Re: Adeyemo Abraham Adedayo Graduates With 11 Distinctions From University Of Ibadan by ukaface(f): 10:26am On Mar 11, 2021
Are there veterinary Hospitals in Nigeria?

How many Nigerians value pets? We wey fit chop anything.

That's how someone ate Tortoise....smh

Dude, congrats...but this career dey somehow sha for this country,just Japa go abroad...

Even nurses dey Japa,talk more of a veterinarian..
Romance › Re: Who Else Have Noticed This About Nigerian Girls? by ukaface(f): 10:19am On Mar 11, 2021
The brain is not embedded in the ' packages'
Politics › Re: I’ve Taken Too Much Cyberbullying In Six Years — Zahra Buhari (Photos) by ukaface(f): 10:10am On Mar 11, 2021
Mtcheeew
Can it be compared to the hardships an average Nigerian is passing thru on a daily, because of your father??
Go and sit down jare,were you expecting praises and claps?? This on dey jonz
Romance › Re: Is The Person In This Picture A Boy Or A Girl? (PICTURES) by ukaface(f): 10:08am On Mar 11, 2021
Hermaphrodite
Romance › Re: HELP: My Girlfriend Of 6 Months Does Not Have My Number Saved In Her Phone by ukaface(f): 10:08am On Mar 11, 2021
Abeg o,you guys wey dey buy phone for babes, where una dey stay Biko? And how do the babes persuade you guys to buy them phones sef, this one own is two...two phones.

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