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Jagaban2012:
Yoruba to the world...

The Yoruba language will soon become global.language just like English and French because of the impact of Yoruba people globally. .....


Son of Zik , over to you. ....

She’s Yoruba?

Tochitee:
Yorubas is taking over the world! There is one small tribe in Nigeria that hate themselves just because they could not attain the height and standard Yorubas have set for themselves! THANK GOD I’M YORUBA! if I come another world I will pick Yoruba over every other tribes!

You are pathetic

Will he join to fight too? Abi he doesn’t want the change?

Acekidc4:
Whatttttt😯😲😨
The Healing hand of GOD will fall upon you right now In Jesus Mighty Name.
Tubaba you are Healed

🙄

Suddenly everyone has something to say

Tor

Abegi

Make I hear word

Naso Tuface take whyne Annie with African queen song

Quickest recovery to her

Men will leave you in the desert with no water

I don’t think ‘ brown roof’ is to insult Ibadan
I think the term is more to say that it is an ancient city.

But yeah, it is a brown roof community na, Abi no be brown roof Una Dey see? Is it green or yellow?

obaidan:
u follow dem dey the marriage? u know weytin she dey show d guy for house...una go just dey do cho cho cho up and down

You wey Dey the house, Wetin she Dey show the guy
But what did I even say wrong?
Is your head paining you?
Abi you mentioned the wrong person?
Shift oo

Ojemedad:
Wetin u Dey pass through for your marriage/relationship pass Annie own but you coming online to form Wetin I know know, madam keep quayet

Eeehheehhhnn
Tell me more
What am I passing through in my marriage/ relationship?
It is not quayet, it is quiet . Okay? Now run along

Oh, but do answer my question, what am I passing thru’?

Na lie o

Husband Dey o

Hmmmm
It is well

Rexymania:
There's nothing wrong with that bridge... Na money dem won chop. You will hear the billions they spent in repairing that bridge

Pedestrians are saying the bridge is shaking ooooo

Lagos is falling

Activate BAT
Oh, he is head of the country
That means in later years, it might be ‘ Nigeria is falling’

Let us pray

But what I want to understand is how Annie say ‘ by fire by force I must Dey with you’ at the detriment of her mental health.
Omo
Na she be the real MVP o

Skydivine:
That boy looks more like the mother than CCP

Exactly

The child looks like the woman naaaa

Make Una leave chief priest

Airlord2030:
Okezie omo igbo oloriburuku tribe to ma shofo

Just like oloriburuku hushpuppi omo Yoruba tribe to ma shofo

BIG IDIOT

LoneSoldier:
What is bad about a man masturbating due to him being hørny, when you are hørny... Don't you masturbate?

Did I say it’s wrong
Why are you feeling attacked and so defensive?
How your masturbation take concern me
Abeg o

LoneSoldier:
Please go back and read my post all over again, am still a bachelor!

Where did you write it na
I might have missed it
Highlight it and mention me to see it

LoneSoldier:
If marriage was a thing of blessing, the two couples would be happy with each other.... But is unfortunate that 90% of married men wished they never got engaged in marriage with there wives in the first place because of how miserable and tormenting it is....

who gave you this percentage sef

Good thing you know what marriage is to you, and I even like the fact that you don’t want to get married , you rather want to mastu.rbate till you reach your end stage.
Marriage no be by force.

Carry go jare

Wa gbayi

LoneSoldier:
If you can read very well, you will see where I stated that I am a bachelor, am not a married man ma'am...?

Where
Cos what you wrote signifies past ‘ benefits and challenges I faced as a bachelor’ meaning you ain’t a bachelor no more oga.

You are a bachelor and you know 90% of married men across Nigeria are suffering?? Sorry o
Mr statistics

Who are we paying to? And is there a register to strike out any one who has paid? Or do payers get receipt of payment?

A joke of a country

LoneSoldier:
Dear Esteemed men, please share your experience of how you became a bachelor, and also share the benefits and challenges that comes with it...
I will start with mine, years ago when I was little I thought marriage was a thing of blessing and doesn't require a man to suffer, but little did I know that marriage is a bondage so fast forward to when I was a teenager (Am a grown ass man now, that was then!) I started seeing things more clearly, let's take Nigeria for instance.... 90% of married men across Nigeria as a whole are suffering and smiling, why because marriage wasn't what they thought it was, some where even forced to marry by family members, some just wanted to try marriage out thinking is a thing of joy ride not knowing it is an everlasting torture.....

A country where everything is left for the man to do, and to worsen it more, economy is not smiling and men are dropping dead everyday due to high BP of so many budgets in a man's mind, a wife you think is a blessing is just a load of suffering, a liability that leaves the man to cater for everything, even though she also brings little by little it doesn't change the fact that she is a burden of suffering on the man's shoulders....


Well let me conclude here, there are more to write but let me conclude with the benefits and challenges I faced as a bachelor.....

BENEFITS AS A BACHELOR:

I always have time for myself, I do whatever I want whenever I want to do it.... No liability as a wife to dictate how my life should go, I eat whatever I want to eat, no kidding am a good cook... So I don't need a woman for that, when am hørny.... I masturbate myself to stupor, I have a decent job (Remotely) so I have time for myself indoors, the only time I go out, is when I want to get food items......

CHALLENGES AS A BACHELOR:
Not so much tho, but it came to some point I got pressured by my stupid family (father and mother excluded) to get a wife, I boldly told them NO!

Planning on disowning them very soon, but that is a topic for another day...!

So esteemed men, this is my experience.... Share yours!

Please be specific o
Not all
Wives are burden to their husbands

If yours is showing you shege, be specific about it and don’t generalize.

Same way your gender Dey complain about their wives na same way wives Dey complain about their husbands.
The women in abusive marriages never envisioned marriage like that. So don’t come here acting like na your gender Dey go through hell.

Individualise your situation
Thank you

Gaspardd:
Met the 2nd lady mid 2022, but got pregnant late last yr. My parents are already aware esp my dad who told me to embrace my new status.

The first wife isn't aware yet but I will fake remorse and blame it on the devil and see how it goes.

Why blame poor devil, except if you are implying your libido/ d!ck is the devil.

Just own up to your sh!t , and leave devil alone
Don’t act like a sissy

You weren’t a sissy when you went for the Second Lady, why now?

That’s an old video Abeg, video of last year

Abeg comot

You know this is you creating an avenue for tribalism.

Nyascobar1414:
..
Who be dis simp..
Leave house wey en dey pay rent?..

Who is raising these p*ssies?

How you take know say na him Dey pay rent?

Do you know the family?

Some of Una no just get sense


The fact that you people especially one anuofia like dat for Pg 1 Dey justify the act of the man.

BEATING YOUR WIFE, make it make sense.

Like you feel it’s okay for a man to beat his wife because she wore singlet to do school runs?
Beat her to the point of giving her swollen lips and her eyes swollen too?
Like y'all are justifying his act?

obiekunie01:
rubbish talk!

na all this nonsense talk don turn all the men to jellybeans that every idiot wife go open mouth and talk anyhow to her husband!

DO ANYHOW FOR MY HOUSE YOU SEE ANY HOW! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE CAPTAIN IN A SHIP - AND IN MY SHIP I AM THE CAPTAIN - AND EVERYONE MUST RESPECT THAT!

Yes sir,Adolf Hitler