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Rooting for em
It takes courage to want to let go of your hair

Go to the hospital



E good as you put the causes o

Cos everyone go think say you forget to use baby oil

I want some one to volunteer and buy for me

Palmercole:
Trying to upload pictures but its showing error ,please how can I post pics here ?

You want to post pictures of your p.enis??

Chukwu okike !!!!!!


Did she suck your brain tooooooo?


If you like no go hospital

RealityKings1:
The weed was too much
Na now me sef see wetin I post

Sofri Dey use the weed
If you no pity your eyes, pity your lungs/kidneys and liver

zero8zero:
Those are Simp not men. Know the difference

They are men
Or is simp now a gender?

RealityKings1:
Faithful... 100
Intelligence..100 (make she no wise pass me)
Beauty...300
Big Breast... 100 (the smaller the better)
Big ass... 900
Godly... 100
Respectful... 100
Good in bed...400
Good cook...300 (I'm already good in that aspect)

Funny ...100 (if she's too funny, that means she's wise so 100 is enough. Make she no too funny)

Wetin you Dey do
Them say use N1000 create your wife , you Dey write upside down


Our future leader

Rapmoney:
So who are the millions of people following these women on social media? How come most men abuse and criticize them but they have a large number of followers? Why do you follow someone who does something you criticize?

They follow them so that they can masTU.rbate over them.

Na today you know say men are two faced?

I have nothing to say

Ewwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So NL can be this quiet? Y’all didn’t raise dust over his tribe?

What happen?
Abi the tribe commenters never see this topic?

If na Igbo guy
Omo! I for don sneeze tire ontop the dust of ‘ Igbo and rituals 5&6’

Una go Dey alright

I don’t comment to criminal’s topic like this one
And that guy is well, e Dey lie
Werey no sabi his age again

I wish him the best

Okay

Where them hang the p.enis?

Okaaaaaayyy

Now I understand why his kids Abi na grand kids look like that

Love800:
Anyone Got An Idea About This Development Please?

Something like tiny dots are are growing on my lips, itching me. The dots are getting bigger everyday on my lips.

On my penis too, there are tiny dots growing on the head of my penis and the straff, itching me seriously.

I brought drugs(hympashyn, fluconazole, cetidyn-l and the cream which is "ABF". I have been taking these for three days now but no results. My lips are getting bigger and my penis itching me.

I don't know what to do.

You had unsafe sex
Yes or no?

You carry herpes, you tell us say make we help you

How should we do that? Help you to scratch ?

Funny mentality upandan

If you like be a ‘ stupid and heartless ’ man to your wife
and be expecting roll Royce
I Dey look Una , I Dey laff

Garbage in garbage out
Action for reaction
Tit for tat

If this man didn’t act right, I’m sure she won’t spend her dime.

And Una wey Dey talk say na the man money, Una sense Dey far

Why would I want to neglect Obi cubana, ehn??

😂😂😂😂😂😂

He looks upside down

Botreat:
My woman is cheating, but i want to mess with her brains before I trash her.

Found out about it from her WhatsApp chats. she's been with me for over 15months barely contributing anything in the house. I met her at a low point in her life and she has told me on several occasions how she was suicidal before we met.

I had never been a fan of checking my partner's phone, but something lead me into checking her chats and for a moment i doubted if it was my girl's chats I was reading. How she's gone on dates with multiple men, how they've been having sex with one of her cell members from church, how she's had girls sending her pictures of their nudes, how she has sent her nudes to men on several occasions.

She's had infections i had to spend so much treating thinking she got it from the toilet because she always complains she doesn't like seating on the toilet seat.

I was really shaken by these discoveries, but I feel better now after discussing it with my guy. Now it's game time and I would so mess with her brain that she would be scared of cheating in future.

The only reason I haven't sent her packing is because I fell into some kind of financial troubles and she had to lend me some funds to support my business and I currently cant pay back everything.
I know she's scared of losing this relationship because that would mean she becomes homeless and would have to start fending for herself completely, also from her chats with the guy she is currently having sex with, I can tell he doesn't care about her. He's here just for the sex and isn't ready for any commitment.

Yesterday I told her I've been having this recurring dream about our relationship, but cant recall the details. This morning I just sent her a message about a dream vaguely describing the guy she's having an affair with. Telling her about how a shadow came and was puling her away from me. she took it with so much shock and immediately she got stomach upset and started throwing up. After cleaning up she came back telling me dreams are just figments of imagination bla bla bla, that she's not going anywhere, telling me how I have impacted her life since we met.

Next time I am going to tell her the shadow came with a face, but I cant recall where I know the face, but I am very sure if I see the face anywhere I would remember it.

When I am done messing with her, I'll call my guy to come around and we disgrace her and send her out of the house. I want her scared of cheating in her future relationships.

Wow
Will you drop the follow up gist?

What is butt plug?

Myrepublic:
Imagine.. most of these ladies are sex addicts,but they will be forming saint in public..

Just a question o

How should the ‘ sex addicts’ behave in public?

zero8zero:
Loser's opinion, your opinion doesn't count.

And you feel yours count?

Oga shift

zero8zero:
Nigeria is not in a mess, your brain is in a mess instead. Like I told you, leave your backwater & get exposed. People are coming in investors are coming in but slowpokes like you are badmouthing your country. Abeg gettat.
https://www.nairaland.com/6980028/fg-grants-citizenship-286-foreign

Nigeria is in a mess
Go and hug transformer

zero8zero:
Keep quiet there, black slave. Get exposed & travel out of your backwater. Foreigners are coming into Nigeria to obtain citizenship.

See this one
Yenyenyen
You smoke sh.it this morning?
Abi your head is paining you
You better shift one side
Who are the foreigners coming into Nigeria for citizenship? And does that rule out the fact that Nigeria is a mess?

Person go just come Dey talk backward

Abeg shift

Aunty you just Dey ontop surface Dey look surface

Go deeper naaaaa
Enter and experience Nigeria na
You think the people that said’ may Nigeria not happen to you’ as a prayer Dey craze?

When tribalism chop you
Or scammers wound you
Or polithiefians finish you
Or Nigerian men show you shege banza promax
Or Nigerian police take you to a place of no return
Or kidnappers turn your life upside down
Or the numerous pastors confuse you
Or the celebrities scatter your morale/confidence
Or gen z children and gen z parents leave you in awe
Or your village people finally choose to table your matter to finish you

Na that time you go carry your slippers, dust the slippers and run away from Nigeria like usian bolt and then end up testifying to the world like aunty Kemi Badenoch, even the one wey Dey ask you and the one wey no need answer you go Dey sing like Reno wey no Dey let person rest.

galserv:
Proudly Yoruba

For what?

I concur
If you are doing well well in naija: no need to japa walahi

He has 12 years old child
Wow

I guess it happened when she was feeling the boy.

I had high hopes for zamani

Sp1ritHusband:
Nope, it is fun when anonymous and I have no desire to see anyone. I am a spirit anyways and cannot be seen.

So what do you do as a spirit?

[quote author=Ekele22 post=133601397][/quote]😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh
You are doing investigative journalism 😂😂😂😂😂

Issokay


So you no fit use your eyes and ears to do the investigation na to go online price olosho

Na today you know say small small girls Dey do rubbish?
You do bad boy that year and still no sabi Wetin olosho Dey collect for quick time?

Wo
Please rest