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The child looks like the woman naaaa

Make Una leave chief priest

Airlord2030:
Okezie omo igbo oloriburuku tribe to ma shofo

Just like oloriburuku hushpuppi omo Yoruba tribe to ma shofo

BIG IDIOT

LoneSoldier:
What is bad about a man masturbating due to him being hørny, when you are hørny... Don't you masturbate?

Did I say it’s wrong
Why are you feeling attacked and so defensive?
How your masturbation take concern me
Abeg o

LoneSoldier:
Please go back and read my post all over again, am still a bachelor!

Where did you write it na
I might have missed it
Highlight it and mention me to see it

LoneSoldier:
If marriage was a thing of blessing, the two couples would be happy with each other.... But is unfortunate that 90% of married men wished they never got engaged in marriage with there wives in the first place because of how miserable and tormenting it is....

who gave you this percentage sef

Good thing you know what marriage is to you, and I even like the fact that you don’t want to get married , you rather want to mastu.rbate till you reach your end stage.
Marriage no be by force.

Carry go jare

Wa gbayi

LoneSoldier:
If you can read very well, you will see where I stated that I am a bachelor, am not a married man ma'am...?

Where
Cos what you wrote signifies past ‘ benefits and challenges I faced as a bachelor’ meaning you ain’t a bachelor no more oga.

You are a bachelor and you know 90% of married men across Nigeria are suffering?? Sorry o
Mr statistics

Who are we paying to? And is there a register to strike out any one who has paid? Or do payers get receipt of payment?

A joke of a country

LoneSoldier:
Dear Esteemed men, please share your experience of how you became a bachelor, and also share the benefits and challenges that comes with it...
I will start with mine, years ago when I was little I thought marriage was a thing of blessing and doesn't require a man to suffer, but little did I know that marriage is a bondage so fast forward to when I was a teenager (Am a grown ass man now, that was then!) I started seeing things more clearly, let's take Nigeria for instance.... 90% of married men across Nigeria as a whole are suffering and smiling, why because marriage wasn't what they thought it was, some where even forced to marry by family members, some just wanted to try marriage out thinking is a thing of joy ride not knowing it is an everlasting torture.....

A country where everything is left for the man to do, and to worsen it more, economy is not smiling and men are dropping dead everyday due to high BP of so many budgets in a man's mind, a wife you think is a blessing is just a load of suffering, a liability that leaves the man to cater for everything, even though she also brings little by little it doesn't change the fact that she is a burden of suffering on the man's shoulders....


Well let me conclude here, there are more to write but let me conclude with the benefits and challenges I faced as a bachelor.....

BENEFITS AS A BACHELOR:

I always have time for myself, I do whatever I want whenever I want to do it.... No liability as a wife to dictate how my life should go, I eat whatever I want to eat, no kidding am a good cook... So I don't need a woman for that, when am hørny.... I masturbate myself to stupor, I have a decent job (Remotely) so I have time for myself indoors, the only time I go out, is when I want to get food items......

CHALLENGES AS A BACHELOR:
Not so much tho, but it came to some point I got pressured by my stupid family (father and mother excluded) to get a wife, I boldly told them NO!

Planning on disowning them very soon, but that is a topic for another day...!

So esteemed men, this is my experience.... Share yours!

Please be specific o
Not all
Wives are burden to their husbands

If yours is showing you shege, be specific about it and don’t generalize.

Same way your gender Dey complain about their wives na same way wives Dey complain about their husbands.
The women in abusive marriages never envisioned marriage like that. So don’t come here acting like na your gender Dey go through hell.

Individualise your situation
Thank you

Gaspardd:
Met the 2nd lady mid 2022, but got pregnant late last yr. My parents are already aware esp my dad who told me to embrace my new status.

The first wife isn't aware yet but I will fake remorse and blame it on the devil and see how it goes.

Why blame poor devil, except if you are implying your libido/ d!ck is the devil.

Just own up to your sh!t , and leave devil alone
Don’t act like a sissy

You weren’t a sissy when you went for the Second Lady, why now?

That’s an old video Abeg, video of last year

Abeg comot

You know this is you creating an avenue for tribalism.

Nyascobar1414:
..
Who be dis simp..
Leave house wey en dey pay rent?..

Who is raising these p*ssies?

How you take know say na him Dey pay rent?

Do you know the family?

Some of Una no just get sense


The fact that you people especially one anuofia like dat for Pg 1 Dey justify the act of the man.

BEATING YOUR WIFE, make it make sense.

Like you feel it’s okay for a man to beat his wife because she wore singlet to do school runs?
Beat her to the point of giving her swollen lips and her eyes swollen too?
Like y'all are justifying his act?

obiekunie01:
rubbish talk!

na all this nonsense talk don turn all the men to jellybeans that every idiot wife go open mouth and talk anyhow to her husband!

DO ANYHOW FOR MY HOUSE YOU SEE ANY HOW! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE CAPTAIN IN A SHIP - AND IN MY SHIP I AM THE CAPTAIN - AND EVERYONE MUST RESPECT THAT!

Yes sir,Adolf Hitler

@ OP
Do you suck pvssy? Is it okay for men to??

How do you know all females swallow sperm?

Do you know some men find this as fetish?

Some men teach their women to do this?

Do you know you can’t blatantly generalise some things??

Very good

Serves her right
Next time she shouldn’t go alone

But then again
Why fight the side chick?
What’s all these unnecessary hypertension stressor for?

The goal should be to keep yourself happy, and stress free.

Me I sha know say I no be mumu

G0Oodharddick:
Ur gender can die of lack of attention, if she doesn't get attention from men in 3 months!

Some even goes online to ask if something is wrong with them? And why are men refusing to chase or give them attention!

That's to tell you the length of how frustrated ur gender can get to, if they don't attention from Men.

How many you hear say don drop dead because of lack of attention





Fvck!!!! I just realized your moniker
Fvck!!!! Why the hell am I replying you??

G0Oodharddick:
It has been scientifically proven that If men choose to stay on their own, ur gender will all die of hunger.

If men decides to withdraw their attention, ur gender will probably die of lack of attention from guys as this is a known fact that women feeds on men's attention

How many your attraction don feed?

G0Oodharddick:
As expected.

Already feeling emotional just like the emotional being u are.

The guys above gave a very logic reply. E reach ur turn you started feeling emotional over it. Pathetic!

What do men Gain for being in a relationship with you? That was the question

How is that being emotional?

Stop gaslighting Abeg

THERE IS NO GAIN FOR MEN WHILST IN A RELATIONSHIP

That is the most logical reason

Giving reasons is only an avenue to keep talking without getting to no point
First it was ‘ what are women bringing to the table?’ That one never do Una
Na to Dey ask this one now

Simple: No gain
Y’all should stay by yourself, it can’t be too hard, can it??

G0Oodharddick:
What do men gain for being in a relationship?

On a more serious note, men gain absolutely nothing in relationships. The illustration below explains it all.

If you say sex, then understand that your babe enjoy that sex more than you. It has been scientifically proven several times that women enjoys sex far more than men. The difference is that men are loud and outspoken when it comes to sex, but in reality, women want it more, they enjoy it more than you do as a man!

Imagine a girl who says "so I should be opening my legs for you and you won't take care of me? " , ordinarily, such girl is considered a parasite and a complete liability, however, this is to tell you that women are in relationship because of what they're benefiting from you. They know men are loud when it comes to sex so they use that weaponize men. The average Nigerian girl sees no reason of being in a relationship with you the moment you stop sending her gifts and giving her money.

Oya na
No do relationship again

Una too Dey complain like woman
Abegi

Calitoscassius:
Calm down! Love!



Oh! We do give a fork about Kemi! Kemi is Bae!

Well, I don’t

Eat more protein

Take weight gain smoothies , protein shakes can be added

Go to the gym

Don’t expect immediate results if you don’t stay consistent.


Goodluck

What the hell!
Must she mention Nigeria?

We gerrit already aunty
You don’t like Nigeria, get over it

I’m sure more percentage of Nigerians don’t give a Fvck about you.

Gosh

wtf is a two years old doing in school

Nigerians ehn

Make Una Dey rest for this unity thing for Nigeria

It’s an impossible dream

If they like they should keep red listing Nigeria

Nigerian nurses are ready to help
Them Dey jonz

Penaldo:
She's just jealous

jealous of breast and crop tops ?

You better rest

Na Wetin that other thread Dey talk
See now she Dey try correct them you Dey here Dey say she is jealous

You called your aunty a fool