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Romance › Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by ukaface(f): 10:49pm On Aug 07, 2024
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More than 30 body counts Dey find virgin😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Romance › Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by ukaface(f): 10:47pm On Aug 07, 2024
ravensckar:
I hope I'm seeing properly? A 28 year old lady With a BODY COUNT of almost 20? huh huh

For a lady to garner such amount of body counts points to several things;

1- She could be a loose girl who can't keep her legs closed. i.e Cheerful giver.

2- She could be a dumbo who isn't hard to deceive. i.e those Indomie & Egg kinda b1tch.

3- She could be an immoral girl who sees no big deal in getting laid by any guy she's casually dating. i.e those sarewagba kinda girl.

If you cannot see anything wrong with any of the above, then, you need to go for a MENTAL EVALUATION because you're obviously low on cerebral fuel. huh huh

Funny enough, if you investigate further, you'll realize it's way more than 20. Most of today's guys didn't really learn anything from their Dads. May God never allow me raise a foo.l for a son. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Then for a guy that has more than 30 body counts , points to several things likehuhhuh??


Abi your knowledge no reach guys own, only girls.
Romance › Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by ukaface(f):
ebijimi7:
Good day guys, its a beautiful day today.
I'm here to bore you with my wack stories again , If you check some of my thread you would realise there are so many things that disturbs me that I've come here to seek advice for,and the good people of the house always help with advice.
Ok let's get straight to the point

I lost my fiancee last year October 2023 I was suppose to get married to her June 2024 but death took my joy away (May her soul continue to rest in peace)
After crying brooding and weak emotionally for months I eventually landed in the hospital and i was admitted for weeks because I had blood pressure as a result of over thinking.

It wasn't a easy one to be sincere I lost weight I couldn't eat for days neither can I drink because she was so dear ro my heart the only woman I've loved with all my heart.

To cut the story short after going for meditation and counseling I decided to try the relationship markets again but I kept meeting crazy hungry girls that were not delivering infact I even dated a girl for one week and we broke up I dated 10 girls between the month of December to May I lost hope in love.
Then hen i was about to theow in the towel I saw a girl on my friends status so I asked him about her, so he told me about how the girl is close to him that she's a family friend so knowing how many heart breaks the girl has been through in the hands of the guys and knowing fully well that I am a lover boy too he decided to help me talk to the girl because mu friend kept saying his family friend has ate so many break fast and he really felt bad, so after link up we started dating she moved in with me to know my kind of person it's been 5 months now all I see is just a replica of my late fiancee, she cooks, she clean, she motivates me, prays for me lend me fund when I'm broke buys me gift and created that friendship
I acknowledged all this good characters of hers but my fear is her body count she wants to be loved and each time she feels her exes loves her they get to break her heart after getting down with her so I decided to ask about her body count and she told me it's less than 20 but is 20 not too much for a 28 years old lady and she said she is sad because she never wanted to be giving her body here and there but ofcourse we guys knows ourself until we get down we don't back down.
Is it worth it since its her past or I should take my bag and leave, note that it's not certain I would see a virgin, even my own body count is more than 30 if I'm being honest here
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh
More than 30??

Aaaaaah
Mummy come and see o

Aaaah
Na like this Una Dey do?

Person wey get more than 30 Dey suspect person wey get less than 20😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
God Abeg oooo
Humans are funny
Politics › Re: Soldiers Enforcing Curfew In Bauchi Open Fire On Residents, Kill 5, Injure 8 by ukaface(f): 10:35pm On Aug 07, 2024
Gwo gwo gwo gwo
Food › Re: Titus Sardine Now ₦1,000 Under Tinubu’s Government (picture) by ukaface(f): 9:13am On Aug 06, 2024
So anyone that talks against Tinubu is igbo??

Well Tinubu no Dey try sha

Oya
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 7:13am On Aug 06, 2024
creolehunt:
Totally agree.

He even claimed to be a consultant the other day. Consultant of which specialty, he no talk.

Consultant, as in he spent years in Residency to end up coming for BBN
😂😂🤣😂Omo!!
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 8:43pm On Aug 05, 2024
Oshokhai69:
I thought the same about Kassia. All she does is laugh. Nothing else 😅
The girl no sabi book

I’m sure she can’t hold any conversation
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 8:36pm On Aug 05, 2024
EreluRoz:
Honestly I'm not feeling them. Boring
Swears
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 8:33pm On Aug 05, 2024
This BBN is boring
So the only way for one to trend is to ship?
Na love island?

Plus, that kassia girl seems like an olodo to me, when she ought to talk she go Dey smile upandan, talk…. MBA
Then when she finally talks—- she sounds weird

The twin girls: especially wanni just Dey do like say she never see man, kpekus just Dey scratch am

Victoria Dey there like sadist

Anita: just Dey

That tjay dey try form intelligence wey no Dey, therapist nonsense

Others just Dey do like Wetin I no know

No vibe, nothing
Boring set of people.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 10:22pm On Aug 04, 2024
Oshokhai69:
After TJ told Mike what caused the fight, na so Mike sef call Femi say Femi fukk up for the game based on TJ’s explanation 😂

Luckily Femi na happy guy. If not, another kasala for burst.
only that mickey didn’t say it in a condescending manner
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 10:20pm On Aug 04, 2024
Avedonn:
Yes, she's likable, but I don't think you can be as slim as Anita.
why can’t I be as slim as Anita? I fit even slim pass am sef😂😂
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 10:16pm On Aug 04, 2024
I like Anita
Maybe cos I’m slim too
#teamslim
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 10:06pm On Aug 04, 2024
Estellie:
Make this Ben and his boring partner come dey go house abeg.
😂😂😂😂
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 10:06pm On Aug 04, 2024
Ghenghen ghenghen

Tjay leave Ben, you can’t speak rudely to him and expect him not to react

Even if you felt bad about loosing, as the therapist you claim to be you could have approached Ben differently and not make him feel like he’s daft
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 10:03pm On Aug 04, 2024
Oshokhai69:
You no support your fellow Londoner? 😏
Abeg I no support o
Make e go back to his wife

Stressing something wey don already finish
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 9:56pm On Aug 04, 2024
Make this Tjay gerrout from my screen
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 9:52pm On Aug 04, 2024
Avedonn:
Lol.. Double Kay won, but biggie want to create more drama. Kassia have no choice now than to flow with Tobi's advances.

Biggie knows Streeze will saved Double Kay because of Kassia.

Biggie also knows Double Kay will not be up for eviction but Streeze might.

So the whole plan is to keep Tobi in the house to create more drama between him and Kassia.
No
Mayor frosh, fixed his first
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 9:51pm On Aug 04, 2024
Thank God o
Make Toby no go enter depression
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 9:29pm On Aug 04, 2024
This sooj guy seems distant
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 9:28pm On Aug 04, 2024
Nne wants to win this thing by fire by force
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 8:49pm On Aug 04, 2024
Oshokhai69:
This Sooj should say something. Do something. No be just to siddon dey look like coconut every time. Which kind person be this sef?
😂😂🤣
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 8:24pm On Aug 04, 2024
scondy:
Better cold o....lol
The thing shock mayor fresh🤣😂😂😂, guy weak
Politics › Re: Omo, But Yoruba People Dey Fear North Ehh by ukaface(f): 8:10am On Aug 04, 2024
Efap:
Ibos have open more threads and created topics just to seek relevance,but you know like prostitutes, nobody takes ibos serious in this nation. You are inconsequential in the affairs of Nigeria.
The issue with y’all is y’all pushing the narratives back to igbos.
You see more comments against igbos from your people, even in threads not relating to igbos

You say like prostitutes? Really
We are inconsequential in the affairs of Nigeria. Okay, please do me a favour. PUSH FOR BIAFRA.
Politics › Re: Omo, But Yoruba People Dey Fear North Ehh by ukaface(f): 7:58am On Aug 04, 2024
Efap:
You ibos should face your shops, your level of attention seeking is jaw dropping. The Monday caging from Simon ekpa is affecting ibos,by Monday now you will be locked up again. You are irrelevant stop using Yorubas to gain traction.
🤣🤣
But reverse is the case, yaribas are the ones using igbos to gain traction.
The hate in them for igbos is so strong. Them go soon swell up🤣😂😂😂

Gwo gwo gwo gwo

If igbos should leave Nigeria, I pity yaribas. Because they won’t have any content( igbos) to talk about🤣🤣🤣. They would be so miserable
Politics › Re: 8-Year-Old Girl, Emmanuela Joins Protesters In Ojota, Lagos by ukaface(f): 7:54am On Aug 04, 2024
madridguy:
In as much the girl message is so touching but taking a girl of 8 years old to a protest ground is very wrong.

I hope Lagos State government will step in and take the custodian of the little girl.
How is it wrong?
Girl Dey fight for her right
She is better than thousands of adults that didn’t turn up to fight for Nigeria

Pikin Dey beg President to look into her education, you say e wrong
That’s why Una Nigeria won’t progress, y’all think it’s only the adults that needs to fight forgetting the younger generation are equally affected.
Crime › Re: Bloodbath In Imo As Gunmen Murder Seven Community Leaders by ukaface(f): 7:49am On Aug 04, 2024
daygee12:
Unknown Gunmen order them not to protest they are now happy to tell the world that they won't protest. Slaves to the Unknown Gunmen
How can you just come out and say things you don’t know about?
Politics › Re: #Northerners Trends On Twitter As Arewa, Yorubas Clash by ukaface(f): 9:44pm On Aug 03, 2024
Wait o shey na Igbo suggest protest? That guy that tweeted that nonsense is ment.

But this thread is fight between Yaribas and Arewas, how Una take put igbos into the thread. Una sha wan high just by talking about igbos.
Politics › Re: See What The Northerners Are Saying About Tinubu On Twitter by ukaface(f): 9:34pm On Aug 03, 2024
Warrior99:
STALE!

Na your IGBO BROTHERS dey behind those "Northern" accounts.

Everyone is aware of your gaslighting antics 🤡

NO BE TODAY!
And to you now, you get sense…..what a shame
Travel › Re: Nigerian Family Faces Deportation From Canada Over Fake Admission Letter by ukaface(f): 9:28pm On Aug 03, 2024
See as Una calm
Assuming say na nkechi okafor now, Una hand go quick to yab igbos.

Nonsense
Politics › Re: Protest: Igbos Are Becoming Wise — Ohaneze Youth by ukaface(f):
NzogbuNzogbu:
Igbos should just shut up and stop looking for attention

The world does not revolve around you, na una no wan protest, na still una dey whine on why you don't want protest


The protest is already a success if it ends today, ojota 2012 no reach this
Dake sonu
Mechi onu

Yenyenyen
How did they seek for attention? Go on X and see how yaribas are the ones tweeting why Igbos ain’t protesting.
Wetin Dey do Una sef, igbo talk: wahala, Igbo no talk: Wahala, Oya give them Biafra: Mba/ rara, igbos get involved with Nigeria: trouble. Wetin be the colour of Una problem?

Protest is a success, Dey play.
All of Una just ment.

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