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By ugly does she mean not having ass and boobs and not being thick qualified her as ugly?
So now that she is voluptuous she is now beautiful?? Ehehehn? Wonderful

KingOfTheDamned:
Lol, why the shock? Does she think women everywhere only focus on prostitution the way Nigerian women focus on it?

Does she think people are desperate for money the way all the men in her life are?
Does she think everyone doesn't value a good name and are ready to ruin their family name be entering yahoo or prostitution the way Nigerian do?

Does she think everyone worships money the way all her family members and friends do?

Ozuor

Wahala
Do you know the woman?
Abi which kind immature comment be this, calling her out and abusing her family members like as if you know her.
Omo! This is pathetic o
Hiaaa

Meedon:
Fuxxk you Diddy



Rest in peace my nigga 2Pac. We will meet to part no more.

Fucck all the bad boys record slowpoke fuccking record label.

Dr. Dre I sight you. You my niggy and homey

Rest in peace Biggy Smallz, I know you were used as a scapegoat but we recognize real when we see real mehnnn

Rest in peace Kadafi my homey

Shuuu
All these people know you?
Which one be my homey my homey

MeghaneMorgane:
I’m currently in a relationship where both my guy and I are very petty. If my guy does something I don’t like, I tell him the first time, if he does the same thing the second time, I don’t talk too much and I just give him the exact taste of the same medicine. It works every time and he adjusts immediately. Same for him when he tells me he doesn’t like something if I don’t adjust, he will give me the exact taste of my medicine. So far, it’s been working for both of us because we both adjust accordingly.
My question is that I hope this petty behaviour from my guy and I is not a toxic one?
If it is not toxic that’s good. But at what point does this behaviour become toxic?
NB: So far, this petty behaviour has been working well for the both of us.

I’ll give an example of our petty behaviour. My boyfriend went to visit his mum. 24 hours after being at his mum’s place, he didn’t pick my call and he didn’t call me either, and he didn’t respond to the numerous messages I left on his phone. I was so worried, I had to call his mum and told his mum to give him the phone. His mum gave him the phone. His mum also confirmed to me that my boyfriend had arrived 24 hours before I called her so it wasn’t a case of him playing games with me. Obviously I was very angry and I asked him why he wasn’t picking my calls. His response was that he is busy. That he will call me when he is done with the job he was doing. I said ok. I didn’t call him again until he called me. He called me a day and half after speaking with him on his mum’s phone. All the while I was lamenting to his mum how her son has refused to call me or pick my calls. His mum kept consoling me that he will call me immediately he finished what was doing. Guess what?, when I went to visit my own parents, I did exactly the same thing to him. He was so angry. Since then he hasn’t tried that rubbish again. Then we had to promise each other to always pick each other’s call even if we are very busy. Since then we’ve been picking each other’s calls.

God Abeg o
Which kine thing be this one again

Let me forward this to my brother, never ever should be call me immature

YorubaNiBaba:
Government official wey no get name, nobody will fall for this man lamba, maybe he is thinking we are all braindead like zombidients

Smh
How can someone be this delusional?

Vyzz:



Nigerians are good people

Dey play

Tor!

Try give food to fine man sha

Tinubu till forever

mmadu4:
i bet shes not shy of taking his money

Was that done in public??

mmadu4:
do men still Marry in this generation? lol only a dumb simp would think a woman will love him wholeheartedly . the only woman that can truly love you has to be your mother.... listen let me say this . women of this generation dont love. if they agree to marry you its either age is no longer on their side or you are somehow rich .. A woman in this generation will not marry you for love, imagine a so called wife refusing to kiss the husband on their wedding day ,,, what does that tell you.

It tells you that she is probably shy, and not a fan of PDA

SMH
Thank you lord for not making my father a pastor
Thank you lord because I know I won’t marry a pastor, neither will my son dream of being a pastor because pastors don’t have sense.

Thank you lord


See this one now, so emphasis of bringing the beer is for what? To pray on it then drink? See his afo beer.
Very nonsense thing I just watch this morning

This guy be like olodo

Shu! How can you be a politician and your pikin no fit speak English?e no fit get Behind accent?

God forbid

BlindAngel:
That's the church she was attending before we got married, so I don't want to stop her in order for it not to seems like I'm wicked and for her not to call me names.

Yesterday she reminded me that after our marriage my family forced her to do thanks giving at our church. She has been saying this for long, but stopped, until yesterday.

I told her that doing thanks giving at our church is now a bad thing or something that's forceful?

She cried a lot yesterday because of our argument of this naming.

Same tears she used in forcing me into getting married to her when I wasn't in anyway ready.

wahalur

Assuming say na female now , y’all be asking ‘ who is sponsoring you’ ‘ who be the big god’ ‘ who is bank rolling you’
Yeye

Mtcheeeew

Inukwa pray for Nigeria

Una no Dey tire to pray for Nigeria?

Aaaahhh
What a disappointment
A ya.riba in this news? Oh how the saintly tribe has fallen short of purity

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ronet2:
Hello everyone,

I need some advice from medical persons on a possible exposure to HIV.

What is the probability of contracting HIV infection after protected sex with condom and washing of the genitals with soap and water.
So the story..
I had a one off sex with a lady on May 4th 2024 with condom. No oral,no kissing. After ejaculation,I removed the condom carefully,their was no condom tear/bust and went to the bathroom to wash off with soap and water ( i did not wipe off with tissue before washing off). So on 28th morning,I woke up with vomiting,diarrhea and localized abdominal pain on my lower left. Had a very mild fever the next day and I was treated for malaria and I recovered,though abdominal pain persisted for a while. I tested for HIV at 30 days post exposure and it came back negative.On 18th June 2024,the abdominal pain returned with diarrhea,lower back burning sensation and low grade fever the next day. I carried out culture test And Ulcer test, some bacteria was found and ulcer was positive. I was treated for ulcer and the abdominal pain stopped.

So my fear:
1.Can ulcer alone cause the symptoms described above?
2. Are their other possible STI/UTI test I need to carryout?
3. Is it possible that while washing off,the reminant of vaginal fluid on the pubic area can wash down to the tip of the penis and hence cause infection ( note I did not wipe off with tissue before washing off,meaning i might still have sperm at the tip)?
3. Can HIV transmit this way?
4. What are my chances that my 4 weeks negative test will not change after 3 months?

From wide search,I learnt that HIV 2 which is predominant in west Africa is a bit harder to transmit.

I'm still experiencing intermittent abdominal pain,burning sensation.

Thanks. 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Hiaaaa
Abi you wan get HIV
You wore protection, no oral, no kissing, no tear
So how else will STI enter? Well except if there is something else you ain’t saying

Sapasenator:
Hahahah! Hunt? Na hunter you dey find or a farmer. You have to choose one so I can narrow my searches.

if I fit sabi pound and make ofe nsala, why can’t he hunt and farm? Na both I Dey look for and he must be a graduate too.

Sapasenator:
How come you are still single. Lemme find you husband sharp sharp.

You sabi pound akpu and cook better ofe nala ?

I hope the husband you want to help me find, sabi hunt?
And he has to own a farmland too.

So

antidisestablis:
In those days nairaland use to be lively with great guys creating amazing thread.
Where is Mellin that initiated some nairaland guys into satanism in those days.
Where Billionaire with amazing and intriguing threads that will blow your mind.
Where is otem?
Where is Explorer? an amazing guys with scientific threads that will blow your mind.
Where is tonytomuch or sth like that, the relationship expert guy.
Where is Andyblaze of the the greatest troll in nairaland.
Outruth247 is a great amazing guy too, though, I don't subscribe to his theory he's proposing.
Nairalanders you can help me add to the list, and if you read any of these guys thread, share it in the comment below.

I guess they got bored of NL

‘ I’m not married, but I hope you know it ain’t all roses in marriage?

folake4u:
These are the same men that want virgin wives.

You Dey mind them?

Balablue64:
why can't people see they are being scammed when they go to church or mosque?
Incase nobody tell you I'm going to tell you now, Jesus is a fool, God is a fool, muhammad is a fool, Allah is a fool!
Just take it.

Can you say this face to face to a Muslim?

MikeofKd:
Letter to my future wife.
My future wife I can't wait to bang you. I don't know how our paths are gonna cross but I do know for a fact that the day I meet you ,i would be liberated from the questions of whether true love exists or not, I would stare deep into your eyes and find solitude in your presence ,your aura shall elevates my confidence and together we shall soar like the birds in the sky free and wild.

To my future wife I can't wait to kiss your lips and caress your hips , I can't wait to shift your lingerie panties to the side and insert my rod which the great gods bestowed upon me and you shall moan with the ecstasy of bittersweet tone , our spark would ignite and probably burn down the roof down.

To my future wife , we would go on trips to foreign lands and explore their cultures, we would sip wine from the bottle of wisdom .
Your enemies shall I inherit and mine shall you despair.

Wahala don wear pant

Future wife fit don position doggy style Dey collect fhingz
You Dey here Dey write letter

Karma doesn’t exist

Be cautious of your decisions, you can’t be too careful

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adebowales:
Hello nairalanders!
I seek your opinion concerning this situation I find myself in.

I have been in a relationship with my fiancée for 3 yrs already to which she is pregnant for me at the moment! Though we have been together enjoying our relationship until recently I employed a new sales representative which is getting me confused.

Since the day I employed my sales girl, she had been handling my business perfectly even while I wasn’t around, she always defends me well, though I pay her well for this, but she had been managing the business like hers and she makes good return daily, besides she is also a good girl in management.

The relationship I have with my fiancée is getting to marriage soon but I feel recently am making a bad choice even though she is pregnant for me.

Recently, my sales girl profess love to me by telling me she really loves me and she has falling in love already, this makes her get pained seeing me and my fiancée together.
I had to explain to her that, I am the kind of person that is very loyal to my commitment, if we had met earlier, no one also would be able to take me away from her, so by that, I love her, but it’s late already as me and my wife has gone deeper and breaking up isn’t easy at these moment at all.

Recently, I found out my sales is already talking to different suitors which at times gives me bad feelings which makes me confused at the moment if I may loose her and this will definitely affect my business except I find someone better also.

You are confused