₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,271 members, 8,510,939 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 October 2026 at 12:45 PM

Toggle theme

Ukaface's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Ukaface's Profile › Ukaface's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 (of 214 pages)

Celebrities › Re: 'Bury Me Quickly, Quietly, And Privately' - Onyeka Onwenu by ukaface(f): 3:46pm On Jul 31, 2024
JAMO84:
Islam is the solution for humanity
She obviously wanted to be buried the Islamic way.

I did not attack any religion, anyone that come here to attack me or my religion will die a miserable death. I know you Nairaland non Muslims, anything about Islam gives you migraine.
How can Islam be the solution for humanity?

Islam now provide comfort living?
Islam helps to cure cancer, Islam takes away poverty? Islam solves illiteracy and ignorance?

I’m not attacking you cos you are a Muslim, only make things clear to me as regards your statement.

Your president practices Islam and …,.. you can see things for yourself ( except you choose to lie)


There is no solution for humanity, whatever solution is temporary, government give temporary solution, even Christianity and Islam gives temporary. Don’t come outright claiming the next best thing after sex is Islam.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 8:49pm On Jul 30, 2024
Big brother please let them be going naaaaa
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 8:20pm On Jul 30, 2024
Okay
I like Ben
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 8:04pm On Jul 30, 2024
Doublekay go cast Laslas
Mickey add more pressure

Bestie my ass
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 8:03pm On Jul 30, 2024
lymelyte:
I concur.. She is drenched in liquid grin
🤣🤣
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 8:02pm On Jul 30, 2024
Does kassie ever talk
Abi na to Dey smile she Dey do upandan
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 7:07pm On Jul 30, 2024
This wanni Abi na handi don start o
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 7:03pm On Jul 30, 2024
teeshet:
your shakara don too much. i go like suck you.
Are you stupid?
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 6:28pm On Jul 30, 2024
Jokingly speaking
Onyeka is a phool

What in the demonstration of a horse is she doing?
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 3:09pm On Jul 30, 2024
Toby and mayor the planners
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 2:50pm On Jul 30, 2024
Na here Una dey
Politics › Re: Couple Buy Baby From Lagos Traffickers, Arrested During Naming Ceremony by ukaface(f): 7:40am On Jul 29, 2024
efighter:
Check the names of all the vagabonds involved, they are all DEVELOPERS. I cannot even imagine buying babies whose origins you do not know, customs, traditions and abominations of the family, you do not know.

You bring such babies into your family and their biological family gods start tormenting your own family. No wonder several of them are in prisons all over the world for child trafficking, drugs trafficking and any other crime you can think of. Many of their girls are selling their bodies in hotels all over the world because the gods of their biological family are tormenting them
I should buy handkerchief for you?
Politics › Re: "Nigeria’s Economy On Path Of Recovery, I’m Not Afraid Of Protests" – Tinubu by ukaface(f): 7:54am On Jul 28, 2024
Tinubu wey them born yesterday Dey say citizens of Nigeria na him children.
I know he lied about his age
That man should be like 120 years
Romance › Re: Moment Man Filmed His Married Colleague Lying To Husband To Be With Him (video) by ukaface(f): 10:25pm On Jul 26, 2024
This one , kiss and tell

Both of them are disgusting abeg
Politics › Re: No Reason To Protest, Nigeria Okay – Portable by ukaface(f): 2:28pm On Jul 26, 2024
Abi
Portable omo oluabi ( na like this them Dey talk am?)
Abeg preach this to your kinsmen, make dem no destroy our eardrums with ebi pa wa upandan
Romance › Re: Lady Who Used To Be The Ugliest Girl In School Shares Her Transformation Journey by ukaface(f): 2:26pm On Jul 26, 2024
By ugly does she mean not having ass and boobs and not being thick qualified her as ugly?
So now that she is voluptuous she is now beautiful?? Ehehehn? Wonderful
Agriculture › Re: Nigerian Lady In Shock After Seeing How People Practice Farming In Asia by ukaface(f): 2:24pm On Jul 26, 2024
KingOfTheDamned:
Lol, why the shock? Does she think women everywhere only focus on prostitution the way Nigerian women focus on it?

Does she think people are desperate for money the way all the men in her life are?
Does she think everyone doesn't value a good name and are ready to ruin their family name be entering yahoo or prostitution the way Nigerian do?

Does she think everyone worships money the way all her family members and friends do?

Ozuor
Wahala
Do you know the woman?
Abi which kind immature comment be this, calling her out and abusing her family members like as if you know her.
Omo! This is pathetic o
Hiaaa
Celebrities › Re: Court Document Reveals P Diddy Paid $1 Million For Tupac Assassination by ukaface(f): 9:43pm On Jul 24, 2024
Meedon:
Fuxxk you Diddy



Rest in peace my nigga 2Pac. We will meet to part no more.

Fucck all the bad boys record slowpoke fuccking record label.

Dr. Dre I sight you. You my niggy and homey

Rest in peace Biggy Smallz, I know you were used as a scapegoat but we recognize real when we see real mehnnn

Rest in peace Kadafi my homey
Shuuu
All these people know you?
Which one be my homey my homey
Romance › Re: In My Current Relationship, my guy and I retaliate a lot by ukaface(f): 8:48pm On Jul 24, 2024
MeghaneMorgane:
I’m currently in a relationship where both my guy and I are very petty. If my guy does something I don’t like, I tell him the first time, if he does the same thing the second time, I don’t talk too much and I just give him the exact taste of the same medicine. It works every time and he adjusts immediately. Same for him when he tells me he doesn’t like something if I don’t adjust, he will give me the exact taste of my medicine. So far, it’s been working for both of us because we both adjust accordingly.
My question is that I hope this petty behaviour from my guy and I is not a toxic one?
If it is not toxic that’s good. But at what point does this behaviour become toxic?
NB: So far, this petty behaviour has been working well for the both of us.

I’ll give an example of our petty behaviour. My boyfriend went to visit his mum. 24 hours after being at his mum’s place, he didn’t pick my call and he didn’t call me either, and he didn’t respond to the numerous messages I left on his phone. I was so worried, I had to call his mum and told his mum to give him the phone. His mum gave him the phone. His mum also confirmed to me that my boyfriend had arrived 24 hours before I called her so it wasn’t a case of him playing games with me. Obviously I was very angry and I asked him why he wasn’t picking my calls. His response was that he is busy. That he will call me when he is done with the job he was doing. I said ok. I didn’t call him again until he called me. He called me a day and half after speaking with him on his mum’s phone. All the while I was lamenting to his mum how her son has refused to call me or pick my calls. His mum kept consoling me that he will call me immediately he finished what was doing. Guess what?, when I went to visit my own parents, I did exactly the same thing to him. He was so angry. Since then he hasn’t tried that rubbish again. Then we had to promise each other to always pick each other’s call even if we are very busy. Since then we’ve been picking each other’s calls.
God Abeg o
Which kine thing be this one again

Let me forward this to my brother, never ever should be call me immature
Properties › Re: Canada-based Nigerian Doctor Narrates How Govt. Official Wants To Buy 4th House by ukaface(f): 8:09pm On Jul 24, 2024
YorubaNiBaba:
Government official wey no get name, nobody will fall for this man lamba, maybe he is thinking we are all braindead like zombidients
Smh
How can someone be this delusional?
Family › Re: Nigerians Donate ₦4.2M To Quadruplets Family by ukaface(f): 5:13pm On Jul 24, 2024
Vyzz:
grin


Nigerians are good people
Dey play
Romance › Re: Lady Jubilates As Neighbour She Used To Give Food To Marries Her by ukaface(f): 6:41pm On Jul 22, 2024
Tor!

Try give food to fine man sha
Politics › Re: Angry Youths Destroy President Tinubu’s Billboards In Yobe State by ukaface(f): 9:53pm On Jul 21, 2024
Tinubu till forever
Romance › Re: Bride Denies Groom Their Matrimonial Kiss On Wedding Day (video) by ukaface(f): 8:12pm On Jul 19, 2024
mmadu4:
i bet shes not shy of taking his money
Was that done in public??
Romance › Re: Bride Denies Groom Their Matrimonial Kiss On Wedding Day (video) by ukaface(f): 5:32pm On Jul 19, 2024
mmadu4:
do men still Marry in this generation? lol only a dumb simp would think a woman will love him wholeheartedly . the only woman that can truly love you has to be your mother.... listen let me say this . women of this generation dont love. if they agree to marry you its either age is no longer on their side or you are somehow rich .. A woman in this generation will not marry you for love, imagine a so called wife refusing to kiss the husband on their wedding day ,,, what does that tell you.
It tells you that she is probably shy, and not a fan of PDA
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ordered Congregants To Come With Star Beer For “my Star Must Shine Prayer by ukaface(f): 5:45am On Jul 19, 2024
SMH
Thank you lord for not making my father a pastor
Thank you lord because I know I won’t marry a pastor, neither will my son dream of being a pastor because pastors don’t have sense.

Thank you lord


See this one now, so emphasis of bringing the beer is for what? To pray on it then drink? See his afo beer.
Very nonsense thing I just watch this morning
Politics › Re: Umar Zulum: Borno Governor's Son Denies Killing Someone In India by ukaface(f): 5:41am On Jul 19, 2024
This guy be like olodo

Shu! How can you be a politician and your pikin no fit speak English?e no fit get Behind accent?

God forbid
Family › Re: My Wife Insisting That Her Pastor Must officiate our child naming ceremony. by ukaface(f): 9:59pm On Jul 18, 2024
BlindAngel:
That's the church she was attending before we got married, so I don't want to stop her in order for it not to seems like I'm wicked and for her not to call me names.

Yesterday she reminded me that after our marriage my family forced her to do thanks giving at our church. She has been saying this for long, but stopped, until yesterday.

I told her that doing thanks giving at our church is now a bad thing or something that's forceful?

She cried a lot yesterday because of our argument of this naming.

Same tears she used in forcing me into getting married to her when I wasn't in anyway ready.
wahalur

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 (of 214 pages)