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FoodRe: Hunger Rate In Nigeria Has Gone Really Bad by ukaface(f): 2:05pm On Jul 11, 2024
Nigerians are not ready to be redeemed

Even me self

We too love our life filled with suffering to want redemption.

Make we continue Dey complain
FoodRe: What Her Boyfriend’s Kitchen Looks Like When She’s Around Vs When She’s Not. by ukaface(f): 2:01pm On Jul 11, 2024
E fit still no marry her


Wasting effort unnecessarily
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Caged Inside Presidential Villa, Says Ndume by ukaface(f): 6:04am On Jul 11, 2024
Only animals get caged

Is he one?
CelebritiesRe: "You Have Pushed Me To The Wall. I Am Ready To Die" - Actress Toyin Abraham by ukaface(f): 5:47am On Jul 11, 2024
Take Tinubu with you aunty

Aje
Car TalkRe: Nigerian Lady Surprises Younger Sister With Brand New N30mn Jeep by ukaface(f): 11:57am On Jul 09, 2024
DrAkpa:
Olosho
You no go like do olosho too?
EducationRe: Body Of decomposing Female student Found wrapped and Dumped in UNN Campus by ukaface(f): 5:10am On Jul 07, 2024
Anguldi:
Yahoo boys students or drugs over dose tongue
There hundred and one other reasons oga
You can’t just be as sure, except if you were there when she was killed
TravelRe: Share Your Experience First Time You Travelled By Air by ukaface(f): 6:14pm On Jul 06, 2024
chatinent:
I am quite acrophobic... I had to act up like I wasn't new to it but after it took off, I felt badly nauseous that to locate lavatory come bi problem for me. See sweat. I asked one member of the cabin crew and she giggled and guided me while staying outside the door. See me they struggle to reduce the volumn of the throwup with red eyes. Haha. Omo I finished, to come open door knob come bi problem for local man again. Had to knock a bit and she opened it trying to stifle her explosive laugher.

Trust me, I bone, and staggered to my space. Omo, another wahala of looking for my seat come bi problem o. I maintained steeze continuously falling my hands.

I think another time was going into the business class when I was economy. I no fit talk this one o.😅😅😅


What about you jare?
First time?
I compose wella
I don already watch YouTube, my fear was using the seat belt. Omo! YouTube helped o, watched videos prior to boarding day
Even watched where toilet Dey and how to use toilet.😂🤣🤣
Omo I bone use toilet o, steeze was maintained, no throw up no nausea nothing. 🤣😂😂😂

My concern was that the plane was not moving, wt hell just be like plane stand for one place.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Man Loses On Yoruba Party Election In Peckham UK by ukaface(f): 8:30pm On Jul 05, 2024
Delulu
What the fvck is ‘ Yoruba party for uk?

😂😂wonders no go end

Anyways ela oju kan for him😂😂🤣
PoliticsRe: Couple Jailed 11 Years For Sexual Assault Of 15-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by ukaface(f): 10:02pm On Jul 03, 2024
JAMO84:
You get my message abi you no get?
Which message did I get? Is it that your……

You get my message or not ?
PoliticsRe: Couple Jailed 11 Years For Sexual Assault Of 15-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by ukaface(f): 9:17pm On Jul 03, 2024
JAMO84:
If you see reports of 10 cases of domestic cruelty, 7 out of it will always be committed by ...... You already know
You no even get LIVER, fear Dey catch you to talk
RomanceRe: Meet The 103-Year-Old Tanzanian Who Is Waiting For Her White Boyfriend by ukaface(f): 11:41am On Jul 02, 2024
Eiyaaa
Mama took this love issue seriously
FamilyRe: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by ukaface(f): 11:58pm On Jul 01, 2024
Make Nigerians hold their govt accountable o

You think say na play ground be abroad?

If abroad people need help who them go meet?
RomanceRe: How Nature Humbled My Stance On Redpill by ukaface(f): 8:49pm On Jul 01, 2024
Negroid001:
Something is going on.
This redpill shi is making men hate women.
I'm very sure it's a gay person that started it.
hmmmmmmmm

Na true oooo
RomanceRe: How Nature Humbled My Stance On Redpill by ukaface(f): 8:34pm On Jun 30, 2024
Negroid001:
Was relaxing on my verandah sometime last week and i witnessed something that had me thinking up till this moment.

For over 2 days a particular pigeon had been visiting my compound and i dismissed it in my subconscious as nothing peculiar. This particular morning though, the pigeon swooped in again, hopped here and there and in one crazy frenzy picked up a piece of discarded rubber material and took off. My eyes followed it and surprisingly it's destination wasn't far, it flew to a piece of erected metal beam opposite my house, curiosity got the better of me and i stood up and observed.
Behold, it had been picking up twigs and sorts for it's partner. The partner was building a nest, and when it arrived she collected the piece of rubber material from the male, tried fitting it in the nest and threw it away when it didn't fit. The male flew took off immediately to get another twig. I somehow forgot about the incident not until this morning i can see both lovebirds cuddled up in a complete nest.

Bam! It hit. Epiphany or whatever you call it. Men are naturally built to be providers and women are home makers.

Don't know what's wrong with this generation and the hype about being woke with women shi. Sounds like a homosexual propaganda to me.
I love women, smart ones, beautiful ones, every one...

It's my duty to provide for the woman i love with what i have at my disposal and it's her responsibility to support me. Together we shall make our abode a Haven. Simple...

Any other thing? Na una sabi.
I'm not weak, neither am i lazy.
I only go women that have interest in me.
I don't simp.

But say i no go provide, that one na lie.
Awwn so sweet of you
TravelRe: Nigeria Missing In Top 10 Most Stressful Countries In Africa by ukaface(f): 9:11pm On Jun 29, 2024
Nigeria is not stressful
It’s just money oriented
Have money and have no stress
Don’t have money and have stress
TravelRe: Nigeria’s First ‘Airport Wedding’ At Murtala Muhammed Airport Terminal 2 by ukaface(f): 9:10pm On Jun 29, 2024
Probably they met at the airport

Cool
CelebritiesRe: Moet Abebe In A Relationship With Ice Prince For 12 Years by ukaface(f): 9:07pm On Jun 29, 2024
Tbaj na mumu
Her own no pass alert

She thinks Ice prince is a broke guy na why she Dey ask about alert, money go wan fall her own hand? She will say yes even if I’ve prince no Dey drop alert for her

Once again, Tbaj na ph.ool
HealthRe: Groom Dies Few Hours to his Wedding by ukaface(f): 9:05pm On Jun 29, 2024
Nonexisting1:
Death might have saved this gentleman from the ugly experience he would have had in the hands of a Nigerian wife. Rip to you brother.
So
Which category do you fall in?
A) you won’t ever marry
B) you are married or will marry but not Nigerian
RomanceRe: Meet Athiak Dau Riak, 19-Year-Old Sudanese Girl Whose Marriage Has Gone Viral by ukaface(f): 10:41am On Jun 27, 2024
NFBI:
I rather become a Rev father than marry her
So you think she would want to marry you?
CelebritiesRe: Beautiful Ladies Denied Entry To Davido And Chioma's Wedding by ukaface(f): 10:40am On Jun 27, 2024
What in the name of trash is that?🤣😂
TravelRe: Ayoola Olukanni: Former Nigerian Ambassador To Austria Denied Visa To Austria by ukaface(f): 6:18pm On Jun 25, 2024
Wetin Dey do this one?
Who tell am say na Nigerian passport cause am?
My friends wey dem give Schengen visa why were they not denied?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Celebrates Emeka Nnadi Who Has A Park Named After Him In Canada by ukaface(f): 3:43pm On Jun 23, 2024
PressMyButton:
A Yoruba dude designed the 2024 FA Cup trophy, no noise, normal doings. A street in Nork York was named after Kudirat Abiola, no noise, normal doings. But just a farmland named after one ibo man, chestbeating don start.
You need handkerchief?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Celebrates Emeka Nnadi Who Has A Park Named After Him In Canada by ukaface(f): 3:42pm On Jun 23, 2024
Thundafireseun:
Peter Obi should learn how to behave like a presidential material…

He shouldn’t be seen everywhere and in everything…. It’s childish Biko
Is it your childish?

Unlike your president that is hardly in anything, but changing things that ain’t necessary. Is that being mature?
RomanceRe: 10 Disturbing Facts About Slavery That Will Make You Hate White People (photos) by ukaface(f): 12:27pm On Jun 21, 2024
PARADIZEPRIEST:
GO AND PRODUCE SPACE ROCKET WITH YA DEITIES NA,CRUDE BELIEVER OF IDOL worship CULTURES . "WHAT YOU DONT SEE IS BEYOND WHAT YOU SEE E.G AIR YOU BREATH YOU CANT EVEN SEE IT, LET ALONE SEE GOD ALMIGHTY IN YOUR PHY FORMangry Jesus is for all humanity not a white man God alone, God knows why he chose white man,because blackman will always prefer darkness. angry
😂🤣😂😂😂😂
So God is also racist? According to your comment
So knowing God made man create space rocket? Abi what are you saying sef?
Black man would always prefer darkness? Then God should have made darkness alone for Africa/Africans and the community of blacks

You Dey high oga
CrimeRe: Nigerian Woman, Sharday Bakare, Arrested For Murder Of Her 2-Year-Old Son In US by ukaface(f): 6:48pm On Jun 19, 2024
Okay
She is Yoruba
RomanceRe: Dating In Nigeria Vs The UK: The Harsh Reality Explained by ukaface(f): 4:32pm On Jun 19, 2024
Op
Did you just enter UK
All your topics revolves around UK
Rest
PoliticsRe: Before You Help Anyone In Nigeria, Please Do This!!! by ukaface(f): 2:01pm On Jun 19, 2024
MrEverest:
Begging has become widespread in Nigeria today, and the ridiculous thing is that a good number of these people supported Buhari, supported Tinubu and are still supporting Tinubu!!!!

I’m no longer bothered about those foolish and hungry bigots still supporting the drug lord on empty stomach. My happiness is that karma is already happening to them.

Charles Darwin’s survival of the fittest principle will ensure that most of them won’t survive. They think their foolishness doesn’t have consequences but I will explain.

By not eating well, they will become malnourished and their immune systems will break down. Which makes them vulnerable to all manner of diseases and sickness. Add to the frustration, depression and hopelessness and you will have walking corpse. When they eventually pick up even ordinary malaria or typhoid, they won’t have money to buy OTC drugs talk more of going to hospitals. Then the grim reaper takes over. Meanwhile, the drug lord and his family and cartels are balling and packing money in bullion vans.

Before any Nigerian should help anyone, please ask them to provide evidence they didn’t support Tinubu in any way. We can’t continue subsidizing foolishness.
😂😂

But me innocently asking: do you think if PO is the president, Nigeria would be better than this?
I think Nigeria has always been a ticking bomb since the time of OBJ.
RomanceRe: 10 Disturbing Facts About Slavery That Will Make You Hate White People (photos) by ukaface(f): 1:54pm On Jun 19, 2024
PARADIZEPRIEST:
WE CAN NEVA HATE THE WHITES FOR SINS OF THEIR RENEGARD BROTHERS. THE MISSIONARY WHITES GAVE BLACKS FREEDOM OF MIND AND BODY BY BRINGING CHRIST TEACHING S TO THEM angry
🙄 please don’t even start

And they left their God and culture to follow the white men God. Were the blacks captivated before?
RomanceRe: 10 Disturbing Facts About Slavery That Will Make You Hate White People (photos) by ukaface(f): 1:51pm On Jun 19, 2024
If I should hate them, then I ought to hate tribalists in Nigeria.

I don’t like watching or reading about the slave era, the whites did cruelty to the blacks but what would my hate lead to? My hate won’t make the whites feel what the slaves felt, neither would it erase history. So what should be the essence of my hatred towards them?

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