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CelebritiesRe: See The "Ratel" Tattoo Verydarkman Got That Got People Taking (video, Picture) by ukaface(f): 9:46pm On May 18, 2024
Okay
So?
He wont be the first nor last person to have a tat

VDM sef
CrimeRe: Man Caught Shoving The Nozzle Of Petrol Pump Up His Bum While Masturbating by ukaface(f): 8:23pm On May 18, 2024
I don’t understand
Someone explain to me Biko
Like he Dey do backyard with the pumphuh Eewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
🤮🤮🤮🤮
FoodRe: THROWBACK: Which Of These Beverages/Carbonated Drinks Do You Know? by ukaface(f): 6:54pm On May 18, 2024
Na only Limca and goldspot I sabi
RomanceRe: How Do I Cope With Cheating Husband? by ukaface(f): 3:38pm On May 17, 2024
luminouz:
Stfu....Okpaface!!!
🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Which one be okpaface?

Where is paining you? Your head ?
RomanceRe: How Do I Cope With Cheating Husband? by ukaface(f): 2:38pm On May 17, 2024
luminouz:
See mumu!!
Naso your mama divorce your cheating papa?

Una go just open mouth wawa dey give mumu advice
Calm down
The person wey you quote papa bn dey cheat?

If this case is reversed, what would you advice the man to do?
RomanceRe: How Do I Cope With Cheating Husband? by ukaface(f): 2:37pm On May 17, 2024
You can’t own a person

Though it’s hard, but i’ld advice you look away, try not to be bothered, do your best as a wife/ mother. Use protection when you wan knack.
It’s on be hard
But try
Find something to take your mind off it.

The thing is, e go soon clear for him eyes.
RomanceRe: Lady Cries Profusely At Her Wedding Ceremony (photo) by ukaface(f): 9:06pm On May 16, 2024
Zonefree:
A non virgin bride shedding crocodile tears on her wedding day undecided

The groom is already aware of the deceptive nature of women, the reason he didn't even blink an eye.
Oh, you disvirgined her?
RomanceRe: 3 Ways To Know If A Girl's Waist Beads Is Not Ordinary - Lady by ukaface(f): 4:20pm On May 16, 2024
Mtcheeeew
Science/TechnologyRe: What Is The Name Of This Fly (photo) by ukaface(f): 9:24pm On May 15, 2024
Tenge tenge
CrimeRe: UK Based Nigerian Man Given Life Sentence For Beating Wife To Death by ukaface(f): 4:58pm On May 15, 2024
2041?

This man suppose come die by hanging after 2041
CrimeRe: Two Brothers Arrested By Vigilante For Vandalizing Transformer Cable In Lagos by ukaface(f): 1:58pm On May 15, 2024
santaclaws:
Come on getat. You want to keep being savage, why not tell the thieves from your tribe to stop vandalizing another man's land... Is that what you people do in alaigbo? 🤮
Oh
I’m Igbohuh
CrimeRe: Two Brothers Arrested By Vigilante For Vandalizing Transformer Cable In Lagos by ukaface(f): 12:31pm On May 15, 2024
santaclaws:
I don't condone tribal bashing, but I don't blame the guy for his comments.

Nowadays, a lot of the vandals caught destroying public property in Lagos are Igbo. The last one caught was removing road lights from the newly renovated 3rd mainland bridge, jeopardizing all road users.

Many have lost their lives because of vandals like these guys so I don't blame those venting.
Oh, really? Nowadays?
What of previous times?
CrimeRe: Two Brothers Arrested By Vigilante For Vandalizing Transformer Cable In Lagos by ukaface(f): 7:41am On May 15, 2024
Mercylike:
They want to make Lagos unbearable and still complain.... Na dem go steal transformer cable then still dey complain say Lagos light no good.

Okay go back to your south east, they will never do dt


All their intention is to spoil Lagos bcox of the envy
Oh
Is it these two guys that earlier made Lagos unbearable? Oh it’s been them complaining of no light all this time?
Oh, you told them to go back to south east and they didn’t?
Oh, they have envy too?

Nawa for these two guys ooo
CelebritiesRe: 43% Nigerian Meghan Has Declared 'Nigeria Her Country' by ukaface(f): 11:55am On May 14, 2024
Wahala
Shey she know the shege wey Dey naija?
FashionRe: Woman's Frightening Makeup Terrifies Bus Passengers by ukaface(f): 9:39pm On May 13, 2024
I need to have her kind of confidence
CelebritiesRe: Meghan, The Duchess Of Sussex, Named ‘Ifeoma’, Embraces Nigerian Root by ukaface(f): 12:41pm On May 13, 2024
She talk say she be Igbohuh
RomanceRe: MEN!! Women Will Always Respect And Prefer CHEATING MEN!! This Is Why. (Photos) by ukaface(f): 4:52pm On May 12, 2024
Na woman wey no like peace of mind na.
TV/MoviesRe: #AMVCA10: Kehinde Bankole Wins Best Lead Actress by ukaface(f):
I’m so happy for Kehinde
The way I want her to keep winning ehn, I can’t explain o
Same for Chimezie Imo, I hope he has a win somehow🥲
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Gifts Tony Tetuila $5k + N5m Cash At Secrets Palace by ukaface(f): 6:42pm On May 11, 2024
Eedris don miss opportunity
RomanceRe: Help! Our Last Born Wants To Be A Feminist by ukaface(f): 6:39pm On May 11, 2024
joemag:
I recently went home to check on my parents. It happens that our lastborn who is in a boarding school also was around for a week break they were given at school.

On one of the evenings as I was talking to her and her dreams and aspirations this 16 old girl told me she wanted to become a Feminist. I was shocked but remained calm and gently asked her what she meant by being a Feminist.
She told me that by that she aims to become an advocate of women's right. She started narrating how men are domesticating women and whole lots.
I was marvelled at her passion and zeal and how convincing she was .
Deep down I knew that I have a problem to solve and I needs pragmatic steps in order not to cause more harms.

This girl has written her JAMB with nice scores and will soon be in the varsity.

Please, is there anyone with concrete approach on how I will go about this?
What’s wrong with being a feminist?
EducationRe: Nigerians React As Over 170 Deeper Life School Students Set Another UTME Record by ukaface(f): 7:35am On May 11, 2024
Omo
Brain Dey hot o
How person Dey score 95 for chemistry and maths? Aaaaahhh

That’s wonderful
Congratulations to them
CelebritiesRe: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle At The Defence Headquarters In Abuja (Video) by ukaface(f): 6:11pm On May 10, 2024
Mtcheeeew

I hear say them Dey find Tinubu
Na true?!
RomanceRe: Working At A Lodge Will Make You Fear Dating by ukaface(f): 5:36pm On May 10, 2024
Odebayo4010:
My Experience working in a Hotel as a receptionist Open my eye to unimaginable things. So Many things that will make you scared. Working in a hotel will turn you to something else. Avoid it if you can.

Things dey happen there, Especially married women what they're doing they maval, I done hear different sound track I swear, both from married woman and singles. You will see how dey slàughter people's serious girlfriends.

Working at a lodge will make you fear marriage self.

Chai omo I done day fear women like this, many things day happen ooh, imagine both married women ooh, omo if no be to get children I for no near woman say I won marry
Especially married women with small small boys. One of them like me and wanted me to be her boyfriend and I refuse, she was angry and stop coming to the hotel.. To marry go hard o.

I have once catch my neighbor wife but I forgot to snap her for evidence. Without an evidence, I decided to keep quiet . This man loves this lady dīe. Come see gift he will pack come back while coming for holiday from work

That's is why I always say cheating is not gender based to confirm, just go to any hotel or guest house to relax or watch ball, u will see many married women coming for short time, many even stay over night, have seen a Soo called men and women of God come to hotel to do short time.

Some times is good to go out especially to some places to see dat dere is nothing in this life and u will appreciate the fact that you need to love your self more than any other person.

For men dat carry dere wives for head, I love my wife I love my wife, you wife dey hotel to do short time with another man, make everyone get sense and trust nobody.
Continue later, I wanted to rest for now.
But you know it’s not by force to born pikin
Music/RadioRe: Top 5 Nigerian Musicians Who Are In A Class Of Their Own By King0g by ukaface(f): 3:28pm On May 10, 2024
My fave nkor
Odumodublack, big kala, big gun Tochukwu

No play o
RomanceRe: So I Final Went For HIV Test. by ukaface(f): 10:22pm On May 09, 2024
Sha tell us the result after you collect am.
RomanceRe: Serial Engager Who Proposes To Christian Women And Dumps Them Just Before Weddin by ukaface(f): 10:16pm On May 09, 2024
Raalsalghul:
The game is the game.
Until the game touch your sister side
RomanceRe: The Conversation I Had With My Fiancée Last Night by ukaface(f): 10:14pm On May 09, 2024
WarrenP:
I’ll go straight to the point, she has been disturbing me to legalize our relationship since last year. I couldn’t take it anymore so I decided to let her know what I have I Mind.

I told her before I will wed her, we both need to have 10 million as reserve in an account for emergency. She brings 5m while I also bring Mine.

I do want a secured future for the both of us but she no dey reason with me. Always complaining age is not on her side.

She don vex leave my side since morning telling family and friends that i have been wasting her time.

I’m wondering if I did anything wrong
Do you have 5m?

Yes! You are truly wasting her time
RomanceRe: Penis Are Really Suffering. The Smelling Holes They Enters. by ukaface(f): 10:13pm On May 09, 2024
Bullfallo:
If penis have mouths to speak out they would have fight back and abuse the brain. The smelling holes they find themselves every time
Swear say your papa own no enter one of those smelling holes obviously belonging to your mum
CelebritiesRe: Shallipopi Unveils His Girlfriend (Photo) by ukaface(f): 10:11pm On May 09, 2024
Girls in tears?
Because them get too much water

Nothing dey vex me pass that high tension song wey shallipoppi sing( he stole Bella ciao from money heist) the fvck!!
And his songs are similar, I still vibe to some songs but you see that high tension? Rubbish

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