₦airaland Forum

Assuming say na female now , y’all be asking ‘ who is sponsoring you’ ‘ who be the big god’ ‘ who is bank rolling you’
Yeye

Mtcheeeew

Inukwa pray for Nigeria

Una no Dey tire to pray for Nigeria?

Aaaahhh
What a disappointment
A ya.riba in this news? Oh how the saintly tribe has fallen short of purity

🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

ronet2:
Hello everyone,

I need some advice from medical persons on a possible exposure to HIV.

What is the probability of contracting HIV infection after protected sex with condom and washing of the genitals with soap and water.
So the story..
I had a one off sex with a lady on May 4th 2024 with condom. No oral,no kissing. After ejaculation,I removed the condom carefully,their was no condom tear/bust and went to the bathroom to wash off with soap and water ( i did not wipe off with tissue before washing off). So on 28th morning,I woke up with vomiting,diarrhea and localized abdominal pain on my lower left. Had a very mild fever the next day and I was treated for malaria and I recovered,though abdominal pain persisted for a while. I tested for HIV at 30 days post exposure and it came back negative.On 18th June 2024,the abdominal pain returned with diarrhea,lower back burning sensation and low grade fever the next day. I carried out culture test And Ulcer test, some bacteria was found and ulcer was positive. I was treated for ulcer and the abdominal pain stopped.

So my fear:
1.Can ulcer alone cause the symptoms described above?
2. Are their other possible STI/UTI test I need to carryout?
3. Is it possible that while washing off,the reminant of vaginal fluid on the pubic area can wash down to the tip of the penis and hence cause infection ( note I did not wipe off with tissue before washing off,meaning i might still have sperm at the tip)?
3. Can HIV transmit this way?
4. What are my chances that my 4 weeks negative test will not change after 3 months?

From wide search,I learnt that HIV 2 which is predominant in west Africa is a bit harder to transmit.

I'm still experiencing intermittent abdominal pain,burning sensation.

Thanks. 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Hiaaaa
Abi you wan get HIV
You wore protection, no oral, no kissing, no tear
So how else will STI enter? Well except if there is something else you ain’t saying

Sapasenator:
Hahahah! Hunt? Na hunter you dey find or a farmer. You have to choose one so I can narrow my searches.

if I fit sabi pound and make ofe nsala, why can’t he hunt and farm? Na both I Dey look for and he must be a graduate too.

Sapasenator:
How come you are still single. Lemme find you husband sharp sharp.

You sabi pound akpu and cook better ofe nala ?

I hope the husband you want to help me find, sabi hunt?
And he has to own a farmland too.

So

antidisestablis:
In those days nairaland use to be lively with great guys creating amazing thread.
Where is Mellin that initiated some nairaland guys into satanism in those days.
Where Billionaire with amazing and intriguing threads that will blow your mind.
Where is otem?
Where is Explorer? an amazing guys with scientific threads that will blow your mind.
Where is tonytomuch or sth like that, the relationship expert guy.
Where is Andyblaze of the the greatest troll in nairaland.
Outruth247 is a great amazing guy too, though, I don't subscribe to his theory he's proposing.
Nairalanders you can help me add to the list, and if you read any of these guys thread, share it in the comment below.

I guess they got bored of NL

‘ I’m not married, but I hope you know it ain’t all roses in marriage?

folake4u:
These are the same men that want virgin wives.

You Dey mind them?

Balablue64:
why can't people see they are being scammed when they go to church or mosque?
Incase nobody tell you I'm going to tell you now, Jesus is a fool, God is a fool, muhammad is a fool, Allah is a fool!
Just take it.

Can you say this face to face to a Muslim?

MikeofKd:
Letter to my future wife.
My future wife I can't wait to bang you. I don't know how our paths are gonna cross but I do know for a fact that the day I meet you ,i would be liberated from the questions of whether true love exists or not, I would stare deep into your eyes and find solitude in your presence ,your aura shall elevates my confidence and together we shall soar like the birds in the sky free and wild.

To my future wife I can't wait to kiss your lips and caress your hips , I can't wait to shift your lingerie panties to the side and insert my rod which the great gods bestowed upon me and you shall moan with the ecstasy of bittersweet tone , our spark would ignite and probably burn down the roof down.

To my future wife , we would go on trips to foreign lands and explore their cultures, we would sip wine from the bottle of wisdom .
Your enemies shall I inherit and mine shall you despair.

Wahala don wear pant

Future wife fit don position doggy style Dey collect fhingz
You Dey here Dey write letter

Karma doesn’t exist

Be cautious of your decisions, you can’t be too careful

🚩

adebowales:
Hello nairalanders!
I seek your opinion concerning this situation I find myself in.

I have been in a relationship with my fiancée for 3 yrs already to which she is pregnant for me at the moment! Though we have been together enjoying our relationship until recently I employed a new sales representative which is getting me confused.

Since the day I employed my sales girl, she had been handling my business perfectly even while I wasn’t around, she always defends me well, though I pay her well for this, but she had been managing the business like hers and she makes good return daily, besides she is also a good girl in management.

The relationship I have with my fiancée is getting to marriage soon but I feel recently am making a bad choice even though she is pregnant for me.

Recently, my sales girl profess love to me by telling me she really loves me and she has falling in love already, this makes her get pained seeing me and my fiancée together.
I had to explain to her that, I am the kind of person that is very loyal to my commitment, if we had met earlier, no one also would be able to take me away from her, so by that, I love her, but it’s late already as me and my wife has gone deeper and breaking up isn’t easy at these moment at all.

Recently, I found out my sales is already talking to different suitors which at times gives me bad feelings which makes me confused at the moment if I may loose her and this will definitely affect my business except I find someone better also.

You are confused

Nigerians are not ready to be redeemed

Even me self

We too love our life filled with suffering to want redemption.

Make we continue Dey complain

E fit still no marry her


Wasting effort unnecessarily

Only animals get caged

Is he one?

Take Tinubu with you aunty

Aje

DrAkpa:
Olosho

You no go like do olosho too?

Anguldi:
Yahoo boys students or drugs over dose

There hundred and one other reasons oga
You can’t just be as sure, except if you were there when she was killed

chatinent:
I am quite acrophobic... I had to act up like I wasn't new to it but after it took off, I felt badly nauseous that to locate lavatory come bi problem for me. See sweat. I asked one member of the cabin crew and she giggled and guided me while staying outside the door. See me they struggle to reduce the volumn of the throwup with red eyes. Haha. Omo I finished, to come open door knob come bi problem for local man again. Had to knock a bit and she opened it trying to stifle her explosive laugher.

Trust me, I bone, and staggered to my space. Omo, another wahala of looking for my seat come bi problem o. I maintained steeze continuously falling my hands.

I think another time was going into the business class when I was economy. I no fit talk this one o.😅😅😅


What about you jare?

First time?
I compose wella
I don already watch YouTube, my fear was using the seat belt. Omo! YouTube helped o, watched videos prior to boarding day
Even watched where toilet Dey and how to use toilet.😂🤣🤣
Omo I bone use toilet o, steeze was maintained, no throw up no nausea nothing. 🤣😂😂😂

My concern was that the plane was not moving, wt hell just be like plane stand for one place.

Delulu
What the fvck is ‘ Yoruba party for uk?

😂😂wonders no go end

Anyways ela oju kan for him😂😂🤣

JAMO84:
You get my message abi you no get?

Which message did I get? Is it that your……

You get my message or not ?

JAMO84:
If you see reports of 10 cases of domestic cruelty, 7 out of it will always be committed by ...... You already know

You no even get LIVER, fear Dey catch you to talk

Eiyaaa
Mama took this love issue seriously

Make Nigerians hold their govt accountable o

You think say na play ground be abroad?

If abroad people need help who them go meet?

Negroid001:
Something is going on.
This redpill shi is making men hate women.
I'm very sure it's a gay person that started it.

hmmmmmmmm

Na true oooo

Negroid001:
Was relaxing on my verandah sometime last week and i witnessed something that had me thinking up till this moment.

For over 2 days a particular pigeon had been visiting my compound and i dismissed it in my subconscious as nothing peculiar. This particular morning though, the pigeon swooped in again, hopped here and there and in one crazy frenzy picked up a piece of discarded rubber material and took off. My eyes followed it and surprisingly it's destination wasn't far, it flew to a piece of erected metal beam opposite my house, curiosity got the better of me and i stood up and observed.
Behold, it had been picking up twigs and sorts for it's partner. The partner was building a nest, and when it arrived she collected the piece of rubber material from the male, tried fitting it in the nest and threw it away when it didn't fit. The male flew took off immediately to get another twig. I somehow forgot about the incident not until this morning i can see both lovebirds cuddled up in a complete nest.

Bam! It hit. Epiphany or whatever you call it. Men are naturally built to be providers and women are home makers.

Don't know what's wrong with this generation and the hype about being woke with women shi. Sounds like a homosexual propaganda to me.
I love women, smart ones, beautiful ones, every one...

It's my duty to provide for the woman i love with what i have at my disposal and it's her responsibility to support me. Together we shall make our abode a Haven. Simple...

Any other thing? Na una sabi.
I'm not weak, neither am i lazy.
I only go women that have interest in me.
I don't simp.

But say i no go provide, that one na lie.

Awwn so sweet of you