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I sha don learn new word for that write up
Inundated

Katcall:
ukaface, how far. Make we enter one corner go do things

who be this one?
See how you Dey embarrass yourself
Go do things say Wetin happen?

Omo
This eyes no fine o
Make we talk true

This one was an alien in his former life

Nigerians have not sacrificed enough?

Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!

How did you come to the conclusion that it’s because of your pe.nis size?

God Abeg, which kind story be this one?

Multiversed:
Smiles

You like vawulence.

Honestly, I don’t🤣😂😂

Oh really
I thought she’s 12



She Dey jonz

Tinubu is at high risks of fall

Alexiiydon:
since you’re ugly why shatta bundle no go fine for your eye clown 🤡

Yinmu
So for your bleached dirty mind now you feel say I Dey ugly?
See porcupine o, Inshort na orangutan you resemble

Alexiiydon:
why your mouth come Dey smell from there to here Use that white on your body first and show me what color it brings and you can hardly see people from my tribe bleach unlike people from yours

Na person wey e mouth dey smell go sabi another person wey e mouth Dey smell
You don check say your white don dirty, you want make I do my own too.Na lie
My white no dirtyyyyyy

Believe it or not Una tribe Dey bleach faya

Alexiiydon:
like say you don see me before You whey be like shatta bundle

you no know say shatta fine pass porcupine?
Porcupine na animal oooo

Alexiiydon:
people from your tribe are mostly light and ugly so it’s obvious where she is from any woman dark in complexion in your tribe are always too ugly too

Wey na your tribe carry first for bleaching, both male and female.
Their own insecurities and inferiority complex Dey too high, so try them Dey jealous my light skinned people.
Your tribe wey no get clean dark complexion, their dark complexion looks dirty. You think I’m lying? Check yourself na.
Use white touch your body, e stain Abi e no stain?


Dey play

Gerrard59:
No too dey vex na.

But you are right anyway...women are supplying what men demand.

How the times have changed.

God bless you

Alexiiydon:
people from your tribe are mostly light and ugly so it’s obvious where she is from any woman dark in complexion in your tribe are always too ugly too

Na because you no create them well na
You wey be like porcupine they get mind call person ugly, orisirisi

Chikel20000:
let's see a picture of u then

So that you go yab me

Rest

Pennilessword1:
Women and cars....Westin dat one dey find for there?

Na my aunt be that, my uncle was toasting her in that picture

Alexiiydon:
The first girl at the left must be a Yoruba girl dark and beautiful

Dey play

Well I dress like this , and these naija guys were not coming my way because I no show them skin and cleavage. Hypocritical lots.

These ladies no get nyash and boo.bs o but ask these guys shouting decency upandan on here, them go say their woman must have nyash and boo.bs. Ndi hypocrites

Racoon:
Beauty and brain combined. Igbo got sweet ladies from antiquity - naturally fair and pretty. Ndi Chineke mere ofoma ofoma. Great lions and lionesses. Toonu Chineke!

How you take know say na beauty and brain combined?

So for 1990’s itibolibos no Dey?

When Jerry curls and perm hair were in vogue

They too be slay mamas of that era
Well, na my mama Dey for left

Them don sell Nigeria Una still Dey here Dey argue anthem.

George Goldie wey sell Nigeria for 1900 to the Brits don reincarnate as Tinubu to complete Wetin he start, Una still Dey here Dey go back and forth.

My mum had it

So

People take pics all the time and upload on internet, what’s special about hers?

KnowledgePower7:
Ever since I was a child, for some weird reason I have always disliked UK

Like if I'm given Free Visa to UK
I will not go 1000% serious

And even if I must go, once I enter London
After 10 minutes I will go back to Airport

To me, UK has a gloomy dark vibe that I can't really explain.
Maybe in my past life I was involved with an event in UK, which made me dislike that place..

Just the thought of me going to UK
Gives me Anxiety... I just can't explain why

I rather go to Japan, South Korea than UK

True o
Be like you lived in UK in your past life o

My advice:
Any single Nigerian woman ready to get married and in UK and wants to mingle with Nigerian guys should better shine eyes. Most Nigerian guys( single) no wan marry but they want deliverance from the cold.
So na that one thing dem Dey find,

AmericanIdiot:
But dog licking pussy?!!
She’s an abomination and must be killed immediately

She has killed herself na, so rest

She should have traced that uncle and his sister and do them one bad thing that they won’t ever forget

But girl get mind o, what if those dogs had bitten her down below? She for get se.x toys, why dogs? That was too extreme and unthinkable.

She said she rather have animals se.x her than man…. Tor!

iykofias:
Nobody died, it was an attempt to close the character she invented in her podcast

Really?

LesPieux:
Lies. Skits. Too many hungry people

Smh

AmericanIdiot:
Serves her right
Abomination

SMH
I’m sure you didn’t watch her video where she narrated her sexual Molestation by one stupid uncle and his sister when she was 5, and how it traumatised her through secondary school and university. I’m sure you didn’t watch to know how dogs entered the matter.